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"He will feel nothing"

The entire audience is numb at this point

"I have absolute control over the souls of men! I don't make scale, tho." #Monsterdon

Thanks #mst3k "I'm not touching you in not touching you"
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"another, who knows"

would that...be Hugo?

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At least she clearly practiced her lines
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Does a character straight up just telling you what happened before count as 'narration' for bingo purposes?

I'm going to assume that's a dueling scar on vorelli's cheek

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oh that's why he glues the beard on and beard gluing was foregrounded in the movie #monsterdon

#monsterdon The wallpaper has little stars of david on them... huh…

Hugo in vac-wrap.

Did Vorelli grow / paste on that beard to hide the scarring?

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obligatory "he vas.... 🎻 MY BOYFRIEND"

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Is that a German accent? I feel like Teri Garr's accent in Young Frankenstein was more convincing.

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God, they even UNWRAP A DUMMY slowly.

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Very low energy unboxing video.

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I predict little wooden babies coming soon. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll 🪆🕵🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

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if you're going to dollify a person you should prolly change his name to cover your tracks

THRILL!

To the doll unwrapping scene!

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Hugo is hugoing

better resolve the plot before he is Hugone!

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“It was a long time ago. I was younger.”

Yes, that’s how time works #Monsterdon

"Are you a ventriloquist cop? You have to tell me if you're a ventriloquist cop."

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"Hugo!"

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20 minutes to wrap this shit up.

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> and they would not mumblel mumble...

WHAT?

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Hugo’s sister!

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Ex-Vaudeville minions say ACAB

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Vorelli sounds like we was trying for the Doctor Strange vibe, studying in Tibet and all.

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#monsterdon You were investigating this guy, and you didn't bother to look up why his medical license was revoked?

Tell don’t show

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Time for history class

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This movie is so slow that Pan Am collapsed and was reacquired mid-flight.

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Gaze, noun

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he's got a marianne doll? i thought he wanted her for a new assistant? he just wants to trap her in a dummy and make jokes with her onstage for the rest of his career?

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ruh roh that doll looks like marianne

That nurse looks like Dot from Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries!

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"Another injection, nurse. She's not quite Amy Winehouse yet." #Monsterdon

What is with that wallpaper? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

@bstacey lecherous mesmer guy, sapient puppet, extremely boring reporter whose main drive is "fuck that, no way that guy's that good at puppetry"

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They injected her with plot.

It was ineffective.

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Ah, yes. One half see-see of the good ol’ Surgical Spirit.

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whacking her up with thorazine

AGAIN

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A New Drug from America you say? I can haz 2? *Oh wait, it's a poker: no thanks

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"Another injection, nurse. 1/2 Red Bull. This film is going no where FAST."

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@moira

If the dummy DOES fit, ... seek help from your proctologist immediately!

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If only he had some sort of dummy he could use mind control on to commit murder remotely! Damn that alibi!

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well obviously he killed her

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@cptbutton @YsengrinWolf I think an Aztec spirit of vengeance would have more dramatic flair

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@ohiofi@mastodon.social this year has been a lot ​:alot:​ ​:neocat_hug:​ #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

Boy howdy those secretaries did EVERYTHING for their bosses didn't they 😬 #Monsterdon

RIP Vorelli's assistant, the one who found a way out of this movie.

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#monsterdon Hugo's a cuck. Film at 11.

Ope! I saw a frame of nipple. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Hugo bears a striking resemblance to Timothée.

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the rare "kill your captors" bingo!!! #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

"Eeey, Maaahk, I'm WAAAAALKIN' HEEEEAH" #Monsterdon

I'm counting that as "monster reveals new power"

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Say what you will about the character of Hugo but Ronald Reagan is nailing the performance.

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mfer oughta put a Hannibal Lecter mask on Yugo's face....

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There are way too many scenes of people not wearing clothes in this movie

I mean it's like 3 but we needed AT MOST zero

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WatchVibe ®

Impressive eyebrows 🔼
Semi Coma clarity 🔽
Kissing and pacing 🔽

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If I had a NICKEL for every time I’ve said the words…“I’ve been a bad dummy master, you HAVE to put me in my cage again”

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This section's so fucking dull that I actually looked down at the football game

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I think Hugo is going to be perfectly justified in his puppet rampage later

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That’s why she needed such a mighty foundation garment. #Monsterdon

so she was hypnotized once publicly, then a bunch of times privately on the same night that a hypnotist stayed in her house, and they are CONSULTING THAT HYPNOTIST about her medical care as she lies in bed sick with being hypnotized to shit???? #monsterdon

Hey movie, you wanna take a five and grab a coffee or Monster or something to perk up?

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Hugo likes to watch

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Two hypnoses don't make a right mind

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C'mon Mark, stop smoking and get your ass in Berlin ASAP. Mabe we have some real action on this movie.
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Semi-comatose state

semisemisemisemi semi semi co-looooooon

it comes and gooooooooes

it comes and

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#monsterdon Semi Coca Cola… She needs blood sugar! Does anyone have a Werthers in their pocket?!?

@Terencio I mean we *do* have Return of Mothra III on deck after this...

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"I want the puppet to watch..."

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they put his assistant in the worst possible outfit and she apparently never changes out of it the actress should sue

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/116038369406064015

This might be one of my favorite #Monsterdon toots ever

they make the dummy watch from jail that sucks so bad #monsterdon

He's gonna go full Vorelli on her, aint he?

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Wait, the bad facial hair is on purpose?

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#monsterdon Voyeur Dummy

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I love the scenes with Eyebrow Man (Sebastian Cabot) and boyfriend (Dr. Spaceman)

Magda needs to separate her professional life from her personal life.

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"That's a fine exhibition you put on tonight. Wallop, flight, straight to the moon."

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"What you Americans call 'an open mind'"

Motherfucker we speak the same language

Is a semicoma anything like a semicolon? #Monsterdon

Careful with that beard, Vorelli, spirit gum is only so strong. #Monsterdon

Yes, rest is the best remedy for the semi-coma.

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You know. This does have some Dracula story overtones, you know, and I definitely would like to see Vorelli with a stake through his heart. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

she's in a semi-coma*

*fully conscious but lying down with her eyes mostly closed

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@moira “Semi-coma” is the medical term.

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#Monsterdon Fevers are the biggest deus ex machina of the movie medical world.

Yep, @SnoopJ called it on how much Dracula this movie has in it

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A state of semi coma.

Semi comma? ;

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#monsterdon Oh, don't worry. It's nothing serious. Just a "semi-coma"

Hugo was reincarnated as a dummy from his previous life as a jelly donut.

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Wait, the one American character is named Mr. English?

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a state of semicolon?

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"I'm very glad you were able to come so quickly"

Yeah, Vorelli called me, too.

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"I'm glad you were able to come so quickly"

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Dr.Eyebrows thinks you should be there.

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The doctor has really amazing eyebrows.

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@hollie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3f2aop-beE

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