Devil Doll
fluffy πŸ’œ
fluffy πŸ’œ
fluffy@plush.city

I wonder if anyone at Tubi runs analytics and wonders why 6 PM PST there's suddenly a bunch of people simultaneously watching the same terrible old movies #monsterdon

SnoopJ
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

Hugo laid helplessly in a hospital bed.

Marianne lies helplessly in her own bed.

We lie helplessly before this movie slowly bleeding out.

#Monsterdon

saucerlost

I've been trying to find humor in a movie about a SA hypnotist for 80 minutes and boy are my arms tired

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Dear whoever made Devil Doll (1964)

You don't need extra scenes to re-explain things that you've already explained through the film. If you want us to know a character has figured a thing out, then you can do that with a... single... line.

Thanks,
the audience

Terencio

uh... "Show's over! There will be no refunds!"

Steggy
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden

Wow. All the audience actors doing the "smell the fart" acting method.

Actually, I think I can tell who dealt if from this picture...
#Monsterdon

SnoopJ
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

Feel like they should have tried a little harder to give this reporter arc some real stakes. It's just so goofy that this is him thinking "nah, fuck that, nobody's that good at puppetry. I'm gonna get the scoop"

#Monsterdon

saucerlost

Miss Horn, imagine that it is last summer. Twist again now, as you did then

SnoopJ
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

And the creepy guy fucks off into a doll with the implication that he won't really receive any other punishment for his many crimes

There was some stuff I liked in that movie, but I think you could cut 70% of it and not lose much.

#Monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

The german lady telling us this story has run out of flashback exposition points, so she hands off the exposition to a large german guy to do more flashback exposition. Then the large german guy himself runs out of flashback exposition points, so he kicks them out of their store.

fluffy πŸ’œ
fluffy πŸ’œ
fluffy@plush.city

calling people on the phone and grilling them about research questions? the things that people had to do in the days before Wikipedia, I guess #monsterdon

saucerlost

Don't go back farther than 1947, we got enough of that in Death Race 2000

Terencio

I am getting sleepy....

sleepy...

sleepy....

When i awake I will be watching a better movie....