So if you ever run into a ventriloquist's dummy with a soul inside just slap it against the wall a bunch of times and the soul will pop out. But you gotta be careful or it might pop into your body instead. Got it.
I'm reminded of of that hilarious example of guys writing women, "She breasted boobily down the stairs...."
I've explained everything to you. But since you won't listen to me, I've invited a man to say it is true.
#monsterdon
boobs? in a black and white movie???
I wonder if anyone at Tubi runs analytics and wonders why 6 PM PST there's suddenly a bunch of people simultaneously watching the same terrible old movies #monsterdon
This movie shouldβve been named Guys And Dolls
Hugo laid helplessly in a hospital bed.
Marianne lies helplessly in her own bed.
We lie helplessly before this movie slowly bleeding out.
#Monsterdon Inside this boring full length movie is a boring short film.
THE SPIRIT GUM IS DIEGETIC!?!?!
"Wherever you are you will come" *cough* #Monsterdon #DevilDoll
well, the seahawks won, so that had a better ending than this nonsense
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 AITA? my (M/55) girlfriend (F/40) and devil doll (M/35) are unionizing
I can see open air between the doctor's forehead and his eyebrows!
Then you put the soul into the bowl, and let it sit for 16-18 weeks in a cool and
#monsterdon What good is a backstory when THERE IS NO FRONT STORY
Not to brag, but I can make someone feel like their life is in danger without silly hypnosis gimiks.
I mean⦠I'm an Owlbear.
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 what a twist!
good night everybody <3
Thanks for the laughs everyone!
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
#Monsterdon The ending fight is comedy gold.
#Monsterdon Less than 10 minutes left and you just know everything will be "resolved" in the last minute, there will be a music swell, and "The End" will display.
We'll still be confused.
Getting the feeling they couldn't quite figure out how to do the second half of this movie
Vorelli is played by David Tennant?
#monsterdon This movie has all the tension of a stalk of celery
That was a lot of nip slip for 1964.
Heyyyyy did Gene Roddenberry write this week's movie too?
There's so much more Dracula in this than I was prepared for.
Yes, it could resemble me... if you were FUCKING HIGH.
Anybody want some coffee?
"I know why the caged dummy sings"
THE SHOT OF THE POSTER
"We really gotta nail this scene, so let's try to get all four actors and the camera in this broom closet."
Whenever Mr. English is on screen blabbing, my attention wanes
BRING BACK THE DAMES WITH THE PERSONALITIES
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 somebody already called this and my wife chimed in with the same -- major dracula vibes here
Bryant Haliday is absolutely killing it with being intensely creepy
Gotta say, this film is genuinely creepy so far so well done...
"You never win. You always lose" I say softly to myself as I put the Doll back in Doll Prison
The Delegation of Dolls will be watching quietly to be sure our kind are not maligned and harshly judged during this film.
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll πͺπ΅πΎββοΈπ₯πΏ
he tampered in Gepetto's domain #monsterdon
That sure was a movie
I've been trying to find humor in a movie about a SA hypnotist for 80 minutes and boy are my arms tired
wow, Narration clinches me a #MonsterdonBingo as the movie takes its final dying breaths.
[lights up a cigarette]
well, you little fuckin idiot dummy, allow me to once again explain my evil angle here
I'm really rooting for Devil Doll here
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 dude invented "uploading" decades before the singularity bros
Dear whoever made Devil Doll (1964)
You don't need extra scenes to re-explain things that you've already explained through the film. If you want us to know a character has figured a thing out, then you can do that with a... single... line.
Thanks,
the audience
uh... "Show's over! There will be no refunds!"
We're activating the Berlin Journalism Special Forces.
Marianne sleeps with those eyelashes on, that's how confident of her work she is...or drunk...
Wow. All the audience actors doing the "smell the fart" acting method.
Actually, I think I can tell who dealt if from this picture...
#Monsterdon
Real "aggressive roommate" arrangement here with the dummy
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 "hey babe this creepy dude's totally into you can you flirt with him so i can play with his doll?"
Miss Horne's dummy senses are tingling
ah, the Lynchian thrumming sound #monsterdon
Miss Horn, imagine that it is last summer. Twist again now, as you did then
Fun fact: The "twist" sequence in the original cut of the movie last an excruciating 97 minutes.
dance like everyone is watching #monsterdon
@moira Might be a way to immortality. A ventriloquist's dummy, well maintained and perhaps upgraded with a jetpack, could last a long time. #monsterdon
everyone in my neighborhood just went apeshit and I'm guessing it wasn't for the climactic fight scene at the end of the movie #monsterdon #superbowl
And the creepy guy fucks off into a doll with the implication that he won't really receive any other punishment for his many crimes
There was some stuff I liked in that movie, but I think you could cut 70% of it and not lose much.
That's what you get for monologuing
It's almost like Hugo is carrying a grudge
He's so mean to the dolls. :(
[racist drumming intensifies]
*angry elephant noises*
"Verelli isn't the villain you imagine. He's just a normal 60's white male! Duh."
lol, I bet German audiences of 1947 liked this act, or hated it!
Was an Assphix involved?
time for an ad break, right in time to hear fireworks so I guess Seahawks are continuing to do really well #monsterdon #superbowl
in 1947, Vorelli was just breaking into Vaudeville
calling people on the phone and grilling them about research questions? the things that people had to do in the days before Wikipedia, I guess #monsterdon
Don't go back farther than 1947, we got enough of that in Death Race 2000
RIP buxom Magda
I am getting sleepy....
sleepy...
sleepy....
When i awake I will be watching a better movie....
Sure, threaten the crazed mesmer openly. It's gonna go great.
This movie has a talking dummy, a mesmerist, a woman in a semicolonβ¦ but letβs just follow around a boring middle-aged man named βMarkβ because heβs the MAIN character?!
"That dummy talked to me in my room last night. So did the ventriloquist doll."
Sub/dom puppet play at your society soiree. That's entertainment! #monsterdon
Okay, I'm firmly Team Hugo at this point. That Vorelli is a real so and so.
#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 audience: "wow! the tension between the ventriloquist and his dummy is just like a real dysfunctional relationship!"
When two dummies love each other very much⦠or maybe not very much⦠they park their car and the camera slowly pans away
Don't burst his bubble, he prolly believes in pro wrestling too.
The best part of this film is how Vorelli and Hugo bicker spitefully like an old couple. It gets really awkward like when an old married couple are fighting in public.
Really getting some screen-time out of Vorelli's bit here
"Yea just have 'em dance around a bit"
many professional performers are extreme introverts, I don't think "being shy" is mutually exclusive with being a performer. #monsterdon
@combatwombat immortality until termites or have a little fire, scarecrow maybe
I made it through Devil Doll a second time! Thanks as always to everyone here at #Monsterdon for being hilarious, and @Taweret for hosting!
Now gather around in a semicircle, I'm going to tell you what Lady Hampton has been up to π₯
RE: https://famichiki.jp/@RachelThornSub/116038519964953212
Please blink twice if your soul has been switched with a dummy #Monsterdon
@paco Australian table wine #monsterdon
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@bunnyhero The Bourne Supremacy it ain't
Okay the poster cutaways are kinda brilliant
The writerβs barely disguised βwhat if you could just like hypnotize girls into loving you?β
@jivens Joke's on him, I'm already forgetting the contents of this movie