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"We have a great surprise for you tonight!"

A better movie?

Everybody at the what now? This was a _dance?_

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I hope she keeps a spare USB power bank in that hair.

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Bottom of the 3rd, 12-0 Seattle
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@Violinknitter this dress is the bomb. her hair is suffering though #monsterdon

The Mind of Miss Horn

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The thing is: those charity balls are planned to the last detail. Her aunt is just as likely to be pissed that she invited some creepy-ass entertainer and his Ferengi-lobed doll. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

This reminds me that when I was a very small child and my grandma told me her hair was a beehive, I was REALLY afraid for a few minutes until things were explained to me

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Would #monsterdon invite Voreli to perform at our charity ball, if we threw a charity ball?

Okay, but next week can we watch something that **doesn't** have a creepy fucker leching on women half his age?

… I mean, if such a movie exists.

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Seriously, whoever was doing costuming LOVED the Marianne actress

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Peas and carrots peas and carrots; rutabaga, rutabaga...

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@RachelThornSub It apparently had to be re-edited to avoid a British X rating. #monsterdon

Auntie, save some for me. I need it more. #Monsterdon

So deep and rich and red. Almost as red as that BIG RED FLAG!
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Auntie's gonna be dancing on a table by the end of the evening.

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this must be the charity ball that i heard about

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GOOD FOR YOU, AUNT EDNA! Slam those fuckers back like the queen you are!

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Stop the presses, Ms Horn is swinging her hips!

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aunt eva knows exactly which movie she's in, and she doesn't like it.

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Aunt Edith You Go Girl! #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

#monsterdon Is that a Faustian butler statue in the background? That's kickass.

so everyone around this hypnotist guy has to be normal and pretend like it's fine how he is always trying to hypnotize everyone #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Waiting for the "hero" to start touching the doll.

Time for a tactical sneeze girl. Knock the glass to the floor and run
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FINISH THE DRINK, JESSICA

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RED FLAG RED FLAG #Monsterdon

The wine is going to be drugged, isn't it

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What a creep.

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Personal space, dude

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#monsterdon Keep your voice down? Your discussion of Dummy Secrets warrants OPSEC?

By the way, what do you think of this life-size figurine I had made of my D&D character? He's a level 15 Tiefling bard in a homebrew steampunk setting. #monsterdon

This guy is just all about being ominous isn't he.

I'd try that wine though.

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The wine tastes better after the dummy drinks it for some reason.

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Being bait is a nerve racking endeavor, eh Marianne? #Monsterdon

"Will you come?"
"If you want me."

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dude you didn't have to translate that it was 100% cognate

INTERESTING DRINK NAMES, VORELLI

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“This wine from Sicily is only good at this hour, and this hour only. You must not drink it at any other hour. Otherwise, it would be terrible.”

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A vampire movie just broke out.

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oh crap i forgot to start a #monsterdonBingo card, but starting off with a bunch of easy checks glimpsing leg in the car scene and the creepy eyes and whatnot #monsterdon

@hollie

Babes love the bad boys.

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so... he's not a ventriloquit or a hypnotizer, he's a vampire.

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Blood of the Virgin..

Dude...

#Monsterdon This hypnosis is the kind of thing that cartoons do. Just less funny.

This is some 60's haris Marianne uses
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Yeah this is is definitely a guy you'd want to be alone with and accept a drink from

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Sad show assistant #Monsterdon

He's very attr-no. I don't know what the sixties ladies were into, but... no, it wasn't that. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

"MORE WINE ..."

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The #MST3k version helps
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Vorelli's got the Horne

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Impeccable sense of taste, it takes real courage to have a hell-themed statuary in the living room

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@jonny

Again, none for the Hugo.

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is that a smoking jacket?!

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jeez, lady, be a pal and worth the other lady, will ya?

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Whelp, I guess it's time. Better call Torgo and get our plot going. I'm not gonna be forced out of this cult by some brunette hussy!

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The WHUT between the dummy and Vorelli!?

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#monsterdon Blurp-squeak/blurp-squeak. LOL.

.... or it could have been a young kid in a costume, genius. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

@jonny

Conscience attack!

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@amyfou *repeat for entire movie*

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Anyone besides me having flashbacks to The Talons of Weng-Chiang (#DoctorWho 1977)?

Nobody? Just me then?

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A stage illusionist? With a gimmick?!?

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Yes apparently so.
Go be a doll face, semi seduce beard creep whilst i grope his dummy.
Yikes
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I wonder what the rating for Devil Doll was. It's pretty edgy! #Monsterdon

They just stopped on the side of the road to make out. Why couldn’t they wait until they got to Lovers’ Point?

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Rich people have weird foreplay. #Monsterdon

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I'd like kissing you more if you were more of a doll...

Hold that thought..

Oh my god call the morality police, she's showing THIGH

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Must be watching a slightly different cut - just now getting the "handsy" bit.

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damn, handsy

maybe you need the dummy

for protection

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Is he going to get her whole face in his mouth or what? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

#monsterdon Ahh yes, the Creeping Hand! Wait, they're not supposed to be in this film...

Ewwww.

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Man, he's going all out for this "Theatre Critic" position isn't he?

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@apLundell Everybody loves seeing a guy piss himself on stage!

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for the plot of this movie to work they need to establish that this guy is suddenly direly interested in this doll and is willing to sacrifice his wife to get a closer look at it, which totally tracked for 1950's audiences #monsterdon

FLAT DRAB PASSION MEANDERS ACROSS THE SCREEN #Monsterdon

#monsterdon If I was actually there, I'd assume he just had a little kid in the dummy. Which would kind of ruin the act.

It was more impressive BEFORE the dummy walked.

RUINOUS NECKING

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Damn right for the cleavage

time to turn you out, Marianne #monsterdon

@steggy Twist it, baby.
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Guy really wants to get a look at that doll

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Not to be confused with the incomparable Marilyn Horne #Monsterdon

The dummy? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

"C'mon honey, help me get a GREAT BIG GROPE on Vorelli's dummy." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Who's attractive? The doll?! You're SICK

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Marianne. No. Don't do it. Good lord.

take her to the creepy hypnotist show on the first date, leave her begging for more creepy hypnotist show

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#monsterdon It's funny how charity balls are the only kind normal people admit to holding.

@CactuarJoe differently boring.

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This movie is making me think of the Charlie McCarthy cameo in The Muppet Movie. Edgar Bergen, Charlie's ventriloquist, died before the movie premiered, making the whole scene impenetrable to almost every subsequent generation to watch the film. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon When you get to the make out scene, prepare to be mystified.

Is this is just Dracula with a ventriloquist dummy? :/

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She said no. Listen to the woman dammit.

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fascinating? has anything about this movie been fascinating so far? i...

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.......you haven't seen a lot of these kind of shows, have you?

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