“Master”

What kink is this?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

EAT THE HAM, HUGO

They're applauding the humiliation of that doll. #Monsterdon

How can this get any creepier? 😬#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh, ham! I love how they didn't even pause to get a laugh from the audience about that cannibal line.

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ DEVIL TRIVIA 👿🎎

Don't pay for expansive construction.

Like in Devil Doll, the theater used for the performances of The Great Vorelli was scheduled to be demolished. Shooting was completed just in time.

#DevilDoll

Abusive dummy/ventriloquist relationship on full display.

#monsterdon

The sexual tension between Vorelli and the puppet is a little over the top. #Monsterdon

Hugo looks chill, but I think he may have a temper

#Monsterdon

Oh, and of course right as I go to hit send, he grabs the knife😂
#monsterdon

Dude, if a puppet got up and walked on stage I wouldn't clap, I'd probably gasp and scream!

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

I, for one, look forward to hearing Voreli's voice in my head every time I make a ham sandwich from now on. #Monsterdon

This is quite the strange, uh, scene. #Monsterdon

This seems like a really bad working relationship

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

Charlie McCarthy and Edgar Bergen these two ain't.

#Monsterdon

lol, love how much they hate each other, go for the knife you small evil bastards, go on!

#Monsterdon

No ham for you!

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

it's like watching your parents argue at a party? like, why would anyone invite this to their soiree?

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

How did they cast for the dummy role? #monsterdon

That knife does look pretty tasty

#Monsterdon

Lower your eyes!

Oh wait, that was last week.

#monsterdon

Hugo, trying out for Child's Play 34 1/4th #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That knife wasn't going to cut butter

yes. take the knife and end all our suffering.

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

@socketwench 😂

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

The Great Vorelli and his world famous "Arguing about eating with a dummy for ten minutes" routine.

#monsterdon #devildoll1964

Come closer, so I can make your hair smell like secondhand smoke. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

ham bone ham bone

whatcha donna eat

whatcha gonna eat with a OOOOOO BIG KNIFE

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

nobody else brought their kids, did you have to bring your dummy and force everyone to watch you fight with it all night #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's just not impressive if he can't possibly be working the puppet himself.

Hugo definitely has the lobes for business. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

oh!

this is a Millennium Man prequel!

#monsterdon

@Taweret especially with this many closeups! #monsterdon

"FEED ME"

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Hugo can you please start eating some of the people at this party

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

You are not the only one who likes to eat.

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964 "i wish i'd never seen him!" us too, girl. us too

Oh, that's a good comedy bit (the dummy implicitly calling the ventriloquist a pig)

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

That dummy has boobs under that suit

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

#monsterdon Fake Eyelashes... huge piles of foundation, concealer making a face fit for terror into a lovely young... lets call it a woman…

Oh, ham.

#monsterdon

That dummy prop is terrible. His mouth barely moves. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

come on bro we're just trying to hang out can you put this little piece of shit away #monsterdon

Oh, ham. I love it.

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

#Monsterdon 👩 😏 👻 🎎 👹 😱

ham.

That lady is smuggling a picnic in her hair #Monsterdon

no no, ha ha, the room is all dummies, you see!

#monsterdon

Yeah, I kind of zone out on pointless elder small talk, too. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Oh ham you cannibal

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Ive just come from the theater and boy are my arms tired

HUGO LOVES HAM!

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

This is a odd way to advertise a golang based static site generator.

#monsterdon #devildoll1964

Hugo quietly drank all of the wine before he went on just to be spiteful.

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

I know fundraisers suck but this is a new level. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Imagine it! 1943 in Sicily! Grapes piled in the streets!”

@cocaine_owlbear

Sure, a vampire movie about a guy vamping someone 1% of his age.

#Monsterdon
#DevilDoll1964

"As long as I get the Vorelli story, what does it matter?"

It's totally fine that I'm throwing my girlfriend at a creeper so I can pry into his personal life. No problem.

#Monsterdon

She looks like she has a hair turban on her head. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

@Violinknitter the loose strands on her forehead were a cry for help #monsterdon

"Everyone form a semicircle"

That's something else I'd do with my mesmerizing powers. Just walk around putting crowds into semicircles, then walking off.

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

@ramsey

> American reporter Mark English

That explains it!

#Monsterdon

But you didn't say Simon Says!
#Monsterdon

so, if this is a smoking movie

there's a REALLY CONVENIENT DEVICE

to deal with that pesky doll...

#monsterdon

Surely that’s her great aunt? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"We have a great surprise for you tonight!"

A better movie?

Everybody at the what now? This was a _dance?_

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

I hope she keeps a spare USB power bank in that hair.

#monsterdon #devildoll1964

Bottom of the 3rd, 12-0 Seattle
#monsterdon

@Violinknitter this dress is the bomb. her hair is suffering though #monsterdon

The Mind of Miss Horn

#monsterdon

The thing is: those charity balls are planned to the last detail. Her aunt is just as likely to be pissed that she invited some creepy-ass entertainer and his Ferengi-lobed doll. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

This reminds me that when I was a very small child and my grandma told me her hair was a beehive, I was REALLY afraid for a few minutes until things were explained to me

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

Would #monsterdon invite Voreli to perform at our charity ball, if we threw a charity ball?

Okay, but next week can we watch something that **doesn't** have a creepy fucker leching on women half his age?

… I mean, if such a movie exists.

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Seriously, whoever was doing costuming LOVED the Marianne actress

#Monsterdon

Peas and carrots peas and carrots; rutabaga, rutabaga...

#monsterdon #devildoll1964

@RachelThornSub It apparently had to be re-edited to avoid a British X rating. #monsterdon

Auntie, save some for me. I need it more. #Monsterdon

So deep and rich and red. Almost as red as that BIG RED FLAG!
#Monsterdon

Auntie's gonna be dancing on a table by the end of the evening.

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

this must be the charity ball that i heard about

#monsterdon

GOOD FOR YOU, AUNT EDNA! Slam those fuckers back like the queen you are!

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Stop the presses, Ms Horn is swinging her hips!

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

aunt eva knows exactly which movie she's in, and she doesn't like it.

#monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Aunt Edith You Go Girl! #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

#monsterdon Is that a Faustian butler statue in the background? That's kickass.

so everyone around this hypnotist guy has to be normal and pretend like it's fine how he is always trying to hypnotize everyone #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Waiting for the "hero" to start touching the doll.

Time for a tactical sneeze girl. Knock the glass to the floor and run
#Monsterdon

FINISH THE DRINK, JESSICA

#Monsterdon

RED FLAG RED FLAG #Monsterdon

The wine is going to be drugged, isn't it

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Me at the coffee shop using my amazing mesmerizing abilities: "You will add TWO pumps of cardamom syrup to my mocha, TWO pumps, not one..."

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll

Don’t drink it!! #Monsterdon

What a creep.

#Monsterdon

Personal space, dude

#Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

#monsterdon Keep your voice down? Your discussion of Dummy Secrets warrants OPSEC?

you can't be inviting guys that talk like that to your party #monsterdon

By the way, what do you think of this life-size figurine I had made of my D&D character? He's a level 15 Tiefling bard in a homebrew steampunk setting. #monsterdon

This guy is just all about being ominous isn't he.

I'd try that wine though.

#Monsterdon