@Taweret Isn't that what all dummies do?
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So does Hugo have the key to his own cage??? He goes walkabout whenever he bloody feels like it

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#monsterdon Oh, did you see? Almost got half of a leg-pop out of her during that embrace.

I thought Mr. Vorelli was gonna use that knife to do a bit of carving on Hugo's face to fix that ugly problem what a letdown #Monsterdon

Hey. Hey, Hugo. Were you listening to all that? Did you hear the clown horn? The slide whistle? You know what that means, don't you? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

finally!

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Hugo's hair is terrible. No wonder Vorelli hates him.

Hugo turned her in to a mask? #Monsterdon

She said you were ugly.

Is that all it takes to taunt a dummy to murder?

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So, I'm not a filmmaker, but I'm pretty sure only Andy Worhol can get away with extended still shots of inanimate objects.

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beautiful pan shot

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Had to roll the footage back to confirm my suspicion: Vorelli does not have a belly button.

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FAKE POLYNESIAN MASK JUMPSCARE!

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Grandfather of Chucky.

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yawn...can we just skip to the old priest and young priest now?

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Chase lounge, more like caught lounge

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But please, leave the poor ex alone! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Vorelli's hair style changes... it's subtle and permanently dusky.

Sorry, I left to make some sandwiches, the movie got too boring. What'd I miss? #Monsterdon

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Did they steal some Ravel for this movie?

#monsterdon He eats money? I thought he liked ham! There's just NO CONSISTENCY

Draw me like one of your French puppets. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

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Rah rah Rasputin

Dummy's greatest love machine

I can't tell who's being objectified harder: those women? or Hugo?

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Mate you can't get attention without hypnosis.
Also you smell like cat food, vomit and ham.
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Maybe Hugos spirit is trapped in Berlin. https://www.puppentheater-museum.de/ #monsterdon

Smallest Buster Sword known to man #Monsterdon

Vorelli stops at Hugo’s cage just to tell him Magda said he was ugly? OMG! Hugo, take the knife and kill Vorelli already!

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Titillation.

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@CactuarJoe I'm always up for a cup #Monsterdon #DevilDoll 🪆🕵🏾‍♀️🎥🍿 ☕

The gross fake facial hair stays *ON* for... whatever they're doing back there. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

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Heyyyy I saw that cut

#monsterdon Maybe it made sense at the time, but it seems so weird to see a guy and his secretary sharing such a tiny office. Practically a cubical.

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"he can't be blamed, Marianne agreed to be hypnotized" <-- this is why we need #MeToo

oh no

we're getting into layers of hypnosis...

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Is everyone German here? #Monsterdon

Which state is semi-comatose?

Ohio?

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WE HAVE COFFEE!!! #Monsterdon #Coffee #Watch #DevilDoll1964

"How about some coffee? It's time for another long slow scene, we gotta try and stay awake in here." #Monsterdon

Mark English, the namiest name since Ford Prefect?

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These are like the most awful make out scenes ever like even the 40 year old virgin did better #Monsterdon

@moira maybe wood

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Gosh, things are slow in this flix
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#monsterdon Without my ED pills, I come very quickly. Super quickly. It's why the ladies all scoff and pity me. Too... quickly…

Weirdest cuck kink ever.

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You know what, I think Magda actually just manipulated Fake Abe. That’s exactly what it was.

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only half over? i ain't gonna make it gals and guys

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Vorelli, The Handsiest

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Why can't I swindle her out of all her money *and* get some catatonic nookie on the side? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Got room for a dummy?
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If there was a film award for most awkward make out scenes this flick would have been a shoe in. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

I like it when the dummy watches us.

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Passionate kiss in this movie = literally mashing faces #monsterdon

Why do people threaten evil psychopaths with calling the police? Seriously. As soon as you say it, you're dead.
🙄

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(should get my wife an outfit like that tbh...)

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Eww ewewwwwww Ew ew ew to the power of infinity
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Even the sexy music is awkward. #Monsterdon

Can we get back to the time travel Berlin part now? #monsterdon

The doll likes to watch.

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dummy likes to watch
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I will say one thing

Devil Doll fucks

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@cptbutton true, true. i apologize for slandering five drinks lady. (^_^)

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bleugh

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eyes glazing over

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And how many times have I had my arms around you?
<Thinks>
12?

#monsterdon "Mr. English" is the name of the American dude?

Fake Abe just told Magda she needs to “calm down.”

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Good grief.

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@yatsu

Not 5 drinks lady.

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Verelli not beating the Kilgrave vibes

uh oh, she's a gonna....

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Magda & Hugo

just off Vorelli

you know you want to

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and now two minutes of twerking

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Just throw a high heel at him Magda
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He... eats money? This gets weirder and weirder.

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Vorelli, I sympathize as someone with similar facial hair, but no amount of grooming can make a chinstrap not a chinstrap.

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Magda!

we got fully 50% through this movie before getting the other performer's NAME!

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Honey, you're not going compete in Drag Race, you can ease up on the false lashes. Maybe take them off occasionally. #Monsterdon

Oh, she won't get fooled again?

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don't interrupt my fake moustache combing and change your outfit for pity sake

hypnotist's beard is glued on is confirmed canon in the movie??? why was he pressing that shit!?!? #monsterdon

“I will keep an open mind, but it won’t matter because no new ideas can make it through my EYEBROW HEDGES!!”
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Semicoma. Overtones of delirium. And an oaky aftertaste. Yes, this female hysteria will be absolutely delicious after we lock her in a cellar for two years. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

A hypnotist, Mr. English, in this economy? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Mr. French, go back to Berlin and find Jody Buffy and Cissy.

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... is "an open mind" an american exclusive idiom???

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What do the English call it then?

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"You don't believe a word I'm saying do you?" Well it does sound like utter bullshit. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

This doctor looks more like a psychology professor than a medical doctor.

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English oughta say: "Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see? Sometimes his words just hypnotize me...."

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Mr English, our man Rod Sterling...

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Male actor crying in 50s movie: an amazing acting performance

Female actor crying in 50s movie: requirement

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why did they put the dr in a suit that would make a moire illusion on camera tho

i keep wanting the american reporter to be Chris Parnell, specifically as Dr Spaceman (30 rock)

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More like the Grating Verelli

#monsterdon Could you please make a 4 hour round-trip for extremely vague reasons?

Yes, as a doctor, I must prescribe a healthy dose of male supervision. I'm far too busy to do it myself. Would you? Splendid. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

@SRLevine

Or a cop demanding a paramedic give someone an overdose of ketamine

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so the movie revolves around the hypnotist trying to mind control and fuck marianne and the dummy trying to get free. so again it seems like if the dummy is free then all conflicts resolve and he gets to go off and be like a longshoreman in baltimore or whatever he wants to do #monsterdon

"Semi-coma"

Yeah, it's not REALLY a coma it's just coma-ISH. #Monsterdon