At this point, I just want Hugo to go on a killing spree and kill everyone.

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does a character reading the plot in a newspaper count as 'narration' for bingo purposes?

"Nothing we've done so far has helped."

"You mean pacing down here and smoking?"

"Yes, that."

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@srol OMG 🤦 🤣

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Pretty lame murder plot for a hypnotist. That really the best he could think up? #Monsterdon

Guys I figured it out "Hugo" is short for "Hugoing to die"

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The Berlin Wall article appears to a brunette in lingerie. #Monsterdon

wilco, wilco, stay cool and all that jazz

this sounds like someone trying to lingo too hard...

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#monsterdon Go fetch the coffee, WENCH! Hahahahah #CoffeeWenchesRule

Repeat? Are you on the radio?

Also, why is every dude in this movie gross?

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@YsengrinWolf

Hugo is possessed by an Aztec Spirit of vengeance. This is all Cortez's fault.

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Devil Doll
Outfits: A
Hair: F

It's pretty awesome how the Berlin wall is getting to be distant history. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

@jonny 🎉

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Like most successful men, their primary focus is on getting laid in other countries. #Monsterdon

Oh, finally 2 Americans talking American to one another.

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"Limey broads" wat

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I'm really not paying attention 😅
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methinks a racist twist is on the horizon

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I'm sorry, we are in London and this guy's name is "Mister English"?
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> Never mind that!

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Nearly exposed boobs? That's ok.

Murder? Quick cut to the mask on the wall!

What the fog horn bird cheep combo foley was that?
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The top of a nipple makes an appearance.

What's with the faux-Aztec mask cutaway from the murder?

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@cptbutton 🎉 congrats! That was a good card

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"Vorelli murder to you as well good sir!"

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#monsterdon The beard is... a beard. LOL. It's glued on! What a strange thing to do with a woman... LOL.

Hugo finally goes full Chucky.

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@Taweret Isn't that what all dummies do?
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So does Hugo have the key to his own cage??? He goes walkabout whenever he bloody feels like it

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#monsterdon Oh, did you see? Almost got half of a leg-pop out of her during that embrace.

I thought Mr. Vorelli was gonna use that knife to do a bit of carving on Hugo's face to fix that ugly problem what a letdown #Monsterdon

Hey. Hey, Hugo. Were you listening to all that? Did you hear the clown horn? The slide whistle? You know what that means, don't you? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

finally!

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Hugo's hair is terrible. No wonder Vorelli hates him.

Hugo turned her in to a mask? #Monsterdon

She said you were ugly.

Is that all it takes to taunt a dummy to murder?

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So, I'm not a filmmaker, but I'm pretty sure only Andy Worhol can get away with extended still shots of inanimate objects.

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beautiful pan shot

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Had to roll the footage back to confirm my suspicion: Vorelli does not have a belly button.

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FAKE POLYNESIAN MASK JUMPSCARE!

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Grandfather of Chucky.

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I call this piece "Hypno-triloquist's Assistant Framed in a Doorway"

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yawn...can we just skip to the old priest and young priest now?

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Chase lounge, more like caught lounge

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But please, leave the poor ex alone! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Vorelli's hair style changes... it's subtle and permanently dusky.

Sorry, I left to make some sandwiches, the movie got too boring. What'd I miss? #Monsterdon

I get the feeling this coulda been a really awesome 30 minute Twilight Zone episode.

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Did they steal some Ravel for this movie?

#monsterdon He eats money? I thought he liked ham! There's just NO CONSISTENCY

Draw me like one of your French puppets. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

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Rah rah Rasputin

Dummy's greatest love machine

I can't tell who's being objectified harder: those women? or Hugo?

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Mate you can't get attention without hypnosis.
Also you smell like cat food, vomit and ham.
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Maybe Hugos spirit is trapped in Berlin. https://www.puppentheater-museum.de/ #monsterdon

Smallest Buster Sword known to man #Monsterdon

Vorelli stops at Hugo’s cage just to tell him Magda said he was ugly? OMG! Hugo, take the knife and kill Vorelli already!

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45 minutes into this movie, I would like it if more things have happened so far.

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Titillation.

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@CactuarJoe I'm always up for a cup #Monsterdon #DevilDoll 🪆🕵🏾‍♀️🎥🍿 ☕

The gross fake facial hair stays *ON* for... whatever they're doing back there. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

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Heyyyy I saw that cut

#monsterdon Maybe it made sense at the time, but it seems so weird to see a guy and his secretary sharing such a tiny office. Practically a cubical.

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"he can't be blamed, Marianne agreed to be hypnotized" <-- this is why we need #MeToo

oh no

we're getting into layers of hypnosis...

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could have been a manage à 2.5
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Is everyone German here? #Monsterdon

Which state is semi-comatose?

Ohio?

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WE HAVE COFFEE!!! #Monsterdon #Coffee #Watch #DevilDoll1964

"How about some coffee? It's time for another long slow scene, we gotta try and stay awake in here." #Monsterdon

Mark English, the namiest name since Ford Prefect?

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These are like the most awful make out scenes ever like even the 40 year old virgin did better #Monsterdon

I guess the doll watches them. He probably got a woody.
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@moira maybe wood

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Gosh, things are slow in this flix
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#monsterdon Without my ED pills, I come very quickly. Super quickly. It's why the ladies all scoff and pity me. Too... quickly…

You know what, I think Magda actually just manipulated Fake Abe. That’s exactly what it was.

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Weirdest cuck kink ever.

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only half over? i ain't gonna make it gals and guys

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Vorelli, The Handsiest

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Why can't I swindle her out of all her money *and* get some catatonic nookie on the side? #Monsterdon #DevilDoll1964

Got room for a dummy?
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Hugo doesn't get wine, ham, OR a hard-on.

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Aristocracy claps at the dummy cuz Mr Vorelli demonstrated how instill oppression. Yeah, I said it, Hugo is oppressed!

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If there was a film award for most awkward make out scenes this flick would have been a shoe in. #Monsterdon #DevilDoll

Why do people threaten evil psychopaths with calling the police? Seriously. As soon as you say it, you're dead.
🙄

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I like it when the dummy watches us.

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Passionate kiss in this movie = literally mashing faces #monsterdon

(should get my wife an outfit like that tbh...)

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Even the sexy music is awkward. #Monsterdon

Eww ewewwwwww Ew ew ew to the power of infinity
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Can we get back to the time travel Berlin part now? #monsterdon

The doll likes to watch.

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dummy likes to watch
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I will say one thing

Devil Doll fucks

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@cptbutton true, true. i apologize for slandering five drinks lady. (^_^)

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bleugh

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eyes glazing over

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And how many times have I had my arms around you?
<Thinks>
12?