Time for some dope smoking hobbits! #monsterdon

Something weird with Hobbits now on https://miru.miyaku.media/ #monsterdon

#monsterdon #BakedPotato

Shoulda been a pre-movie feature: Viperdriver - Driftrider (Anime AMV):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEu3tWXdnxI

hand grenade.

#monsterdon

"Hey, let me lend you a hand... grenade."

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Well, as Mr. and Mrs. President Frankenstein fucked off into sweeping governmental reform, I too shall fuck off into... maybe get some dinner, maybe start Foundation? Goodnight #monsterdon, drive safe, thank @Taweret for hosting, and happy new year!

#monsterdon great Monsterdon movie*, I could barely post I was watching it so much

*not the same as a great movie

And now Gandalf smells that good weed so he's come to town.
Oh this guitar riff is LOUD.
#Monsterdon #TheHobbitonWeed

Death Race 2000 (1975): 4/5

On the very borderline of "actually good movie" and "still a monsterdon movie," it loses points for being actually good

#monsterdon #monsterdonReviews

fuck car-centric society

#monsterdon

@moira Apparently Mr President was savaged by Minitel as a child #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Chekhov's violins #monsterdon

That was a bad movie, but a good for Monsterdon movie.
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I mean, the political appointments here in the conclusion might make more sense than the current ones.

ow.

ow ow ow.

#monsterdon

Wait what the fuck why is Synanon thanked in the credits????

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 well, it sort of had a plot! things happened more or less in sequence! there was uncomfortable amounts of nudity and leather fetishwear! everything you could want from the 1970s

good night everyone :D

LOL, Tubi wants to show me “Hell Comes to Frogtown” next. The French are at it again! #Monsterdon

The moral of the story is that if you were looking to 2026 to be an improvement on 2025 #monsterdon you may need to recalibrate your expectations

Something about that ending reminds me of the “Love Conquers All” cut of Brazil—completely terrible and nothing like what the director intended.

#Monsterdon

Okay people, one last thing to do before you leave the theater: Was the FIRST #Monsterdon movie of the year the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

That was .... something.
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

well, that was VIOLENT

#monsterdon

@paco Basically just like now

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

“Sure it’s violent! But that’s why we love it!”

This movie is amazing, and I am sorry I missed so much of it.

It’s absolutely ridiculous.

#Monsterdon #Deathrace2000

So, here's another silly little monster story and #Monsterdon appeal for Sabi?

MechaLadybug 2

Thanks, y'all. DM me if you want access to the PDF.

https://www.canva.com/design/DAG8W2xSzs8/dr3WShrjKNne1kvFTja7CQ/view?utm_content=DAG8W2xSzs8&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link2&utm_source=uniquelinks&utlId=h8e6ca0a21b

Hey y'all #Monsterdon before you go? A silly little monster story and appeal for Sabi?

DM me if you want the pdf version.

I give you, MechaLadybug part 2

https://www.canva.com/design/DAG8W2xSzs8/dr3WShrjKNne1kvFTja7CQ/view?utm_content=DAG8W2xSzs8&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link2&utm_source=uniquelinks&utlId=h8e6ca0a21b

And with that, the last score of the race, we bid a fond adieu to #DeathRace2000 and the first #monsterdon of 2026. Thanks for tuning in, even though I’m bad at this, heh. I’ll get better eventually.

lmao i still can't remember where i saw this the first time but it's so great and forever relevant. thanks @Taweret and friends, see you next time #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Wheel thank goodness that's over, it was driving me nuts

SORRY

Thanks for the laughs everyone! :D

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The announcer's murder was long overdue #monsterdon

wait wait: wasn't she the ·grandmother· earlier? but now she's "great" grandmother?

#monsterdon

The LP cover-art style front and back piece that frame the movie looks like something i would've sketched in middle school.

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Algorithm feeding me a Jacoby & Meyers ad. Because car smash movie I assume.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 #withAdsVersion

Love a movie that makes me ask at the end "What the fuck did I just watch?"

And honestly, I'd watch it again. The very highest of camp!

#Monsterdon

from a story by ib melchior??? dare i?

#monsterdon

Thank goodness. Bye Junior. And that's that. A happy ending after all. Thanks @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Ib Melchior has so much to answer for #Monsterdon

Surprise, you were in history-of-violence class all along! It was all a dream

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

As Frankenstein lost his limbs, I lost my last braincell. Thanks @Taweret for hosting #monsterdon

11/10 no notes, best movie of all time #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

A wedding. It is a Shakespearean comedy after all #Monsterdon

All press should address Trump as Mr. President Frankenstein from this day forward.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

#Monsterdon

That was it?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 and now we see how the system of violence perpetuates itself across revolutions

Based on a true story.
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

LOL!! I knew he was gonna get run over! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

Mister President Frankenstein!

#Monsterdon

so, the one monsterdon movie with a denouement, and THIS is it?

#monsterdon

President Frankenstein.

"Sure it's violent, but that's the way we love it!"

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Badly rendered patriotic song count: 4

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

mr president frankenstein got a ring to it, gotta admit

#Monsterdon

"Mr. Presidents is the one that should be worried now"?
Bitch you just threw away his whole plan! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

He still has the hand grenade? Hmmm… #Monsterdon

Mr. President Frankenstein does have a certain poetry to it #Monsterdon

How many points does Mr. President score?

#monsterdon

Thanks Obama! #monsterdon #deathrace2000

🅦🅐🅣 #monsterdon

And I plan to deal very harshly with rebels.

Oh yeah. Funny. Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

#Monsterdon

Mr and Mrs President Frankenstein, abolitionists.

#Monsterdon

If you kill the President you become the new President

That's just how it works, *obviously*

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@georgieboy
In a 20th of a second, i believe

#monsterdon

I want every outfit that Grace Pander wore.
#Monsterdon

Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein!

#Monsterdon

The lady who failed to kill her own granddaughter is now the head of security? Hm. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon guards seize that French woman!

mister and missus president frankenstein

.-. #Monsterdon

Wow, how much counseling did it take to get them here? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Mr. and Mrs. President Frankenstein.. TOO ON THE NOSE!!!

How does Mister President know that he’s Frankenstein when no one has ever seen his face?

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

naked carradine is the real monster
#monsterdon

MISTER AND MISSUS PRESIDENT FRANKENSTEIN #Monsterdon

mister and misses president frankenstein

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

why can't a naked guy in a derby car do that to a certain """emperor"""

#monsterdon

Frankenstein scores! Semi-nude to boot!

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

“Frankenstein has been shot! “

But wait…
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "the French have killed our racers, destroyed our economy, and wrecked our phone system"

It's just like being on Facebook

#Monsterdon🚔🤸‍♂️🩸🚘🤸‍♂️🩸🚖🤸‍♂️🩸😱

no not john carradine nekkid no no no

How many points does he get for all those signs? ;)

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

um, a) wasn't annie just shot? and also b) tell me this guy at least has his underpants on, please.

#monsterdon

@Binder And since his plan was just to... run into the stand... he could have done that anyway......

And she wouldn't have had to be shot for the grand plan of... driving straight forward.

#Monsterdon

Is Carradine nude? OH NO
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Do they get points for every barricade they hit too?
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Frankenstein just can't keep his shirt on.
#Monsterdon

Sic semper tyrannis #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Oh I guess that suit is bullet proof. Or Thomasina is a bad shot. #Monsterdon

That's gotta be worth a lotta points.

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

What's the president worth, point-wise?

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

mr. president is worth 47 points

#monsterdon

How many points is Mr President worth?

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Um, sure, okay
#monsterdon

Plus there's all that French fentanyl pouring into our ports #monsterdon

Mister President

“And wrecked our telephone system.”

Why does this sound so funny? Why does this all sound so funny.

#Monsterdon

Wait. He tricked her in to shooting her (alleged) grand daughter as a DISTRACTION? Frankenstein is so wasteful. #Monsterdon

Why would you shoot Frankenstein instead of Mr President?

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

How many points for running over the president in the death race? Gotta be like 1000.

#Monsterdon

poor Annie

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That whole thing was staged

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

amazing. how many points is that then?

#monsterdon

Wait, how he just got another hand? did they had a spare on the glove compartment
#monsterdon
#deathrace2000

#Monsterdon🚔🤸‍♂️🩸🚘🤸‍♂️🩸🚖🤸‍♂️🩸😱

twisteroo!