#Monsterdon It seems like the 1970s loved the "What if TV went too far?!?" plotline.

So are we supposed to be rooting for the anti-racers? Does this movie even have protagonists? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 i love the rag-tag rebels hehe

I like that the rebels look like they're wearing post office uniforms.
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The baby blew up the car. Good baby.
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Was this supposed to be a cartoon?
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I thought Operation Anti-Race was how we ended up with Mr. President

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Discount Cronkite breaking in…

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Euthanasia Day at the Geriatrics Hospital
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no quick painless death like being hit by a car

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"Euthanasia day at the hospital" a bit too on the nose after 2020

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honestly straight up monty python bit

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I never noticed before how much New Jersey looks like California!

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hey #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Oldster Stomping Day, apparently.

hahahaha, I approve!

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How do the drivers know that all these point values have gone up? Like how are they suppose to adjust strategy

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I wanna make a joke about those point values, but all the ones I'm coming up with make me sound like a monster.

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So, did they take the whole fictional pedestrian hit point-scoring system we all do and turn it into a movie, or did the point-scoring system originate with this movie?

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Toreador, en garde!
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Bicyclists should be 200 points! #Monsterdon

Damn those innocent bystanders for avoiding being murdered. #monsterdon

they made no effort to make it seem like not the 70s and that just kinda makes it confusing

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Toddlers under... 12? That's an odd definition.

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"Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty"

I hope it has blankets

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this newscaster fucking hates his job #monsterdon

Shades of Forklift Driver Klaus (https://youtu.be/TJYOkZz6Dck)

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@moira I clearly didn't a very good look at it.

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Get back there and retard the spark three degree... wut?

Stallone just legit did a hack tuah!

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Wow, that was some bright red paint.

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its supposed to the future but this is the most 70s guy I've ever seen

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SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER #monsterdon #deathrace2000 #mst3k #rifftrax

First kill to Machine Gun Joe - a nut shot!

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Oh no! His pocket full of red paint!

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He's horrifying under that mask #Monsterdon

Oh the mask was definitely making you look worse, Frankenstein

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@ramsey It's a leather glove with a lightning bolt from bottom to top

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United PROVINCES of America eh? 🤨 #Monsterdon

@brooke Kind of like that Super Mario movie being that weird dark drug-induced thing, this is the Mario Kart version. 😆

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I thought this was #monsterdon and not the evening news.

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I think that was a VT05 terminal with colourful keys!

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Wait, what? Did they just cover like 100 miles in like five seconds? Or did we just have a huge timeskip out of nowhere?

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Oh I'm extremely uncomfortable at what the "American Indian Museum" could be. For some reason I'm not expecting to be especially respectful. #monsterdon

oh, they started on the *east* coast?

that starting track looked way to desert for east coast.

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is any of this supposed to make sense?

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Hey, I like his platform. Is he running in the midterms? #Monsterdon

Badly rendered national anthem count: 2

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Finally, a world uniting theocratic cult of personality. #Monsterdon

the announcer guy looks like Austin Powers. which came out in like 1999. so it really is pretty accurate #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Ran out of budget for the monorail

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"The world crash of '79"

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pixar's CARS but it's death race 2000

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Imagine if taylor swift unloaded a tommy gunlike joey staline did on their fans/haters #monsterdon

Of course "Mr. President" is orange.
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See, this movie is presenting a problem because it's sort of self-riffing. #Monsterdon

Remember when video recorders needed power backpacks? lol! #monsterdon

Oh shit, Stallone! And Nero looks like Kurt Russell ordered from WISH.com. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ 'MURICA

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I see Stallone was making that face before Rocky. TIL.

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I prefer my dystopian death games with a little camp

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Was Stallone just firing blanks? What was even the point...

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YO ADRIAN!!!
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Wait is that a Stallone? It's a Stallone! #Monsterdon

So far this seems like a normal NASCAR event, honestly.
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I love Machine Gun Joe

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#monsterdon Vicktor Von Doom playing the role of the sex-gimp, who's gonna play the Dumb Chauffeur? Anyone got a leash for the sex dwarf?

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⁉️ DEATH TRIVIA 2000🪦🚗🏁

👎 Peter Fonda turned down the Frankenstein role because he considered the film too ridiculous for words.

👍 David Carradine took the role because he believed he needed to be seen as a different character in a movie soon after being in a well-known TV series. He started two weeks later leaving Kung Fu.

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Can we watch Death Race 2000 after the news

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I am having a hard time commenting because it's so much happening
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#monsterdon Illinois Nazis?!? YAAY! Time to drive them off a bridge! Someone queue up the Blues Brothers... ;)

Well, they did not mis-predict the prevalence of Nazis… #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

*sigh* yeah the all-american Nazis this checks out

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the things they get wrong, and yet the things they get right... #yikes

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Oh so not just one random nazi flag okay

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Herman the German played by Griffin Newman
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This is bordering on the absurd, and I’m so here for it.

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He Loves Everybody! ??????

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"limb" transplants

I don't think I've ever heard scare quotes enunciated so clearly

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And I'm already blown away by how much the "future fashion" looks exactly like 70s fashion.

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#monsterdon Who needs dental work? He needs dental work! And then we've got Sherbet-Ascot man. LOL

This is exactly how I remember the 2000s. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Junior Bruce I don't think you can even pull that off in the 70s.
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DOES HE SERIOUSLY JUST HAVE STICKERS ON HIS CLOTHES? #monsterdon

It's cool they put the stadium right next to the painting #monsterdon

you're not my buddy-buddy, guy-guy

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David Carradine? What's he doing?

Oh, just hanging around.

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It's called trans-continental road race because back then trans was not considered woke
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#monsterdon is that Sarek?

#monsterdon so much vroom vroom. is this a Mazda commercial?

I thought this looked like America

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Poorly played national anthem seems emblematic

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Oh hey, I didn’t know the Donald Trump High School Marching Band was performing today… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

This film brought to you by Forced Perspective, inc. Forced perspective, when the perspective has to be just so. #Monsterdon

What a nice crayon logo. #monsterdon

Rated R for Racecar #Monsterdon

is this the first time we've heard The Star-Spangled Banner in a movie?

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#monsterdon Okay, now we're going to enjoy #monsterdon, so you all have been warned! Lots of movie jokes ahead!

Wow they're doing the sign-off right at the beginning of the movie. Strong choice. #monsterdon

Titles by mc escher. #monsterdon

and we're off to the races!

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