@ricci In this case it's more like, run over an F to pay respects

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Ohhhhhhhh she WAS making a goodbye I'm about to die speech. #Monsterdon

I still enjoy the Bipartisanship Party and honestly I could completely see Manchin being the leader
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@MatthewTitus88 yeah my first viewing would have been a rental at a friend's place too #monsterdon

Do you think anyone will notice we used those clear plastic magnifiers that Grandma uses to read the paper as microphones

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@CactuarJoe The naked dance break was definitely not weird.

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Aha, that's the light industrial park around LAX, isn't it?

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The Deacon of the Bipartisan Party huh

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I feel like Frankenstein is that dude from My Strange Addiction that was porking his car

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Where's he going, what's he doing?
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Why did he take his glove off????

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the powerglove stays ON during sex

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he dances like he's got two left feet. HYUK!

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lol that's right, robo-dick.

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So, Frankenstein really is a product of a bunch of random parts being replaced, yet for some reason he doesn't look like it and has to fake it? I... what??

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the dick came off when I was 15
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We could have been watching the Del Toro Frankenstein instead.

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Death Race 2000: Robocop plus Hunger Games plus Maximum Overdrive.
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Uh oh, Frankenstein is bringing all the monsterfuckers out of the woodwork.

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So now that Frankenstein has been unmasked and all the women have been unshirted, what more does the movie have to reveal? I mean where can we derive suspense now? #Monsterdon

It's an adaptation of a different dystopian bloodsport movie but for some reason this keeps making me think about the recent Edgar Wright Running Man adaptation. Probably because of the balaclava #monsterdon

All of those men masseuses looked like they had never given a massage in their lives.

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#Monsterdon what' are Frankenstein's zippers for?

Are those pockets?

Or does his jacket just open like that.

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Wait did this pass the Bechdel test‽
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Ugh. Nazi boobs, Yuck. #Monsterdon

and that's a bechdel pass

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#monsterdon "Jesus Chrysler"

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Well, you can see that Stallone is having a good time in this movie
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Girls: no towels.
Stallone: butt towel.

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#monsterdon That fellow has a hell of a headache.

I like that despite this known grave threat to life & limb, afflicting people nationwide, people are still going to work.

That, too, is on the nose. #Monsterdon

I wonder if Thomasina Paine would be more effective if she didn't sound like everyone's least favorite third grade teacher

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@CactuarJoe Whomever works in that workshop must have been real pissed when they came back in to work after filming... just turning shit all willy-nilly.

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adds spice to the race.

and as we all know, THE SPICE MUST FLOW.

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Pretty sure Carradine died in that suit.

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“Bipartisan Party”….a movie ripped from the headlines…

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So are we supposed to be rooting for the anti-racers? Does this movie even have protagonists? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 i love the rag-tag rebels hehe

I like that the rebels look like they're wearing post office uniforms.
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The baby blew up the car. Good baby.
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Was this supposed to be a cartoon?
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I thought Operation Anti-Race was how we ended up with Mr. President

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Euthanasia Day at the Geriatrics Hospital
#bandname #monsterdon

no quick painless death like being hit by a car

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honestly straight up monty python bit

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I never noticed before how much New Jersey looks like California!

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hey #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Oldster Stomping Day, apparently.

hahahaha, I approve!

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I wanna make a joke about those point values, but all the ones I'm coming up with make me sound like a monster.

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So, did they take the whole fictional pedestrian hit point-scoring system we all do and turn it into a movie, or did the point-scoring system originate with this movie?

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Toreador, en garde!
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Bicyclists should be 200 points! #Monsterdon

Damn those innocent bystanders for avoiding being murdered. #monsterdon

Toddlers under... 12? That's an odd definition.

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"Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty"

I hope it has blankets

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this newscaster fucking hates his job #monsterdon

Shades of Forklift Driver Klaus (https://youtu.be/TJYOkZz6Dck)

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@moira I clearly didn't a very good look at it.

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Stallone just legit did a hack tuah!

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Wow, that was some bright red paint.

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its supposed to the future but this is the most 70s guy I've ever seen

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SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER #monsterdon #deathrace2000 #mst3k #rifftrax

First kill to Machine Gun Joe - a nut shot!

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Oh no! His pocket full of red paint!

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He's horrifying under that mask #Monsterdon

Oh the mask was definitely making you look worse, Frankenstein

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United PROVINCES of America eh? 🤨 #Monsterdon

@brooke Kind of like that Super Mario movie being that weird dark drug-induced thing, this is the Mario Kart version. 😆

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I thought this was #monsterdon and not the evening news.

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I think that was a VT05 terminal with colourful keys!

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Wait, what? Did they just cover like 100 miles in like five seconds? Or did we just have a huge timeskip out of nowhere?

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Oh I'm extremely uncomfortable at what the "American Indian Museum" could be. For some reason I'm not expecting to be especially respectful. #monsterdon

oh, they started on the *east* coast?

that starting track looked way to desert for east coast.

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Badly rendered national anthem count: 2

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Finally, a world uniting theocratic cult of personality. #Monsterdon

the announcer guy looks like Austin Powers. which came out in like 1999. so it really is pretty accurate #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Ran out of budget for the monorail

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"The world crash of '79"

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pixar's CARS but it's death race 2000

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Imagine if taylor swift unloaded a tommy gunlike joey staline did on their fans/haters #monsterdon

Of course "Mr. President" is orange.
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See, this movie is presenting a problem because it's sort of self-riffing. #Monsterdon

Remember when video recorders needed power backpacks? lol! #monsterdon

Oh shit, Stallone! And Nero looks like Kurt Russell ordered from WISH.com. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ 'MURICA

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I prefer my dystopian death games with a little camp

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Was Stallone just firing blanks? What was even the point...

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YO ADRIAN!!!
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Wait is that a Stallone? It's a Stallone! #Monsterdon

So far this seems like a normal NASCAR event, honestly.
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I love Machine Gun Joe

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#monsterdon Vicktor Von Doom playing the role of the sex-gimp, who's gonna play the Dumb Chauffeur? Anyone got a leash for the sex dwarf?

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⁉️ DEATH TRIVIA 2000🪦🚗🏁

👎 Peter Fonda turned down the Frankenstein role because he considered the film too ridiculous for words.

👍 David Carradine took the role because he believed he needed to be seen as a different character in a movie soon after being in a well-known TV series. He started two weeks later leaving Kung Fu.

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I am having a hard time commenting because it's so much happening
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#monsterdon Illinois Nazis?!? YAAY! Time to drive them off a bridge! Someone queue up the Blues Brothers... ;)

Well, they did not mis-predict the prevalence of Nazis… #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

*sigh* yeah the all-american Nazis this checks out

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the things they get wrong, and yet the things they get right... #yikes

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Oh so not just one random nazi flag okay

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