They have actual brown shirts. This movie is, forgive me, hitting on all cylinders.

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yo why that guy got so many pens in his pocket lmao

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That oversized jacket w/ a pocket of pens was a choice for ... law enforcement? #Monsterdon

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Frankenstein does this race for the pit stops and free food.

The least believable thing in this movie was Sylvester Stallone saying please
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Ah, THAT explains her willingness to *ahem* have a pit stop with David Carradine. #Monsterdon

apparently IT'S ALL HAPPENIN' IN ALBUQUERQUE

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Wait... THAT was the resistance's secret plan?

They literally don't care if these people die... That's ... the whole point... How the heck are you going to hold that person hostage???

How does this make sense? He'd just laugh and say "go ahead and kill him."

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"Your life in exchange for the permanent abolition of the race."
Mr President: "Well, we all make sacrifices."

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Lethal levels of passive-aggressiveness #monsterdon

Wow, I guess that Wile E. Coyote shit does work! 🤯

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Again, "Thomasina Paine?"

Ugh.

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This might have been better as a dance off

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#monsterdon the resistance is sponsored in part by ACME. ACME, for all your dynamite and painted fake tunnel entrance needs

“It never comes easy.”

So, why the hell are y’all running people over? Is this some sort of futuristic government-sanctioned population control, and they’re being forced to run people over?

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This chick is the worst undercover saboteur ever

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#Monsterdon Who would expect to be hit by a car while pushing a tire with a stick in the middle of the lane looking away from traffic?

Good. The Nazis are dead finally. #deathrace2000 #monsterdon

oh, the old days, playin' ol' stick and tyre...

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why would you send your kid out to play hoop and stick when there's a death Race going on

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I was just expecting some Willie E Coyote prank!
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Toonces, look out!
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lol he said. lmfao. Nazi got Wile E. Coyote'd

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She could still be okay

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Well they didn't paint a tunnel on a rock...

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Is she okay

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I wish to do a George Lucas style re-edit of this film replacing the Nazis with Dick Dastardly and Muttly.
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YAY THE NAZI DIED

well, the nazi racer anyway

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@catzilla it’s to give the movie class. #Monsterdon

Seriously, was this supposed to be a cartoon‽
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There's mud in your eye

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So presumably there is some sort of plot advancement at some point? #monsterdon don

#Monsterdon Meep meep!

Sylvester Stallone is having an almost illegal amount of fun in this movie

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This flix is wild!
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Fisherman kept hold of his fish despite being chased, that's commitment.

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my blood lust is fading!

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Stay in the ditch bro.
Comedy death sound effects?
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When running for your life: Drop the fish. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That's NOT how vasectomies work!!! lol! #monsterdon

Wacky synth music. This film's got it all. #Monsterdon

"I've seen you before. I'm one of your greatest fans" said no one ever

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Sure is wild how every highway in America looks exactly like roads within a few hours drive of LA #monsterdon

That guy dressed up as Frankenstein really looked like he liked being in that suit.

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...I mean if naked massages are critical to the race effort then why not

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You know. If you take a wrong turn, it's ok to admit it and just go back.

...

Yeah, ok. I heard it as I said it. (Well, read it as I wrote it.)

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I'm sure the silver-trimmed helmet and elaborate necklace are critical to the race effort

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Why WOULD they bother to dress that guy up like that #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Franken-drag… ?

The best part is the Benny Hill quality fast motion of the racing.

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It depends upon whether you take the left turn, just ask bugs bunny

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is this...fakenstein?

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If you are going to kill the cast of Happy Days you should have started with Ralph Malph.

Frankenstein's stunt double?
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The Chicken Gang is it? They make me think we will see someone try to end a racing team by painting a giant fake tunnel on a cliff side then luring them with a fake senior citizen into pancaking themselves. #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon

@jivens <claps>

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This movie is grating.

Earlier, I saw someone post that this was after Stallone's softcore porn days, but I argue that this wasn’t *after* those days—it was a bridge.

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@ricci In this case it's more like, run over an F to pay respects

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Ohhhhhhhh she WAS making a goodbye I'm about to die speech. #Monsterdon

I still enjoy the Bipartisanship Party and honestly I could completely see Manchin being the leader
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@MatthewTitus88 yeah my first viewing would have been a rental at a friend's place too #monsterdon

Do you think anyone will notice we used those clear plastic magnifiers that Grandma uses to read the paper as microphones

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@CactuarJoe The naked dance break was definitely not weird.

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Aha, that's the light industrial park around LAX, isn't it?

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its like this is an experimental film designed to make the audience think they're having a stroke

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The Deacon of the Bipartisan Party huh

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I feel like Frankenstein is that dude from My Strange Addiction that was porking his car

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Where's he going, what's he doing?
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Why did he take his glove off????

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#monsterdon lol they're really fetishizing Carradine's body to a bizarre degree, should this've been a different actor

the powerglove stays ON during sex

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he dances like he's got two left feet. HYUK!

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lol that's right, robo-dick.

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So, Frankenstein really is a product of a bunch of random parts being replaced, yet for some reason he doesn't look like it and has to fake it? I... what??

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the dick came off when I was 15
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We could have been watching the Del Toro Frankenstein instead.

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Death Race 2000: Robocop plus Hunger Games plus Maximum Overdrive.
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Are they allowed to kill the massage therapists for points? #monsterdon

Uh oh, Frankenstein is bringing all the monsterfuckers out of the woodwork.

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So now that Frankenstein has been unmasked and all the women have been unshirted, what more does the movie have to reveal? I mean where can we derive suspense now? #Monsterdon

It's an adaptation of a different dystopian bloodsport movie but for some reason this keeps making me think about the recent Edgar Wright Running Man adaptation. Probably because of the balaclava #monsterdon

All of those men masseuses looked like they had never given a massage in their lives.

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Well that was a Bechdel pass?
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#Monsterdon what' are Frankenstein's zippers for?

Are those pockets?

Or does his jacket just open like that.

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Wait did this pass the Bechdel test‽
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Ugh. Nazi boobs, Yuck. #Monsterdon

and that's a bechdel pass

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#monsterdon "Jesus Chrysler"

👏🏿👏🏿

Well, you can see that Stallone is having a good time in this movie
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Girls: no towels.
Stallone: butt towel.

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#monsterdon That fellow has a hell of a headache.

I love how the video quality lets you see the woodgrain on his giant car-hood sword.

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I like that despite this known grave threat to life & limb, afflicting people nationwide, people are still going to work.

That, too, is on the nose. #Monsterdon

I wonder if Thomasina Paine would be more effective if she didn't sound like everyone's least favorite third grade teacher

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@CactuarJoe Whomever works in that workshop must have been real pissed when they came back in to work after filming... just turning shit all willy-nilly.

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adds spice to the race.

and as we all know, THE SPICE MUST FLOW.

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Pretty sure Carradine died in that suit.

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“Bipartisan Party”….a movie ripped from the headlines…

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