he doesn't have to hide his unremarkable looking face anymore, aw

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Grandma won
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naked carradine is the real monster
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I TOLD, YOU, IT'S FRANKEN*SCHTEEN* #monsterdon #deathrace2000

MR. AND MRS. PRESIDENT FRANKENSTEIN

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All hail Frankenstein!!! #Monsterdon

what's going on

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 can you score the president? asking for a friend

@ricci Someone's nephew really wanted to use his new synth.

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Declaring war on the French for wrecking the economy…a page ripped from the etc #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That’s so French. #Monsterdon

Ok, so is he the new President?

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We declared war on the French? But they have a plane! #Monsterdon

Funny how New Los Angeles is in exactly the same place as old Los Angeles

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...our telephone system?

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New LA is one building?
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She gave him a real explosive hand job.

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You're gonna hafe to shift the gears now 💀 #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Booooooooooo I don't want Carradine to be the protagonist. Stop the movie and write it again. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon But, if that other guy can win on points by coming in second, and there's now only two contestants ... why do any of this?

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he had a pull-button labeled 'F' on his dashboard and it squirts out slippery tar?

but wait if everyone is in play for points now then isn't the president fair game and people would just be stoked about it without challenging the political order in any way #monsterdon

So, uhm, are we supposed to pretend this video of "going really fast on the road" wasn't just shot at normal speed then sped up really really badly without even a nod at physics?

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"One big victory for hate!"

Well now my loyalty waivers to Joe. #Monsterdon

HATE! HATE! HATE! Haters represent!
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Reading everyone's posts during these driving scenes is legit making me a little car sick

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That…. but… the whole movie is a freaking DAD JOKE?! #Monsterdon

@ricci poorly timed comment #monsterdon

hand

grenade

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A literal hand grenade
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Thelma & Frankenlouise

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And they say there was no Romantasy in the 70s.

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"whose side are you on, boys, whose side are you on"

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@davesdogmaggie #monsterdon #BakedPotato

Nah, they're just gonna have a "meeting of the minds"

I for real thought they were going to Thelma and Louise the ending.

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Wait. Did a bomb hit him in the shoulder without damaging the car? #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

“Just been attacked by the French Airforce” #Monsterdon

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30 minute sleep-x?

An air force composed of a single plane is classic French arrogance. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon We've found the Waymo with yet another Frankenstein Double in it, oops, nope, it exploded. Silly Waymos.

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Do not., under any circumstances, analyze this plot. It may prove fatal.

Just goes to show it's not always good to be able to hit that three-point-turn

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I really like this plane. Does anyone know what's called?
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Did Frankenstein just get a cab?

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Frankenstein has alot of attitude. And a tight leather outfit. Is he the son of the Devil Girl from mars?
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For a guy that no one has ever seen his face, he sure spends a lot of race time with no mask on at all.
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@catzilla Are we though? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The synth stings are not doing a lot to add to the tension. #monsterdon

Frankenstein Prisoner Of 70’s Corduroy Guy

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I'm pretty sure this actor is in Kentucky Fried Movie...?

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Been working on my nails during #Monsterdon.

Chat? Are they pretty?

When setting up a mine field, splurge on more than one munition #monsterdon

#monsterdon She K-turned into a landmine. Well, I guess it works if it works huh?

I haven't gotten to the #BakedPotato yet. Oh, there it is. #Monsterdon

That was a K turn OF DEATH
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Yup. Still in America

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Time to start the #BakedPotato hashtag and confuse the rest of Mastodon.

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Did a person put together this soundtrack or did someone just grab random records out of a crate?

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#monsterdon Setting super tetchy landmines huh? LOL.. oh some more light strangulation…

Good thing nothing in this movie makes any sense at all, or I'd be really confused right now. #Monsterdon

The announcer is basically Austin Powers without the British accent or any mojo whatsoever it's FANTASTIC #Monsterdon

I am SO remembering that "very large baked potato" line.

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The cloak is a super manly security blanket.

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SCREW YOU, JOE MCTURBO, AND YOUR MOTHER!

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Some Wile E. Coyote shit. I hate Illinois Nazis.
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@nev Not necessarily but he was considered an action star?

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Whoa! There is a secret remaining! #Monsterdon

Director's not-at-all-disguised fetish

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Seriously all I imagine is them laughing their way through these scenes, like this was the one take out of six thousand that they could manage

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Smell the glove #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Keep that leg over there. We gotta keep this "R" #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I'm sorry, what is it with these ballroom size hotel rooms?
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I think I preferred the cartoonish violence to the "acting". #monsterdon

#monsterdon And this leads obviously into the Kung Fu series for Mr. Carradine.

They had Carradine and Stallone get in a fight and THIS is the choreography we get??

SO SAD

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Carradine whoop-assing Stallone

What a dystopia
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Rocky vs Kung Fu. That’s what I’m taking about.

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The other night a few of us watched Can't Stop the Music. Another, different look back at the 70's with Valerie Perrine, Steve Guttenberg, Bruce Jenner and the Village People. A lot of great tunes but I was laughing pretty uncontrollably throughout. On tubi right now......#monsterdon

...what the fuck is this soundtrack #Monsterdon

Fight jazz?

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#monsterdon A little light affectionate strangulation…

Stallone. What are you teaching Carradine there in the garage? Oh no...
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Dammit, Stalone keeps talking in this movie.
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okay why are the drivers allowed to touch the cars when not driving, let alone touch competitor's cars

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I didn’t expect this to be so comic-booky. In a good way. #Monsterdon

Ah, the French! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

This movie is just too prescient. Too on-the-nose. 😬

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Fucking French people! We're renaming our fried potatoes to Freedom Fries! Freedom toast! Freedom Dressing!

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once again, it's the french

it's really sad how stupidly predictive parts of this idiotic movie were

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When in doubt, blame the French

...apparently

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ah the American classic, BLAME THE FRENCH.

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Laughing hysterically at "it was the treacherous French" alkjdflkjasddkjf

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I mean, it’s clear to see how Stallone was going to be a huge star when you look at his early work.

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did you know the French have no word for sabotage #monsterdon

"It was THE FRENCH"

eesh #Monsterdon

HE LOVES HER

oh the gripping story of this tender romance

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IT'S ALWAYS THE FRENCH!
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He hates violins
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literally brownshirts.

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That brown suit is entirely too large.
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