Been working on my nails during #Monsterdon.

Chat? Are they pretty?

When setting up a mine field, splurge on more than one munition #monsterdon

#monsterdon She K-turned into a landmine. Well, I guess it works if it works huh?

I haven't gotten to the #BakedPotato yet. Oh, there it is. #Monsterdon

That was a K turn OF DEATH
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Yup. Still in America

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Time to start the #BakedPotato hashtag and confuse the rest of Mastodon.

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Did a person put together this soundtrack or did someone just grab random records out of a crate?

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#monsterdon Setting super tetchy landmines huh? LOL.. oh some more light strangulation…

Good thing nothing in this movie makes any sense at all, or I'd be really confused right now. #Monsterdon

The announcer is basically Austin Powers without the British accent or any mojo whatsoever it's FANTASTIC #Monsterdon

I am SO remembering that "very large baked potato" line.

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The cloak is a super manly security blanket.

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SCREW YOU, JOE MCTURBO, AND YOUR MOTHER!

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Some Wile E. Coyote shit. I hate Illinois Nazis.
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@nev Not necessarily but he was considered an action star?

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Whoa! There is a secret remaining! #Monsterdon

Director's not-at-all-disguised fetish

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Seriously all I imagine is them laughing their way through these scenes, like this was the one take out of six thousand that they could manage

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Smell the glove #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Keep that leg over there. We gotta keep this "R" #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I'm sorry, what is it with these ballroom size hotel rooms?
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#monsterdon And this leads obviously into the Kung Fu series for Mr. Carradine.

They had Carradine and Stallone get in a fight and THIS is the choreography we get??

SO SAD

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Carradine whoop-assing Stallone

What a dystopia
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Rocky vs Kung Fu. That’s what I’m taking about.

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The other night a few of us watched Can't Stop the Music. Another, different look back at the 70's with Valerie Perrine, Steve Guttenberg, Bruce Jenner and the Village People. A lot of great tunes but I was laughing pretty uncontrollably throughout. On tubi right now......#monsterdon

...what the fuck is this soundtrack #Monsterdon

Fight jazz?

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#monsterdon A little light affectionate strangulation…

Stallone. What are you teaching Carradine there in the garage? Oh no...
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Dammit, Stalone keeps talking in this movie.
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okay why are the drivers allowed to touch the cars when not driving, let alone touch competitor's cars

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I didn’t expect this to be so comic-booky. In a good way. #Monsterdon

This movie is just too prescient. Too on-the-nose. 😬

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Fucking French people! We're renaming our fried potatoes to Freedom Fries! Freedom toast! Freedom Dressing!

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once again, it's the french

it's really sad how stupidly predictive parts of this idiotic movie were

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ah the American classic, BLAME THE FRENCH.

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I mean, it’s clear to see how Stallone was going to be a huge star when you look at his early work.

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did you know the French have no word for sabotage #monsterdon

"It was THE FRENCH"

eesh #Monsterdon

HE LOVES HER

oh the gripping story of this tender romance

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IT'S ALWAYS THE FRENCH!
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He hates violins
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literally brownshirts.

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That brown suit is entirely too large.
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They have actual brown shirts. This movie is, forgive me, hitting on all cylinders.

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yo why that guy got so many pens in his pocket lmao

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That oversized jacket w/ a pocket of pens was a choice for ... law enforcement? #Monsterdon

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Frankenstein does this race for the pit stops and free food.

The least believable thing in this movie was Sylvester Stallone saying please
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Ah, THAT explains her willingness to *ahem* have a pit stop with David Carradine. #Monsterdon

apparently IT'S ALL HAPPENIN' IN ALBUQUERQUE

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Wait... THAT was the resistance's secret plan?

They literally don't care if these people die... That's ... the whole point... How the heck are you going to hold that person hostage???

How does this make sense? He'd just laugh and say "go ahead and kill him."

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"Your life in exchange for the permanent abolition of the race."
Mr President: "Well, we all make sacrifices."

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Lethal levels of passive-aggressiveness #monsterdon

Wow, I guess that Wile E. Coyote shit does work! 🤯

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Again, "Thomasina Paine?"

Ugh.

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This might have been better as a dance off

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#monsterdon the resistance is sponsored in part by ACME. ACME, for all your dynamite and painted fake tunnel entrance needs

“It never comes easy.”

So, why the hell are y’all running people over? Is this some sort of futuristic government-sanctioned population control, and they’re being forced to run people over?

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This chick is the worst undercover saboteur ever

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#Monsterdon Who would expect to be hit by a car while pushing a tire with a stick in the middle of the lane looking away from traffic?

Good. The Nazis are dead finally. #deathrace2000 #monsterdon

oh, the old days, playin' ol' stick and tyre...

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why would you send your kid out to play hoop and stick when there's a death Race going on

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I was just expecting some Willie E Coyote prank!
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Toonces, look out!
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lol he said. lmfao. Nazi got Wile E. Coyote'd

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She could still be okay

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Well they didn't paint a tunnel on a rock...

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Is she okay

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I wish to do a George Lucas style re-edit of this film replacing the Nazis with Dick Dastardly and Muttly.
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YAY THE NAZI DIED

well, the nazi racer anyway

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@catzilla it’s to give the movie class. #Monsterdon

Seriously, was this supposed to be a cartoon‽
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There's mud in your eye

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So presumably there is some sort of plot advancement at some point? #monsterdon don

#Monsterdon Meep meep!

Sylvester Stallone is having an almost illegal amount of fun in this movie

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This flix is wild!
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Fisherman kept hold of his fish despite being chased, that's commitment.

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my blood lust is fading!

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Stay in the ditch bro.
Comedy death sound effects?
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When running for your life: Drop the fish. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That's NOT how vasectomies work!!! lol! #monsterdon

Wacky synth music. This film's got it all. #Monsterdon

"I've seen you before. I'm one of your greatest fans" said no one ever

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...I mean if naked massages are critical to the race effort then why not

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You know. If you take a wrong turn, it's ok to admit it and just go back.

...

Yeah, ok. I heard it as I said it. (Well, read it as I wrote it.)

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I'm sure the silver-trimmed helmet and elaborate necklace are critical to the race effort

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Why WOULD they bother to dress that guy up like that #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Franken-drag… ?

The best part is the Benny Hill quality fast motion of the racing.

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If you are going to kill the cast of Happy Days you should have started with Ralph Malph.

Frankenstein's stunt double?
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The Chicken Gang is it? They make me think we will see someone try to end a racing team by painting a giant fake tunnel on a cliff side then luring them with a fake senior citizen into pancaking themselves. #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon

@jivens <claps>

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This movie is grating.

Earlier, I saw someone post that this was after Stallone's softcore porn days, but I argue that this wasn’t *after* those days—it was a bridge.

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