A fifty inch tv? 3D? That'll never happen.
#monsterdon

Why does Mrs. Paine sound like a constipated reincarnation of Susan B. Anthony??

#Monsterdon

That's some Who's The Boss hair right there!

#monsterdon

Corman knew what he was doing. This gets the tone just right. #monsterdon

Just pretend I know enough about Formula 1 to make a joke here about some famous driver, there's like a Lando or something? I think?

#monsterdon

That nipple wants so badly to escape and be free

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

"The Christians won"

Yeah, great, that's worked out well for the rest of us, huh?
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Frankenstein scores at last! Ahahahaha!
Okay the satire is dumb but kinda funny.
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Shake Hands with Danger

#monsterdon

Wait… I think it’s the year 2000

Duh!

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

I like how the scarring around Frankenstein's right eye pulls off with the face mask.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

i LOVE that reveal. So good.

#monsterdon

Wait, the Nazi racer ISN'T the most hated racer? What mad retro future is this?

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Ooh, Herman the German is Gopher from the Love Boat!

#Monsterdon

This is sped up like a bad kung-fu film.
#monsterdon

Oh! I guess now they wouldn't need navigators, they'd just drive alone and use GPS.

#Monsterdon

Rural New York / New Jersey/ Pennsylvania looks a lot like southern California desert.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Cars from Death Race 1999
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

This guy is 100% 2000

#monsterdon

Summer Palace, huh. Mar-a-lago?? 😳

#Monsterdon

So is this supposed to be satire or prescience? I'm feeling it skews too much toward the latter. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Sylvester Stallone. Wow. That's something. A fascist then, and a fascist now. Ah well… May not have played so well to take a tommy gun to the fans tho. Who's gonna fetch the coffee, huh?

Was Stalone ever young? I think we have our answer, folks. NO! #monsterdon

"creamed and reamed"

buddy I know he's in a kink suit, but this isn't that type of movie

#Monsterdon

This film is what happens when you pitch the network with “like Hanna-Barbera’s Wacky Races, but live action and grittier and more absurd.”

#Monsterdon

did stallone just fucking shoot the crowd??
#monsterdon

#monsterdon So many bitches, and then there are women too. LOL

If I check off "flirting" on the bingo card five times does that count

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That's not wardrobe, just how Carradine dressed in those days. 😆

#Monsterdon

All race car drivers should be required to carry an acoustic guitar for the race

#monsterdon

Fuck Nazis
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Oh right, Hunger Games was just a sequel of this. #monsterdon

What a bad matte!

#monsterdon

Oh it's a pep rally. Who's got spirit? yes we do?
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

DERTH RACE 2000 #Monsterdon

This "Experimental black IPA" I'm drinking tastes like how a garage smells so we're off to a great start

#Monsterdon

"If it floats.... IT'S A WITCH!!!"

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

@Terencio Every now and then, I hear him say something like “Israel,” but I’m not sure.

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat @kcarr2015 @yatsu @ryan Oh, I’m not doing it, now. I just meant I’m down for watching it at some point. 😁

#Monsterdon

ffs Grandolf is lecturing again.... Do a magic trick or something, grampa!

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

#monsterdon #hobbitDopeSmoker Starring Mutated Tom Paris as Andy Serkis

@combatwombat @kcarr2015 @yatsu I’m game to watch it.

#Monsterdon

kinda seems like Frodo is just taunting him now...

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

I bet that frog is like... saying stuff about Plato's Cave or something....

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

#Monsterdon🚔🤸‍♂️🩸🚘🤸‍♂️🩸🚖🤸‍♂️🩸😱

hey #Monsterdonians thank you all because I really needed you for that movie

and of course thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo and @JoeWynne for the trivia!

gonna tell my kids that was kermit the frog

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

dude.... those runes CLEARLY say "cthulhu fthaghn".... I saw it!!!

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

dude... dude.... the Elf.... is gonna put that sword... on a SHELF!!!

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

dude.... dude.... the Dwarf is just like.... a miniature Wizard!!!

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

Well, that's another movie launched successfully into space, great job team and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

he looks like Grandalf the Green, not Grandalf the Grey,... (or is my computer monitor miscalibrated again?)

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

he forgor that ur supposed to not feed the trolls....

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

#monsterdon #hobbitdopesmoker wow this person is getting a LOT of mileage out of their Fender Blender.

Scores for this film:
- Plot: 0/5
- Spectacle: 3/5
- Acting: 2/5
- Score: 0/5

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Gotta give Stallone a hand.
#monsterdon #deathrace2000

#Monsterdon That was a fun movie. Not exactly a good movie, but a fun one.

That was like a movie I would have watched even if @Taweret didn't force us to.

oh and also

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

I anticipate Death Race 2000 being on my personal short list for worst #Monsterdon movie of the year

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Switcheroonie!

Vroom vroom CRASH! Who needs a hand grenade after all?

THE END

Despite Church Lady Pelosi "resistance" "leader" almost effing everything up Antifa Devil Boy from Mars prevails. The resistance unites in heteronormative happiness forever after, renouncing the culture of violence forever.

"But what about the RACE? What will I announce if there is no RACE? VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE!"

Vroom! Screech!

(OK maybe just that one more time)

This Maddening Mechanical #Monsterdon made absolutely no sense but it was great stupid fun thanks @Taweret for this high octane selection!

didn't really think about idiocracy having a predecessor but ..

#Monsterdon

He's wearing a tie

#monsterdon #spaceballs #secondchance

Ooh, Frankestein just Animal-House-Death-Mobile-ed the Presisdent!

#Monsterdon

Tuned into the very end of #Monsterdon and I am greeted with the animated take on The Hobbit set to Sleep's Dopesmoker album.

Fuck. Yes.

Okay well.

That was a thing.
#monsterdon

Wow
.. and fin..

With a ai worthy historical recap durring the credits !

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

#monsterdon "music by Paul Chihara"

give this man a raise and an ass-whooping

@astroPug Works for me!

#monsterdon #spaceballs #secondchance

#Monsterdon Produced by Roger Corman? I never would have guessed!

My biggest complaint is the dialogue.

All of the dialogue..

Every word.

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

What an absolute masterpiece! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Ib Melchior !

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

Well that was...

Uhm...

It was definitely a thing that was on reel at some point.

#Monsterdon

Well. That was a movie of all time.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Wow. That was genuinely awful. #Monsterdon

I love when a movie adds both a narrator AND a manifesto during the end credits.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The announcer's murder was long overdue #monsterdon

Four foot primates with no brains… wat? #monsterdon

#monsterdon the moral of the story: fuck the French, i guess.

I don't think that is where violence comes from TBH
#monsterdon

“Wasn’t your popularity based on violence?” “I’ll have my press secretary field that…” A movie ripped off the future etc #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

......

OKAY.

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

As Frankenstein lost his limbs, I lost my last braincell. Thanks @Taweret for hosting #monsterdon

#Monsterdon🚔🤸‍♂️🩸🚘🤸‍♂️🩸🚖🤸‍♂️🩸😱

OH NO how what no it's all wrong good lord why

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Australopithecenes slander!!!!

Ok, that was worth the journey. #Monsterdon

WHAT IS THIS EPILOGUE #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Oh thank Pharasma it's over.

That was a goofy ass movie fam, but it was fun watching it with you all.

Goodnight everyone. Take care of each other. Spread love and play indie games.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

what is this end credits narration

#monsterdon

11/10 no notes, best movie of all time #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Oh my gosh, this is the lamest #monsterdon ending ever. I miss our sudden ends!
#deathrace2000

#monsterdon "Mr. and Mrs. president Frankenstein"

HAHAHAHAH

...a speech on the invention of violence?!

Well that was nuttier than I remember, and made less sense than the ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But hey, at least I didn't score points during the film...I had a great time: hope you did too!

As always big thanks to @Taweret for running this shindig, @cherizilla for the bingo cards, @JoeWynne for the trivia, and all of you for helping keep it hilarious!

Looking d to lots more crazy films with you in 2026, #monsterdon!

#monsterdon

what was any of that?

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

I can't say I'm upset about seeing Joe go.

Such a weird movie. o.O

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I like the sound of "Mr. President Frankenstein " #monsterdon

It's the race man! Violence! That's why we love you!
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The subtitles have spelled Thomasina Payne different every single time. #monsterdon

And thus, the Devil Girl of Mars is born! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The french wrecked the telephone system using specially trained snails. #monsterdon

lol and I guess an order was restored

NEVERMIND ALL IS WELL

#monsterdon