ffs Grandolf is lecturing again.... Do a magic trick or something, grampa!

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

#monsterdon #hobbitDopeSmoker Starring Mutated Tom Paris as Andy Serkis

@combatwombat @kcarr2015 @yatsu I’m game to watch it.

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kinda seems like Frodo is just taunting him now...

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

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hey #Monsterdonians thank you all because I really needed you for that movie

and of course thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo and @JoeWynne for the trivia!

gonna tell my kids that was kermit the frog

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

dude.... those runes CLEARLY say "cthulhu fthaghn".... I saw it!!!

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

dude.... dude.... the Dwarf is just like.... a miniature Wizard!!!

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

Well, that's another movie launched successfully into space, great job team and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

he looks like Grandalf the Green, not Grandalf the Grey,... (or is my computer monitor miscalibrated again?)

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

he forgor that ur supposed to not feed the trolls....

#monsterdon #BakedPotato #WrongRace

#monsterdon #hobbitdopesmoker wow this person is getting a LOT of mileage out of their Fender Blender.

Scores for this film:
- Plot: 0/5
- Spectacle: 3/5
- Acting: 2/5
- Score: 0/5

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Gotta give Stallone a hand.
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#Monsterdon That was a fun movie. Not exactly a good movie, but a fun one.

That was like a movie I would have watched even if @Taweret didn't force us to.

Switcheroonie!

Vroom vroom CRASH! Who needs a hand grenade after all?

THE END

Despite Church Lady Pelosi "resistance" "leader" almost effing everything up Antifa Devil Boy from Mars prevails. The resistance unites in heteronormative happiness forever after, renouncing the culture of violence forever.

"But what about the RACE? What will I announce if there is no RACE? VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE!"

Vroom! Screech!

(OK maybe just that one more time)

This Maddening Mechanical #Monsterdon made absolutely no sense but it was great stupid fun thanks @Taweret for this high octane selection!

didn't really think about idiocracy having a predecessor but ..

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He's wearing a tie

#monsterdon #spaceballs #secondchance

Ooh, Frankestein just Animal-House-Death-Mobile-ed the Presisdent!

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Tuned into the very end of #Monsterdon and I am greeted with the animated take on The Hobbit set to Sleep's Dopesmoker album.

Fuck. Yes.

Okay well.

That was a thing.
#monsterdon

Wow
.. and fin..

With a ai worthy historical recap durring the credits !

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#monsterdon "music by Paul Chihara"

give this man a raise and an ass-whooping

@astroPug Works for me!

#monsterdon #spaceballs #secondchance

#Monsterdon Produced by Roger Corman? I never would have guessed!

My biggest complaint is the dialogue.

All of the dialogue..

Every word.

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What an absolute masterpiece! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Ib Melchior !

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Well that was...

Uhm...

It was definitely a thing that was on reel at some point.

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Wow. That was genuinely awful. #Monsterdon

Well. That was a movie of all time.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I love when a movie adds both a narrator AND a manifesto during the end credits.

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Four foot primates with no brains… wat? #monsterdon

#monsterdon the moral of the story: fuck the French, i guess.

I don't think that is where violence comes from TBH
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“Wasn’t your popularity based on violence?” “I’ll have my press secretary field that…” A movie ripped off the future etc #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

......

OKAY.

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

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OH NO how what no it's all wrong good lord why

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Australopithecenes slander!!!!

Ok, that was worth the journey. #Monsterdon

WHAT IS THIS EPILOGUE #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Oh thank Pharasma it's over.

That was a goofy ass movie fam, but it was fun watching it with you all.

Goodnight everyone. Take care of each other. Spread love and play indie games.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

what is this end credits narration

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Oh my gosh, this is the lamest #monsterdon ending ever. I miss our sudden ends!
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#monsterdon "Mr. and Mrs. president Frankenstein"

HAHAHAHAH

...a speech on the invention of violence?!

Well that was nuttier than I remember, and made less sense than the ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But hey, at least I didn't score points during the film...I had a great time: hope you did too!

As always big thanks to @Taweret for running this shindig, @cherizilla for the bingo cards, @JoeWynne for the trivia, and all of you for helping keep it hilarious!

Looking d to lots more crazy films with you in 2026, #monsterdon!

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what was any of that?

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!

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I can't say I'm upset about seeing Joe go.

Such a weird movie. o.O

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I like the sound of "Mr. President Frankenstein " #monsterdon

It's the race man! Violence! That's why we love you!
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The subtitles have spelled Thomasina Payne different every single time. #monsterdon

And thus, the Devil Girl of Mars is born! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The french wrecked the telephone system using specially trained snails. #monsterdon

lol and I guess an order was restored

NEVERMIND ALL IS WELL

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he doesn't have to hide his unremarkable looking face anymore, aw

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Grandma won
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I TOLD, YOU, IT'S FRANKEN*SCHTEEN* #monsterdon #deathrace2000

MR. AND MRS. PRESIDENT FRANKENSTEIN

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All hail Frankenstein!!! #Monsterdon

what's going on

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 can you score the president? asking for a friend

@ricci Someone's nephew really wanted to use his new synth.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Declaring war on the French for wrecking the economy…a page ripped from the etc #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That’s so French. #Monsterdon

Ok, so is he the new President?

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We declared war on the French? But they have a plane! #Monsterdon

Funny how New Los Angeles is in exactly the same place as old Los Angeles

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...our telephone system?

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New LA is one building?
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

She gave him a real explosive hand job.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

You're gonna hafe to shift the gears now 💀 #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Booooooooooo I don't want Carradine to be the protagonist. Stop the movie and write it again. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon But, if that other guy can win on points by coming in second, and there's now only two contestants ... why do any of this?

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he had a pull-button labeled 'F' on his dashboard and it squirts out slippery tar?

but wait if everyone is in play for points now then isn't the president fair game and people would just be stoked about it without challenging the political order in any way #monsterdon

So, uhm, are we supposed to pretend this video of "going really fast on the road" wasn't just shot at normal speed then sped up really really badly without even a nod at physics?

#Monsterdon

"One big victory for hate!"

Well now my loyalty waivers to Joe. #Monsterdon

HATE! HATE! HATE! Haters represent!
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That…. but… the whole movie is a freaking DAD JOKE?! #Monsterdon

@ricci poorly timed comment #monsterdon

hand

grenade

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A literal hand grenade
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Thelma & Frankenlouise

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

And they say there was no Romantasy in the 70s.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@davesdogmaggie #monsterdon #BakedPotato

Nah, they're just gonna have a "meeting of the minds"

I for real thought they were going to Thelma and Louise the ending.

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“Just been attacked by the French Airforce” #Monsterdon

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30 minute sleep-x?

An air force composed of a single plane is classic French arrogance. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon We've found the Waymo with yet another Frankenstein Double in it, oops, nope, it exploded. Silly Waymos.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Do not., under any circumstances, analyze this plot. It may prove fatal.

Just goes to show it's not always good to be able to hit that three-point-turn

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I really like this plane. Does anyone know what's called?
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#deathrace2000

Did Frankenstein just get a cab?

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Frankenstein has alot of attitude. And a tight leather outfit. Is he the son of the Devil Girl from mars?
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

For a guy that no one has ever seen his face, he sure spends a lot of race time with no mask on at all.
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@catzilla Are we though? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The synth stings are not doing a lot to add to the tension. #monsterdon

Frankenstein Prisoner Of 70’s Corduroy Guy

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I'm pretty sure this actor is in Kentucky Fried Movie...?

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