Wow this failed stabbing and shooting and car crash is some Gundam level political theater.
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What even the is this "music"???

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I guess they handed it to Stallone there.

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You're gonna have to shift the gears for me now ;)
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okay now one of you needs to start the power slide to get boost out of the corner

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I love you, Frankenstein

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"...it's not over yet"

Oh, but can it be? Please?

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She's been in the resistance for 20 years? Not doing a great job lady. #monsterdon

#monsterdon They have all the timing cred of Imperial Stormtroopers. hahahahah

This plane guy is really bad at his job
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Devil

Boy

From

Mars!!

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It's Cherokee Jack!

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I guess that microphone stand base is suppossed to be some sort of mine? #Monsterdon

Contort yourself

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#monsterdon She lays on those satin sheets only the way someone suffering from severe scoliosis can lay on satin sheets.

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@saucerlost I don't quite understand how that even works

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#monsterdon Well, there we go, full titties. Now the body count will soar. It'd be funny if they remixed this with the force of death from Final Destination, where it's signature song is Yakkity Sax.

@JoeWynne Sooooo much better than Rollerball!

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Violently attacked by a green bucket
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#monsterdon NO CAPES! LOL

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ok but how come the president has a canadian accent are we sure he isn't french #monsterdon

My favorite part of any race is the seated meal

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Did you go around my helmet!?
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Aww Stallone has a cute little outfit on for the dance.
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So what was the point of Frankenstein making Annie (his navigator) drive

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Oooooh so that was the plan! It still doesn't make any sense #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I'm kind of having difficulty imagining that this was a theatrical release: people actually paid money and went to the cinema to see this? 🧐

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Ah yes. The Loony Toons schools of road detours! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Sorry I stepped away for a bit to make a coffee did I mess anything important?

No?

Okay then

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That was some Loony-Toons ass shit right there.

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Oh man I'm so glad we don't have stage-managed news now where the President tells people what to say on the news. #Monsterdon

The Acme props right out of Wiley Coyote! #Monsterdon

@diazona i guess you're right, though i bet the birthrate along the race corridor would be booming as people adapt to a K-selection strategy.
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now I'm thinking Road Runner inspired this film
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The violins are so far the best part
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"scores" is arguably less awkward than "unalive"

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Bingo!

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“Nobody scores my navigator and gets away with it.”

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This all became a little too real to be funny. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The best and worst part of this movie is that it has more hope than our current shit-show, and this is fucking awful. So, ow…

The Fonzie Fan Club has made its entrance.
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⁉️ DEATH TRIVIA 2000🪦🚗🏁

Roger Corman is proud of this film because people to this day talk about getting points for hitting pedestrians, and it all started with Death Race.

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Somebody wrote this script and kept thinking these were all good ideas.

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decoy greasers

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"What else did they replace?"

His penis presumably and I'm only shocked in that they hadn't alluded to that sooner. #monsterdon

@Binder the cleanest dirty dancing

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A tale as old as time

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It's becoming increasingly clear the bodybuilders aren't coming back and I'm rapidly losing interest. #monsterdon

luxurious hotel conference room bedroom

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I understand your feelings aw
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David Carradine made his own costume for this role. In fact they asked him to tone it down but he refused. #monsterdon

Hair taped to boobs, it was in her contract

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#monsterdon And then not to be outdone by "Final Solution" fffaaaaackkkkk

Death Race 8008135 #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

#monsterdon Yes, apparently we're doing phrasing. Master Race huh? Bold words... hahahahaha yuck.

"Remember you're on TV!"

Which is why we're showing everyone your tits! #Monsterdon

Stallone's acting, he never got it
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Boobs. And Stallon butt. Nice.
Nazi tattoos? Very not nice.
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@flowerpot

Oh dear. I saw that not too long after it came out. It was...certainly an experience....

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@nantucketlit

That’s ironic because this feels about as subtle as Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

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The Bipartisan Party 🤔 Sounds familiar

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A fifty inch tv? 3D? That'll never happen.
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Why does Mrs. Paine sound like a constipated reincarnation of Susan B. Anthony??

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That's some Who's The Boss hair right there!

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That nipple wants so badly to escape and be free

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"The Christians won"

Yeah, great, that's worked out well for the rest of us, huh?
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Frankenstein scores at last! Ahahahaha!
Okay the satire is dumb but kinda funny.
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Shake Hands with Danger

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Wait… I think it’s the year 2000

Duh!

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I like how the scarring around Frankenstein's right eye pulls off with the face mask.

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i LOVE that reveal. So good.

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Wait, the Nazi racer ISN'T the most hated racer? What mad retro future is this?

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Ooh, Herman the German is Gopher from the Love Boat!

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This is sped up like a bad kung-fu film.
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Oh! I guess now they wouldn't need navigators, they'd just drive alone and use GPS.

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Rural New York / New Jersey/ Pennsylvania looks a lot like southern California desert.

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Cars from Death Race 1999
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This guy is 100% 2000

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Summer Palace, huh. Mar-a-lago?? 😳

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So is this supposed to be satire or prescience? I'm feeling it skews too much toward the latter. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Sylvester Stallone. Wow. That's something. A fascist then, and a fascist now. Ah well… May not have played so well to take a tommy gun to the fans tho. Who's gonna fetch the coffee, huh?

Was Stalone ever young? I think we have our answer, folks. NO! #monsterdon

"creamed and reamed"

buddy I know he's in a kink suit, but this isn't that type of movie

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This film is what happens when you pitch the network with “like Hanna-Barbera’s Wacky Races, but live action and grittier and more absurd.”

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did stallone just fucking shoot the crowd??
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#monsterdon So many bitches, and then there are women too. LOL

That's not wardrobe, just how Carradine dressed in those days. 😆

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All race car drivers should be required to carry an acoustic guitar for the race

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Fuck Nazis
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Oh right, Hunger Games was just a sequel of this. #monsterdon

What a bad matte!

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Oh it's a pep rally. Who's got spirit? yes we do?
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DERTH RACE 2000 #Monsterdon

This "Experimental black IPA" I'm drinking tastes like how a garage smells so we're off to a great start

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"If it floats.... IT'S A WITCH!!!"

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@Terencio Every now and then, I hear him say something like “Israel,” but I’m not sure.

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@combatwombat @kcarr2015 @yatsu @ryan Oh, I’m not doing it, now. I just meant I’m down for watching it at some point. 😁

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