...I think the plot just threw up all over itself. #Monsterdon

Wait, his RIGHT hand?! How was he shifting?

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But he was saving that hand for later! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

hey wait they did WHAT to Taco Bell Labs?!

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wow the empire really hates the French

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I know this is beside everything resembling the point but… why the French, movie?

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FUck yeah, this music's so bad I love it #monsterdon

The hand grenade #pun is what the build up to that scene deserved
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I feel the TV announcer should be doing a better job updating us on the point totals #monsterdon

@Louisa 💯 Where were you when the script was being rewritten?

(Don't tell me, I know you had to be "just a gleam")

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All the evil power... Of the French. #Monsterdon

Oh no, not your telephone system!

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@cocaine_owlbear *groan* 😂

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Wait, did they just explode.

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@jonny maybe 5 minutes ago I realized that the scales are blocking his view to a significant degree

#monsterdon

The guys in shades standing behind look like they're going to break out into song any minute

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So, how is Frank going to kill him
#monsterdon

we have always been at war with the french.

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hahahaha telephone system

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TIL Los Angeles was replaced with some 70s futurist convention center… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

#monsterdon gotta hand it to her... she saved the day

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He's found the cat piano~

The soundtrack went off a cliff and rolled over

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what even with the music

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Wow, he gave up the handshake plan almost immediately. #monsterdon

That pink outfit is kind of awesome.

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It's a hand. It's a grenade. It's a ....oh never mind.
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Frankenstein's gonna need a helping hand.

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nothing makes sense

@jonny Is his car supposed to be "Frankenstein's monster?" So it's just like... a monster?

#Monsterdon

I just imagine some guy in an editing room with spliced film over the floor, spooling the film really really fast

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Right, she could probably kill Mr President herself, she just needs to survive Frankenstein's victory. #Monsterdon

Just all sentimental violins and clarinets--oboes?--as they careen towards the cliff's edge.

#Monsterdon

Aw man

What about The Expendables 8

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Hit the announcer next :D #Monsterdon

Yeah I don't know sacrificing the hand grenade to blow up Joe was worth it #monsterdon

I want to see Frankenstein in her clothes!

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@Somarasu The sound director was high as a kite too...

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Not sure why they're so intent on winning just so they can get a Presidential handshake. Those things are bad for your circulation I hear #monsterdon

#monsterdon Yeah, that works for all of us. No more Sly Stallone. HAHAHAHAHA

this movie inspired so much great media #monsterdon

Well, she handed it to them.

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Oh… “hand” grenade. Now it makes sense.

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Heck yeah! Someone finally succeeded at revenge! That’s a double #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

okay that was a good explosion

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Oh thank god, the annoying people are out of the film. #Monsterdon

This crocodile clown car is straight out of an eight year old’s toy box.

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i don't know how it has flown under the radar this whole time that david carradines car is a) so goofy, b) not even frankenstein and c) has no goddamn weapons at all #monsterdon

#monsterdon how many points for signs?

You know, if they were actually going fast it would be a whole lot easier for one to destabilize the other. Something they would know if they were driving fast and not, just really slow then the video sped up...

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*Hand* grenade. Heh heh OK #Monsterdon

That Joe. You gotta hand it to him. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Ma'am, this is no time for a hand job. #Monsterdon

Give the lady a hand! Give Joe a hand! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Resistance didn’t skimp on the dynamite plungers

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PIT his ass frank #monsterdon

‘I don’t want you to die!’

‘It’s my life’s work.’

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I think a lot of the automobile stunts here were the writer expressing frustration w/ Los Angeles traffic. The things they couldn't legally do. #Monsterdon

Jesus Chrysler, just do a fucking pit maneuver!

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This movie is so bad 🫣
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Oh no, he covered the road in F! #monsterdon

#monsterdon wow what a silly little plane- it's the same form factor as the Shinden prototype that was a major plot point in the Godzilla -0 movie https://duckduckgo.com/?q=shinden&t=vivaldi&ia=images&iax=images

In solidarity with Stallone, I’ll finish this movie in the name of hate #monsterdon

I keep wanting him to flip over and use his Bowser rail to saw something/someone in half and then keep going

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I love all the cardboard panels coming off the body.

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This music would be at home in 70s porn.

Absurdist Pornography. #Monsterdon

HAND GRENADE! 🤣

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Machine Gun Joe has an emergency "F" lever.

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How the hell has he driven most of the width of the US with a hand grenade in his left hand?!

#monsterdon

Oh. So I do like the beautiful dry hills pictured here. I recognize my home state.

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omg more looney tunes shit lmao #monsterdon #deathrace2000

In this movie, unlike reality at all, everyone wants to kill the president.

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"Is that a handgranade or just a lame joke?"
#monsterdon
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Your life's work is dying? Driving? Running down pedestrians? It's so open-ended a statement #monsterdon

Aw man, I was hoping Calamity Jane would survive. 😖

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“Why do you want to win this race so bad?” Because it’s the only thing that may fill the gaping void in his soul, lady, do try to keep up.

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this is the kind of anti president media i can get behind #monsterdon

up there with ace combat 7

Hand on stick (but not *that* kind of stick) gives me an unexpected bingo!

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I wanna win this race in the name of hate! Too on the nose.

I feel like I should say something about the "hand grenade" but what the fuck could I possibly say about the "hand grenade"? #monsterdon

Oh, Joe's a Tumblr user. #Monsterdon

Ugh.

Can we pick a shorter movie next week, fam? It's past the Owlbear's bedtime…

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Anyone else notice Frankenstein's copilot was missing in that shot after he was bombed?

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Boy howdy those cars move fast. I wish the plot would too #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Frankenstein-splaining.
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Dialogue is useless when the plot isn't plotting.
Oh well, at least there is bad music to listen to.
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@jonny aged like avocado

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Reading everyone's posts during these driving scenes is legit making me a little car sick

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A ‘hand’ grenade #classic #monsterdon

I'M DECEASED #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

#monsterdon "I don't want you to die."
"It's my life's work."

Big deal, it's all of our lives' works

Annie pulling on the steering wheel while traveling at high speed gave me flashbacks to Tales from the Crypt #monsterdon

groaned very hard at "it's a hand grenade"

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Why did they stop to have a scenic conversation after she tried to kill him?
#monsterdon

Nah, that was just shards of plot

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Is that a grenade?

Well, actually… it’s a HAND grenade.

#Monsterdon

again, i repeat to myself
"what the fuck is this movie?"

#monsterdon

Adventures in Camera Undercranking
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@Vanalope but still didn't win the race on points

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@gblues It was, got me until you asked the question!

#monsterdon