All press should address Trump as Mr. President Frankenstein from this day forward.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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That was it?

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 and now we see how the system of violence perpetuates itself across revolutions

Based on a true story.
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LOL!! I knew he was gonna get run over! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

Mister President Frankenstein!

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so, the one monsterdon movie with a denouement, and THIS is it?

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President Frankenstein.

"Sure it's violent, but that's the way we love it!"

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Badly rendered patriotic song count: 4

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mr president frankenstein got a ring to it, gotta admit

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"Mr. Presidents is the one that should be worried now"?
Bitch you just threw away his whole plan! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

He still has the hand grenade? Hmmm… #Monsterdon

Mr. President Frankenstein does have a certain poetry to it #Monsterdon

How many points does Mr. President score?

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Thanks Obama! #monsterdon #deathrace2000

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And I plan to deal very harshly with rebels.

Oh yeah. Funny. Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

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Mr and Mrs President Frankenstein, abolitionists.

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If you kill the President you become the new President

That's just how it works, *obviously*

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@georgieboy
In a 20th of a second, i believe

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I want every outfit that Grace Pander wore.
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Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein!

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The lady who failed to kill her own granddaughter is now the head of security? Hm. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon guards seize that French woman!

mister and missus president frankenstein

.-. #Monsterdon

Wow, how much counseling did it take to get them here? #Monsterdon

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Mr. and Mrs. President Frankenstein.. TOO ON THE NOSE!!!

How does Mister President know that he’s Frankenstein when no one has ever seen his face?

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MISTER AND MISSUS PRESIDENT FRANKENSTEIN #Monsterdon

mister and misses president frankenstein

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why can't a naked guy in a derby car do that to a certain """emperor"""

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Frankenstein scores! Semi-nude to boot!

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“Frankenstein has been shot! “

But wait…
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#monsterdon "the French have killed our racers, destroyed our economy, and wrecked our phone system"

It's just like being on Facebook

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no not john carradine nekkid no no no

How many points does he get for all those signs? ;)

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@Binder And since his plan was just to... run into the stand... he could have done that anyway......

And she wouldn't have had to be shot for the grand plan of... driving straight forward.

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um, a) wasn't annie just shot? and also b) tell me this guy at least has his underpants on, please.

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Is Carradine nude? OH NO
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Do they get points for every barricade they hit too?
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Sic semper tyrannis #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Frankenstein just can't keep his shirt on.
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Oh I guess that suit is bullet proof. Or Thomasina is a bad shot. #Monsterdon

That's gotta be worth a lotta points.

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What's the president worth, point-wise?

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How many points is Mr President worth?

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Um, sure, okay
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Plus there's all that French fentanyl pouring into our ports #monsterdon

Mister President

“And wrecked our telephone system.”

Why does this sound so funny? Why does this all sound so funny.

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Wait. He tricked her in to shooting her (alleged) grand daughter as a DISTRACTION? Frankenstein is so wasteful. #Monsterdon

Why would you shoot Frankenstein instead of Mr President?

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How many points for running over the president in the death race? Gotta be like 1000.

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poor Annie

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That whole thing was staged

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amazing. how many points is that then?

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Wait, how he just got another hand? did they had a spare on the glove compartment
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#deathrace2000

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twisteroo!

...I think the plot just threw up all over itself. #Monsterdon

Wait, his RIGHT hand?! How was he shifting?

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But he was saving that hand for later! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

hey wait they did WHAT to Taco Bell Labs?!

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wow the empire really hates the French

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I know this is beside everything resembling the point but… why the French, movie?

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FUck yeah, this music's so bad I love it #monsterdon

The hand grenade #pun is what the build up to that scene deserved
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I feel the TV announcer should be doing a better job updating us on the point totals #monsterdon

@Louisa 💯 Where were you when the script was being rewritten?

(Don't tell me, I know you had to be "just a gleam")

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All the evil power... Of the French. #Monsterdon

Oh no, not your telephone system!

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@cocaine_owlbear *groan* 😂

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Wait, did they just explode.

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@jonny maybe 5 minutes ago I realized that the scales are blocking his view to a significant degree

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The guys in shades standing behind look like they're going to break out into song any minute

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So, how is Frank going to kill him
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we have always been at war with the french.

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hahahaha telephone system

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TIL Los Angeles was replaced with some 70s futurist convention center… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

#monsterdon gotta hand it to her... she saved the day

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He's found the cat piano~

The soundtrack went off a cliff and rolled over

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what even with the music

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Wow, he gave up the handshake plan almost immediately. #monsterdon

It's a hand. It's a grenade. It's a ....oh never mind.
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That pink outfit is kind of awesome.

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Frankenstein's gonna need a helping hand.

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nothing makes sense

@jonny Is his car supposed to be "Frankenstein's monster?" So it's just like... a monster?

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I just imagine some guy in an editing room with spliced film over the floor, spooling the film really really fast

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Right, she could probably kill Mr President herself, she just needs to survive Frankenstein's victory. #Monsterdon

Aw man

What about The Expendables 8

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Hit the announcer next :D #Monsterdon

Yeah I don't know sacrificing the hand grenade to blow up Joe was worth it #monsterdon

@Somarasu The sound director was high as a kite too...

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I want to see Frankenstein in her clothes!

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#monsterdon Yeah, that works for all of us. No more Sly Stallone. HAHAHAHAHA

Not sure why they're so intent on winning just so they can get a Presidential handshake. Those things are bad for your circulation I hear #monsterdon

this movie inspired so much great media #monsterdon

Well, she handed it to them.

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Heck yeah! Someone finally succeeded at revenge! That’s a double #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

Oh… “hand” grenade. Now it makes sense.

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