okay that was a good explosion

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Oh thank god, the annoying people are out of the film. #Monsterdon

This crocodile clown car is straight out of an eight year old’s toy box.

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#monsterdon how many points for signs?

You know, if they were actually going fast it would be a whole lot easier for one to destabilize the other. Something they would know if they were driving fast and not, just really slow then the video sped up...

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That Joe. You gotta hand it to him. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

*Hand* grenade. Heh heh OK #Monsterdon

Ma'am, this is no time for a hand job. #Monsterdon

Give the lady a hand! Give Joe a hand! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Resistance didn’t skimp on the dynamite plungers

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 #withAdsVersion

PIT his ass frank #monsterdon

‘I don’t want you to die!’

‘It’s my life’s work.’

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I think a lot of the automobile stunts here were the writer expressing frustration w/ Los Angeles traffic. The things they couldn't legally do. #Monsterdon

Jesus Chrysler, just do a fucking pit maneuver!

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This movie is so bad 🫣
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Oh no, he covered the road in F! #monsterdon

#monsterdon wow what a silly little plane- it's the same form factor as the Shinden prototype that was a major plot point in the Godzilla -0 movie https://duckduckgo.com/?q=shinden&t=vivaldi&ia=images&iax=images

In solidarity with Stallone, I’ll finish this movie in the name of hate #monsterdon

I keep wanting him to flip over and use his Bowser rail to saw something/someone in half and then keep going

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I love all the cardboard panels coming off the body.

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This music would be at home in 70s porn.

Absurdist Pornography. #Monsterdon

HAND GRENADE! 🤣

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Machine Gun Joe has an emergency "F" lever.

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How the hell has he driven most of the width of the US with a hand grenade in his left hand?!

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omg more looney tunes shit lmao #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Oh. So I do like the beautiful dry hills pictured here. I recognize my home state.

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In this movie, unlike reality at all, everyone wants to kill the president.

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"Is that a handgranade or just a lame joke?"
#monsterdon
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Your life's work is dying? Driving? Running down pedestrians? It's so open-ended a statement #monsterdon

Aw man, I was hoping Calamity Jane would survive. 😖

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“Why do you want to win this race so bad?” Because it’s the only thing that may fill the gaping void in his soul, lady, do try to keep up.

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Hand on stick (but not *that* kind of stick) gives me an unexpected bingo!

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this is the kind of anti president media i can get behind #monsterdon

up there with ace combat 7

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I wanna win this race in the name of hate! Too on the nose.

I feel like I should say something about the "hand grenade" but what the fuck could I possibly say about the "hand grenade"? #monsterdon

Oh, Joe's a Tumblr user. #Monsterdon

Ugh.

Can we pick a shorter movie next week, fam? It's past the Owlbear's bedtime…

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Anyone else notice Frankenstein's copilot was missing in that shot after he was bombed?

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Boy howdy those cars move fast. I wish the plot would too #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Frankenstein-splaining.
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Dialogue is useless when the plot isn't plotting.
Oh well, at least there is bad music to listen to.
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A ‘hand’ grenade #classic #monsterdon

I'M DECEASED #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

#monsterdon "I don't want you to die."
"It's my life's work."

Big deal, it's all of our lives' works

Annie pulling on the steering wheel while traveling at high speed gave me flashbacks to Tales from the Crypt #monsterdon

groaned very hard at "it's a hand grenade"

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Why did they stop to have a scenic conversation after she tried to kill him?
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Nah, that was just shards of plot

#Monsterdon https://babka.social/@josh0/115840292915033736

Is that a grenade?

Well, actually… it’s a HAND grenade.

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again, i repeat to myself
"what the fuck is this movie?"

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Adventures in Camera Undercranking
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@Vanalope but still didn't win the race on points

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I totally just tuned in for the end, didn’t I.

That guy just took of his ridiculous helmet

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@gblues It was, got me until you asked the question!

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A HAND GRENADE?

BEAHAHAHAHhahahaha!!!!

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hand.... grenade...

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"hand grenade" lmao #monsterdon

A HAND grenade! GET IT?

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A
HAND
GRENADE
👏

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 "is that a grenade?" "a *hand* grenade"

you motherfuckers

is this entire movie a setup for a pun

IT'S A HAND GRENADE.

GET IT?

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AHAHAHA a Hand Grenade #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

a... HAND grenade? i-- i can't--

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HAHAhahahha a hand grenade

You know, in the hand

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A ... hand grenade. LOL!

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Is that a grenade?

A hand grenade.

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Whoever scored this was on some serious drugs.

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Frankestein says "this is a RACE" and then stops for some picturesque sightseeing #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I think Fox News based their lineup on these commentators.

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She pushes him down the hill

Aaaassss yoooouuuu wiiiiiiiiissshhhh

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HAND GRENADE!
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The Resistance had a decent driver, pity they put him in a Ford Pinto…. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Let's Just Keep Going, Louise!

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This is about to turn into Crash (1996) isn't it? #Monsterdon

what the fuck is this music man

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She's got phenomenal constitution to recover to full strength after being sedated. #Monsterdon

I didn't realize this movie had a Batman vs Rocky fight scene. 😆

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@diazona

Check out F1 race cars, you're not supposed to car about trivial things like personal safety when going at 200 kph!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McLaren_MCL38

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Did that double guy just immediately roll over and explode? Was that the plan? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Set pace to "Grueling".

#monsterdon this is what 24 Hours of Lemons *should* be

Exploding baked potatoes right and left #monsterdon

nevermind the international airspace incident!

THIS IS RACING!

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*French* Air Force? lol

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Poor Carradine, got juice all over his elbow
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My nephew on the Moog again with the Marseillaise …. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@gblues experimental model airplane?

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Splodey 70s cars. Very real.

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@nev I think he was *popular* because of Kung Fu but attractive idk #monsterdon

Asstronomical! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That Nazi Matilda The Hun assassination, with a fake tunnel entrance in front of a cliff, was some Wile E Coyote Acme Schematic level planning! 😆

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careful frankenstein, kirk's gonna shoot you with his homemade bamboo cannon

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#monsterdon fire whoever set up all this tnt

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 does it bother anybody else that this airplane keeps dropping bombs but doesn't appear to be _carrying_ any bombs, just a single fuel tank?

30 minute Sleep X? Just call it Power Nap.

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I am one "Surprising Victory" away from bingo and I worry that this movie is entirely incapable of producing any surprises

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Whoa, pre-shot footage of a stationary car exploding on a prepared range! I wonder how that was supposed to relate to the immediately preceding shot of a car turning over? #Monsterdon

did that rando just wreck himself?
nice explosion tho

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WATCH OUT FOR THE GORN!

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Joshua trees!