I totally just tuned in for the end, didn’t I.

That guy just took of his ridiculous helmet

#Monsterdon

A HAND GRENADE?

BEAHAHAHAHhahahaha!!!!

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hand.... grenade...

#monsterdon

A HAND grenade! GET IT?

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

"hand grenade" lmao #monsterdon

"How can you possibly expect me to act? To deliver lines in a believable manner with a facsimile of human emotion?!"

#Monsterdon

A
HAND
GRENADE
👏

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 "is that a grenade?" "a *hand* grenade"

you motherfuckers

is this entire movie a setup for a pun

IT'S A HAND GRENADE.

GET IT?

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

AHAHAHA a Hand Grenade #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

HAHAhahahha a hand grenade

You know, in the hand

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

a... HAND grenade? i-- i can't--

#monsterdon

"whose side are you on, boys, whose side are you on"

#monsterdon

A ... hand grenade. LOL!

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Is that a grenade?

A hand grenade.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Whoever scored this was on some serious drugs.

#Monsterdon

Frankestein says "this is a RACE" and then stops for some picturesque sightseeing #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I think Fox News based their lineup on these commentators.

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Wait. Did a bomb hit him in the shoulder without damaging the car? #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

HAND GRENADE!
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

She pushes him down the hill

Aaaassss yoooouuuu wiiiiiiiiissshhhh

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The Resistance had a decent driver, pity they put him in a Ford Pinto…. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Let's Just Keep Going, Louise!

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

This is about to turn into Crash (1996) isn't it? #Monsterdon

what the fuck is this music man

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She's got phenomenal constitution to recover to full strength after being sedated. #Monsterdon

@jonny watching a different movie

#monsterdon

I didn't realize this movie had a Batman vs Rocky fight scene. 😆

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@diazona

Check out F1 race cars, you're not supposed to car about trivial things like personal safety when going at 200 kph!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McLaren_MCL38

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Did that double guy just immediately roll over and explode? Was that the plan? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Set pace to "Grueling".

#monsterdon this is what 24 Hours of Lemons *should* be

Exploding baked potatoes right and left #monsterdon

nevermind the international airspace incident!

THIS IS RACING!

#monsterdon

*French* Air Force? lol

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Poor Carradine, got juice all over his elbow
#monsterdon
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My nephew on the Moog again with the Marseillaise …. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@gblues experimental model airplane?

#monsterdon

Splodey 70s cars. Very real.

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@nev I think he was *popular* because of Kung Fu but attractive idk #monsterdon

Asstronomical! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That Nazi Matilda The Hun assassination, with a fake tunnel entrance in front of a cliff, was some Wile E Coyote Acme Schematic level planning! 😆

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

careful frankenstein, kirk's gonna shoot you with his homemade bamboo cannon

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#monsterdon fire whoever set up all this tnt

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 does it bother anybody else that this airplane keeps dropping bombs but doesn't appear to be _carrying_ any bombs, just a single fuel tank?

I am one "Surprising Victory" away from bingo and I worry that this movie is entirely incapable of producing any surprises

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

30 minute Sleep X? Just call it Power Nap.

#monsterdon

did that rando just wreck himself?
nice explosion tho

#monsterdon

Whoa, pre-shot footage of a stationary car exploding on a prepared range! I wonder how that was supposed to relate to the immediately preceding shot of a car turning over? #Monsterdon

WATCH OUT FOR THE GORN!

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

No capes, DAHLINK!

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Joshua trees!

ah the old SUR-EXPLOD car handling system.

#monsterdon

"Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French air force!"

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"Hand Grenade"

AHHH HA HA HA!

#Monsterdon

It's good that we stopped building cars out of explosives.

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I hate it when I get ketchup on my shoulder while driving

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Oh no, the rebellion's only car just crashed #Monsterdon

Good thing they still have a plane.

That's what they get for driving a Pinto…
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@YsengrinWolf #monsterdon #BakedPotato

it's Frankenstein Doubles all the way down

alas, poor alt forest service twitter

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is that a waymo #monsterdon #deathrace2000

dog i would love to make one giant contraption in my life just so i could have an excuse to make one of those freaking plunger stick things or whatever they are called for detonating the TNT #monsterdon

This is America, shouldn't they have a 50 BMG they can use instead of these finicky explosives?

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The rebels have *another* Frankenstein double?

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That back and forth bit with the three-point turn was just some loony toons bs #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

He shouda said "Mercy Boo Koo, rebels!"

#monsterdon

Road head? At a time like this, Annie? #Monsterdon

I don't get why the navigator is in charge of turning off the engine #monsterdon

jeeeeeezus now _that's_ some backfire

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@moira We were robbed. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

Wow... They set up all those bombs and can't time even one of them right even when they literally get to just keep trying...

#Monsterdon

I'd recognize a Rutan plane anywhere. Not sure whose idea the belly tank was, but I hate it.

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Rebels had far better luck with the Acme products TBH
#monsterdon

They're even using the Acme plunger detonator, the rebels really are Wile E. Coyote! #Monsterdon

They got this dynamite from the stromtrooper store #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

“Curse these randomly planted TNT sticks!” #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Not sure why he'd roofie his own navigator at that point.

#monsterdon

I love that the rebels have logos on their cars
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The rebels have terrible explosive timing, wow

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ACME had better be in the credits for this film.

#monsterdon

@SRLevine Fair point, though I'm also thinking of protection from rain and flying debris and such things

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

where's the TURBO button? there's supposed to be a TURBO button!

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

So... Is this Frankenstein dude supposed to be... like the "hero" of the movie or something?

#Monsterdon

Huh. Cool delta wing plane they got for this scene.
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

With the like one bomb you carry in that tiny ass jet…

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#monsterdon it is Carradine, after all

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Can't stop the car.. we're in a race. Ignore the 25 other times we've stopped..

"I think you're one very large baked potato" Now there's an insult!

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The french attack again! #monsterdon

"stop before i force you to with my model plane" #monsterdon #deathrace2000

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Frankenstein has removed his mask and his helmet and has unzipped his rubber suit

#monsterdon i would bet any one of my belongings that there's straight bourbon in that flask and not a gram of protein

You should get 747 points for a plane

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

If Frankenstein will be his prisoner he must be Dracula #monsterdon

so THAT'S who won that stupid ultralight on the price is right

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

If any of these cars would fail in a way that doesn't involve blowing up it would be very good for my bingo card

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

There are ~15 minutes left of this movie.
#Monsterdon

I don’t understand why Mrs. Paine set up shop in the nuclear facility from last week’s movie

#Monsterdon

That is a cool little plane #monsterdon