No capes, DAHLINK!

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ah the old SUR-EXPLOD car handling system.

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"Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French air force!"

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"Hand Grenade"

AHHH HA HA HA!

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It's good that we stopped building cars out of explosives.

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I hate it when I get ketchup on my shoulder while driving

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Oh no, the rebellion's only car just crashed #Monsterdon

Good thing they still have a plane.

That's what they get for driving a Pinto…
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@YsengrinWolf #monsterdon #BakedPotato

it's Frankenstein Doubles all the way down

alas, poor alt forest service twitter

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is that a waymo #monsterdon #deathrace2000

This is America, shouldn't they have a 50 BMG they can use instead of these finicky explosives?

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The rebels have *another* Frankenstein double?

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That back and forth bit with the three-point turn was just some loony toons bs #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

He shouda said "Mercy Boo Koo, rebels!"

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Road head? At a time like this, Annie? #Monsterdon

I don't get why the navigator is in charge of turning off the engine #monsterdon

jeeeeeezus now _that's_ some backfire

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@moira We were robbed. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

Wow... They set up all those bombs and can't time even one of them right even when they literally get to just keep trying...

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I'd recognize a Rutan plane anywhere. Not sure whose idea the belly tank was, but I hate it.

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Rebels had far better luck with the Acme products TBH
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They're even using the Acme plunger detonator, the rebels really are Wile E. Coyote! #Monsterdon

They got this dynamite from the stromtrooper store #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

“Curse these randomly planted TNT sticks!” #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Not sure why he'd roofie his own navigator at that point.

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I love that the rebels have logos on their cars
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The rebels have terrible explosive timing, wow

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ACME had better be in the credits for this film.

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@SRLevine Fair point, though I'm also thinking of protection from rain and flying debris and such things

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where's the TURBO button? there's supposed to be a TURBO button!

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So... Is this Frankenstein dude supposed to be... like the "hero" of the movie or something?

#Monsterdon

With the like one bomb you carry in that tiny ass jet…

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#monsterdon it is Carradine, after all

"I think you're one very large baked potato" Now there's an insult!

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Can't stop the car.. we're in a race. Ignore the 25 other times we've stopped..

The french attack again! #monsterdon

"stop before i force you to with my model plane" #monsterdon #deathrace2000

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Frankenstein has removed his mask and his helmet and has unzipped his rubber suit

#monsterdon i would bet any one of my belongings that there's straight bourbon in that flask and not a gram of protein

You should get 747 points for a plane

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If Frankenstein will be his prisoner he must be Dracula #monsterdon

so THAT'S who won that stupid ultralight on the price is right

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If any of these cars would fail in a way that doesn't involve blowing up it would be very good for my bingo card

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There are ~15 minutes left of this movie.
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I don’t understand why Mrs. Paine set up shop in the nuclear facility from last week’s movie

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That is a cool little plane #monsterdon

WE GOT DRONES?!

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ ok sure why not

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"Sorry, we're in a RACE."

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

Are we there yet? #Monsterdon

I think I'm back in sync with the movie 😅

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You should get infinite points for a plane.

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@diazona If you have a roll bar and a seat belt surprisingly not?

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New LA?

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Well that's just gonna get you killed, Thomasina.

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@Taweret who can say

#monsterdon

Frankenstein drinks the OG Soylent.

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Why did the announcer say this is the last "lap" when this isn't that kind of race? #monsterdon

Frankenstein, Prisoner of Fury #monsterdon

Also kind of a Wacky Races vibe. Didn’t realize it was such a well established genre #Monsterdon

Fury? Is that Nick Fury? #Monsterdon

Yeah Vanilla benzos… #monsterdon

oh yes, that is definitely what the nation will know. that you are to be taken seriously.

#monsterdon

Star Trek TOS computer sounds. Nice.

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“I can barely taste the sleeping pill in this drink!” #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

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THERMOS (tm) should sue that was NOT a thermos (tm)

...you would think a roof would be an important thing to have on a race car

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"At least the French can't poison us" when we've seen him dope the drink. #Monsterdon

#DeathRace2000 is now trending across Mastodon

#Monsterdon is now trending across Mastodon

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Well a five-point turn is always perilous #monsterdon

what's going on

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the fakest drink known to mankind.

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I really don't want to hear anyone say 'Frankenstein' for a long time after this. #monsterdon

"That's how we drive in Ballard!"

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HE HAS A THERMOS

I bet he drinks Monster.

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In the future, we will all drink from oil cans. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@SnoopJ 🎉

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@bservies If ever there was a need!

#monsterdon
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Well, you're a TWICE baked potato.

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000 #BakedPotato

"One very large baked potato" is going in all of my bios from now on. 🥔

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What a well-concealed land mine! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That's what happens when you screw up a 3-point turn on your driving test #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

More like Blamity Jane!

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whelp

so much for saving a life by riding a cowgirl

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Killed by a nipple, the most appropriate death in the film so far. #Monsterdon

Bye Jane. At least you weren't a nazi. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

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This is what happens when you let a racoon randomly pick your music.

aw, sorry Jane. next time learn the magic of an actually 3 point turn.

#monsterdon

piiim
bwooooooooooom

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 calamity boom

Turn around, don't explode. #Monsterdon

also I guess they have to do this race in stages to get completely sunny days.

since the cars have no roofs and all.

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Wocka ja wocka… this is getting serious! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "i think you're one very large baked potato"

...

#monsterdon That's exactly how land mines are set...

Did they say what happened to Original Recipe Los Angeles? #monsterdon

calamity . o O ( fuckin' amateur )

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Saying someone you are a “very large baked potato” has to be the lamest insult ever. #monsterdon