WE GOT DRONES?!

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@SnoopJ ok sure why not

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"Sorry, we're in a RACE."

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

Are we there yet? #Monsterdon

I think I'm back in sync with the movie 😅

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You should get infinite points for a plane.

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@diazona If you have a roll bar and a seat belt surprisingly not?

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New LA?

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Well that's just gonna get you killed, Thomasina.

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@Taweret who can say

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Frankenstein drinks the OG Soylent.

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Why did the announcer say this is the last "lap" when this isn't that kind of race? #monsterdon

Frankenstein, Prisoner of Fury #monsterdon

Also kind of a Wacky Races vibe. Didn’t realize it was such a well established genre #Monsterdon

Fury? Is that Nick Fury? #Monsterdon

Yeah Vanilla benzos… #monsterdon

oh yes, that is definitely what the nation will know. that you are to be taken seriously.

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Star Trek TOS computer sounds. Nice.

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“I can barely taste the sleeping pill in this drink!” #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

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THERMOS (tm) should sue that was NOT a thermos (tm)

...you would think a roof would be an important thing to have on a race car

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"At least the French can't poison us" when we've seen him dope the drink. #Monsterdon

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Weird Connections

Comic book character Judge Dredd's appearance was inspired by the visuals of David Carradine as Frankenstein in Death Race 2000.

Coincidentally, Sylvester Stallone (Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo) would later play Judge Dredd in its first film adaptation, Judge Dredd (1995). "I am the Lar!"

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Well a five-point turn is always perilous #monsterdon

what's going on

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the fakest drink known to mankind.

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I really don't want to hear anyone say 'Frankenstein' for a long time after this. #monsterdon

"That's how we drive in Ballard!"

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HE HAS A THERMOS

I bet he drinks Monster.

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In the future, we will all drink from oil cans. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@SnoopJ 🎉

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@bservies If ever there was a need!

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Well, you're a TWICE baked potato.

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"One very large baked potato" is going in all of my bios from now on. 🥔

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What a well-concealed land mine! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That's what happens when you screw up a 3-point turn on your driving test #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

More like Blamity Jane!

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whelp

so much for saving a life by riding a cowgirl

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Killed by a nipple, the most appropriate death in the film so far. #Monsterdon

Bye Jane. At least you weren't a nazi. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

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This is what happens when you let a racoon randomly pick your music.

aw, sorry Jane. next time learn the magic of an actually 3 point turn.

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Turn around, don't explode. #Monsterdon

piiim
bwooooooooooom

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 calamity boom

also I guess they have to do this race in stages to get completely sunny days.

since the cars have no roofs and all.

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Wocka ja wocka… this is getting serious! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "i think you're one very large baked potato"

...

#monsterdon That's exactly how land mines are set...

Did they say what happened to Original Recipe Los Angeles? #monsterdon

calamity . o O ( fuckin' amateur )

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Saying someone you are a “very large baked potato” has to be the lamest insult ever. #monsterdon

that dude trying to choke Jane, she's just like, nah. (^_^)-b

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baked

potato

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Improvisational jazz fight scenes are the most suspenseful

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only took an hour of movie to get to sensible solutions like MINING THE ROAD

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@msh It's not his bag, baby.
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They did a really great job of pantomiming covering that land mine with dirt.

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@aburka maybe the real very large baked potato was the scores we made along the way

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Guys that's not how you're supposed to deploy a mine #monsterdon

Also, how bad of a sound guy do you have to be to have someone’s studio mic clip in the 1970s? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I do like that they establish Joe has had serial killer tendencies since he was a little boy. This was really the only career #Monsterdon for him.

@trixter you know how they love gun violence in chicago 🥴

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The fakest camera smile that has ever been camera smiled

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They're mad at her for trying to score Bechdel points #monsterdon

death race pit crew getting run over by a death race driver was the OG face-eating leopards will never eat my face

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no YOU'RE a very large baked potato #monsterdon

"But me, I think you're one large baked potato"

Okay but how is that incompatible w/ cuteness, Joe? #Monsterdon

"I think you're one very large baked potato."

??????????????

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Oof, she austin powers turned her self to death.

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dude, this entire movie is one large baked potato.

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Oh my! The potato insult!

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Baked potato what? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Just native american know-how, or just Native American know-how? I'm confused. #monsterdon

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the lady helmets are pretty cool at least

No hero theater.

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That funny man from Chit-cah-go #monsterdon

So did they give her a loaner since her navigator was scored? #Monsterdon

that mouth full of red paint must have been nasty tasting.

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That funny man from Chicago! What a joker! Just a wacky guy!

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Aaaaaand Joe as desperate for validation as usual #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The woman playing Anna has bones like a cat. Also a true fact.

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@gblues She’s got limbs coming out of the wrong places!

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Frankenstein is Musk #monsterdon

she is a CONTORTIONIST PORN STAR

stop laughing, and move on!

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“It’s been really grand…” is such an old timey thing to say. I’m kinda stuck on it.

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"Listen, Frankenstein...."

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Congeniality, from the French. #Monsterdon

jane can't get any anymore, she's fantasizing about the other racers now.

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Joe as eloquent as usual. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Geeze Jane. You're almost classy there. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

"Carradine" and "love scene" are two concepts that will never go together. Ever.

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Gotta hand it to David Carradine, that is NOT a comfortable pose to be in for this long in leather pants. #monsterdon

John Leguizamo must watch this fight scene whenever he needs a little pick-me-up

(He was in Executive Decision with Stallone and disliked him so much that he based his character in The Menu on him. When John Leguizamo thinks "guy who deserves to die horribly out of general shittiness", he thinks "Stallone".)

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So Frankenstein is the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Or Cannonball for Transformers fans in the audience.
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"Don't worry I'm not going to do anything to sabotage the car"

JUST YOUR HEART, BABY

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#monsterdon "native, American, knowhow" or "Native American knowhow"?

No glove, no love.

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