Soft porn with not soft porn music. WTF is that music? Is it church music?
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Casting requirements for the female lead:
[ ] willingness to get naked
[ ] experience as a contortionist

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That love scene made me join the priesthood.

Mercurochrome blood and robin's-egg eyeshadow. Whew!!

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My Gosh this girl is twisted!
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that's THE LOVELY GLOVELY, lady

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Actual question for old people: was David Carradine considered hot in this time period?

If I don't get any answers here I'll make a post on /r/AskHistorians I swear

edit: thanks old people

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Stallone made Rocky in response to having the shit kicked out of him in this movie. True facts.

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I see this is where the idea of Elan Ceres came from #monsterdon

"it's my modeling hand" #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Love Theme from Death Race 2000

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I can't tell what's going on in this scene because I sprained an eyeball rolling them so hard. >_> #Monsterdon

"hey, be totally naked, but make sure we don't see the part where babies come from"

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She’s very bendy.

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So, like, they are clearly not in the mood. Do they really have to? #Monsterdon

GROSS #monsterdon #deathrace2000

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 ugh. just ugh? ugh. the 70s :D

Ok, I know why they're doing it, but that spinal twist seems like screaming pain to me.

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That’s some weird kung fu… #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

She goes from zero to boobs in less than 5 seconds.

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The Dread Pirate Frankenstein #Monsterdon

@wohali And one year from Rocky! You'd think they could fight
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Whoops! Gratuitous breasts. Ah, nudity.

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Kwai Chang Kane vs Rocky!!!
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“You’ve blown your cover…” She blew it herself a bit ago, honestly…and again just now…

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who am i? nobody. yes we know.

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That is one flexible spine.

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Was that orange sauce on his face?
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Stallone is upset Frankenstein spilled spaghetti sauce on his face

Apparently yogurt is fine but marinara sauce is no bueno #Monsterdon

#monsterdon i guess this is how Stalone got the part in Rocky. How could you not cast him after seeing a fight scene like this?

Even more 70s boob scenes? Dang movie.
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Good old empera.

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Frankenstein: Folie a du (or however that is spelled)

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In that fight they forgot the pop-ups that say "BAM!" and "POW!"

I think I preferred the cartoonish violence to the "acting". #monsterdon

Is that a big knife on the front of your car or are you just happy to see me?! #monsterdon

lol is that a bedroom set in the gymnasium

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Boobs! #Monsterdon

oh it's tiddy time again

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nobody, not even this timeline:

this movie: ( * Y * )

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#monsterdon #DeathRace2000 lol they’re literal brownshirts

Not to reference Star Trek in two posts in a row, but this is some real Star Trek fighting #monsterdon

He looks like he still has pasta sauce all over his face

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Ran out of quarters for the Otter Jugband Jubilee, huh Corman? #Monsterdon

I guess David guarding forgot how to do Kung Fu in Rocky wasn't Rocket yet so either these guys know what the hell they're doing in the fight
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Yeah I guess you can film a fight in the garage but if you Hollywood jerks break anything we're gonna beat your legs with a wrench

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That was the sleepiest fight I've ever seen on film

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I’ve gotten #monsterdon Bingo twice in the last hour, incidentally.

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The soundtrack, in other way is very off the tone for this fight!
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oooh, right up against the styrofoam! watch it stallone, that stuff can make ya itch

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you could've been somebody

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This is a poorly executed fistfight #monsterdon

This fight scene is terrible! #monsterdon

Man, he was not a good a fighter. Burgess Meredith had his work cut out for him! #Monsterdon

He was eating pasta before, that's why Joe is spitting out mouthfuls of tomato sauce. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol stunt double who doesn't look anything like Stallone and you see most of his face, ok movie

This fight scene music is certainly "a choice".
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Was the background music picked entirely by spinning the Wheel of Fortune

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Holy shit! Rocky is fighting Caine!

It's boxing vs Kung Fu!

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Come on, Rocky! Eye of the Tiger! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The background music is so confusing what is happening

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how to choreograph a fight where the good guy has to win but the good guy is also wearing a cape and it is getting caught on literally everything in the scene #monsterdon

Sorry, was someone talking about sabo? #monsterdon

Hey Viterbo, bad touch #monsterdon

In a better movie I would have wondered why it took this long for violence to break out between the race teams

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SORRY MISTER FREEMAN

CROWBAR DENIED

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Stallone pulled that punch so hard he almost hurt himself.

The President blaming Europe and calling them enemies of the state…a movie ripped from etc etc

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 what is with this *soundtrack* for this fight??

you know, people have written fight music, you could have just used some of that

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What even the heck is this "fight" music???

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Dont love the violence against women in this movie #deathrace2000 #monsterdon

THat guy could never win a fist fight. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The music choices in this film are utterly bizarre.

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uhh Carradine and Stallone on a fight! That' awesome!
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Rocky just had his ass handed to him by a cosplayer.

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Being pedantic, they're not doing laps, they're doing legs. #Monsterdon

Stallone grabs a *very* rubbery crowbar. Waggle, waggle.

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what's going on tho

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MAN FIGHT

THE FIGHT BETWEEN MEN

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just punch him in the eye with the giant marble ring it's exactly eye socket sized

bwhahaha the choreography of the fighting

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"How does it feel to know you're going to spend the rest of your life in pain?"

Like I survived to middle age, Joe. Thanks for asking. #Monsterdon

Maybe she LIKES being choked. Ever think of THAT, Sly?

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This reminds me of the 60's Batman. #Monsterdon

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it is now Les Anges....

So it was "enemies of the people" who killed the Nazi driver, huh??

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I love the lite jazz fight music.
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Was this before or after Carridine and Stallone learned to fight?

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So... ...

These people who have incentive to kill each other and... it's ok for them to do it... can just... freely access each other's cars in a parking area with no guards around or anything?

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Mr. P blaming the french. Typical American #deathrace2000 #monsterdon

I missed the last 5-10 minutes and am now very confused. Well I started out fairly confused, so it's not like very is that much more, but still.

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Uh-oh, he's going to pull out of NATO #monsterdon

"It is no coincidence that the word 'sabotage' was invented by the French!" That's the sort of thinking that my family used growing up, and I'm very glad to be out of their brand of conspiracy theorist.

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Wait.

What happened to Old Los Angeles?

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ooooh I get it.... "Great Race".....

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Second biggest clown?
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Blaming the French! Prescient by a quarter century!

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Ah, the French! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The French were too busy with the Death Tour de France
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