that dude trying to choke Jane, she's just like, nah. (^_^)-b

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baked

potato

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Improvisational jazz fight scenes are the most suspenseful

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only took an hour of movie to get to sensible solutions like MINING THE ROAD

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@msh It's not his bag, baby.
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They did a really great job of pantomiming covering that land mine with dirt.

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@aburka maybe the real very large baked potato was the scores we made along the way

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Guys that's not how you're supposed to deploy a mine #monsterdon

Also, how bad of a sound guy do you have to be to have someone’s studio mic clip in the 1970s? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I do like that they establish Joe has had serial killer tendencies since he was a little boy. This was really the only career #Monsterdon for him.

@trixter you know how they love gun violence in chicago 🥴

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The fakest camera smile that has ever been camera smiled

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They're mad at her for trying to score Bechdel points #monsterdon

death race pit crew getting run over by a death race driver was the OG face-eating leopards will never eat my face

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no YOU'RE a very large baked potato #monsterdon

"But me, I think you're one large baked potato"

Okay but how is that incompatible w/ cuteness, Joe? #Monsterdon

"I think you're one very large baked potato."

??????????????

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Oof, she austin powers turned her self to death.

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dude, this entire movie is one large baked potato.

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Oh my! The potato insult!

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Baked potato what? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Just native american know-how, or just Native American know-how? I'm confused. #monsterdon

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the lady helmets are pretty cool at least

No hero theater.

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That funny man from Chit-cah-go #monsterdon

So did they give her a loaner since her navigator was scored? #Monsterdon

that mouth full of red paint must have been nasty tasting.

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That funny man from Chicago! What a joker! Just a wacky guy!

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Aaaaaand Joe as desperate for validation as usual #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The woman playing Anna has bones like a cat. Also a true fact.

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@gblues She’s got limbs coming out of the wrong places!

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Frankenstein is Musk #monsterdon

“It’s been really grand…” is such an old timey thing to say. I’m kinda stuck on it.

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"Listen, Frankenstein...."

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Congeniality, from the French. #Monsterdon

Joe as eloquent as usual. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

jane can't get any anymore, she's fantasizing about the other racers now.

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Geeze Jane. You're almost classy there. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

"Carradine" and "love scene" are two concepts that will never go together. Ever.

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Gotta hand it to David Carradine, that is NOT a comfortable pose to be in for this long in leather pants. #monsterdon

John Leguizamo must watch this fight scene whenever he needs a little pick-me-up

(He was in Executive Decision with Stallone and disliked him so much that he based his character in The Menu on him. When John Leguizamo thinks "guy who deserves to die horribly out of general shittiness", he thinks "Stallone".)

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"Don't worry I'm not going to do anything to sabotage the car"

JUST YOUR HEART, BABY

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#monsterdon "native, American, knowhow" or "Native American knowhow"?

No glove, no love.

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Soft porn with not soft porn music. WTF is that music? Is it church music?
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Casting requirements for the female lead:
[ ] willingness to get naked
[ ] experience as a contortionist

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That love scene made me join the priesthood.

My Gosh this girl is twisted!
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that's THE LOVELY GLOVELY, lady

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Stallone made Rocky in response to having the shit kicked out of him in this movie. True facts.

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Actual question for old people: was David Carradine considered hot in this time period?

If I don't get any answers here I'll make a post on /r/AskHistorians I swear

edit: thanks old people

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I see this is where the idea of Elan Ceres came from #monsterdon

"it's my modeling hand" #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Love Theme from Death Race 2000

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I can't tell what's going on in this scene because I sprained an eyeball rolling them so hard. >_> #Monsterdon

"hey, be totally naked, but make sure we don't see the part where babies come from"

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She’s very bendy.

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So, like, they are clearly not in the mood. Do they really have to? #Monsterdon

GROSS #monsterdon #deathrace2000

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 ugh. just ugh? ugh. the 70s :D

Ok, I know why they're doing it, but that spinal twist seems like screaming pain to me.

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That’s some weird kung fu… #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

She goes from zero to boobs in less than 5 seconds.

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The Dread Pirate Frankenstein #Monsterdon

@wohali And one year from Rocky! You'd think they could fight
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Whoops! Gratuitous breasts. Ah, nudity.

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Kwai Chang Kane vs Rocky!!!
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“You’ve blown your cover…” She blew it herself a bit ago, honestly…and again just now…

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who am i? nobody. yes we know.

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That is one flexible spine.

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Was that orange sauce on his face?
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Stallone is upset Frankenstein spilled spaghetti sauce on his face

Apparently yogurt is fine but marinara sauce is no bueno #Monsterdon

#monsterdon i guess this is how Stalone got the part in Rocky. How could you not cast him after seeing a fight scene like this?

Good old empera.

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Frankenstein: Folie a du (or however that is spelled)

Is that a big knife on the front of your car or are you just happy to see me?! #monsterdon

lol is that a bedroom set in the gymnasium

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Boobs! #Monsterdon

oh it's tiddy time again

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#monsterdon #DeathRace2000 lol they’re literal brownshirts

Not to reference Star Trek in two posts in a row, but this is some real Star Trek fighting #monsterdon

Ran out of quarters for the Otter Jugband Jubilee, huh Corman? #Monsterdon

He looks like he still has pasta sauce all over his face

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I guess David guarding forgot how to do Kung Fu in Rocky wasn't Rocket yet so either these guys know what the hell they're doing in the fight
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Yeah I guess you can film a fight in the garage but if you Hollywood jerks break anything we're gonna beat your legs with a wrench

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That was the sleepiest fight I've ever seen on film

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I’ve gotten #monsterdon Bingo twice in the last hour, incidentally.

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The soundtrack, in other way is very off the tone for this fight!
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oooh, right up against the styrofoam! watch it stallone, that stuff can make ya itch

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This is a poorly executed fistfight #monsterdon

This fight scene is terrible! #monsterdon

Man, he was not a good a fighter. Burgess Meredith had his work cut out for him! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol stunt double who doesn't look anything like Stallone and you see most of his face, ok movie

He was eating pasta before, that's why Joe is spitting out mouthfuls of tomato sauce. #Monsterdon

This fight scene music is certainly "a choice".
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Holy shit! Rocky is fighting Caine!

It's boxing vs Kung Fu!

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Come on, Rocky! Eye of the Tiger! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The background music is so confusing what is happening

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Sorry, was someone talking about sabo? #monsterdon

Hey Viterbo, bad touch #monsterdon