In a better movie I would have wondered why it took this long for violence to break out between the race teams

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SORRY MISTER FREEMAN

CROWBAR DENIED

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Stallone pulled that punch so hard he almost hurt himself.

The President blaming Europe and calling them enemies of the state…a movie ripped from etc etc

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 what is with this *soundtrack* for this fight??

Dont love the violence against women in this movie #deathrace2000 #monsterdon

What even the heck is this "fight" music???

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THat guy could never win a fist fight. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The music choices in this film are utterly bizarre.

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uhh Carradine and Stallone on a fight! That' awesome!
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Rocky just had his ass handed to him by a cosplayer.

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Being pedantic, they're not doing laps, they're doing legs. #Monsterdon

Stallone grabs a *very* rubbery crowbar. Waggle, waggle.

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what's going on tho

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MAN FIGHT

THE FIGHT BETWEEN MEN

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just punch him in the eye with the giant marble ring it's exactly eye socket sized

bwhahaha the choreography of the fighting

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"How does it feel to know you're going to spend the rest of your life in pain?"

Like I survived to middle age, Joe. Thanks for asking. #Monsterdon

Maybe she LIKES being choked. Ever think of THAT, Sly?

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This reminds me of the 60's Batman. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear #monsterdon

it is now Les Anges....

So it was "enemies of the people" who killed the Nazi driver, huh??

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I love the lite jazz fight music.
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Was this before or after Carridine and Stallone learned to fight?

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So... ...

These people who have incentive to kill each other and... it's ok for them to do it... can just... freely access each other's cars in a parking area with no guards around or anything?

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Mr. P blaming the french. Typical American #deathrace2000 #monsterdon

I missed the last 5-10 minutes and am now very confused. Well I started out fairly confused, so it's not like very is that much more, but still.

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Uh-oh, he's going to pull out of NATO #monsterdon

"It is no coincidence that the word 'sabotage' was invented by the French!" That's the sort of thinking that my family used growing up, and I'm very glad to be out of their brand of conspiracy theorist.

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Wait.

What happened to Old Los Angeles?

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ooooh I get it.... "Great Race".....

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Second biggest clown?
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Blaming the French! Prescient by a quarter century!

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The French were too busy with the Death Tour de France
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"Watch out for the crepe suzette" must have been a sick zinger bitd #Monsterdon

Every interior shot, whether a "restaurant" or "bedroom" or whatever, is just some hotel ballroom or conference room or hallway.

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But of course, the French. Damn Frogs. #Monsterdon

watch out for the crepe suzette. okay... (^_^)

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and this administration is turning against our allies in europe fine no problem not creepy at all

The FRENCH! I knew it! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 FREEDOM FRIES

lmao blame it on the Fr*nch

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Other countries are such a pain. #Monsterdon

Is obvious stunt double fight on the bingo card?

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Thanks Sly I was really wanting some peace and quiet too #Monsterdon

These guys really need some pocket protectors! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

the treacherous french.

i can't even make jokes with this movie. i just--

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Why is Frankenstein covering for his rogue navigator? Is this a budding love story?

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it looks like it's still the 70s in 2000 because that's exactly what happens under fascism and barbarism: regression in culture, technology, art, knowledge, philosophy, all because they exist solely to advance fascism and barbarism #monsterdon #deathrace2000

It's so weird that this Frankenstein dude seems to be the least objectionable character so far?

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why was that violin enameled in white?

Who would have thought the trick from Road Runner would work IRL!

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The government goons trying to be intimidating with a dozen Bics in their suit pockets… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Was that middle musician playing a therimin?

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That's quality acting from the government goon.

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Bringing clam sauce to a life or death fight, classic mistake. #Monsterdon

Matilda The Hun lol #Monsterdon

I thought this was #DeathRace2000, not #SexRace2000. #Monsterdon...

"SECOND biggest?!"

Seriously he's at least fifth

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Oh, “President" is his last name!

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“There are no rebels” #Monsterdon

Normally I riff a lot on these films during #monsterdon, but what could I say that's funnier than Sylvester Stallone in a fedora smearing yogurt all over his face?

@Somarasu You can tell they thought long and hard about that plan. Probably a whole five seconds! Definitely wasn't written up on the back of a napkin while eating something questionable from the seventies...

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Ball point pens of authority. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They do more futzing and yakkin than driving. Just stop, every few miles, and smush bavarian cream all over your face…

Chekhov’s [gestures wildly]

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oh yeah I remember getting those breadsticks at the italian restaurant

Albuquerque knows how to party! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 #NewMexico

It's the pocket-pen squad!

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#monsterdon "we were going to trade your life for the permanent abolition of the race"

"lol"

How many pens does he need? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

She was the best driver, anyone would have driven right through a clearly fake tunnel that even Acme would be ashamed of!!
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@OldRustBucket Yeah but I don't even see why that matters

not that I am opposed to things in this movie being entirely inexplicable

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Baby Stallone is a dick.

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We can help Mr President.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivCRqfFcqY
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Nice folly on that tire plastic drop... #Monsterdon...

THat guy needs more pens
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Oh no Frankie! Your navigator is the Church Lady's granddaughter??

Duh duh DUHHHHH

Plot twist I guess I dunno

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A Nazi being hagiographed by the mass media…a movie torn from the headlines… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

This band is...not good #monsterdon

@Violinknitter with the synth keys it also was of equal flavor the wonderful neo-romantic and neo-baroque nonsense that happened roughly postwar through the mid 60s and became camp by the 70s. #monsterdon

I love every scene with Grace Pander.
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There are no Rebels in Ba Sing Se.

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She's in the freeway in the sky knocking over the angels.. wut?

Those violinists are worse than a mariachi band #Monsterdon

Seriously expected to see Jabba the Hutt on that stage

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Hahahaha!!

I know I shouldn’t be amused by the woman reporter being “friends” with everyone she talks with and about, but I can’t help myself

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The school jazz club is surprisingly good.
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On the other hand, the fact that none of this makes any sense at all is kind of relaxing. Like, you don't have to bother following the plot because it wouldn't help anyway. #Monsterdon

ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE

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freeway in the sky lmao #monsterdon #deathrace2000

This lady is so careless w/ her friends. So many dead dear, dear friends. #Monsterdon

Wow. They kill her navigator. So she just drives over his dead body and takes off.
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#Monsterdon That's a silly plan.

A promise made under duress is no promise at all. They would have just promised to cancel the race and then not do it.

The dance party: another essential component of the race

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This movie has not really explained how the TV broadcast is following the race, but aside from that the worldbuilding is pretty much airtight.

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"He was a great dear friend of mine" #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Quick, more nudity.

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What a weird little dance party.

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Albuquerque!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oe5gaCxWOkg

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