"Watch out for the crepe suzette" must have been a sick zinger bitd #Monsterdon

Every interior shot, whether a "restaurant" or "bedroom" or whatever, is just some hotel ballroom or conference room or hallway.

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watch out for the crepe suzette. okay... (^_^)

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But of course, the French. Damn Frogs. #Monsterdon

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and this administration is turning against our allies in europe fine no problem not creepy at all

The FRENCH! I knew it! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 FREEDOM FRIES

lmao blame it on the Fr*nch

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When in doubt, blame the French

...apparently

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Other countries are such a pain. #Monsterdon

Is obvious stunt double fight on the bingo card?

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Thanks Sly I was really wanting some peace and quiet too #Monsterdon

Laughing hysterically at "it was the treacherous French" alkjdflkjasddkjf

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the treacherous french.

i can't even make jokes with this movie. i just--

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These guys really need some pocket protectors! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Why is Frankenstein covering for his rogue navigator? Is this a budding love story?

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it looks like it's still the 70s in 2000 because that's exactly what happens under fascism and barbarism: regression in culture, technology, art, knowledge, philosophy, all because they exist solely to advance fascism and barbarism #monsterdon #deathrace2000

It's so weird that this Frankenstein dude seems to be the least objectionable character so far?

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why was that violin enameled in white?

Who would have thought the trick from Road Runner would work IRL!

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The government goons trying to be intimidating with a dozen Bics in their suit pockets… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Was that middle musician playing a therimin?

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That's quality acting from the government goon.

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Matilda The Hun lol #Monsterdon

Bringing clam sauce to a life or death fight, classic mistake. #Monsterdon

I thought this was #DeathRace2000, not #SexRace2000. #Monsterdon...

"SECOND biggest?!"

Seriously he's at least fifth

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Oh, “President" is his last name!

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“There are no rebels” #Monsterdon

Normally I riff a lot on these films during #monsterdon, but what could I say that's funnier than Sylvester Stallone in a fedora smearing yogurt all over his face?

@Somarasu You can tell they thought long and hard about that plan. Probably a whole five seconds! Definitely wasn't written up on the back of a napkin while eating something questionable from the seventies...

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Ball point pens of authority. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They do more futzing and yakkin than driving. Just stop, every few miles, and smush bavarian cream all over your face…

Chekhov’s [gestures wildly]

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Albuquerque knows how to party! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 #NewMexico

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oh yeah I remember getting those breadsticks at the italian restaurant

It's the pocket-pen squad!

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#monsterdon "we were going to trade your life for the permanent abolition of the race"

"lol"

How many pens does he need? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

She was the best driver, anyone would have driven right through a clearly fake tunnel that even Acme would be ashamed of!!
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@OldRustBucket Yeah but I don't even see why that matters

not that I am opposed to things in this movie being entirely inexplicable

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Baby Stallone is a dick.

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We can help Mr President.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivCRqfFcqY
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Nice folly on that tire plastic drop... #Monsterdon...

THat guy needs more pens
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Oh no Frankie! Your navigator is the Church Lady's granddaughter??

Duh duh DUHHHHH

Plot twist I guess I dunno

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A Nazi being hagiographed by the mass media…a movie torn from the headlines… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

This band is...not good #monsterdon

@Violinknitter with the synth keys it also was of equal flavor the wonderful neo-romantic and neo-baroque nonsense that happened roughly postwar through the mid 60s and became camp by the 70s. #monsterdon

I love every scene with Grace Pander.
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There are no Rebels in Ba Sing Se.

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She's in the freeway in the sky knocking over the angels.. wut?

Those violinists are worse than a mariachi band #Monsterdon

Seriously expected to see Jabba the Hutt on that stage

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Hahahaha!!

I know I shouldn’t be amused by the woman reporter being “friends” with everyone she talks with and about, but I can’t help myself

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The school jazz club is surprisingly good.
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On the other hand, the fact that none of this makes any sense at all is kind of relaxing. Like, you don't have to bother following the plot because it wouldn't help anyway. #Monsterdon

ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE

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freeway in the sky lmao #monsterdon #deathrace2000

This lady is so careless w/ her friends. So many dead dear, dear friends. #Monsterdon

Wow. They kill her navigator. So she just drives over his dead body and takes off.
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#Monsterdon That's a silly plan.

A promise made under duress is no promise at all. They would have just promised to cancel the race and then not do it.

The dance party: another essential component of the race

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This movie has not really explained how the TV broadcast is following the race, but aside from that the worldbuilding is pretty much airtight.

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"He was a great dear friend of mine" #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Quick, more nudity.

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What a weird little dance party.

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Albuquerque!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oe5gaCxWOkg

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#monsterdon fake tunnel... I hate when that happens

"Knocking over the angels"

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#monsterdon i wonder if Frankenstein is going to have a change of heart and decide to end the death race or his navigator is gonna get wild bloodlust and become the next great racer?

Mr isn't his title, that's actually his first name. Last name President. #Monsterdon

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ugh dumb no

Y’all, the string quartet was clearly copying early Romantic music styles, and none of y’all get credit on this music listening test

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so she's gonna just stand there in front of the car while he revs it? i thought she was supposed to kill frank, not herself...

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I bet we could at least one Trump member to drive through a fake tunnel
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Silk shirt and overalls huh? #monsterdon

This broadcaster could have been right out of Laugh In. #Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou In their defense, everybody in this movie has been eating lead paint chips since birth.

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"We kill these people not because they are easy but because they are hard...."

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I guess I mean the Mouth of the President since I don't think we've seen the actual President up close, just the guy who speaks his words to the racers. #Monsterdon

"Hey Beavis, we're totally gonna score!
Hehe heheheh"

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Maybe Matilda will just get most of her cranium rebuilt..

The Resistance got really lucky. That NEVER works in the cartoon. #monsterdon

@Taweret same same

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She could have used a navigator, the explosion could have been avoided #monsterdon

"It never comes easy"

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hey it's a toddler #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Whoops, forgot to tune in! What'd I miss?

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...This entire film is full of the least believeable things to ever happen, and yet the idea that THAT would work is at the top of the list. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol was the fake tunnel entrance really necessary

"There's been an accident. An explosion." Another Man or Astro Man sample. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Oh shit! Dick Dastardly blew up!
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Carection!
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It's the Fall of the Third Reich

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Some real roadrunner vibes on that one
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She fell for that one.

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By a bizarre accident!
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helll yeah car explosion!

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that sure was a calamity #monsterdon