Well done Rebellion or w/e you fellas are. #Monsterdon

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Clearly the Coyote is buying from the wrong company
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Sic Semper Nazirella

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They got the Nazi w/ Acme ambush gear. #Monsterdon

The only good Nazis.
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AND it gets more serious music than the fish guy got.

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Oh my god the resistance are doing the wile e coyote maneuver #monsterdon

Wile E. Coyote time....

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Y’all, a roadrunner cartoon trap but IRL???

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I wonder what other movies are up to

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YES!!!! And the nazis are DOWN! As it should be!

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Frankenstein vs. ACME

She did nazi that coming. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

maybe if the left dressed like janitors we'd be doing better

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Nazis go boom

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I guess that's supposed to be a Brandenburg Concerto but it's all messed up #monsterdon

Please please paint a tunnel onto a rock wall

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Good grief, where did the Resistance learn their traps from, Acme?

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Oh my god it's an actual roadrunner gag.

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THAT'S RIGHT

SOMEONE'S GETTIN' THE ACME TREATMENT

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"You leave your navigator lying around, naturally, someone is going to run over him"

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Needs more yakkity sax. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Just shy of painting a tunnel on a rock face. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

This music is what I assume Yakety Sax would be like if it were written in 1754

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I see the Resistance is going for the Wile E. Coyote strategy. #Monsterdon

i was gonna say, are they gonna road runner this dude? WHAT is this movie???

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lmao this Looney Tunes-ass decoy

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they're doing it. they're actually doing it #monsterdon #deathrace2000

what is this fucking looney-tunes ass shit

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I bet Wyle E. Coyote is behind this stunt

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 this is some wile e coyote shit

Does the Nazi's car have a giant cannon on top they are refusing to fire?
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#monsterdon I looked away for a minute and it's all classy violin music so I'm assuming something elegant is happening

@jonny@neuromatch.social If it's just three-ish days per year, I'd expect a lot of people to just stay indoors as much as possible. Moving is expensive.

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the nazi navigator isn't _enough_ like rick moranis for me

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#monsterdon The classical music is a nice touch.

That german's car is a fucking Karmann Ghia under bondo and cardboard isn't it?

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@georgieboy He also could have just not run into the big open area with shallow water suitable to a car if he didn't want to be run over by the car.

But what do I know.

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Wait, are they going to Wile e coyote this thing? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

What's with this violin music???
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don't think there's been a single car other than the racers

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This film is like if R. Crumb wrote for Mad Magazine. #Monsterdon

@jammerb woohoo congrats! 🎉

You got a good card, it seems

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I love the unapologetic violence for its own sake. It’s refreshing.

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HAHAHAHHA YES

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@dogwelder I was wondering.
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We see the bull’s eyes as we approach the Uncanny Valley…. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

So is the guns on Machine Gun Joe car just decorative?
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they were really hopeful about the future traffic situation back in the 70s huh

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@arrjay same

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They're just driving back and forth from the San Fernando Valley to the beach.
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Was "Frankenstien"'s helmet the inspiration for Darth Vader? Discuss.
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I keep thinking one of these actors is Rick Moranis

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They should have cut this fisherman scene.
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Given that this race has been going on for a while, you would think they would be better at it. #monsterdon

Stallone’s pre-Rocky start as the underdog. #Monsterdon

@diazona that really would have been a better choice

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that loopy sound effect over the fisherman's bleeding corpse was deranged

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The wacky comedy stylings of pulping someone under a wheel. #Monsterdon

Synthety Sax.

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I didnt expect the race cars to be “driving through rocky streams” level of off-roading capable

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DON'T DROP THE TROUT, WHATEVER YOU DO

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The soundtrack really contributes to the sense of gravitas

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Really with the cartoon sound effects and silly music and all again?

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My bloodlust is fading
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this car is more durable than the cybertruck #monsterdon #deathrace2000

@funkula that is how you know it's truly a dystopian future #Monsterdon

I'm sure the car will be FINE after a creek romp.

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@Taweret Maybe standards were just lower back then?

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I’m having trouble finding things to make fun of in this cinematic kino MASTERPIECE

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A writer thought it would be great to have lengthy sections of slow-moving dialogue, instead of more action. They should just stick to the action.

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I watch all the races, that's why I'm out here fishing on only the second day of, what a three day race
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All over the outhouse. #Monsterdon

Yakety Sax plays in my head

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@diazona I think the dancing really kicked it over for me? 😂

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that's terrible back projection

She really shouldn't have tried so hard to debunk his theories for how he got ambushed. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 This reminds me so much of the movies I used to make with my friends as a teenager! Just a very loose plot, enough to hold together a bunch of low budget special effects and violence. Would have been fun as to film - less fun to watch :D

Hey, corn ball #monsterdon #deathrace2000

His car is looking awful good for having hit all those people.

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Are they saying skull or score? It keeps sounding like skull, and the closed captions think so too

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Strange how Frankenstein's scars around his right eye go away when he takes his helmet off

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he looked like he was pissing himself there for a sec
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Sure is wild how every highway in America looks exactly like roads within a few hours drive of LA #monsterdon

That guy dressed up as Frankenstein really looked like he liked being in that suit.

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Okay now roll as the car passes between you and the camera. #monsterdon sterdon

Oh because he's got bolts on his helmet. Frankenstein. Right. Got it. #Monsterdon

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so frankenstein has bolts on his helmet but he drives without his mask?

Am so distracted that Carridine just looks like a Devil Boy from Mars.

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Were they going to try to take out Frankenstein and replace him with someone else?

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So, do you think he's gonna make it? #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

There's a fauxcanstein. #monsterdon

@kshernandez Race officials, under pressure to award some points for killing race officials, choose a small score for themselves so they don't become targets.
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I'm not sure if I understand the rebel plans TBH
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I want to see what the President is doing now #monsterdon

@amyfou
I just hit the massage scene, and those Nazi jokes were cringe as hell.

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You get to now down a bunch of old congressmen? Hmm I can see how this race may appeal to some people :blobthinkingcool: #Monsterdon

ALBUQUERQUE!
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