#monsterdon fake tunnel... I hate when that happens

"Knocking over the angels"

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#monsterdon i wonder if Frankenstein is going to have a change of heart and decide to end the death race or his navigator is gonna get wild bloodlust and become the next great racer?

Mr isn't his title, that's actually his first name. Last name President. #Monsterdon

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ugh dumb no

Y’all, the string quartet was clearly copying early Romantic music styles, and none of y’all get credit on this music listening test

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so she's gonna just stand there in front of the car while he revs it? i thought she was supposed to kill frank, not herself...

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I bet we could at least one Trump member to drive through a fake tunnel
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Silk shirt and overalls huh? #monsterdon

This broadcaster could have been right out of Laugh In. #Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou In their defense, everybody in this movie has been eating lead paint chips since birth.

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"We kill these people not because they are easy but because they are hard...."

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I guess I mean the Mouth of the President since I don't think we've seen the actual President up close, just the guy who speaks his words to the racers. #Monsterdon

"Hey Beavis, we're totally gonna score!
Hehe heheheh"

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Maybe Matilda will just get most of her cranium rebuilt..

The Resistance got really lucky. That NEVER works in the cartoon. #monsterdon

@Taweret same same

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She could have used a navigator, the explosion could have been avoided #monsterdon

"It never comes easy"

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hey it's a toddler #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Whoops, forgot to tune in! What'd I miss?

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...This entire film is full of the least believeable things to ever happen, and yet the idea that THAT would work is at the top of the list. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol was the fake tunnel entrance really necessary

"There's been an accident. An explosion." Another Man or Astro Man sample. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Oh shit! Dick Dastardly blew up!
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Carection!
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It's the Fall of the Third Reich

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Some real roadrunner vibes on that one
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She fell for that one.

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By a bizarre accident!
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helll yeah car explosion!

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that sure was a calamity #monsterdon

Well done Rebellion or w/e you fellas are. #Monsterdon

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Clearly the Coyote is buying from the wrong company
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Sic Semper Nazirella

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They got the Nazi w/ Acme ambush gear. #Monsterdon

The only good Nazis.
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AND it gets more serious music than the fish guy got.

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Oh my god the resistance are doing the wile e coyote maneuver #monsterdon

I wonder what other movies are up to

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Y’all, a roadrunner cartoon trap but IRL???

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Wile E. Coyote time....

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YES!!!! And the nazis are DOWN! As it should be!

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maybe if the left dressed like janitors we'd be doing better

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She did nazi that coming. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

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Frankenstein vs. ACME

Nazis go boom

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I guess that's supposed to be a Brandenburg Concerto but it's all messed up #monsterdon

Please please paint a tunnel onto a rock wall

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Good grief, where did the Resistance learn their traps from, Acme?

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Oh my god it's an actual roadrunner gag.

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THAT'S RIGHT

SOMEONE'S GETTIN' THE ACME TREATMENT

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"You leave your navigator lying around, naturally, someone is going to run over him"

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Needs more yakkity sax. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Just shy of painting a tunnel on a rock face. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

This music is what I assume Yakety Sax would be like if it were written in 1754

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i was gonna say, are they gonna road runner this dude? WHAT is this movie???

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I see the Resistance is going for the Wile E. Coyote strategy. #Monsterdon

lmao this Looney Tunes-ass decoy

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they're doing it. they're actually doing it #monsterdon #deathrace2000

what is this fucking looney-tunes ass shit

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I bet Wyle E. Coyote is behind this stunt

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 this is some wile e coyote shit

Does the Nazi's car have a giant cannon on top they are refusing to fire?
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#monsterdon I looked away for a minute and it's all classy violin music so I'm assuming something elegant is happening

the nazi navigator isn't _enough_ like rick moranis for me

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@jonny@neuromatch.social If it's just three-ish days per year, I'd expect a lot of people to just stay indoors as much as possible. Moving is expensive.

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#monsterdon The classical music is a nice touch.

That german's car is a fucking Karmann Ghia under bondo and cardboard isn't it?

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@georgieboy He also could have just not run into the big open area with shallow water suitable to a car if he didn't want to be run over by the car.

But what do I know.

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Wait, are they going to Wile e coyote this thing? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

What's with this violin music???
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don't think there's been a single car other than the racers

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@jammerb woohoo congrats! 🎉

You got a good card, it seems

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This film is like if R. Crumb wrote for Mad Magazine. #Monsterdon

I love the unapologetic violence for its own sake. It’s refreshing.

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HAHAHAHHA YES

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@dogwelder I was wondering.
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We see the bull’s eyes as we approach the Uncanny Valley…. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

So is the guns on Machine Gun Joe car just decorative?
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they were really hopeful about the future traffic situation back in the 70s huh

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@arrjay same

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They're just driving back and forth from the San Fernando Valley to the beach.
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Was "Frankenstien"'s helmet the inspiration for Darth Vader? Discuss.
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I keep thinking one of these actors is Rick Moranis

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They should have cut this fisherman scene.
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Given that this race has been going on for a while, you would think they would be better at it. #monsterdon

Stallone’s pre-Rocky start as the underdog. #Monsterdon

@diazona that really would have been a better choice

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that loopy sound effect over the fisherman's bleeding corpse was deranged

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The wacky comedy stylings of pulping someone under a wheel. #Monsterdon

Synthety Sax.

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I didnt expect the race cars to be “driving through rocky streams” level of off-roading capable

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The soundtrack really contributes to the sense of gravitas

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Really with the cartoon sound effects and silly music and all again?

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My bloodlust is fading
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this car is more durable than the cybertruck #monsterdon #deathrace2000

@funkula that is how you know it's truly a dystopian future #Monsterdon

I'm sure the car will be FINE after a creek romp.

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