Well done Rebellion or w/e you fellas are. #Monsterdon
Clearly the Coyote is buying from the wrong company
#monsterdon
Sic Semper Nazirella
They got the Nazi w/ Acme ambush gear. #Monsterdon
The only good Nazis.
#monsterdon
AND it gets more serious music than the fish guy got.
Oh my god the resistance are doing the wile e coyote maneuver #monsterdon
Wile E. Coyote time....
Yβall, a roadrunner cartoon trap but IRL???
I wonder what other movies are up to
YES!!!! And the nazis are DOWN! As it should be!
Frankenstein vs. ACME
She did nazi that coming. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
maybe if the left dressed like janitors we'd be doing better
Nazis go boom
I guess that's supposed to be a Brandenburg Concerto but it's all messed up #monsterdon
Please please paint a tunnel onto a rock wall
Good grief, where did the Resistance learn their traps from, Acme?
Oh my god it's an actual roadrunner gag.
"You leave your navigator lying around, naturally, someone is going to run over him"
Needs more yakkity sax. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Just shy of painting a tunnel on a rock face. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
This music is what I assume Yakety Sax would be like if it were written in 1754
I see the Resistance is going for the Wile E. Coyote strategy. #Monsterdon
i was gonna say, are they gonna road runner this dude? WHAT is this movie???
lmao this Looney Tunes-ass decoy
they're doing it. they're actually doing it #monsterdon #deathrace2000
what is this fucking looney-tunes ass shit
I bet Wyle E. Coyote is behind this stunt
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 this is some wile e coyote shit
Does the Nazi's car have a giant cannon on top they are refusing to fire?
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
#monsterdon I looked away for a minute and it's all classy violin music so I'm assuming something elegant is happening
@jonny@neuromatch.social If it's just three-ish days per year, I'd expect a lot of people to just stay indoors as much as possible. Moving is expensive.
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
the nazi navigator isn't _enough_ like rick moranis for me
#monsterdon The classical music is a nice touch.
That german's car is a fucking Karmann Ghia under bondo and cardboard isn't it?
@georgieboy He also could have just not run into the big open area with shallow water suitable to a car if he didn't want to be run over by the car.
But what do I know.
Wait, are they going to Wile e coyote this thing? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
What's with this violin music???
#monsterdon #deathrace2000
don't think there's been a single car other than the racers
This film is like if R. Crumb wrote for Mad Magazine. #Monsterdon
I love the unapologetic violence for its own sake. Itβs refreshing.
HAHAHAHHA YES
@dogwelder I was wondering.
#Monsterdon
We see the bullβs eyes as we approach the Uncanny Valleyβ¦. #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
So is the guns on Machine Gun Joe car just decorative?
#monsterdon
they were really hopeful about the future traffic situation back in the 70s huh
@arrjay same
They're just driving back and forth from the San Fernando Valley to the beach.
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Was "Frankenstien"'s helmet the inspiration for Darth Vader? Discuss.
#Monsterdon
I keep thinking one of these actors is Rick Moranis
They should have cut this fisherman scene.
#Monsterdon
Given that this race has been going on for a while, you would think they would be better at it. #monsterdon
Stalloneβs pre-Rocky start as the underdog. #Monsterdon
@diazona that really would have been a better choice
that loopy sound effect over the fisherman's bleeding corpse was deranged
The wacky comedy stylings of pulping someone under a wheel. #Monsterdon
Synthety Sax.
I didnt expect the race cars to be βdriving through rocky streamsβ level of off-roading capable
DON'T DROP THE TROUT, WHATEVER YOU DO
The soundtrack really contributes to the sense of gravitas
Really with the cartoon sound effects and silly music and all again?
My bloodlust is fading
#monsterdon #deathrace2000
this car is more durable than the cybertruck #monsterdon #deathrace2000
@funkula that is how you know it's truly a dystopian future #Monsterdon
I'm sure the car will be FINE after a creek romp.
@Taweret Maybe standards were just lower back then?
Iβm having trouble finding things to make fun of in this cinematic kino MASTERPIECE
A writer thought it would be great to have lengthy sections of slow-moving dialogue, instead of more action. They should just stick to the action.
I watch all the races, that's why I'm out here fishing on only the second day of, what a three day race
#monsterdon
All over the outhouse. #Monsterdon
Yakety Sax plays in my head
@diazona I think the dancing really kicked it over for me? π
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that's terrible back projection
She really shouldn't have tried so hard to debunk his theories for how he got ambushed. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 This reminds me so much of the movies I used to make with my friends as a teenager! Just a very loose plot, enough to hold together a bunch of low budget special effects and violence. Would have been fun as to film - less fun to watch :D
Hey, corn ball #monsterdon #deathrace2000
His car is looking awful good for having hit all those people.
Are they saying skull or score? It keeps sounding like skull, and the closed captions think so too
Strange how Frankenstein's scars around his right eye go away when he takes his helmet off
he looked like he was pissing himself there for a sec
#monsterdon
Sure is wild how every highway in America looks exactly like roads within a few hours drive of LA #monsterdon
That guy dressed up as Frankenstein really looked like he liked being in that suit.
Okay now roll as the car passes between you and the camera. #monsterdon sterdon
Oh because he's got bolts on his helmet. Frankenstein. Right. Got it. #Monsterdon
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so frankenstein has bolts on his helmet but he drives without his mask?
Am so distracted that Carridine just looks like a Devil Boy from Mars.
Were they going to try to take out Frankenstein and replace him with someone else?
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So, do you think he's gonna make it? #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 ποΈ π₯
There's a fauxcanstein. #monsterdon
@kshernandez Race officials, under pressure to award some points for killing race officials, choose a small score for themselves so they don't become targets.
#monsterdon
@Somarasu
I'm not sure if I understand the rebel plans TBH
#monsterdon
I want to see what the President is doing now #monsterdon
@amyfou
I just hit the massage scene, and those Nazi jokes were cringe as hell.
You get to now down a bunch of old congressmen? Hmm I can see how this race may appeal to some people :blobthinkingcool: #Monsterdon
ALBUQUERQUE!
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000