It depends upon whether you take the left turn, just ask bugs bunny

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Paul Lynde called and he wants his leisure suit back from Junior Bruce. #Monsterdon

Year 2000 technology did not extend to GPS maps—the navigators are carrying books. #Monsterdon

is this...fakenstein?

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"To show me she loves me" - "lovED" surely

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Oh hey, 70's Fred Armisen

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Old congressman chained up in the road you say? #deathrace2000 #monsterdon

Ah yes, it's the revolution headed by Alice B. Toke-less

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Wait, Nick Fury is in this movie? #Monsterdon

@diazona We should do a science for this!

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The farther west we go, the fewer targets there will be. That's good advice for anyone. #Monsterdon

“I GOT DUPED BUT I’M NO SCHMUCK!” #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Unlimited skull possibility?

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If any of this made any sense I'd be wondering how the race officials didn't think to exempt themselves from being targets

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I am confused. Playing in the road during a death race seems bad.
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It's amazing how much of America's roadways look like Southern California.
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But……. why? #monsterdon

I don't want no schmucks...

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@nev quality xD

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Nope Joe. You're a schmuck. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I really hope they don’t try to muck this up with a plot. #Monsterdon

You would, in fact, be a schmuck.

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🛎️ "Schmuck" count: 3

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Damn that severing by manhole is uh severe #Monsterdon

@Somarasu LOL!! Yeah, they cheaped out, there. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

How hard is it to backflip when getting hit by a car, I wonder?

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lolol, they closed it after him. sucks to be you.

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Yes combing your hair, that makes it better

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@Taweret That’s the whole 70s movie aesthetic.

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bow chicka wow wow #monsterdon #deathrace2000

#monsterdon only 50 points?!

What the fuck is with those outfits?

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Live fast die young! ... I think they didn't live fast enough.

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now here's three generations of douchebag?

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Laurie was the only person in this film I liked. #Monsterdon

Where are the teens? That's where the points are

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Press F to pay respects

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Insane Clown Posse - Preacher Killers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv1kXifzrTg

"MR. P LOVES YOU"

what

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Whatever they replaced his cock with won't be as awesome as the one used by Charles Dance in Space Truckers. #Monsterdon

I hope someone tries to paint a tunnel on a rock.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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@ricci @Taweret 😆#Monsterdon

@hollie 😂

TBH I had been thinking of that as the worst movie more than the weirdest, but you may have a point

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Stallone is giving us his all in this one. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

The fur on Joe's navigator's helmet is killing me. Why?

A giant paper mache bayonet? No problem. A vaguely dragon themed speed buggy? Sure, bring it.

But why is her helmet covered in fur?! #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon

Frankenstein should break kayfabe he is about the most boring person imaginable when he does #Monsterdon

Death Race culture will eat itself. #Monsterdon

50 points seems like way too little #monsterdon #deathrace2000

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I have to give them something to talk about it. It's my duty to the nation.. **runs over a priest**

@arrjay Socks? no way! Mask? Ok.
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Ironically, the bipartisan party is a third party that splits the ticket. #Monsterdon

@Taweret I wonder what Godzilla is up to

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convince me this entire movie wasn't based on a couple of writers being high as fuck and thinking Jesus Chrysler was hilarious.

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Fifty points for the deacon!

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"Religious personalities" is a concept we need to adopt, like "Faith Influencer"

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They just passed like 200 spectators. Missed opportunity.

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*runs over the pope* I'm the Frankenstein, gotta love me

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its like this is an experimental film designed to make the audience think they're having a stroke

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@JoeWynne Oh wow! HAhaha

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He killed the Pope so now I like Frankenstein #Monsterdon

Subtext: They replaced his dong

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As my mother would say, if you are in the middle of the road you get run over
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So Fake Pope is now dead??? #Monsterdon

Jesus Chrisler! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Frankenstein kills the deacon!

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"Wait a minute and I'll show you" and then he pulls a bottle-opener corkscrew out of his nose #monsterdon

Chrysler!!!

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⁉️ DEATH TRIVIA 2000🪦🚗🏁

👀 Necessity of Nudity Part 2

Stallone also complained to Corman about having to "lose his towel" and Corman said he didn't have to.

Collins was told later that Corman believed that his main audience wanted to see to see naked women, not men.

(For an opposing view, see Heated Rivalry series fan comments)

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Let’s go back to not making sense on the road please. #monsterdon

@Taweret Fanservice #monsterdon

@paco 😆
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I can't believe he could deliver that cyborg wiener line with a straight face, like how many takes did they need before people stopped laughing

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He left the glove so he has an excuse to come back tomorrow. #Monsterdon

"it's FRANKENSCHTEEN!!!" #monsterdon #deathrace2000

@paco THE MASK STAYS ON.

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Ah, another seventies trope, the smooth transition from schlocky sci-fi into soft core porn and back. So casual, too. #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon

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oh my those leather underpants

Flutes tell me everything is going to be ok

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@Taweret Well, could be DC he was very creepy and I still dont know why folks thought he was handsome. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

#Monsterdon I guess it's a clever reveal that Frankenstein actually has a perfect body with no scars.

More clever than terrible make-up I guess.

They're arguing about something (fuck knows what). He takes off the mask.

He goes off-screen to take off his clothes. He comes back on screen with just underwear...and the mask.
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No one:

This movie: ( o )( o )

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okay but what's going on

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Fanclub girl: "Press me to pay respects"

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She should dance by standing on his feet #monsterdon

#monsterdon lol they're really fetishizing Carradine's body to a bizarre degree, should this've been a different actor

Oh, sorry, Timothy Leary is the national priest.

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Seriously, how many bedrooms come with entrances with a crash bar?

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Mel Brooks did the "frankenstein has a big dick" joke way better.

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Mr. man dances naked, wearing one glove and a mask. It really sets the mood.
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AW YEAH, PROSTHETIC PENIS #Monsterdon

Is this a dancing movie?

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This is decidedly un-monklike behavior, grasshopper. #Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @apLundell I assumed it was for spelling out his name on their chests? Like she was chosen to be the first so she got the F.

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This is like some early #ThePurge level shit.

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Swiss Utility Cock. #Monsterdon

wow, she reveals his face as he reveals her boobs. poetry.

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Love is a many splendoured thing... unless you look like David Carradine when you undress

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Frank's face comes off with a schluuuuurp #Monsterdon