@Taweret Maybe standards were just lower back then?

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I’m having trouble finding things to make fun of in this cinematic kino MASTERPIECE

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A writer thought it would be great to have lengthy sections of slow-moving dialogue, instead of more action. They should just stick to the action.

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I watch all the races, that's why I'm out here fishing on only the second day of, what a three day race
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All over the outhouse. #Monsterdon

Yakety Sax plays in my head

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@diazona I think the dancing really kicked it over for me? 😂

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that's terrible back projection

She really shouldn't have tried so hard to debunk his theories for how he got ambushed. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 This reminds me so much of the movies I used to make with my friends as a teenager! Just a very loose plot, enough to hold together a bunch of low budget special effects and violence. Would have been fun as to film - less fun to watch :D

Hey, corn ball #monsterdon #deathrace2000

His car is looking awful good for having hit all those people.

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Are they saying skull or score? It keeps sounding like skull, and the closed captions think so too

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Strange how Frankenstein's scars around his right eye go away when he takes his helmet off

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he looked like he was pissing himself there for a sec
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Oh because he's got bolts on his helmet. Frankenstein. Right. Got it. #Monsterdon

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so frankenstein has bolts on his helmet but he drives without his mask?

Am so distracted that Carridine just looks like a Devil Boy from Mars.

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Were they going to try to take out Frankenstein and replace him with someone else?

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@kcarr2015 #Monsterdon🚔🤸‍♂️🩸🚘🤸‍♂️🩸🚖🤸‍♂️🩸😱

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So, do you think he's gonna make it? #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

@kshernandez Race officials, under pressure to award some points for killing race officials, choose a small score for themselves so they don't become targets.
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@Somarasu

I'm not sure if I understand the rebel plans TBH
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I want to see what the President is doing now #monsterdon

@amyfou
I just hit the massage scene, and those Nazi jokes were cringe as hell.

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You get to now down a bunch of old congressmen? Hmm I can see how this race may appeal to some people :blobthinkingcool: #Monsterdon

ALBUQUERQUE!
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Year 2000 technology did not extend to GPS maps—the navigators are carrying books. #Monsterdon

Oh hey, 70's Fred Armisen

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"To show me she loves me" - "lovED" surely

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Old congressman chained up in the road you say? #deathrace2000 #monsterdon

Ah yes, it's the revolution headed by Alice B. Toke-less

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Wait, Nick Fury is in this movie? #Monsterdon

@diazona We should do a science for this!

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The farther west we go, the fewer targets there will be. That's good advice for anyone. #Monsterdon

“I GOT DUPED BUT I’M NO SCHMUCK!” #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Unlimited skull possibility?

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If any of this made any sense I'd be wondering how the race officials didn't think to exempt themselves from being targets

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I am confused. Playing in the road during a death race seems bad.
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It's amazing how much of America's roadways look like Southern California.
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But……. why? #monsterdon

I don't want no schmucks...

#monsterdon

@nev quality xD

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Nope Joe. You're a schmuck. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I really hope they don’t try to muck this up with a plot. #Monsterdon

You would, in fact, be a schmuck.

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🛎️ "Schmuck" count: 3

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Damn that severing by manhole is uh severe #Monsterdon

@Somarasu LOL!! Yeah, they cheaped out, there. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

How hard is it to backflip when getting hit by a car, I wonder?

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lolol, they closed it after him. sucks to be you.

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Yes combing your hair, that makes it better

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@Taweret That’s the whole 70s movie aesthetic.

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bow chicka wow wow #monsterdon #deathrace2000

#monsterdon only 50 points?!

What the fuck is with those outfits?

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Live fast die young! ... I think they didn't live fast enough.

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now here's three generations of douchebag?

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Laurie was the only person in this film I liked. #Monsterdon

Where are the teens? That's where the points are

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Press F to pay respects

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Insane Clown Posse - Preacher Killers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv1kXifzrTg

"MR. P LOVES YOU"

what

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Whatever they replaced his cock with won't be as awesome as the one used by Charles Dance in Space Truckers. #Monsterdon

I hope someone tries to paint a tunnel on a rock.

#monsterdon

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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@ricci @Taweret 😆#Monsterdon

@hollie 😂

TBH I had been thinking of that as the worst movie more than the weirdest, but you may have a point

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Stallone is giving us his all in this one. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

The fur on Joe's navigator's helmet is killing me. Why?

A giant paper mache bayonet? No problem. A vaguely dragon themed speed buggy? Sure, bring it.

But why is her helmet covered in fur?! #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon

Frankenstein should break kayfabe he is about the most boring person imaginable when he does #Monsterdon

Death Race culture will eat itself. #Monsterdon

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I have to give them something to talk about it. It's my duty to the nation.. **runs over a priest**

50 points seems like way too little #monsterdon #deathrace2000

@arrjay Socks? no way! Mask? Ok.
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@Taweret I wonder what Godzilla is up to

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Ironically, the bipartisan party is a third party that splits the ticket. #Monsterdon

convince me this entire movie wasn't based on a couple of writers being high as fuck and thinking Jesus Chrysler was hilarious.

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Fifty points for the deacon!

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"Religious personalities" is a concept we need to adopt, like "Faith Influencer"

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They just passed like 200 spectators. Missed opportunity.

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*runs over the pope* I'm the Frankenstein, gotta love me

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Subtext: They replaced his dong

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@JoeWynne Oh wow! HAhaha

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He killed the Pope so now I like Frankenstein #Monsterdon

As my mother would say, if you are in the middle of the road you get run over
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So Fake Pope is now dead??? #Monsterdon

Jesus Chrisler! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Frankenstein kills the deacon!

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"Wait a minute and I'll show you" and then he pulls a bottle-opener corkscrew out of his nose #monsterdon

Chrysler!!!

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⁉️ DEATH TRIVIA 2000🪦🚗🏁

👀 Necessity of Nudity Part 2

Stallone also complained to Corman about having to "lose his towel" and Corman said he didn't have to.

Collins was told later that Corman believed that his main audience wanted to see to see naked women, not men.

(For an opposing view, see Heated Rivalry series fan comments)

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Let’s go back to not making sense on the road please. #monsterdon

@Taweret Fanservice #monsterdon

@paco 😆
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I can't believe he could deliver that cyborg wiener line with a straight face, like how many takes did they need before people stopped laughing

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He left the glove so he has an excuse to come back tomorrow. #Monsterdon

"it's FRANKENSCHTEEN!!!" #monsterdon #deathrace2000

@paco THE MASK STAYS ON.

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Ah, another seventies trope, the smooth transition from schlocky sci-fi into soft core porn and back. So casual, too. #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon