Frankie sure warmed up to his navigator pretty quickly!

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Wow and I thought the Star Wars Special was the weirdest movie we ever watched

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⁉️ DEATH TRIVIA 2000🪦🚗🏁

👀 Necessity of Nudity Part 1

Roberta Collins (Matilda "The Hun") was tired of having to do nude scenes in movies, and fought with Corman over having to "lose" her towel during the massage scene.

Corman would not budge. Mary Woronov ("Calamity Jane" Kelly) did not even bother asking.

@hollie

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vintage drugs are needed to make sense of this movie #Monsterdon

Frankenstein scores!
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what dance is that tho and why is wearing leather underpants?

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Ah, the twirly dance of seduction!!

@JoeyBoughtACola Can we say it needs less of everything

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now THIS part has me saying 'wtf is going on????' #monsterdon #deathrace2000

every 5 minutes i keep saying to myself:
"what the fuck is this movie?"
and it only keeps getting weirder

#monsterdon

Hotel rooms in the future we have double push doors
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This is why I can't get dates.

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How… that mask… why?

Da fuq‽

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Worst massages ever.

this scene is only serving to make me supremely uncomfortable.

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wait

WAIT

is this a Phantom of The Opera?

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“Good thing this bedroom that looks like a gallery in an art museum gives us so much space to dance in…”

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#monsterdon In in case you were wondering, yeah they really put a cartoon on a painting and called it a movie

I think they're having allegorical sex. #Monsterdon

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no but david carridine is not attractive

tfw you've got obviously perfect legs #Monsterdon

Carradine's world famous underpants dance!
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Mid-70s boobies on display, I suppose I should have expected that.

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i wonder what the death cars are up to #monsterdon #deathrace2000

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This movie needs less naked people.

We have your room ready Mr Frankenstein, just go down this hall and look for conference room C.

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Ask some more questions David Carradine, it's really making this all much more clear. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "how do you know these things?"

"From my dreams, partly, and from letters from other fans"

Ah yes, the way Tumblr analyzes media

In the year 2000 there is no furniture, just very big rooms

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#monsterdon are they shoehorning some kind of weird romance plot in a movie like this?

"Obvious perfect legs"

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Aren't they supposed to driving right now?
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This plink-plink-plink piano music is really not appropriate to this scene.

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I could do without the whole Frankenstein subplot. #monsterdon

I still keep thinking Frankenstein should have been Edgar Winter here.

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So the people with an “F” on their shirts are now wearing red hats, right?

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so she showered without getting her hair wet?

Ah, impressively uncomfortable bedroom suite, I like the choices here.

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The parasocial bit is actually pretty creepy. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@apLundell Seriously, couldn't the world-wide fan club have, like a picture of Frankenstein or, I don't know, SOMETHING other than just a big F?

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Ah, the fan club is going to assemble for Frankenstein to murder them all. That's a healthy level of devotion!

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This convention hall converted into bedroom is liminal chic #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

what is actually happening tho?

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@apLundell ​Fs in the chat #monsterdon

wtf is this room???

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@flowerpot Well hurry up racers time's a-wasting #monsterdon

Sound stage hotel room
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Meanwhile, back in the land of bare boobs... #Monsterdon

we believe in you MORALLY
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"goodnight, Mr frankenstein"

#monsterdon

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Mr. Frankenstein, your moon is in Gemini, so you're gonna win this thing.

so this girl is gonna be the one in the middle of the road instead then?

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@Zerofactorial I'd allow it.
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Was Scorpius’s character design on Farscape inspired by Frankenstein?

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How DO you know these things, Laurie? Oh, astrology, okay, that explains it. #Monsterdon

This fan of Frankenstein's has a black belt in cock sucking. She's wearing it. #Monsterdon

Wow, I am just not coming up with good riffs tonight. The Owlbear is off their game.

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nothing makes sense anymore

“How do you know these things?” “I’m a nosy superfan, sir.”

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#Monsterdon When I have a world-wide fan club, I expect them to get better uniforms than a T-shirt with white tape.

Are they allowed to kill the massage therapists for points? #monsterdon

She has some wild fanfic she wants you to read

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Hey everyone, F is here! #monsterdon

This opens up new possibilities for what "hand on stick" means on the bingo card

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WTF?!
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Frankenstein is basically Dangeresque #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I could really do without the awful whine noise constant in this scene... Ugh, didn't they do sound editing?

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@paco oh. hmm. i guess I don't think they technically have to be clothed. hmm.

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LOOMING IN THE HALLWAYS

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And he really knows how to hit a lady. Bleh.
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That scene was exceedingly fucked up. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 i hope joe viterbo dies

I bet Devil Girl's captured males are dressed like "Frankenstein"

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these masseurs are not doing a good job

Nazi toplessness 27 minutes in #monsterdon

He can't get a massage, it's too hard to take his clothes off with all those zippers

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Well that was a Bechdel pass?
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This Frankenstein dude looks like a Porn Vader
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They are now getting naked massages?
Weren't they driving in a race or something?
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For all his lack of acting prowess, Stallone DOES have a pretty nice body. #Monsterdon

Is hitting a woman in all his contracts or something?

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bwahahah, he said i'll run you over if you're that curious. hilarious.

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Hey maybe the resistance can cement themselves to the road. #Monsterdon

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the nazi jokes are uncomfortable

Saay… Maybe this isn’t so bad after all! #Monsterdon

this is some very unsexy nudity but the 70s had a knack for unsexy nudity

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Oh a final solution joke, that's refreshing.

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lmao at subtitles capitalizing the R in Rubdown. #monsterdon

Wait, tell us more about the cowgirl problem you ladies are having #Monsterdon

Bare breasts, and strategically attached hairdo.

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This is definitely a Happy Ending operation #Monsterdon

I stepped away to grab a drink, and what did I return to? Naked massages?

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 this is a surprising amount of sustained nudity

I can only assume the naked massages are part of the race

What is it, like 20 points for every exposed butt?

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NAKED GIRL FIGHT! #Monsterdon

Annd bewbs. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

She looks like she could be principal of a rock n' roll high school.
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Is that Grace Pander in the flowing orange dress? Yes, yes it is.
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Hair censorship! lol! #monsterdon

Really the thing they got the most wrong about the year 2000 is those video recorder backpacks. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000