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oh my those leather underpants

Flutes tell me everything is going to be ok

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@Taweret Well, could be DC he was very creepy and I still dont know why folks thought he was handsome. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

#Monsterdon I guess it's a clever reveal that Frankenstein actually has a perfect body with no scars.

More clever than terrible make-up I guess.

They're arguing about something (fuck knows what). He takes off the mask.

He goes off-screen to take off his clothes. He comes back on screen with just underwear...and the mask.
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okay but what's going on

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No one:

This movie: ( o )( o )

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Fanclub girl: "Press me to pay respects"

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She should dance by standing on his feet #monsterdon

Oh, sorry, Timothy Leary is the national priest.

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Seriously, how many bedrooms come with entrances with a crash bar?

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Mel Brooks did the "frankenstein has a big dick" joke way better.

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Mr. man dances naked, wearing one glove and a mask. It really sets the mood.
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Is this a dancing movie?

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@nazokiyoubinbou @apLundell I assumed it was for spelling out his name on their chests? Like she was chosen to be the first so she got the F.

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This is decidedly un-monklike behavior, grasshopper. #Monsterdon

This is like some early #ThePurge level shit.

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Swiss Utility Cock. #Monsterdon

wow, she reveals his face as he reveals her boobs. poetry.

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Love is a many splendoured thing... unless you look like David Carradine when you undress

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Frank's face comes off with a schluuuuurp #Monsterdon

Frankie sure warmed up to his navigator pretty quickly!

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Wow and I thought the Star Wars Special was the weirdest movie we ever watched

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⁉️ DEATH TRIVIA 2000🪦🚗🏁

👀 Necessity of Nudity Part 1

Roberta Collins (Matilda "The Hun") was tired of having to do nude scenes in movies, and fought with Corman over having to "lose" her towel during the massage scene.

Corman would not budge. Mary Woronov ("Calamity Jane" Kelly) did not even bother asking.

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vintage drugs are needed to make sense of this movie #Monsterdon

Frankenstein scores!
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Ah, the twirly dance of seduction!!

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what dance is that tho and why is wearing leather underpants?

@JoeyBoughtACola Can we say it needs less of everything

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now THIS part has me saying 'wtf is going on????' #monsterdon #deathrace2000

every 5 minutes i keep saying to myself:
"what the fuck is this movie?"
and it only keeps getting weirder

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Hotel rooms in the future we have double push doors
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This is why I can't get dates.

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How… that mask… why?

Da fuq‽

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Worst massages ever.

this scene is only serving to make me supremely uncomfortable.

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wait

WAIT

is this a Phantom of The Opera?

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“Good thing this bedroom that looks like a gallery in an art museum gives us so much space to dance in…”

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#monsterdon In in case you were wondering, yeah they really put a cartoon on a painting and called it a movie

I think they're having allegorical sex. #Monsterdon

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no but david carridine is not attractive

tfw you've got obviously perfect legs #Monsterdon

Carradine's world famous underpants dance!
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Mid-70s boobies on display, I suppose I should have expected that.

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i wonder what the death cars are up to #monsterdon #deathrace2000

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This movie needs less naked people.

We have your room ready Mr Frankenstein, just go down this hall and look for conference room C.

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Ask some more questions David Carradine, it's really making this all much more clear. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "how do you know these things?"

"From my dreams, partly, and from letters from other fans"

Ah yes, the way Tumblr analyzes media

#monsterdon are they shoehorning some kind of weird romance plot in a movie like this?

"Obvious perfect legs"

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Aren't they supposed to driving right now?
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This plink-plink-plink piano music is really not appropriate to this scene.

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I could do without the whole Frankenstein subplot. #monsterdon

I still keep thinking Frankenstein should have been Edgar Winter here.

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So the people with an “F” on their shirts are now wearing red hats, right?

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so she showered without getting her hair wet?

Ah, impressively uncomfortable bedroom suite, I like the choices here.

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The parasocial bit is actually pretty creepy. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@apLundell Seriously, couldn't the world-wide fan club have, like a picture of Frankenstein or, I don't know, SOMETHING other than just a big F?

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Ah, the fan club is going to assemble for Frankenstein to murder them all. That's a healthy level of devotion!

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This convention hall converted into bedroom is liminal chic #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

what is actually happening tho?

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wtf is this room???

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@apLundell ​Fs in the chat #monsterdon

@flowerpot Well hurry up racers time's a-wasting #monsterdon

Sound stage hotel room
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Meanwhile, back in the land of bare boobs... #Monsterdon

we believe in you MORALLY
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"goodnight, Mr frankenstein"

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Mr. Frankenstein, your moon is in Gemini, so you're gonna win this thing.

so this girl is gonna be the one in the middle of the road instead then?

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@Zerofactorial I'd allow it.
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Was Scorpius’s character design on Farscape inspired by Frankenstein?

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How DO you know these things, Laurie? Oh, astrology, okay, that explains it. #Monsterdon

This fan of Frankenstein's has a black belt in cock sucking. She's wearing it. #Monsterdon

Wow, I am just not coming up with good riffs tonight. The Owlbear is off their game.

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“How do you know these things?” “I’m a nosy superfan, sir.”

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nothing makes sense anymore

#Monsterdon When I have a world-wide fan club, I expect them to get better uniforms than a T-shirt with white tape.

She has some wild fanfic she wants you to read

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Hey everyone, F is here! #monsterdon

This opens up new possibilities for what "hand on stick" means on the bingo card

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WTF?!
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Frankenstein is basically Dangeresque #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I could really do without the awful whine noise constant in this scene... Ugh, didn't they do sound editing?

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@paco oh. hmm. i guess I don't think they technically have to be clothed. hmm.

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LOOMING IN THE HALLWAYS

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And he really knows how to hit a lady. Bleh.
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That scene was exceedingly fucked up. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 i hope joe viterbo dies

I bet Devil Girl's captured males are dressed like "Frankenstein"

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these masseurs are not doing a good job

Nazi toplessness 27 minutes in #monsterdon

He can't get a massage, it's too hard to take his clothes off with all those zippers

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This Frankenstein dude looks like a Porn Vader
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They are now getting naked massages?
Weren't they driving in a race or something?
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For all his lack of acting prowess, Stallone DOES have a pretty nice body. #Monsterdon

Is hitting a woman in all his contracts or something?

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bwahahah, he said i'll run you over if you're that curious. hilarious.

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