Guess Stallone didn't want to use up bullets #monsterdon
would be enjoying this more if i was a 1970βs trucker high on hillbilly meth #Monsterdon
Oh it's THAT kind of a pit stop #Monsterdon
"... a dear, dear friend of mine ..."
More great co-workers on the ladder.
Although I'm wondering how they know who's scoring points and how.
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you know this is some weird anachronism of a race because they didn't simply replace the cars in a 12-hr pitstop.
@blue
Announcers: The race is today!
Me: (lock door)
#monsterdon
That doesnt look like STL in #deathrace2000 #monsterdon
More parallels with Glaser's Running Man, with the resistance and the use of media, but a lot of that kind of commentary in the air in seventies sci-fi. #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon
Decaffeinated!
And the oscar for best use of watermelon goes to⦠#Monsterdon
Erik Estrada?
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000
I love how the video quality lets you see the woodgrain on his giant car-hood sword.
Machine Gun Joe, proud purveyor of fanserviceβ¦.
I'm starting to wonder if the real Death Race is the random bystanders scrambling into the road along the way
Stallone is so young! #Monsterdon
Geeze Roger that was a bit much. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Did they seriously... just play a cartoon sound effect?
@moira well they messed with the 70's styles , but they got right with something
#monsterdon #deathrace2000
I can't tell what the race portion of the event is supposed to be.
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
okay JESUS CHRYSLER is pretty good
I would simply not go outside during the race? it would be easy? for me? what am I missing?
why did they raise that blockade? they could have just blocked it with their bellbottom pants.
#monsterdon dropping Truman in that list is..a choice. Especially when protesting needless slaughter of innocents.
Wait, we started on the East Coast??? With the famous palm
trees of NYC?? #Monsterdon
JESUS CHRYSLER!
βItβs the only standard of excellence leftβ #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Awarding dead bull parts to the bullfighter is f-ing disgusting and I did not know this. Jesus Christ.
Frankenstein's outfit is banned in 17 states as being phallus cosplay.
#monsterdon Road... race, or... rape? I... uhβ¦ subtitles suggest... probably not what you'd want to... I mean, the road... somewhat... abrasive...uhhβ¦
Adds spice to the race
#monsterdon
Jesus Chrysler!
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000
The Resistance is led by the Church Lady they're DOOMED #Monsterdon
DO those cars have chat gpt?
"I have no information."
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000
Why are the racers listening to the TV
She talks about a 50 inch television like it's a ridiculous notion #monsterdon
Kudos to the script writer that wrote the βAs we all knowβ line.
Tell, donβt show!
Is the Nazi talking to Grok? #Monsterdon
it's bc we didn't use her dollar coins enough.
i like the drawn-on widows peak #monsterdon #deathrace2000
The Bipartisan Party is still a bit on the nose. #Monsterdon
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and Harry Truman?
@trixter lol my thoughts exactly
Just Max Headroom the broadcast by the resistance #monsterdon
Thomasina Paine, oh it hurts
Susan B. Anthony is disappointed in us. #Monsterdon
Go get 'em, granny.
Ohhh Thomasina Paine, like that Thomas Paine pest. #Monsterdon
If I were to just, say, jump in a few minutes, would I be confused, and would that matter? Has the plot of a #monsterdon movie ever mattered?
Corrupt regime. Tracks.
Thomasina Paine huh
A NEW OCTOPHONIC SOUND SPECTACULAR
thomasina paine. i... these jokes kinda write themselves, don't they.
it's just common sense #monsterdon
"The age of obedience is over!"
Jennifer Coolidge as Grace Pander π
for anyone confused, it's nancy grace and AOC #monsterdon #deathrace2000
"Quickly, men! Pretend to turn dials!" #Monsterdon
Paine: βAre you doing your sabotage, even though I told you not to?β Resistance Leader: βHELL YES!β Paine: βHELL YES!β
#Monsterdon It seems like the 1970s loved the "What if TV went too far?!?" plotline.
FRANKENSTEIN!
#monsterdon #deathrace2000
I want to be the Jacob's Ladder operator. #Monsterdon
i think we're supposed to be on the side of the whole resistance but really i'm just on the side of that Susan B Anthony broad #monsterdon
The infant was a plastique dolly #monsterdon
mmmmm bet they can make a lot of jam with all that heavy industry equipment
@JoeWynne #Monsterdonππ€ΈββοΈπ©Έππ€ΈββοΈπ©Έππ€ΈββοΈπ©Έπ±
OH NO THIS MOVIE SET UP THE EXPLODING BABY DOLLS IN THAT JACKIE CHAN MOVIE WITH THE HEADQUARTERS IN THE GIANT PINEAPPLE AND THE DANGEROUSLY POINTY FRUIT @jivens
Ah-cah-pool-coh! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000
@jonny yes but why are the pedestrians OUT THERE #monsterdon
Boom goes the dynamite! #monsterdon
The giant flag had twin babies
And Cobra Kai is out of it. #Monsterdon
Okay, but tires don't squeel on dirt.
BABY BOMB! BOMB BABY! :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon
Ms Payne is an apt metaphor for liberals and NPIC leadership in revolutionary organizations.
"You know how fast those Boy Scouts move?"
I honestly have nothing to add, this is all hilarious and perfect
I really really just have to ask...
Why don't any of these pedestrians the drivers are aiming at just, you know, stand next to a tree and then move at the last moment?
Although that explosive baby was a good one I admit.
baby go boom-boom
Wait, were twenty minutes into #Monsterdon, arenβt we?
Hahahaahaha! That's what ya evil ssa get! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 ποΈ π₯
Baby Bomb!
this movie is amazing, i don't even know what to say, peoples.
hahahah, Mrs Pander
I don't understand the politics of this setting but I am deeply grateful to the costume department. #Monsterdon
YASSSS it was about time for a good explosion
this is the real trans agenda #monsterdon #deathrace2000
The Bull Fighter looked like a Wish General Zod. Lot of Wish brand actors today... #Monsterdon
Corman knew what he was doing. This gets the tone just right. #monsterdon
Bye bye, babyβ¦
Just pretend I know enough about Formula 1 to make a joke here about some famous driver, there's like a Lando or something? I think?
I Can't Believe It's Not Tits
@lysdexic There's a Resistance?
(shows how much I've been paying attention)
Operation Anti-Race, what could its objectives possibly be
these racing scnenes are very accelerated
#monsterdon
boobs #monsterdon #deathrace2000
#monsterdon wtf, just wasting time and gas on a dumbass matador wannabe?
Euthanasia Day at the Geriatrics Hospital is the name of my Tiny Tim tribute band #monsterdon #deathrace2000
Happy Euthanasia Day to those who celebrate #Monsterdon