Hey maybe the resistance can cement themselves to the road. #Monsterdon

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the nazi jokes are uncomfortable

Saay… Maybe this isn’t so bad after all! #Monsterdon

this is some very unsexy nudity but the 70s had a knack for unsexy nudity

#monsterdon

Oh a final solution joke, that's refreshing.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

lmao at subtitles capitalizing the R in Rubdown. #monsterdon

Wait, tell us more about the cowgirl problem you ladies are having #Monsterdon

Bare breasts, and strategically attached hairdo.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I stepped away to grab a drink, and what did I return to? Naked massages?

#Monsterdon

This is definitely a Happy Ending operation #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 this is a surprising amount of sustained nudity

I can only assume the naked massages are part of the race

What is it, like 20 points for every exposed butt?

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

NAKED GIRL FIGHT! #Monsterdon

Annd bewbs. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

She looks like she could be principal of a rock n' roll high school.
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Is that Grace Pander in the flowing orange dress? Yes, yes it is.
#Monsterdon

Hair censorship! lol! #monsterdon

Really the thing they got the most wrong about the year 2000 is those video recorder backpacks. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Guess Stallone didn't want to use up bullets #monsterdon

would be enjoying this more if i was a 1970’s trucker high on hillbilly meth #Monsterdon

Oh it's THAT kind of a pit stop #Monsterdon

"... a dear, dear friend of mine ..."

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

More great co-workers on the ladder.

Although I'm wondering how they know who's scoring points and how.

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orange

you know this is some weird anachronism of a race because they didn't simply replace the cars in a 12-hr pitstop.

#monsterdon

@blue
Announcers: The race is today!
Me: (lock door)
#monsterdon

That doesnt look like STL in #deathrace2000 #monsterdon

More parallels with Glaser's Running Man, with the resistance and the use of media, but a lot of that kind of commentary in the air in seventies sci-fi. #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon

Decaffeinated!

#Monsterdon

And the oscar for best use of watermelon goes to… #Monsterdon

Erik Estrada?
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Machine Gun Joe, proud purveyor of fanservice….

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I'm starting to wonder if the real Death Race is the random bystanders scrambling into the road along the way

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Stallone is so young! #Monsterdon

Geeze Roger that was a bit much. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Did they seriously... just play a cartoon sound effect?

#Monsterdon

@moira well they messed with the 70's styles , but they got right with something
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I can't tell what the race portion of the event is supposed to be.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

okay JESUS CHRYSLER is pretty good

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I would simply not go outside during the race? it would be easy? for me? what am I missing?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon dropping Truman in that list is..a choice. Especially when protesting needless slaughter of innocents.

Wait, we started on the East Coast??? With the famous palm
trees of NYC?? #Monsterdon

JESUS CHRYSLER!

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

“It’s the only standard of excellence left” #Monsterdon

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Awarding dead bull parts to the bullfighter is f-ing disgusting and I did not know this. Jesus Christ.

Frankenstein's outfit is banned in 17 states as being phallus cosplay.

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

#monsterdon Road... race, or... rape? I... uh… subtitles suggest... probably not what you'd want to... I mean, the road... somewhat... abrasive...uhh…

Adds spice to the race
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Jesus Chrysler!
#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The Resistance is led by the Church Lady they're DOOMED #Monsterdon

DO those cars have chat gpt?
"I have no information."
#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Why are the racers listening to the TV

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Kudos to the script writer that wrote the “As we all know” line.

Tell, don’t show!

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

She talks about a 50 inch television like it's a ridiculous notion #monsterdon

Is the Nazi talking to Grok? #Monsterdon

@pngwen #monsterdon

it's bc we didn't use her dollar coins enough.

i like the drawn-on widows peak #monsterdon #deathrace2000

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and Harry Truman?

The Bipartisan Party is still a bit on the nose. #Monsterdon

Just Max Headroom the broadcast by the resistance #monsterdon

@trixter lol my thoughts exactly

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Thomasina Paine, oh it hurts

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Susan B. Anthony is disappointed in us. #Monsterdon

Go get 'em, granny.

#monsterdon #deathrace2000

If I were to just, say, jump in a few minutes, would I be confused, and would that matter? Has the plot of a #monsterdon movie ever mattered?

Ohhh Thomasina Paine, like that Thomas Paine pest. #Monsterdon

Corrupt regime. Tracks.

#Monsterdon

A NEW OCTOPHONIC SOUND SPECTACULAR

#monsterdon

Thomasina Paine huh

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

thomasina paine. i... these jokes kinda write themselves, don't they.

#monsterdon

octaphonic

that's dolby 7.1

50" is pretty decent for a TV in 2000

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it's just common sense #monsterdon

"The age of obedience is over!"

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Jennifer Coolidge as Grace Pander 😍

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

for anyone confused, it's nancy grace and AOC #monsterdon #deathrace2000

"Quickly, men! Pretend to turn dials!" #Monsterdon

Paine: “Are you doing your sabotage, even though I told you not to?” Resistance Leader: “HELL YES!” Paine: “HELL YES!”

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

FRANKENSTEIN!
#monsterdon #deathrace2000

I want to be the Jacob's Ladder operator. #Monsterdon

i think we're supposed to be on the side of the whole resistance but really i'm just on the side of that Susan B Anthony broad #monsterdon

The infant was a plastique dolly #monsterdon

mmmmm bet they can make a lot of jam with all that heavy industry equipment

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@JoeWynne #Monsterdon🚔🤸‍♂️🩸🚘🤸‍♂️🩸🚖🤸‍♂️🩸😱

OH NO THIS MOVIE SET UP THE EXPLODING BABY DOLLS IN THAT JACKIE CHAN MOVIE WITH THE HEADQUARTERS IN THE GIANT PINEAPPLE AND THE DANGEROUSLY POINTY FRUIT @jivens

Ah-cah-pool-coh! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

@jonny yes but why are the pedestrians OUT THERE #monsterdon

Boom goes the dynamite! #monsterdon

The giant flag had twin babies

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

And Cobra Kai is out of it. #Monsterdon

Okay, but tires don't squeel on dirt.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

BABY BOMB! BOMB BABY! :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon

Ms Payne is an apt metaphor for liberals and NPIC leadership in revolutionary organizations.

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000

"You know how fast those Boy Scouts move?"

I honestly have nothing to add, this is all hilarious and perfect

#Monsterdon

“Go for the baby!”

LOVE IT!!!

#Monsterdon

I really really just have to ask...

Why don't any of these pedestrians the drivers are aiming at just, you know, stand next to a tree and then move at the last moment?

Although that explosive baby was a good one I admit.

#Monsterdon

Wait, were twenty minutes into #Monsterdon, aren’t we?

baby go boom-boom

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Hahahaahaha! That's what ya evil ssa get! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

this movie is amazing, i don't even know what to say, peoples.

#monsterdon

Baby Bomb!

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hahahah, Mrs Pander

#monsterdon