Dang does it ever not suck to be old?

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why the hat? this is all so confusing

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Oh, I get it, the Resistance is Anti-Racist.

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Death Race 2000: mandatory ICE training film.

@moira yeah this is the only way any of this makes sense

(by not making any sense)

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Ah yes, red tempera paint blood we all missed last week #monsterdon

Euthanasia day the geriatric hospital is like mario cart ? Boxes #monsterdon #deathrace2000

DIG THOSE CHAIRS.

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Discount Cronkite breaking in…

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@jonny @arrjay number go up #monsterdon

So is this like Golf where the lowest score wins? It seems like the easiest targets like toddlers and old people are the most points I don't get it #Monsterdon

How are these kills being broadcast?

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#monsterdon Well, a bullfighting matador in ripped trashy jeans? FINE. The car shaped like a bull? Obvious. I love the points, and this may be where my folks got their joke about vehicular manslaughter for points from. I would not be surprised at all. 1975, my birth year after all. Folks would have been in their mid-30’s…

How many hats does that guy own? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

OH YEAH i remember this part now

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"Euthanasia day at the hospital"?!
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ugh.

"Mercy hospital" in *this* post economic collapse fascist alt-future-past?

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@arrjay points!!!! #monsterdon

Ah look at these old people so happy to be run through by cars

How could you let them down

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why are they spread out across lanes tho #monsterdon #deathrace2000

BIG LINEUP TO GET KILLED

did I miss why this is done?

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He's saying "Toro!" but I'm seeing "Vaca" #monsterdon

"Euthanasia day at the hospital" a bit too on the nose after 2020

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Still not sure how he was going to beat the car with a cape TBH
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She'll be getting both ears for that one.. wut?

With this scoring system I'd forget about getting to California and get a tank and drive through retirement homes

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Seriously when does the announcer die?

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There's a lot of Bugs Bunny in this violence film

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Blah Blah health care plan, blah blah. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Euthenasia race 2000

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#monsterdon I like that Carradine got a twinkly music face reveal like he's handsome and not... David Carradine

I guess it was kinda neat

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Euthanasia 2000

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#Monsterdon I think that if I was organizing the greatest race in history, I'd get more than five drivers.

"Euthanasia day at the geriatric hospital"

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How do the drivers know that all these point values have gone up? Like how are they suppose to adjust strategy

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#monsterdon R2D2 looking pretty lithe...

Toro! #monsterdon

Wait shouldn't the people easier to hit be worth fewer points?

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I guess the plot of this movie was written before people were worried about population decline

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Just a random scruffy guy who wants to die.

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"R2-D2 try and increase the power"
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this is an era before streamers and Content Creation and all that so this guy is just bullfighting the death race for the pure hell of it #monsterdon

Was bullfighting on the bingo card? #Monsterdon

“Women are worth +10 points”

What are the odds of a Bechdel pass???

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Who ordered the picador on the track?

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Okay but the toreador is amazing

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what a gulla-bull

what a nin-cow-poop

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This is the Hunger Games but not everybody opted in. Uh. Does Janie's car have horns because she likes guys w/ red capes or

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Good old American automotive ergonomic design #monsterdon

Someone get this news anchor out of his obsidian banana chair so he can take a nap. #monsterdon

Matador vs cars, the most ancient of sports
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@Zerofactorial Especially if you count the crowd, he fired a machine gun into.
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And thus, medicare remains solvent. #Monsterdon

Olé! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

they made no effort to make it seem like not the 70s and that just kinda makes it confusing

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Mom: "Well I guess I'd better watch out, huh!?" #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Ok, I love the scoring system.

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Toddler's under twelve years? #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

I just realized what Frankenstein's car reminds me of: Bowser

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the baby graphic got me

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They gave me the Kung Fu guy face.
It was either that or Police Woman.

Toddlers under 12? Under 12 what?

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It makes no sense that the faster you can move, the fewer points you're worth.

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Toddlers under 12. Hm. #Monsterdon

wait, if the cars can "choose their own route" why are they all going to PA?

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I was curious so am reading through the body of work of the director, Paul Bartel. A lot I recognize, much of it of similar levels of schlock though most of it intentionally so for comedic effect. Also quite the list of credits as an actor, many of which I also recognize. #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon

The most exciting anchorman of all time explaining Carmageddon #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Damn those innocent bystanders for avoiding being murdered. #monsterdon

"retard the spark 4 er 3 degrees"

um, surely you kid
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The future is 1975 except day-glo I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

The lounging sports announcer is probably only brought to life for these races.
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So... dude relies on navigators to win, but just kills them off randomly himself?

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#monsterdon Vehicular manslaughter brings the... uh, laughter? Road crewman was just... digging... and that's fine, I mean, whatever, points, sure. But auto repair while running makes me think of Hans the Forklift Driver. LOL

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💸 Low Budget Film School

Don't pay for a bunch of extras when you want to show a crowd.

Like in Death Race 2000, where they used an existing race crowd at Ontario Motor Speedway (California).

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He's trying to give her a ram-air embolism through her butt.

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Rambo could win this one on points #monsterdon

Frankenstein's navigator is kinda like an R2D2
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he just wanted to see her ass #monsterdon #deathrace2000

The backstory is he didn’t want to be stabbed in the balls and run over

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c'mon corman, at least TRY not to show the mountains

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Frankenstein healed really quickly

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So that's how you retard the spark 3°

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The subtitles "Yes sir. Re: A clean hit" #monsterdon

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Get back there and retard the spark three degree... wut?

I begin to see how he goes through so many navigators. #Monsterdon

Oh, I get it. DEATH race.
I thought they were supposed to kill each other, not innocent bystanders.
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I really hope someone carries plate glass or crates of eggs in front of this Death Race

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For those curious about the real life death race with slightly less death: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannonball_Run_challenge

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Sure, that sounds like car thing, sure
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I think makeup was phoning it in when they had Carradine in the chair #monsterdon

Why does Stallone have to yell in the car and DC does not? #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 🏎️ 🎥

END ALL CONSTRUCTION

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Benjamin Moore is missing five gallons of red paint #Monsterdon

It seems like doing road construction during the deadliest road race in history is a bad plan.

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Oh, god, it’s actual David Caradine’s horrible face! #Monsterdon

"And no pain for the target"

... then why was he screaming? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #DeathRace2000 I guess making Nazi jokes in 1975 was all in good fun