F*CK CONSTRUCTION #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Well there's your R rating right there.

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Dude couldn't have been a good co-worker if they just left him to get mowed down.

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It's always good to know, that Mr P loves you.

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bwahahahahahahahahah
i-- what--- what just----

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He's showing off that he keeps his face moisturized.
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Nice animated matte painting of New York!

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 right in the crotch *oof*

I thought he'd look like Large Marge

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Gosh, I love those car designs!
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Hey you better make this left turn. You'll shave off like two miles that way.

They've literally covered hundreds of miles already. Two miles isn't going to make a difference...

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“I’m more man than machine, now.”

Frankenstein should put the mask back on. It was an improvement.

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Where the fook is Speed Racer? #Monsterdon

wait so he faked all the injuries? #monsterdon

??? is this like reverse scooby-doo villian reveal?

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is the violin music supposed to make me think david carradine is attractive???

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Disappointed teratophilia

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IT’S A FAAAAAAAAAKE #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Reverse monster reveal. Expectations violated! #monsterdon

Shouldn't these guys be off work that day? #monsterdon

@starkraving666 This script WAS written by Shakespeare.

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Oh :/ #Monsterdon

Well, he is hideous.

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looooooool #monsterdon #deathrace2000

@ramsey It's a leather glove with a lightning bolt from bottom to top

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss "most of my cranium" the most..

AAAAAAAAGH oooh swoon #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Put the mask back on! Put the mask back on! #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Seems like a good time to take his mask off.

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Racer X is looking different these days

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"You wanna see?"

YEAH! :D :D #Monsterdon

"do you ever take off that mask that still shows the most identifying features of your face" #monsterdon

I feel like Stephen King caught this at the drive in, and then wrote Running Man and The Long Walk in a single weekend.

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I'm extremely uncomfortable at what "American Indian Museum" could be. For some reason I'm not expecting it to be very respectful. #monsterdon

She mixed him a cocktail in an oil can. #Monsterdon

I fully understand why people may have an issue with much of the movie given the current US, but I will point out that this was satire and a warning and does have a payoff.

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1976 Capri Sun.

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Why, you're beautiful!
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It's time to act (picks up comically large dynamite)
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The cast of Newsies has had ENOUGH #monsterdon

#monsterdon Just gonna carry around that TNT so willy nilly huh? KABOOM anyone?

I feel like I'd have been a bit more entertained by the emcee narrating the action if I hadn't seen Stanley Tucci as Caesar Flickerman in The Hunger Games first.

Because wow, I keep thinking this guy's a Discount Caesar Flickerman.

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We have a plot, I repeat, we have a plot!

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Michael Cera in a beret. #monsterdon

The autocaptions are terrible.
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HAhahhaha "the American tradition of no holds barred" as a guy literally jumps off a bar and holds it

WELL DONE

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I love this resistance party in this movie, especially those hats
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"This is NOT the time for violence"

that is NOT what I came here for

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Having trouble posting. #monsterdon

Lieutenant Fury. "Nick" Fury, perhaps?

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I'd give David Cronenberg's Crash a whole 'nother star on letterboxd if it included a scene of the characters watching this movie

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"No holds barred."

What the hell. Is this the rebellion? #Monsterdon

Is that a silhouette of a pair of jeans on the American flag?

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So now we have a Newsie??? #Monsterdon

Coming soon to Venezuala? #Monsterdon

lol, our subtitles said "No holds Bard" #monsterdon #deathrace2000

No Holds Bard? They're my favorite band! I hope Li'l Budz is doing well!

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This President is pretty fucking spot on.

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They are not really crossing the continent, just the US. Misleading name.
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“So what are you watching tonight”

“Mario Kart crossed with Hunger Games after running through the clothing section of a 1970s department store”

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so they just close all the east/west highways in the country for this week or? #monsterdon

ANOTHER MOVIE PLOT

RUINED BY THE REAL LIFE

INTERSTATE HIGHWAY SYSTEM

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I guess a futurewar turned the part of Jersey right outside thee Lincoln Tunnel into Southern California? #monsterdon

#monsterdon World Crash of 1979. Just gonna crap all over Carter huh? Well, I hate to say this, but right after this dystopia, was Ronnie. I lived it, and I'm also glad he's very very dead. That’s kinda where our world went all to shit kids. Ronnie. Fucking Ronnie.

#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 this movie is like mario kart for the mirror universe

Alright and hey, hey, hey! #monsterdon

Congestion pricing is really working out for the Big Apple #monsterdon

LOLOMGWTFBBQ that beret.
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All car races should be filmed at 18FPS and played at 24 #Monsterdon

The cast of Newsies is mad.
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so, our """buddy""" gets run over horribly by the end of this film, right? ... right?

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Leaving the ... ahem ... Lincoln Tunnel

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@ricci @tuckerm That explains....a lot.
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The Howard Cosell delivery is on point

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Let's just assume that map is in real time

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So this is just Wacky Racers but somehow even MORE annoying. #Monsterdon

I guess it's only the one or two.

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Gotta love the miniature shots! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I think I'd take Interstate 10.
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Huh, a cybertruck. Well, that's about right

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i'm not sure why yall are confused about what's going on. it's a death race. in 2000. that's literally it #monsterdon #deathrace2000

Awww man don't speed down the freeway with a lit cigar in your mouth, ask me how I know

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the cars are consistent with my stereotype of a 13 yo boy's dream-car-drawn-on-the-peechee and obv frankencar is the best

@tuckerm from wikipedia:

Complications during Stallone's birth forced his mother's obstetricians to use two pairs of forceps while delivering him, accidentally severing a nerve in the process.[25][26] This caused paralysis of the lower left side of his face (including parts of his lip, tongue, and chin) which gave him his signature snarling look and slurred speech.[26][27] As a result, he was bullied in his childhood, with which he coped by getting into bodybuilding and acting.[

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You know, in a race across the entire US, vieing for first place this early is mind-blowingly pointless.

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This film was NOTORIOUS with the 70s/80s morality brigade as being as "bad" for humanity as explicit lyrics and violent video games.

Now, it just seems quaint.

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Ahh yes… we all know that the Lincoln Tunnel exits to Southern California.

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"Harsh insult" is on the bingo card...

"insult", check

"harsh", not so much

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The arcade race music is mixed way too low.

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I don't think the other end of the Lincoln tunnel looks like that #monsterdon

American Graffiti but everybody has a budget from Car Wars #Monsterdon

@Taweret they are death racers who are death racing #monsterdon

If they just came out of the Lincoln Tunnel, why are they clearly in California? #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

If Calamity Jane is a glitch, WHY is she on the SIDE of the CABINET?!

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Are we supposed to care what happens in this Death Race?

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Dutch Angle Car Race
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NO ONE IS WEARING A SEATBELT! Death race indeed. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

I thought that was John Hurt as the president for a sec and that would've been wild. #monsterdon

This is a story of what happens when America doesn't elect Reagan #monsterdon

"Once more, I give you what you want" has definite meme potential

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