is any of this supposed to make sense?

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Let's hope a certain someone doesn't watch this and get any more great ideas...

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#monsterdon OMFG how many ads are there on tubi?

MR P LOVES YOU
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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 i love calamity jane's bedazzled helmet

boobs #monsterdon #deathrace2000

the thing about this movie is that you don't really need any plot or exposition because the plot is "death race" and the movie happens to be named "death race" #monsterdon

This might be an authoritarian hell-hole, but at least it's got circuses!

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@brooke what is it with the midwest & nazis…

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"The fertile field of minority privilege" - that's exactly where the golden key gets you

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I could barely tell this #Monsterdon was supposed to be in the future except for the fabulous matte painting background

I mean seeing as Reagan won in 80 the USA collapse in 79 makes a lot of sense
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Hey, I like his platform. Is he running in the midterms? #Monsterdon

I distrust monochromatic suits in movies

Except in The Matrix where it's awesome

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It's a good thing this movie has no modern parallels in reality.

We have smoking!

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The background, futuristic city mattes are pretty cool.

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Half these cars look like barely-modded Stingrays, don't they?

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But wait. How are the Nazis part of this society? That's weirder to me than the guy w/ prosthetic limb upgrades. #Monsterdon

pit stops? wimps

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"I give you what you want"

THE END

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⁉️ DEATH TRIVIA 2000🪦🚗🏁

Roger Corman and Robert Thom wrote the initial scripts that Director Paul Bartel called "unshootable."

Even Corman called his version "kind of vile." Charles Griffith rewrote it with more satire and camp.

Thus, the film we see today is an unusual race between political satire and brutal violence.

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New York has transparent transit tubes like New New York #monsterdon

Also, glad to hear the National Anthem played by my kid nephew on a Moog….and they’re off!

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OMG. Stallone.
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"Hey, can you do a Howard Cosell voice?"
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#monsterdon lol less of a matte painting and more of a matte courtroom sketch

Simone Griffeth as Annie Smith is giving Julie Hagerty in Airplane!

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Kramer?

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"the world crash of '79" that's a year early for reagan's election

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Frankenstein, Rocky, and John Kreese. Who will win? #Monsterdon

I can't believe it's not The Fortress of Solitude

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...the fertile field of minority privilege?!

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They don't make guys like this announcer anymore

Or, more specifically, they don't make the drugs he is on a cocktail of

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And now on to the trippy part of the film. #DeathRace2000 #Monsterdon

Hoooboy. Talk about some bad synths there for the president's background music. Wowee....

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It's Immortan Joe! #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

That announcer’s teeth have jaundice.

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ARE BAD PRESIDENTS ALWAYS ORANGE????

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Didn't I see this scene in Idiocracy? #Monsterdon

George Lucas working the TV set as the NY Monorail swings by… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

MY CHILDREN
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"Death Race: When someone tries to race you, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether!"

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“It’s Mister Frankenstein!”

“Actually, that’s *Doctor* Frankenstein, to you.”

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"That's a nice matte job," I said, lying.

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#Monsterdon #DeathRace2000 the matte paintings of the city are amazing

It's a nice matte shot but that suspended train did _not_ work

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"creamed and reamed" -this movie

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Just watched First Blood on Friday. All he wanted was lunch......#monsterdon

Ah, that is exactly what NYC looks like!
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Frankenstein drives an alligator car because....
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...logic? Uh I guess? Or something

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and, cosplaying with Vector's car from Sonic Racing, it's Frankenstein!

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So as someone who loves silly innuendo with friends and after two sips of someone else's drink at game night is nothing but bad puns and "that's what she said" jokes, I'm super annoyed that they're mixing my brand of terrible humor with Nazis, like knock that off you asshats, you're making me look bad

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@tuckerm it's actually partial face paralysis (for real)

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Half a face…and half the car bisected by that dinosaur spine… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

The green car has teef.
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I seem to remember "The Caves of Androzani" being better, and....not played by David Carradine.

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Godzilla car?

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Okay, that car with teeth is hilarious! #Monsterdon

Why is the announcer dressed like he's hosting Wild Kingdom?
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Hal a face and half a chest and all the guts in the world!!

OK, Machine Gun Joe looks just a bit familar. :D

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Ugh. Stallone.
Let's hope he doesn't have any more speaking parts.
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..."Creamed and reamed"? #Monsterdon

Mario Kart with stereotypes.

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Frankenstein sounds like he really loves what he does #Monsterdon here.

This announcer is giving it his all and more

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#monsterdon "i packed you a medical kit and some Gatorade for the race"

Creamed and reamed, you say #monsterdon

Ooh, cyborgs are good!

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Yes. This man's outstretched arms are definitely the thing stopping all those reporters from getting to the driver.
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well, Joe Viturbo is a _terrible_ shot, apparently

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Wow.

Even in 75, Stallone was already typecast…

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I see Stallone was making that face before Rocky. TIL.

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Shouldn’t that be Frankenstein’s Monster The Indestructible? #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

Adrian!!! #Monsterdon

Sylvester Stallone, five years old. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Adrian!

That shot got him the role in Rambo

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Machine Gun Joe invented the concept of getting ratioed

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Rambo, First Gear

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normalize "welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome" as a chant for real #monsterdon

actually it's Frankenstein's navigator, Frankenstein was actually the-- #monsterdon

#monsterdon convenient that plucked brows and frosted eyeshadow came back in the 90s eh

EEEYYYYYY IT'S STALLONE

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How does Sylvester Stallone drive at night with those Thompsons… #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

giant hood-mounted knife

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the...bayonet-mobile is A CHOICE

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i mean i really don't see much difference from reality #monsterdon #deathrace2000

F's in the audience

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"Loved by thousands hated by millions" great line. #Monsterdon #DeathRace2000

It’s like a tableau of famous faces from the 80s, just on the verge of figuring out how to act! #Monsterdon

So it's like if NASCAR and pro wrestling had a baby. #monsterdon

Loved by thousands, hated by millions!
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LOVED BY THOUSANDS HATED BY MILLIONS #monsterdon #DeathRace2000

that was a rough first 5 minutes to miss, the intro in this movie rules #monsterdon

Absolutely NO desire to do #monsterdon :P ROAD??? Stallone??? Cars????

@nev Just wait until Thomasina Paine

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But does Frankenstein have a little cooling rod gizmo in the side of his head like Scorpius from Farscape?

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