@jonny @Taweret

They did four more.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

@Louisa just like Terminator 2 #Monsterdon

This closing theme is midway in between "Casio demo button" and "the '80s were a helluva drug". I kinda like it.

#Monsterdon

@jonny there are 4 sequels to this i think #monsterdon

oh no critter eggs. At least it won't be April giving birth to them.

Goodnight Monsternation. Monsterville? Monstervania? Monstera? You guys.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

#monsterdon that was a good time, guys, thanks for sharing.

#Monsterdon But what about the BOWL-O-RAMA?

Did the aliens fix that too?

And now #SplendaDaddy is putting on #Critters2 before we go to sleep. #Monsterdon

@socketwench Also, the lady that was laying on the organ when it got fired upon.

#Monsterdon

well they could have fit that movie into about 35 minutes, but i liked the goopy effects #Monsterdon

No Bingo.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon hell yeah, classic 80s creature feature credit music!

god i can't wait until we've invented house unexploding technology #monsterdon

#monsterdon You're a good man, shapeshifting bounty hunter who assumed the form of fictional pop star Johnny Steele. #Critters1986

I kinda want to roll the sequel, which I haven't seen. Anybody feel like a #WrongFrogs second showing?

Edit: abort! Boss is workin' on what might be a streak: https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/114135783483841331

#Monsterdon

Another #monsterdon in the bag and another 85 minutes you'll never get back, folks! I hope you had fun. #monsterdon

@socketwench Not quite. The dork from New York died.

#Monsterdon

Next week Critters 2? #Monsterdon

@OliviaVespera In this economy? #Monsterdon

@ricci I know, it feels so weird

#Monsterdon

AND THE GOOD FARM DAD MADE IIIIIIITTT #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I drove all night~" I'm loving the credits music

Bird Flu eggs. Don't eat those. That was awesome stupid fun. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting! #Monsterdon #Critters

And now, THE FIFTEENTH INSTANCE OF OUR LICENSED THEME SONG!!!

BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!

...didn't you? #Monsterdon

I don't think he is good with his hands in any way.

#Monsterdon

so.... I guess Sis never makes it to NYC, huh? #monsterdon

and in case you didn't get enough of that song the first 20 times... #monsterdon

Tubi automatically starting the sequel, like, "We KNOW that wasn't enough...."

#Monsterdon

C'mon movie, give April some agency the way the early scenes she was in were promising #monsterdon

These things look like Klingon wigs with teeth

#Monsterdon

Wow, they all survived.

#monsterdon

Not bad for a B alien movie!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

the closing music is straight up much better than the hairmetal band music

#monsterdon #critters

Sequel setup 3, 2, 1...

#monsterdon

pretty cool effects, maybe like half an idea #monsterdon

Sequel setup confirmed.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

#Monsterdon of course there are eggs!

3... 2... 1... "Or is it?!!"

#Monsterdon

Oh, here's the sequel hook. But hey, that was amazing! :neofox_comfy_happy: #monsterdon

okay, the undo button is pretty sweet. #monsterdon

@brooke Especially the "cow farmers" --city dad #Monsterdon

Dad is going to get space rabies #monsterdon

Bad news is, now you need to spay the mailbox. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Glad the cat wasn't recombined with the house. "We couldn't tell what it was or where it went".

I'd have a Bingo by now, if the parents were clueless, but I don't think they were very clueless.

#Monsterdon

I think Chui only got 3 more lives left. #monsterdon

Kitty!

#Monsterdon

anyway, I would get the house inspected before re-occupying it, guys

#Monsterdon

Who stuffed this cat into the mailbox?

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

Or maybe the cat didn't...
no it did
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Has anyone been keeping track which of his or her 9 lives Chewie is on?

#monsterdon Checkov's alcoholic in for the win!

You got Cat!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon collect noo~ not the cat~... woah what is this magic? Is this a michael jackson music video?

well, we are in Kansas after all 🥴
#monsterdon

That is a genuinely fun shot (the house going back together and Chewie in the mailbox)

#monsterdon

This poor cat #monsterdon

#monsterdon well that's just silly.

Chewie is displeased.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

suddenly it's Twister????
#monsterdon

I wouldn't do that - I think that's a structural poster

#monsterdon #critters

I love that by far the cheapest, cheesiest effect in this has been the title monsters #monsterdon

#Monsterdon farmers: we've seen a thing or two

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

nah fuck goin' to the hospital I WANT THE CAT #monsterdon

????????????? #monsterdon

@hollie He's a Mary Sue all right #monsterdon

Aaaaaand here's where the other half of the budget went, folks #monsterdon

Chewie lives!!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon your order is ready!

Why didn't the bounty hunters fired.
#monsterdon

Oh wait, never mind, this is where they rewind the house and the cat #monsterdon

Chewy made it! Good kitty! #Monsterdon #Critters

#monsterdon April and Brad escape the Critter ship, the bounty hunters stand around still doing nothing in particular, but the real question is whether Chewie the Cat is OK

Sequel hook in 3, 2, 1... #monsterdon

Oh nice, we have a follow-up this time! The movie doesn't just end at the climax.

#Monsterdon

kitty! :D

#monsterdon #critters

If I ever get repelled from a home I'm invading, I'm gonna blow it up on the way out in a petty act of dickishness, too…

#monsterdon

Movie ended but there is still 7 minutes left? I thought this was #Monsterdon #Critters1986

I hope Chewie didn't get blown to kitty bits. #monsterdon

Critters take hostages.
#Monsterdon #Critters

awwwww KITTY!

#monsterdon

do you think the aliens have good dental insurance?
#monsterdon

I mean, my aunt would get her black powder muzzleloader license, go out the first day of the season, bring back a caribou and call it a job well done. My roommate would wait in the basement hall and pick off Back Bay estuary rats with an air rifle. He got one through the drywall once. Which (a) taught us all that a dead rat in the wall does indeed stink for weeks, and (b) is exactly the skill needed to foil a Crite home invasion.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Molotov cocktails, good enough for Soviet tanks, good enough for critter space ships.

Oooooh there went the house...

And this how cell phones were born

Many mysteries were answered in this film

#monsterdon

this is a Galaxy Quest tie-in. #monsterdon

I love how the exploded alien ship, sounds like splintering wood when the shards hit the ground.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

Yeah. Thanks for blowing up our house I guess. #Monsterdon #Critters

You are like little baby blowing up front door. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon brad: "thank you, aloof aliens, for being the only useful adults in my life"

They hate houses! #monsterdon

@r343l consenting adults and all... #Monsterdon

Insurance is not going to like any of this #Monsterdon

Kitty~~
#Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon #Critters

Gratuitous farmhouse demolition! Exploding spaceships! Set up the sequel!

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

the house only blew up that big because of all the firework shit in Brad's bedroom
#monsterdon

That was the most expensive shot of the whole film

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What is the relation of the giant Crite to the little hairballs? Was that explained? #monsterdon