Another unconvincing fake 80s rock band

#monsterdon

So, rock music kills the bounty hunters?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The best way to learn about Earth is to watch a super high-speed montage of royalty free footage.

Every sci-fi alien knows this.

#Monsterdon those are some cool, make me a human robot skin effects

They really REALLY wanted Tim Curry to be in this. #Monsterdon #Critters

@OliviaVespera @Bluedepth The deputy or whoever it was who signed off for the night.

#monsterdon #critters

oh hell yeah hair metal?
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People with mental illnesses are hilarious

#monsterdon

"Earth is a culture of many contrasts."

#Monsterdon

Starting David Mitchell as Jabba the Dildo.

#monsterdon

Earth does have many contrast!
#monsterdon

OH SHIT. The kid from #WrongFrogs again?! And The Orville.

#monsterdon #critters

Neelix!

#Monsterdon

ACAB

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Those are some makeup choices. #monsterdon

"it ain't the whiskey"
yeah, it's the cocaine.
#monsterdon

"They're comin', Harv."

Don't be stupid. This is a PG film. #Monsterdon

Now I miss Leonard Nimoy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon He's drinking pour-over coffee from a mason jar?

Ugh, What an unbearable hipster.

Dude is looking for replicants, right? #monsterdon

#monsterdon skin you and hang you out to dry... this right here is 80s parenting

Man, remember when you sat down with your family to have breakfast before the day started?

Yeah, me neither.

#Monsterdon

This is why we moved to digital thermometers.

So you can hack the firmware via the DFU port and get yourself out of school.

#monsterdon

I am anxious for the Crites to arrive and break this earth-based monotony #monsterdon

Is it just me or are these people weirdly tan? I'd think it was something to do with the tint, but I feel like it's got extra green *and* extra magenta, which takes real doing. But at least it's a close family. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon This must be before America decided that Oshkosh overalls were for babies.

Oooooh he said SHITHEAD! They get how many more swears before this is done for it to stay PG? I forget...

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon take the books off the dining table! we're trying to eat

Is the daughter going to vote for Dukakis?

#Monsterdon

I remember this: using air conditioning vents as intercoms! #critters #monsterdon

I can smell the trickle down economics from here in 2025. #monsterdon

Chemex sighted!!! These people know their coffee, they don't deserve to die

#Monsterdon

@bk1e I would love to conclude they are set in the same universe based on that

#Monsterdon

@bk1e I love that we've reached a point where we're watching movies that reference movies we already watched.

#monsterdon #critters1986

Everyone's looking tasty today. Did you all remember to marinate before bed? #Monsterdon #Critters

We have coffee!

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

#monsterdon _extremely Muppet Show voice_

CRITTERS
FROM
SPAAAAAAACE

What kind of critters are these Crites?
#Monsterdon #Critters

the 80s credits were such a distinct genre. Nobody is brave enough to do this now. :) #monsterdon

Mmm, now I want pitted prunes in the box for breakfast. Yes I was a weird kid.

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The title zoom had little bitty claws #monsterdon

Oh, I think Scott Grimes changed his name when he became an actor because his birth name was less appealing.

#Monsterdon
@tag-monsterdon

@moira uhoh that means we're gonna be singing Row Row Row your boat in about 15 mins

#monsterdon

Last time I saw a hand water pump like that Hellen Keller was working it, but I don't think this is going to be that kind of movie

#Monsterdon

These guys are made of glow in the dark Silly Putty

#Monsterdon

OH NO WE'RE BACK AT KIRK'S FARM

#monsterdon #critters

oh yea I also forgot about BILLY ZANE LOL

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why would a ship even be able to carry "enough fuel to cross the galaxy ten times over"?

Take out 9/10 of those fuel tanks and put in some cargo bays.

@diazona @ohiofi Also looking forward to seeing how someone will manage to work in the Devil Girl this evening

#Monsterdon

Not that it matters, but It would actually take a lot of fuel to cross the galaxy 10 times over.

#Monsterdon
@tag-monsterdon

wait enough fuel to cross the *galaxy* ten times over

...just ...wat

#Monsterdon

Wait, they used their FASTEST ship as a prison transport??

#monsterdon

Good to have bounty hunters are on saff
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The aliens are kinda cool, but they also kinda suck.

#monsterdon

Oh yea, did I mention that this movie is sliiiiightly horny?

The bounty hunters have a kink thing going on IMO.

#Monsterdon

So, Criters then?

#Monsterdon

crites almighty #monsterdon

THE CRITES! #monsterdon

They took the red one. #Monsterdon #Critters

You know, that's one thing that gets me about sci fi. They always know super quickly how many people be dead.

#Monsterdon

THE CRITES HAVE STOLEN A SHIP

#Monsterdon

If you ate one of the prisoners you wouldn't have to kill two of them to conserve food.

#Monsterdon
@tag-monsterdon

@yatsu Truly Next Sunday AD ~♪ :D #Monsterdon

Welcome to Space Gitmo #monsterdon

Space... the final frontier of monster movies...
These are the voyages of the Crites.
#Monsterdon #Critters

this is already awesome

#monsterdon

It's #Monsterdon time, I'm in my comfy pants, I've got a beer, I'm going in totally blind!

Atari graphics. That's how you know it's gonna be good. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the cold equations

the asteroid turns around to reveal words carved into it, as some upbeat music plays #MST3K #wrongMovie #monsterdon

Space.

It seems to go on forever.

And then @Taweret loads up #monsterdon and starts throwing Critters at you.

Oh I didn't know this was gonna be a SPACE movie.

#monsterdon #critters1986

"smart egg"??

That makes our british production companies sound sane.

#Monsterdon

rocks rocks rocks

our love affair with rocks

society won't understand but h

#monsterdon #critters

Looking rocky already #monsterdon

That old Newline Cinema laser scan logo 😻

#Monsterdon

New Line Cinema, you know it's going to be good

#monsterdon

smart egg. unlike those of us who've signed up to watch this movie. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon hey! New line when they were EDGY. ;)

It’s critter time
#monsterdon

New Line Cinema, filmed your favorite trailor park #monsterdon

54321... Press Play!

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No-context #Monsterdon posts are pretty much the best thing in movieland.

@RobotDiver Is that a firecracker in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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@SnoopJ Fair warning that unlike the cat in Critters, the dog is dead ~24 minutes into Critters 2 #Monsterdon

Meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://boxd.it/95ansz

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@Newpa_Hasai I've heard it described as literally flatter than a pancake, and this wasn't that #monsterdon

@r343l @OliviaVespera Yeah for sure. I was kind of wavering on that one but I was really looking for a moment where, like, somebody died because they were waiting for help to arrive and it didn't get there in time, and I figured since I already had most of the board checked off I didn't need to push it 🤷

#Monsterdon

@OliviaVespera Oh right, I forgot about that... I was keeping that square unchecked in "protest" because at no point was the family radioactive 😛 but yes it absolutely could/should have been checked off

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@Wyatt_H_Knott @JoeWynne @Taweret FREE THE ANTIFA MONSTERS #monsterdon

@Mazzo Not that *specific* noise, I think

...did we do Moonbase Attack for #Monsterdon? I kind of thought we did but if not it seems like a fantastic candidate lol

@Taweret @Louisa Cuz 80s movies wasn’t all fancy and stuck up like they is now. #Monsterdon

@Wyatt_H_Knott @JoeWynne @Taweret DESTROY THE FASCIST MONSTERS #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @JoeWynne @Taweret

DESTROY ALL MONSTERS!!! NO, wait, I mean, FREE ALL MONSTERS. (Did we do that one already?)

#monsterdon

@moira That's some artistry there #monsterdon

@jsadow @YsengrinWolf Klaus Kinski as a robot?! The mind boggles...

#Monsterdon

@Wyatt_H_Knott @JoeWynne @Taweret Our poor suffering nation needs Gamera and there's not a minute to lose #monsterdon #uspol

Invasion of the Bee Girls 2 #Monsterdon

@strangefour
I really want @Louisa to make a #monsterdon season 2 shirt! I'm wearing my season 1 shirt. But there have been so many good ones since. @moira @CactuarJoe