#Monsterdon the polite wait for the kid to say "come in!" after knocking is the "masturbation buffer"

@Bluedepth Not limited to the midwest though

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#Monsterdon Let’s play roll in the hay! You ever have ass parasites? Well, you’re gonna!

I'd date a guy to drive that car too.

#monsterdon #critters1986

@ohiofi #WrongFrogs Cinematic Universes

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Re: cat - has anyone already checked didthedogdie for this film? #monsterdon

Ahhh, a budding bomb-maker

It warms the heart

#monsterdon

Well that's an escalation. #monsterdon

Oh, of course, the kid is a fan of the lame band the aliens are imitating. That makes sense

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Yasss. Kid is listening to the song!!

Steve just wants to finish his dinner and watch your dad bowl. Come on!

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow That, my good fellow, is a rat tail

#Monsterdon

this pony-mullet is still better than billy zane's titanic hair #Monsterdon

A pony tail AND an earring!? That kids clearly no good. #Monsterdon #Critters

Love this dad who doesn't believe in drinking out of anything but a Mason jar.

#monsterdon #critters1986

if you as a director force to watch people eat corn on the cob, I can only assume that you hate me

#monsterdon

Steve really wanted the desert

#monsterdon
#Critters

Ok, real talk, is there a less messy way to eat corn on the cob?

#Monsterdon

Is this going to be one of those "they're eating the pets" scenarios? Asking for a friend. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon fuck yeah boom box + cassette tapes that's the 80s kid life

I really hate this family. #Monsterdon

Farmer dad is a decent guy. If that's him being mad, he is a patient guy. I hope he lives. #Monsterdon

So, Steve Elliott brought over his car to help haul hay, but he failed the assignment.

#Monsterdon

secondary aspiration is to be the kind of adult that is just hanging around slingshotting shit with a kid #monsterdon

Oh no Billy Zane with a mullet, shaving his head was a good move

#Monsterdon

He absolutely does deserve that ass-kicking, even though it was the other fellow. #monsterdon

ah, a Big City Boy #monsterdon

Billy Zane has arrived

just LOOK at that hair-do

#Monsterdon

What else was the kid in?
#monsterdon

Just like in the book "Salem's Lot", you get to see how incredibly unpleasant things are for the characters _before_ the monsters show-up.

#monsterdon

2 G8T 2 SK8T: The Tony Hawk story.

#monsterdon

Young Tim McVeigh #monsterdon

@ohiofi Bea Arthur would beg to differ

...just a little

#Monsterdon #StarWarsHolidaySpecial

'Remember, kid, nearly every _human_’s reaction to realising that they're now on Earth is to scream their heads off, and they’re _from_ there.'

#monsterdon

how the hell does that kid still have all his fingers…

#monsterdon

Ah, America in the 80s, when you could get a stick of dynamite for a few bucks. #monsterdon

Looks like that zombie dude started feeling better when his face looked like black coffee #monsterdon

alright aliens you've won me over, any species that might make it possible for me to melt my ass down to wax like that is one i want to curry favor with #monsterdon

#Monsterdon eyeliner makes everybody more beautiful, even alien bounty hunters

Ok, very cool melted face effects

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Earth is a land of contrasts. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The best way to learn about Earth is to watch a super high-speed montage of royalty free footage.

Every sci-fi alien knows this.

So, rock music kills the bounty hunters?

#Monsterdon

They really REALLY wanted Tim Curry to be in this. #Monsterdon #Critters

@OliviaVespera @Bluedepth The deputy or whoever it was who signed off for the night.

#monsterdon #critters

oh hell yeah hair metal?
#monsterdon

People with mental illnesses are hilarious

#monsterdon

"Earth is a culture of many contrasts."

#Monsterdon

Starting David Mitchell as Jabba the Dildo.

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Earth does have many contrast!
#monsterdon

OH SHIT. The kid from #WrongFrogs again?! And The Orville.

#monsterdon #critters

Neelix!

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ACAB

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Those are some makeup choices. #monsterdon

"it ain't the whiskey"
yeah, it's the cocaine.
#monsterdon

"They're comin', Harv."

Don't be stupid. This is a PG film. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon He's drinking pour-over coffee from a mason jar?

Ugh, What an unbearable hipster.

Dude is looking for replicants, right? #monsterdon

#monsterdon skin you and hang you out to dry... this right here is 80s parenting

Man, remember when you sat down with your family to have breakfast before the day started?

Yeah, me neither.

#Monsterdon

This is why we moved to digital thermometers.

So you can hack the firmware via the DFU port and get yourself out of school.

#monsterdon

Is it just me or are these people weirdly tan? I'd think it was something to do with the tint, but I feel like it's got extra green *and* extra magenta, which takes real doing. But at least it's a close family. #monsterdon

I am anxious for the Crites to arrive and break this earth-based monotony #monsterdon

#Monsterdon This must be before America decided that Oshkosh overalls were for babies.

Oooooh he said SHITHEAD! They get how many more swears before this is done for it to stay PG? I forget...

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon take the books off the dining table! we're trying to eat

I remember this: using air conditioning vents as intercoms! #critters #monsterdon

I can smell the trickle down economics from here in 2025. #monsterdon

Chemex sighted!!! These people know their coffee, they don't deserve to die

#Monsterdon

@bk1e I would love to conclude they are set in the same universe based on that

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@bk1e I love that we've reached a point where we're watching movies that reference movies we already watched.

#monsterdon #critters1986

Everyone's looking tasty today. Did you all remember to marinate before bed? #Monsterdon #Critters

#monsterdon _extremely Muppet Show voice_

CRITTERS
FROM
SPAAAAAAACE

What kind of critters are these Crites?
#Monsterdon #Critters

the 80s credits were such a distinct genre. Nobody is brave enough to do this now. :) #monsterdon

Mmm, now I want pitted prunes in the box for breakfast. Yes I was a weird kid.

#monsterdon

Oh, I think Scott Grimes changed his name when he became an actor because his birth name was less appealing.

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@tag-monsterdon

@moira uhoh that means we're gonna be singing Row Row Row your boat in about 15 mins

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Last time I saw a hand water pump like that Hellen Keller was working it, but I don't think this is going to be that kind of movie

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OH NO WE'RE BACK AT KIRK'S FARM

#monsterdon #critters

These guys are made of glow in the dark Silly Putty

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oh yea I also forgot about BILLY ZANE LOL

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#Monsterdon Why would a ship even be able to carry "enough fuel to cross the galaxy ten times over"?

Take out 9/10 of those fuel tanks and put in some cargo bays.

@diazona @ohiofi Also looking forward to seeing how someone will manage to work in the Devil Girl this evening

#Monsterdon

Not that it matters, but It would actually take a lot of fuel to cross the galaxy 10 times over.

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@tag-monsterdon

wait enough fuel to cross the *galaxy* ten times over

...just ...wat

#Monsterdon

Wait, they used their FASTEST ship as a prison transport??

#monsterdon

Good to have bounty hunters are on saff
#monsterdon

The aliens are kinda cool, but they also kinda suck.

#monsterdon

Oh yea, did I mention that this movie is sliiiiightly horny?

The bounty hunters have a kink thing going on IMO.

#Monsterdon

So, Criters then?

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crites almighty #monsterdon

THE CRITES! #monsterdon

They took the red one. #Monsterdon #Critters

You know, that's one thing that gets me about sci fi. They always know super quickly how many people be dead.

#Monsterdon

THE CRITES HAVE STOLEN A SHIP

#Monsterdon

If you ate one of the prisoners you wouldn't have to kill two of them to conserve food.

#Monsterdon
@tag-monsterdon

@yatsu Truly Next Sunday AD ~♪ :D #Monsterdon

Welcome to Space Gitmo #monsterdon

Space... the final frontier of monster movies...
These are the voyages of the Crites.
#Monsterdon #Critters