@Lazarou I would totally believe that appeals to the critters' sense of humor

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@Taweret fuck the bowlerama! #Monsterdon

I think Dispatch is stress-eating. #monsterdon

@gnomon Those studded sleeveless dusters are REALLY good though

#monsterdon #critters1986

laos angeleez

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Some day I'll pilot the Orville.

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon XD how did the monster know there was water there? do they have innate water sensors?

@allanb @Taweret Someone's trying pretty hard to do what they can with what's available #monsterdon

Oh good job kid, you just burned the house down. #Monsterdon

didn't they say there were only eight of these things in the intro? #Monsterdon

Let's burn down the house while we're in it, Dad! That'll show them! #monsterdon

This is the first #Monsterdon movie in a long time (maybe ever) where I'm actually rooting for the humans. Fuck these critters!

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Their one weakness has been discovered… ceiling fans!

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it's the day after International Women's Day, there had better be a Lady Critter with lipstick and boobs

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The Bounty Hunters are being absurdly colonial with the violence and disrespect of local traditions...

MEMEMEMET WALSH!

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I don’t even follow #monsterdon and yet it fills my timeline. 😂

Narrator: He was not fine.

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Alcoholism is hilarious

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@Taweret I'm trying to decide whether the lighting is great or not #monsterdon

Oh, so definitely a Ghostbusters reference
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These bounty hunters would be marginally more successful if they explained what Crites are. But there'd be less movie then, wouldn't there.

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There is no more effective way to dominate & intimidate an American than to blow up their TV…

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the sidekick bounty hunter has an itchy trigger finger and and itchy face copier #monsterdon

I'm starting to think these bounty hunters are kind of... not really good at their job. #Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon Come back! We haven't finished the tournament!!

Bounty hunters, um, they are no Boba Fet
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A rock star and a priest walk into a bar.

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what is this "bowling" of which you speak. #monsterdon

Bounty hunter bowls overhand. #Monsterdon #Critters

"Hey, isn't that the guy who's singing that song on TV all the time?" #Monsterdon

these bounty hunters are really bad at the whole incognito thing

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You want me to believe rural American housewife doesn't know how to use a gun? She spins it around, barrel pointing to her face, and tries to shove them with the butt of the gun. #monsterdon

They fit right in, nobody will notice

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Did the bowling sign say Winter league? And we know from the cop car that this is Kansas? And it's t-shirt weather?

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I genuinely LOVE this bowling alley though. I want one down the street just like this. 😢

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guys piss drunk already so yeah leave the bottle with him. you're a very responible barttender

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My dad had antique guns over the fireplace that we never used in the Inland Empire (SoCal). The working guns were in closets, bedstands, and behind doors.

Totally normal childhood.
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@OliviaVespera @Lazarou

Maybe the bartender should cut off Charlie. He's encouraging him.

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@maple holy shit it IS the pinbusters lmao
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haha love the alien euphamism

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Does "Fuck!" as a subtitle count?
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watch the nipples please

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I was putting the kettle on. Are we blowing up churches now?

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I love the Critters so much. they look so cool

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It just feels like the critters should somehow be able to jump over the fence

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If you can use a shotgun on a gremlin tribble you can definitely use it on a front door lock.

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They hate cars! #monsterdon

And thus the game of Critter Golf was invented.

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@Lazarou Depends where you grow up, really. My mama and I didn't, but mainly because we never had a fireplace. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i love the tumbleweed mode :D

@kshernandez #LooksAroundNervously #Monsterdon

Okay everyone. Try not to look delicious. #Monsterdon #Critters

RIP Billy Zane's Hairdo #Monsterdon

anyone else delighted that the driver looks backward but the car goes forward? #monsterdon

They apparently also have a bounty on church fixtures. #monsterdon

I'm not entirely sure which set of monsters to cheer for

Leaning toward the critters so far #TeamMonster

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We came here to destroy 2 pieces of furniture. Our mission is complete. #monsterdon

"They haven't gotten into the house ... yet"

Worst thing to say in a horror movie.

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#monsterdon this reminds me of the last time I went to church. I also blew up the place with a telephoto lens.

"Two Europeans enter the church..."

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I like how the church lady giggles at the mention of Sodom and Gomorrah. She likes to get her freak on.

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lololol that poor organ. it has baseball diddy-ed its last. #monsterdon

Crashing a cop car into a church. Rad. #monsterdon

Man, these bounty hunters are straight up clumsy. #Monsterdon

I hope the Church service gets wrecked....

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Oh, I had high hopes for mulleted billy zane.

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The Jesus Crites. #Monsterdon

Everyone loves the Sodom and Gomorrah sermon at Sexy Night Church

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They keep the shotgun loaded and racked?

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@allanb Out of their network? #Monsterdon

He didn't even want to be making out tonight! #monsterdon

@s20 this is in the genre of Teenagers Must Be Punished for Having Sex

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Oh hey, our little terrorist is at it again! #monsterdon

got I love the critter puppets. I love them so much

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#Monsterdon you know what'll solve this? imrpovised explosives

#monsterdon Steve's fucked, lady, run!

These aliens know how to hotwire a car? #monsterdon

This what happens when you go for a roll in the hay

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That's gonna leave a mark

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So. Murder tribbles.

#Monsterdon #critters

I'm assuming they also learned how to hotwire and drive a car from that music video

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I'm so glad Good Farm Dad didn't eat shit all the way #monsterdon

Gee willikers, maybe ya oughts have yer ol' shootin' iron

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@gnomon They're called storm doors, often over storm cellars, and are quite common in some parts of New England. One set of my grandparents had one leading into their basement. They'd have been useful where I grew up as tornado shelters, but the Mississippi alluvial plain makes that a near impossibility in practice. #monsterdon

green guy just vibin there
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My icon is the domesticated version of these guys

#monsterdon #critters

@s20 Dad reaching out to touch an unknown animal with his bare hand was not exactly clever. 😄

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Leave the dad for dead, he's gone already....

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Shame Daft Punk didn't exist yet (?) - these guys could fit right in. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I have never seen a cellar with one of those angled double doors over a staircase in real life. I _am_ constantly surprised that none of my coworkers in California have basements at all. Are those cellars actually a real, common thing someplace, or were they only ever a fixture in movies?

The other alien should morph into Dee Snider

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#Monsterdon “The trouble with tribbles”

I wouldn't have approached a wild animal hands first
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@CactuarJoe even tom paris doesn't like him. #monsterdon

"Probably a circuit breaker that's been tripped."

Yeah, 'cause your phone line is attached to the electrical grid.

WTF?

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#Monsterdon "how can they cut the power, man? they're critters!"

I want to travel planet to planet, jacking into new bodies as I go, this is the Future that has been denied me by that Nepo Baby...

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I would have had the two bounty hunters shape-shift into musicians from two completely different genres, like one is mullet metal and the other conducts the Philharmonic, and for the rest of the movie all the humans are trying to guess what kind of music they make together

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@Cherizilla We have found Tradwife Zero #monsterdon