don't leave your tour group, kid. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this movie would be better with polo. Horses. Mallets. Severe crite trauma. Lots of fun.

bad framing bad framing

#monsterdon #critters

#monsterdon well, the gaffers had some fun with this one...

they're weak to explosive space laser!!

#monsterdon

1986 is here to say please save your moviegoing dollars for Blue Velvet.

#Monsterdon

Tim Curry would have made a good bounty hunter in this.

#Monsterdon #Critters

Haha toilet funny

#Monsterdon

OK, I respect the cop here with his .38 Colt Police Positive or whatever, but I feel like the point at which you start seeing explosions inside the house is the point where you call it. #monsterdon

@ohiofi Probably also would have worked with "Keep your shirt on, asshole"

#Monsterdon

These guys just HATE front doors. #monsterdon

@diazona they are very cat like #Monsterdon

Trust the kid to go back for the cat. #monsterdon

"Brad, who did you bring?"

"Charlie and Johnny Steel."

#Monsterdon

haha let's roll

#monsterdon

@Lazarou I'm just assuming all unexplained critter behavior can be explained by assuming they act like cats

You know a cat would find a way

#Monsterdon

I mean ... you could have just opened the door.

#Monsterdon #Critters

do NOT fuck with a housewife's house
#monsterdon

Dad looks like Bruce Campbell, someone get him a chainsaw. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don't believe for a second that's the last round this family has

@ricci Crites get bigger the more they eat. Apparently? *shrug*
#Monsterdon #Critters

Now THATS an entrance!

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

they're weak to shotgun!!

#monsterdon

mom's hit her limit break. #monsterdon

look I just keep IMAGINING if the bounty hunter was Tim Curry, okay?! #monsterdon

Just in case you weren't sure it was an alien, they got green blood.

#Monsterdon

It's going for her boobs!

#monsterdon

They can disembowel a teen in seconds, but they struggle mightily to knock everything off an end table. #monsterdon

"You're not from around here, are ya?" isn't a square on the bingo, but it should be. #monsterdon

i appreciate the cartoon psychics #Monsterdon

Sigh, so they are being chased and have enough fuel to cross the galaxy ten times and they are tearing apart a pillow in some kid's bedroom.

#Monsterdon

Here we see the standard trope of someone standing in front of a car and not moving for dramatic effect

#Monsterdon

The exciting "Critters tearing shit up in a bedroom" montage

#Monsterdon

finally a montage of the critters just having fun!! (:

#monsterdon

The Critters don't do much. They roll or they stand there. But they are edited around their limitations. Fast cuts. Just enough muppet movement to give them personality.
One screams when another is set on fire.
#Monsterdon #Critters

Hey he ate my goldfish! #monsterdon

Critters gone wild!

#Monsterdon #Critters

THE ONLY THING I WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED in place of make the house defensible montage is CRITTER MISCHIEF MONTAGE #monsterdon

fuck this book, and fuck that book and...

eat ET!

#monsterdon

ah we're up to the improvised weapons. EXCELLENT. #monsterdon

What are the rules about Crite size? Do they grow as they roll, Katamari-style?

#Monsterdon

The Critters knew what the bike was and how important it was to the family, absolute sadists but you gotta admire their moxie!

ooo, they grow?

#Monsterdon

(in the closet)

This is ugly! And THIS is ugly! I'm gonna wear this pole.

#monsterdon

Is there a #monsterdon like thing for detective films? Just wondering.

Dad's going MacGyver #monsterdon

Hey! That's MY bike you knocked over!

#Monsterdon

Growlf! Fuck your bike!

#Monsterdon

oi rude, you can't even ride that bike, you overgrown tumbleweed. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon my cucos!

#Monsterdon moms on a crites poison dart space adventure! Wheee! It’s psychotropic! Boogie woogie woogie!

@jsadow

Hahaha and not so secretly into S&M.

#Monsterdon #critters

@SordidAmok nooo 👋

Good luck!

#Monsterdon

I want you to keep trying to raise Jeff.

...she starts to draw a pentagram on the floor and readies the candles.

#monsterdon

@diazona they're absolute psychopaths, but they're fun! #Monsterdon

@Lazarou I would totally believe that appeals to the critters' sense of humor

#Monsterdon

@Taweret fuck the bowlerama! #Monsterdon

I think Dispatch is stress-eating. #monsterdon

@gnomon Those studded sleeveless dusters are REALLY good though

#monsterdon #critters1986

laos angeleez

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Some day I'll pilot the Orville.

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon XD how did the monster know there was water there? do they have innate water sensors?

@allanb @Taweret Someone's trying pretty hard to do what they can with what's available #monsterdon

Oh good job kid, you just burned the house down. #Monsterdon

didn't they say there were only eight of these things in the intro? #Monsterdon

Let's burn down the house while we're in it, Dad! That'll show them! #monsterdon

This is the first #Monsterdon movie in a long time (maybe ever) where I'm actually rooting for the humans. Fuck these critters!

#Monsterdon

Their one weakness has been discovered… ceiling fans!

#monsterdon

it's the day after International Women's Day, there had better be a Lady Critter with lipstick and boobs

#monsterdon

The Bounty Hunters are being absurdly colonial with the violence and disrespect of local traditions...

MEMEMEMET WALSH!

#Monsterdon

Narrator: He was not fine.

#monsterdon #critters

Alcoholism is hilarious

#monsterdon

@Taweret I'm trying to decide whether the lighting is great or not #monsterdon

Oh, so definitely a Ghostbusters reference
#monsterdon

These bounty hunters would be marginally more successful if they explained what Crites are. But there'd be less movie then, wouldn't there.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

There is no more effective way to dominate & intimidate an American than to blow up their TV…

#monsterdon

the sidekick bounty hunter has an itchy trigger finger and and itchy face copier #monsterdon

I'm starting to think these bounty hunters are kind of... not really good at their job. #Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon Come back! We haven't finished the tournament!!

Bounty hunters, um, they are no Boba Fet
#monsterdon

A rock star and a priest walk into a bar.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

what is this "bowling" of which you speak. #monsterdon

"Hey, isn't that the guy who's singing that song on TV all the time?" #Monsterdon

Bounty hunter bowls overhand. #Monsterdon #Critters

these bounty hunters are really bad at the whole incognito thing

#monsterdon

You want me to believe rural American housewife doesn't know how to use a gun? She spins it around, barrel pointing to her face, and tries to shove them with the butt of the gun. #monsterdon

They fit right in, nobody will notice

#monsterdon

Did the bowling sign say Winter league? And we know from the cop car that this is Kansas? And it's t-shirt weather?

#Monsterdon

I genuinely LOVE this bowling alley though. I want one down the street just like this. 😢

#monsterdon

guys piss drunk already so yeah leave the bottle with him. you're a very responible barttender

#monsterdon

My dad had antique guns over the fireplace that we never used in the Inland Empire (SoCal). The working guns were in closets, bedstands, and behind doors.

Totally normal childhood.
#Monsterdon

@OliviaVespera @Lazarou

Maybe the bartender should cut off Charlie. He's encouraging him.

#Monsterdon

haha love the alien euphamism

#monsterdon

Does "Fuck!" as a subtitle count?
#monsterdon

watch the nipples please

#monsterdon

I was putting the kettle on. Are we blowing up churches now?

#monsterdon

I love the Critters so much. they look so cool

#monsterdon

It just feels like the critters should somehow be able to jump over the fence

#Monsterdon

If you can use a shotgun on a gremlin tribble you can definitely use it on a front door lock.

#Monsterdon

They hate cars! #monsterdon