That'll be hard to explain t o the insurance adjuster.

#monsterdon

Did that massive cache of explosives go off?

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

But turnabout is fair play :3 #Monsterdon

Crap, Crites are vindictive fuckers aren't they.

#monsterdon

EVERYTHING'S EXPLODING

#Monsterdon

nice explosions #monsterdon

Absolutely legendary explosions

#Monsterdon

Oh, rude! #Monsterdon

Town drunk molotov cocktail is like the glasses of water sitting everywhere in Signs

#Monsterdon

Always keep explosives in yer pants...

#monsterdon

Love when they actually blow up a 1:1 scale house! Fantastic.

#monsterdon

Now that's just mean!

#Monsterdon

Slow motion molotov cocktail toss

#monsterdon

Unstable pyromaniacs do have a place in this community #Monsterdon

#monsterdon omg the police chief being squeezed between the bounty hunters. 🤣

It'd be funny if the ship took off with the kid still inside, and everyone's screaming, and then the whole town honors his sacrifice with a parade, and years later he returns, King of the Critters.

#Monsterdon

So, aliens are both good and bad, depending on whether you eat people or not. #Monsterdon

YES BOOZE SAVES THE UNIVERSE

#monsterdon #critters

Totally can imagine 8 hairy volleyballs piloting this spaceship. #monsterdon

Chekhov's pipe bomb.

#Monsterdon #Critters

Careful guys, the Psybertruk has cameras all over it!

#Monsterdon

Monster dance music sequence. #Monsterdon

flight of the crittergator

#monsterdon #critters

@SnoopJ They go in all directions, I can understand how he is all over the place

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon So, they take prisoners now?

Kids in movies always have working headlights on their bikes. I didn't know ANYONE as a kid with one. Just the unpowered reflector. #monsterdon

BONK BONK ON THE BIKE

#monsterdon #critters

There's another shotgun. Right there in the car. Get it. Get the shells. Go get the critters. End of movie. Come on.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

#Monsterdon We're carpooling today

Of course there's a megacritter 😀

#Monsterdon

okay, but the bike needs a basket to hold the critter #monsterdon

wait an old-school incandescent bike spotlight and 1) it's bright enough to see and 2) the battery's still good? this movie just totally broke my suspension of disbelief

#monsterdon #critters

Large crite the size of a small crite

#Monsterdon

This is why I find a lot of media with shapeshifters tedious. Having to go through this song and dance of "Hmmmm, the way you're ominously threatening me is a bit strange, person I've known all my life" gets annoying after a while. #monsterdon

The harpoon thing is getting bigger? #monsterdon

cat-driven plot ACTIVATE #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh we got a biggun'. Just straight up jumped outta the window.

Wow, that was legit a very upset cat.

#monsterdon

don't leave your tour group, kid. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this movie would be better with polo. Horses. Mallets. Severe crite trauma. Lots of fun.

bad framing bad framing

#monsterdon #critters

#monsterdon well, the gaffers had some fun with this one...

they're weak to explosive space laser!!

#monsterdon

1986 is here to say please save your moviegoing dollars for Blue Velvet.

#Monsterdon

Tim Curry would have made a good bounty hunter in this.

#Monsterdon #Critters

Haha toilet funny

#Monsterdon

OK, I respect the cop here with his .38 Colt Police Positive or whatever, but I feel like the point at which you start seeing explosions inside the house is the point where you call it. #monsterdon

@ohiofi Probably also would have worked with "Keep your shirt on, asshole"

#Monsterdon

These guys just HATE front doors. #monsterdon

@diazona they are very cat like #Monsterdon

Trust the kid to go back for the cat. #monsterdon

"Brad, who did you bring?"

"Charlie and Johnny Steel."

#Monsterdon

haha let's roll

#monsterdon

LASERBLAST #Monsterdon

@Lazarou I'm just assuming all unexplained critter behavior can be explained by assuming they act like cats

You know a cat would find a way

#Monsterdon

I mean ... you could have just opened the door.

#Monsterdon #Critters

do NOT fuck with a housewife's house
#monsterdon

Dad looks like Bruce Campbell, someone get him a chainsaw. #Monsterdon

@ohiofi There it is! There it is! Perfect!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don't believe for a second that's the last round this family has

@ricci Crites get bigger the more they eat. Apparently? *shrug*
#Monsterdon #Critters

Now THATS an entrance!

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

they're weak to shotgun!!

#monsterdon

mom's hit her limit break. #monsterdon

look I just keep IMAGINING if the bounty hunter was Tim Curry, okay?! #monsterdon

Just in case you weren't sure it was an alien, they got green blood.

#Monsterdon

It's going for her boobs!

#monsterdon

"You're not from around here, are ya?" isn't a square on the bingo, but it should be. #monsterdon

They can disembowel a teen in seconds, but they struggle mightily to knock everything off an end table. #monsterdon

i appreciate the cartoon psychics #Monsterdon

Sigh, so they are being chased and have enough fuel to cross the galaxy ten times and they are tearing apart a pillow in some kid's bedroom.

#Monsterdon

Here we see the standard trope of someone standing in front of a car and not moving for dramatic effect

#Monsterdon

The exciting "Critters tearing shit up in a bedroom" montage

#Monsterdon

I feel like that critter saying "Who are you" to ET is about to go "You know the rules and so do I".

#Monsterdon

finally a montage of the critters just having fun!! (:

#monsterdon

The Critters don't do much. They roll or they stand there. But they are edited around their limitations. Fast cuts. Just enough muppet movement to give them personality.
One screams when another is set on fire.
#Monsterdon #Critters

Hey he ate my goldfish! #monsterdon

The mom from ET is also the mom here (Dee Williams)
#monsterdon

Critters gone wild!

#Monsterdon #Critters

THE ONLY THING I WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED in place of make the house defensible montage is CRITTER MISCHIEF MONTAGE #monsterdon

fuck this book, and fuck that book and...

eat ET!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon poor fishesh

ayyyy E.T.!

ah we're up to the improvised weapons. EXCELLENT. #monsterdon

What are the rules about Crite size? Do they grow as they roll, Katamari-style?

#Monsterdon

The Critters knew what the bike was and how important it was to the family, absolute sadists but you gotta admire their moxie!

ooo, they grow?

#Monsterdon

Critter toppling a bicycle in a very cat-like manner

I guess the critters are just space cats with poisoned quills

#Monsterdon

(in the closet)

This is ugly! And THIS is ugly! I'm gonna wear this pole.

#monsterdon

Is there a #monsterdon like thing for detective films? Just wondering.

Dad's going MacGyver #monsterdon

Hey! That's MY bike you knocked over!

#Monsterdon

Growlf! Fuck your bike!

#Monsterdon

oi rude, you can't even ride that bike, you overgrown tumbleweed. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon my cucos!

FIRE!

Stop, Drop and Roll into the toilet.

#Monsterdon

25m left, it feels like we are in the first 15 minutes. they just don't have enough going here to make a movie happen #monsterdon

#Monsterdon moms on a crites poison dart space adventure! Wheee! It’s psychotropic! Boogie woogie woogie!

@jsadow

Hahaha and not so secretly into S&M.

#Monsterdon #critters

@SordidAmok nooo 👋

Good luck!

#Monsterdon

I want you to keep trying to raise Jeff.

...she starts to draw a pentagram on the floor and readies the candles.

#monsterdon

@diazona they're absolute psychopaths, but they're fun! #Monsterdon