You got Cat!
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#Monsterdon collect noo~ not the cat~... woah what is this magic? Is this a michael jackson music video?

well, we are in Kansas after all 🥴
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That is a genuinely fun shot (the house going back together and Chewie in the mailbox)

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This poor cat #monsterdon

#monsterdon well that's just silly.

Chewie is displeased.

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suddenly it's Twister????
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I wouldn't do that - I think that's a structural poster

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I love that by far the cheapest, cheesiest effect in this has been the title monsters #monsterdon

#Monsterdon farmers: we've seen a thing or two

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

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nah fuck goin' to the hospital I WANT THE CAT #monsterdon

????????????? #monsterdon

@hollie He's a Mary Sue all right #monsterdon

Aaaaaand here's where the other half of the budget went, folks #monsterdon

Chewie lives!!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon your order is ready!

Why didn't the bounty hunters fired.
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Oh wait, never mind, this is where they rewind the house and the cat #monsterdon

Chewy made it! Good kitty! #Monsterdon #Critters

Sequel hook in 3, 2, 1... #monsterdon

Oh nice, we have a follow-up this time! The movie doesn't just end at the climax.

#Monsterdon

kitty! :D

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If I ever get repelled from a home I'm invading, I'm gonna blow it up on the way out in a petty act of dickishness, too…

#monsterdon

Movie ended but there is still 7 minutes left? I thought this was #Monsterdon #Critters1986

I hope Chewie didn't get blown to kitty bits. #monsterdon

Critters take hostages.
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awwwww KITTY!

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do you think the aliens have good dental insurance?
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I mean, my aunt would get her black powder muzzleloader license, go out the first day of the season, bring back a caribou and call it a job well done. My roommate would wait in the basement hall and pick off Back Bay estuary rats with an air rifle. He got one through the drywall once. Which (a) taught us all that a dead rat in the wall does indeed stink for weeks, and (b) is exactly the skill needed to foil a Crite home invasion.

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#monsterdon Molotov cocktails, good enough for Soviet tanks, good enough for critter space ships.

Oooooh there went the house...

And this how cell phones were born

Many mysteries were answered in this film

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this is a Galaxy Quest tie-in. #monsterdon

I love how the exploded alien ship, sounds like splintering wood when the shards hit the ground.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

Yeah. Thanks for blowing up our house I guess. #Monsterdon #Critters

You are like little baby blowing up front door. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon brad: "thank you, aloof aliens, for being the only useful adults in my life"

They hate houses! #monsterdon

@r343l consenting adults and all... #Monsterdon

Insurance is not going to like any of this #Monsterdon

Kitty~~
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That was the most expensive shot of the whole film

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the house only blew up that big because of all the firework shit in Brad's bedroom
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#Monsterdon of all the times I thought brad was going to light the house/barn on fire ...

bounty hunters oughta recruit that kid #monsterdon

I wish this family were more stoic about all this...

#Monsterdon

"uh oh"
lolololol
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I mostly just want to know how Brad did on his test.

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This is actually easier to get the insurance claim paid for than several other more common things that can happen to a farm #monsterdon

NO MY PROPERTY VALUE!!!
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Well, the Crites were pretty mad at that family, weren't they?

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ahahaha, Checkov's Molotov! amazing! 100% #monsterdon

Me: That's why I always have a bottle of whiskey on me
Friends: This is a serious issue
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Noooooooo not the spaceship

#monsterdon #critters1986

Harv gets slammed during a moment when he wasn't actually doing anything idiotic, didn't think it was likely #monsterdon

Do not mess with that kids 'Firecrackers'

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oh Charlie's got the right idea 😏
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That's one hell of a slow fuse on that pipe bomb... #monsterdon

When in doubt, molotov cocktail 👍 #Monsterdon

Charlie's still got some heat

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Truly, the cocktail we need for #Monsterdon

genuinely good and just inept enough blow-up-the-spaceship scene

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IS the kid going to destroy the ship with that big bomb he made early? Couse that would be awesome and ridiculous all at the same
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#monsterdon that's not a firecracker. That's a pipe bomb.

Hooch for the win! #Monsterdon #Critters

@srol Or a super weak generator #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This is the era of boys not listening to their mothers

“It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.”

“Hit it.”

#Monsterdon

wouldn't be a proper kid snot prankster if he didn't light a few fireworks in someones ride
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or maybe this is Checkov's Firework. #monsterdon

MOLOTOV COCKTAIL

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"I'll holler if I need you"

<doesn't holler>

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charlie really just gonna stand there while a couple of kids get kidnapped by aliens? #monsterdon

Charlie saves the day! Being a drunk pays off!

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BIG BOOM. BIG BADA BOOM. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Toilet water splash back, arrrgh!

The giant critters are starting to look like mirror-universe Wookies

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"Oh hi. Got a light?" #Monsterdon

"I dropped my firecracker!" #monsterdon

The B I G one
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Looks like they are packing the sister as a snack for the trip.

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I mean, at least the ship looks appropriately like a piece of shit on the inside #monsterdon

The cat is named Chewie? Like Captain Marvel's cat?
#Monsterdon #Critters

April has perhaps been impregnated already. #sequel
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#Monsterdon oops the miru stream stopped working for me. gotta refresh

@Zerofactorial #NodsKnowingly #Monsterdon

@s20 Superpower: being surrounded by incompetence

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still trying to decide if this is a sexist plot point in the making. #monsterdon

Surprising the pyrotechnics didn't put any part of their house on fire #monsterdon

It's bigger on the inside. #Monsterdon #Critters

I like Charlie better when he's a brooding alien bounty hunter.

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Snufflelupogous critter took April! Shotgun it!

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

#monsterdon Let's roll!

Finally the bounty hunters find a clue! That runs right into their laps. How do these guys ever accomplish anything in space? They are making diaper headed Dengar look competent.
#Monsterdon #Critters

Bike vs Bike #monsterdon

Cool. We can get out of here faster because we can take the HOV lane!
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I didn’t realize crites were ones to pack a lunch.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

ya know, we didn't have a scene where the critters were chowing down on junk food and stuff yet did we?
#monsterdon

That is one weeeak headlamp..

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