#monsterdon When is this kid going to bust out his fireworks?
So shotguns can only use two bullets at a time? Is that the deal?
And now a Critter that's two feet tall. A big boss of the gang or mother of monsters?
Oh right they can all grow by eating a coup full of pre-McNuggies.
#Monsterdon #Critters
@wohali Blowing up toilets is always a good time.
come on' drop the critters with your handgun, uh huh #monsterdon
If you say Helen's name four times, she's compelled to listen to you. #monsterdon
Toilet clog is clear...
#Monsterdon
ah yes, cop sees something, cop shoots something. doesn't even bother to identify it. #monsterdon
Perfect reaction time from these bounty hunters!
#Monsterdon #Critters1986
Dad: Ride like the wind!
Jay: <agrees>
...
Jay: <walks very very slowly>
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon don't use your gun on them, he'll kill you
I thought there were only 9 of them
...Dude the plunger was right there. #Monsterdon
Who you gonna call? Critehunters!
If nothing else they must have had a lot of fun blowing things up on this set
STOP ALTERNATING LONG AND SHORT VOWELS DAMMIT!!!
Johnny Steele, '80s hairdo hottie.
FTR: firing a shotgun indoors would leave EVERYONE without PPE clutching their hands over their ears in agony.
#monsterdon sigh.
Goddamn catβ¦
She only seems to miss the crites when she can see them. #monsterdon
@rebeld That's what I thought but I'm positive we've seen more than 8 by now
@Taweret and I've been keeping my mouth shut because you staked that territory out already!
Yes, go back for the cat, good. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Some Giant Spider Invasion fans here:
Oh, are these bounty hunters retired Storm Troopers? Their aim certainly would suggest it.
#Monsterdon oh no the cat, we gotta save the cat!
These Crites are alien land piranhas #monsterdon
that's IT? that's all the ammo you have??? isn't this 1980s America??? #monsterdon
LASERBLAST #Monsterdon
I did not expect alien quills to be so accurate. #Monsterdon
Oh, this is the rescue, huh. It really doesn't feel like this movie's been going on a whole hour, does it? #monsterdon
@ohiofi There it is! There it is! Perfect!
Aw, yeah. Bounty hunters show up. Shit's about to go down!
Do we have a current Crites/Critters count? They started with 8 right?
They'll claim it was all a boating accident.
How would you explain on this damage to the Insurer?
@strangefour It's more likely than you think. #Monsterdon
Ha there was an ET toy.
goo π₯΄
#monsterdon
Oh this one is SO puppet π Not even an effort to hide it.
#monsterdon okay, so it's not just the kid that's a pyromaniacβ¦
"We want the crites" then may I suggest trying to work with the kid who is trying to lead you to the crites
Well, her firearms skills picked up quick. Necessity and a mother, all right. #monsterdon
go, critters, go! get them all!
Why didn't everyone take a shotgun down from over the fireplace??
They're also part cat. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon oh my god, that shot just obliterated one
Handsy, ain't they. #Monsterdon
Wow. This family is so resourceful! He grabbed a can of hairspray and lit the aerosol on fire!
uhh 80s music. This is getting better
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@Taweret πΆ Crites just wanna have fu-un πΆ
Critters are like if Fizzgig from Dark Crystal was a gremlin that you fed after midnight.
I swear they're saying "I want the Christ." #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon kid just takes it in stride that uncle charlie and johnny steele from mtv are there until charlie doesn't know where the house is lol
"We're from Los Angeles" #monsterdon
omg! That's the cat's job! #monsterdon
Suddenly it's just a Critters slumber party.
Actually, running into the bounty hunters who are after the Crites was probably the best thing that could have happened to Brad.
Aliens from LA?
#Monsterdon #Critters
CRITE PHONE E.T.
I feel like that critter saying "Who are you" to ET is about to go "You know the rules and so do I".
Sis seems pretty ok considering her dead boyfriend and all.
monsters *and* a music montage! THE MOVIE HAS FINALLY GOTTEN TRACKS. #monsterdon
This ain't your momma's ET! (yes your momma saw ET like 4 years ago) #monsterdon
#Monsterdon pillow fight!
Aww, they're having a little party! They're having fun!
People in these movies always overrate the efficacy of guns and learn about fire too late #monsterdon
Critters musical eating montage.
Shoutout to the prop guys having a ball wrecking the room with hand puppets :D #Monsterdon
[puppetry intensifies]
Yup definitely space cats
The mom from ET is also the mom here (Dee Williams)
#monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow great minds
Oh my god it's eating ET, I love it
Captain! They've adapted! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon poor fishesh
ayyyy E.T.!
"This is the part where the puppeteers get to make up for the lousy pay on this job" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I'm always up for a good barricaded-in-a-house story.
E.T. cameo. π
OK, who HASN'T at some point used a deodorant can as a flamethrower?
There's an E.T. doll!!!
Damn! an actual well-played, human, moment.
@bstacey you mean the stores? #Monsterdon
Swinging weapon's no good, girl, you've got like three feet of space. Get a stabber. #Monsterdon
i could really go with a good "make the house defensible" montage right about now. have these people even seen lost boys #monsterdon
#monsterdon at first I'm like "oh right, they know what a bike isβ¦"
Then I remember they're a space faring alien race who can operate FTL vehicles.
"make my monster grow!" #monsterdon
lil guy just hanging out by the bike like some school yard bully lol #monsterdon
Moms like "E.T. was much nicer."
I feel like an ice cold cola for some reason....
#Monsterdon
Dee Wallace playing the mom seems to think she has a chance for a major award for this role #monsterdon
#Monsterdon this film has been teaching kids how to make flamethrowers outta spray cans
#Monsterdon aquanet torch. Itβs the 80βs for sure. Rad.
Critter toppling a bicycle in a very cat-like manner
I guess the critters are just space cats with poisoned quills
I believe the technical term for what the family's doing here is "blood sacrifice." #monsterdon
I'm suprised that Coca Cola bothered with this product placement.
"Oh my gosh! They're turning into easier targets!"
They're never gonna fit back in that tiny space ship now. #Monsterdon #Critters