#Monsterdon henhouse gloryhole? :frowns:

Enjoy product placement. #Monsterdon #Critters

"hey kid, fuck your bike!"
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Actually, I think Brad had the right idea by trying to open the chicken coop. That would've caused a lot of confusion.

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I have seen this before! I remember the silly ass little Rolle Uppe Inne Ane Balle trick from here #monsterdon

They need to stop shooting the crites. Clearly each one will be killed differently.

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@kshernandez @moira Hope springs eternal #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Critters are clearly against bikes in their backyard

So much for the bike idea. #Monsterdon #Critters

I think this movie would fell different if I liked even ONE character in this family. #monsterdon #critters1986

@moira 😂 patience, my child. #monsterdon

A HEARTWARMING FAMILY RECONCILIATION #monsterdon

oh no he did NOT mess with his bike! #monsterdon

@springdiesel Sadly they do not express this in the movie because that would make it a little less boring.

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@jonny I definitely wouldn't have minded some more critter attacks

Preferably even on people who deserve it, but, y'know, whatever

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@arrjay want 2 see brad silhouetted against the moon with a crite in his basket

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"Here Son, take mah gun"

A timeless American tradition....

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FIRE!

Stop, Drop and Roll into the toilet.

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"They was wearin really funny clothes! Like they was from Los Angeleez!"

#Monsterdon

I miss those long shirts with the overlong front and back!

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@kshernandez I like it, go on...!

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The writers thought that underwriting the bounty hunters would be a cool idea. I don't see this as panning out #monsterdon

Get your slingshot, kid. You need a weapon upgrade. #Monsterdon

He had two more guns in the living room btw (assuming I saw right)
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Looks like the mandarins ran out first. Oh well, it was only two pounds of the blessed things. Excess Vitamin C's not bad, right? #monsterdon

A poultice. Mom and Dad just require a very strong poultice applied.

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@jsadow "Like they was from Los Angeles" hahaha

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RIDE LIKE THE WIND, BRAD #monsterdon

@moira that means he's gonna have the most awesome death. #monsterdon

@Lazarou The Minions of the 80's

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"Dad, someone's gotta go for help, and you're missing three pounds of shoulder." #Monsterdon

Give the kid his slingshot back!

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25m left, it feels like we are in the first 15 minutes. they just don't have enough going here to make a movie happen #monsterdon

Tiny gingers, don't underestimate them!

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I like how the sheriff has NOT noticed the...gunshot holes in the roof of the cruiser? #monsterdon

Back in my day we got attacked by needle shooting bitey tumbleweeds and we didn't hide in no bedrooms

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Kid on a bike! That's the real 80s Americana shit. #monsterdon

Bowlarama. Bowlarama ding dong. #Monsterdon

Junior is like the only competent one, dad. #monsterdon

This guy might be addicted to stealing faces.
And they bounty hunters might accidentally end up killing more people than the Criters.
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Death by light fixture.

the sheriff is like totes the least entertaining part of this movie

i mean by a _lot_

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Honestly, the idealization of American life on display here is more interesting than the monsters. It's not them I expect to rewatch this for. #monsterdon

@Taweret They should shoot it up again. #Monsterdon

Really making the most of the "dispatcher" role here. #monsterdon

The bowling geeks don’t want no freaks #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Loving the Bob Geldoff alien.

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BINGO!

"They were wearing really funny clothes."

"Like they were from Los Angeles!"

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"They were wearing really funny clothes, like they were from Las Angeles".

Because that's the only place fashion exists.

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There's a reason those toilet covers went out of style, they're very unsanitary.

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LOL!! the kid takes one out on accident #monsterdon

"They looked like they was from Los Angeles"

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They was wearing really funny clothes, like they was from Los Angeles.

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#monsterdon the moral of this story is that in an alien invasion, parents will be useless, and we'll have to rely on pyromaniac kids to save us.

like a suit.. like an Egger suit. #Monsterdon #Critters

@wohali no, no, they never use fire! ask @bunnyhero ! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon These bounty hunters are spectacularly incompetent. Shooting up a bowling alley with no sign of the critters helps how?!

"They were wearing really funny clothes."

"Like they was from Los Angeles."

#Monsterdon

@gnomon It wouldn't be a proper #Monsterdon if everything was plot-relevant

I mean the fact that we have a plot for it to be relevant to is notable in its own right

@hollie "Country girls make do." #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh those needle darts are _sedative_ now?!

@trixter Same, but I feel like a 12-gauge double might've been a little much... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the actor who plays the mom is 14 years older than the actor who plays the daughter. The actor who plays the daughter was born in the 60s.

Really? A ceiling fan? I thought crites were made of sterner stuff. #Monsterdon #Critters

Rural folks survive everything with shotguns and ceiling fans

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They’re vulnerable to fire!

(As is the rug.)

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Do not lock your family in the car with Dee Wallace is all I’m gonna say. #Monsterdon

I guess the darts aren't really a "new" power but the scene nicely highlighted 'em #monsterdon

Maybe starting a fire in your house wasn't the best idea...

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ENVIRONMENTAL KILL -- 100 PTS #Monsterdon

Yeah, light the house on fire while you're upstairs.

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NGL I grew up in the country and I definitely knew how to use a rifle at that age.

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#Monsterdon "critters? i'm your biggest fan" *squish*

@springdiesel Mysteriously the hunted are like gremlins and the interstellar hunters are like guys who spent more $ on their band's outfits than instruments.

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80s horror movie logic is if something bites you, you turn into it. so is daddy romney going to turn into like 30 crites in a trenchcoat? #monsterdon

Nice Rube Goldberg shot, kid. I did a lot worse at the same age. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh is the boy gonna be able to... no... oh okay, gravity kills?

I am shotgunning the crap out of them at this point. Are they just a little slow in those parts?

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man, dad looks dead
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I know the designers had so much fun with the alien rock outfit. #Monsterdon

well that was MOMentous

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@_L1vY_ Aquanet was not joke!! #monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid Walk it off, man. Walk it off. #monsterdon

@OliviaVespera In college in the 80s we'd snark verbally in front of the teevee #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oooof right in the neck!

Wonder if the kid remembers he's got a pipe bomb in his pants? #Monsterdon

Yeah, I mean, the mother's characterization I differ with some, but I gotta say, this kind of portrayal of basically healthy family life is no bad thing to see. It's kind of what I was implicitly promised when I was brought into this world. Never got it, but that probably just makes the nostalgia all the keener. #monsterdon

You've got to rip the door off to pull off that outfit in that place. #Monsterdon

Pin Busters. Cute bowling shirt.
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@rebeld He must have lost 2 lbs already

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The Hairdo remains utterly unfazed.

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Dad's fine, just rest up old man, I'm sure a good sleep and some cod liver oil will set you right as rain.

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Those golf lessons paid off! #Monsterdon

that's a lot of blood loss for "fine", dad #monsterdon

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I'm sure it'll end fine for pool table guys.

#monsterdon Damn, mom. You need a Valium.

How is the dad still alive at this point? #monsterdon

@severud mission accomplished!

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These bounty hunters have a playbook: Land on a planet, go into the first building they see, mimic one person there, destroy two things, leave. And they stick to it. #monsterdon