dude's already an alcoholic but can you blame him for drinking more at this point #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Harv has complex COPD and will drop dead of congestive heart failure. Then they’ll discover that he has raging liver cancer and only has moments left, or, he’s in his 60’s. ;)

I don’t even follow #monsterdon and yet it fills my timeline. 😂

@xoagray Judas Priest?! #BreakinTheLaw #Monsterdon

I think THIS is the film they watched before making Killer Klowns from Outer Space. #Monsterdon

@paco

When you travel the universe, you don't have time to dawdle.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986 #Critters

@OliviaVespera This came out 5 years before T2, clearly that was a homage to this movie

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oh whoops one of the characters is actually named jeb, my stereotype names were too generic #monsterdon

But Halloween Is Every Day!!

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I have finished my nacho fries and am about to start on the Junior Mints.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

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Dolly Parton is pinned to the wall next to his bed. Seems appropriate, somehow. #monsterdon

Oh, what a... Handsome man :/ #Monsterdon

Look, they are waking poor Mr Walsh!
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Everyone is admiring the studded outfits.

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I don't think I saw what prompted the bounty hunters to go to the bowling alley. Why did they go there?

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This is a great scream scene on the front porch into the living room. #Monsterdon

This is not how you make First Contact. Have they even HEARD of the Prime Directive?

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Me when I enter the grocery store in this super churchy town

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I can't be mad at you rolling flesh eating space beasts. You're such cute muppets.
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Yep. Laserblast. #Monsterdon

@maple they fast forwarded through the good parts of "earth" lol #monsterdon

"I need your clothes and your boots and your motorcycle"

#Monsterdon

Apparently what you do *not* learn from the Power of the Night music video is the fact that nobody on Earth knows what "crites" are

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(shouting and screaming)

(explosions continue)

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know when to back down jeb, his eyes are glowing blue and his entire body is bulging out of his shirt #monsterdon

Man, just PICK A FACE already. #Monsterdon

Oh, come on dude, pick an alias already.

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"yeah I need some beers and a side of crites" #monsterdon

They're so advanced, but they don't have TVs!

#monsterdon

So I guess the team is the Pin Busters? They ain't afraid of no pins?

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These are the worst disguises I've ever seen on anybody in my life. #monsterdon

Marauding hairball chipped off her husband's body, nice approach shot #monsterdon

Charlie perfectly demonstrating what most bar insurance agencies would call a "civil and criminal liability." #monsterdon

those bounty hunters are really louse at their work. They keep looking up in the wrong places. Where are the mandalorians when you need them?
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I wonder if any of the hundred-ish people in this bowling alley suspect that the guy who throws a bowling ball at pins and smashes them might be not human

Any of them

Even a little

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#Monsterdon this is so fun, imagine if threaters allowed livetweeting. I'd love to do that sometime

"Have another drink, Charlie."

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They aliens roll like tumbleweeds. #Monsterdon

BDSM hair metal aliens. Interesting choice. #monsterdon

"Wonder what team he's on"

The yucks in this movie are so good

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Go Team Bounty Hunters #monsterdon

Teen boy sucked, but his death was still kinda unsatisfactory

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That's right. Shut the damn door. #Monsterdon

"Nobody fucks with a-Jesus"

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that's the power of BOWL #monsterdon

this guy is walking around looking like a whole rockstar #monsterdon

It all makes sense now

#monsterdon

That's an awfully beat-up bowling ball he's holding.

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I would use the regular kind of bowling pins #monsterdon

Whaddya think? Eat the bowling ball? #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ If it's Johnny Steel his face would ring a bell #SeemedRelevant #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Despite the panic and screaming, this family is remarkably competent in reaction.

Please eat a bowling ball...pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

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"Holy shit! The pin machine's broke again!"

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Yeah, I mean, if you make your bowling pins out of chalk, this often happens #monsterdon

Bounty hunter is the best bowler of all? ...

hell yeah

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@OliviaVespera Ah well I figure that's why they had the kid do it

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and warning ignored checks out my card. #monsterdon

Wow, multiple black people. This is a pretty integrated Kansas town for the 80s. #Monsterdon

Radioactive space gophers.
Heroes inna gopher hole.
Gopher power!
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I can't believe this kid still has all his fingers....
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@srol They did! And we're all better for it.

#monsterdon #critters

Now they're leaving. What took them so long?!#Monsterdon

"I need your clothes, your shoes, and your ball" #monsterdon

Let Critters Say Fuck #monsterdon

This movie proves that alluding to pop culture does not make you clever.

#Monsterdon

I ain't afraid a no pins.. Pinbusters!

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

"Isn't that Johnny Steele?"

Well, it's his face

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#monsterdon wow. Way to enable, bartender guy.

@apLundell @Taweret They're just puppets #monsterdon

Oh hey, what were you saying about Terminator? #monsterdon

Sometimes you REALLY want to bowl.

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The slide bolt is on the bottom? What?

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@Lazarou I think that was part of mom qualification in the 80's

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Okay so, bowling alley, vicious aliens shaped like balls, we are definitely HEADED SOMEWHERE

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That’s what snotty preaching will get you #Monsterdon

I haven't seen a Critters in ages. But now I wish there were more of them. With decent writing and budget. And zanier.
Give me Critters vs Re-Animator! or some nonsense.
#Monsterdon #Critters

Best line in the entire movie. LOL!

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“FUCK!”

Magnificent!

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Furry expletives are…cute?

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#Monsterdon why is Bradley the most competent member of this family by far. I missed the first few minutes but he has been planning for this, hasn't he?

@jonny Something is Extremely Unique about the color grading on this #monsterdon

just the business end of a shot gun peeking out from around the door to blow that thing's head off. that was looney tunes right there. #monsterdon

Following up on Chekhov's ability-to-climb-out-the-window nicely

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#Monsterdon retroactively trans bowling club represent

@maple holy shit it IS the pinbusters lmao
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Pinbusters, I get it.

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There we have it, a PG-*13* rating! :D #Monsterdon

Pinbusters. They were really proud of that

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Haha! The Crites can curse!

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ok so it is a bowling pin and not a baby, but why did they make the bowling pin so pink and baby looking #monsterdon

Wait, is _this_ the 'War on Christianity in America' that I keep hearing-about?

#monsterdon

oh, it's a /bowling pin/; duh…
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#Monsterdon hahahaha excellent comedic timing

this feels like an excellent example of American gun handling #monsterdon

It's so funny watching these fuzz balls that look like the croquet hedgehogs from Disney's Alice in Wonderland roll along while scary music plays. #monsterdon

"They have weapons"

"So what?"

[gunshot]

"Fuck!"

#Monsterdon

"FUCK!"

#Monsterdon

"Fuck!" 😂

#monsterdon #critters1986

FUCK! #Monsterdon #Critters