#Monsterdon I think it's a bit weird that she doesn't know how to shoot. I feel like that's an important self defense thing especially when you don't know how far away help will be.
My mother grew up on a farm and I guaran-damn-tee you she would not be losing her shit like this. Hell, I've seen her run a man out of town with a revolver, hand her a side-by-side like this and you can just go back to bed #monsterdon
Need to learn Critter for fuck
#monsterdon
@diazona@techhub.social They're a bit better than Daleks that way, but not that much.
#Monsterdon #Critters1986
Did these things get into their house and lock the doors?
Pew Pew in the pews. With lasers, though.
#Monsterdon
UGH who locked the door!!!
I personally did not enjoy the funeral shooting up scene #monsterdon
BRAD has a plan but he needs! those! fireworks! #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial Boys that age... #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon does the dad known his son's name?
Will there be anything *left* of Dad by the end of this film?
Menacing diegetic organ sting!
#Monsterdon #Critters
ma'am, your daughter beat one of those things with a stick until it succumbed to internal explosive damage, surely you can manage to hit it with the butt of the gun. #monsterdon
They just want 2 cuddle
This movie IS about family life. Probably not the kind you want though.
Enjoy this special time!!!
o/~ Driiiiifting along with the tumbling tumblecritters. o/~
Jeff?
#Monsterdon
LMBO!! These lil mofos look like tumbleweed with purpose. #monsterdon
This kid climbs trees like Link in Breath of the Wild.
Don’t get your Tribbles wet or feed them after midnight.
#Monsterdon of course they could also be known as those bitey tumbleweeds
And thus the game of Critter Golf was invented.
Man that shoulder is just not having a good night. #Monsterdon
That's right. Close the gate in your picket fence. That'll stop them!
Maybe at the end all of the townspeople will be taken to the asteroid prison colony.
Looks like a base hit to me. #Monsterdon #Critters
FOUR!
run! RUNNNN from the giant pom-pom! #monsterdon
Rollin Rollin Rollin, keep those cites a rolling.
Dad has 3 guns on the mantle but never taught either of his kids to shoot so he might as well only have one gun. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon holy shit! Spiky tribbles!
@otheorange_tag Ugh, he's doing it again #monsterdon
tumblin tumblin aliens
#Monsterdon fuckin sonic the hedgehog
@strangefour Yup, that's the one :D #Monsterdon
Oh, Tribbles. #Monsterdon
go, critters! get them!
@brooke Look, if a civilization can't even bother to learn what a crite is, maybe they deserve to be eaten.
oh wow it's been ages since I've seen a movie with a logic-following plot. #monsterdon
@diazona They are a lot cuter. #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Oh was that the one with the gremlin looking things attacking a farm house? That was probably just a bunch of owls.
#Monsterdon #Critters
These critters move around like Sonic the Hedgehog.
reminded of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes with those Critters rolling like that. they just don't have the warbling mutter when they do, hehe
"...I see Steve's car. You have Steve's keys. Where's Steve?"
"Yeah, about that ..."
#Monsterdon Oh those ones are huge~ Are they like sonic the hedge hog?
They would have been FINE if this had been a cybertruck
Critter in the car time to employ that scattergun dad
I can’t believe I really have never seen any part of this movie #monsterdon
Actually they used to be gremlins before the radioactive zapping
@xoagray They must have spent a lot of time grinding with clothes on #monsterdon
...Guys they only wrecked the seats, you can still drive the thing. #Monsterdon
Oh, how sensible! They're trying to drive three counties over. Unfortunate that the Crites thought of it first.
#Monsterdon #Critters1986
why can't they take Steve's car? #monsterdon
@RSX9983 I suggest #Monsterdon as a middle name, to make up for your absence 🥰
@maple It's his bowling team, I've been assuming. April was gonna watch him bowl before she dragged Steve off to get eaten alive and then chomped by a Crite, remember. #monsterdon
@srol pew! you mean phew! ? ... no #Monsterdon
gophers, everett?
People look at this man and go, what is he thinking? He's a farmer. This isn't quite Tuesday, but it might be the second week of June. #monsterdon
So this is all based on the Hopkinsville encounter, right? #Monsterdon
@maple pinbusters?
#monsterdon
"...they've cut out our phone, cut out our power. Hell, they even cut out my bowlin' shoulder!"
But does she have the phone number for the Army? Did they put that in the yellow pages?
That blowed up real good! Shame about the slingshot.
I could've done without 20 minutes of puttering around the farm in the first act but all the aliens stuff is awesome
Dad's not wrong/ he's just an idiot.
#monsterdon no too much snark for this one, so far it's a really fun film with some great practical effects and some lovely tasmani- I mean creatures.
If it was me, I'd want a pump action for this. #monsterdon
These guys are giving me the men in black from Brother from Another Planet vibes
ok is dad wearing a knock-off ghostbusters shirt? is that what that is?
We can rebuilt it. Make it stronger. We have the technology.
@CactuarJoe Just say "watch this!" #HowTheUnivetseEnds #Monsterdon
oh it took the power of JESUS to get the car out of reverse. #monsterdon
HAH! Billy Zane knocked himself out.
RIP Billy Zane, maybe? He won't be playing piano anymore atleast.
#Monsterdon #Critters
You know, a disguise doesn't work so well when you change right in front of people.
@wohali Yes It is clearly wholesome and not Sodom so it is completely incoherent subtext.
New face new face, everybody move down. #Monsterdon
Oh, okay we got more organ notes I'm satisfied
#Monsterdon NOW~ he takes the gun. Could have had it earlier
#Monsterdon real subtle guys, just roll in and shoot up places saying you're looking for the crites
maybe try uh saying what a crite is
Alien fundamentalist can be pretty whacked. #monsterdon
So, the two visitors show up during the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, and the villagers do not offer them hospitality
'POWER OF THE NIGHT!"
#Monsterdon
Well, look like these two bounty hunters(?) are blowing it (up) again.
🎶 More than a Feeling...🎶#monsterdon
#Monsterdon hey if bounty hunting doesn't work out, these guys can be American cops!
I mean I don't like organ music either but that's a bit much
These guys shoot first and ask questions later.
Bounty huntedr #2 is a bit trigger happy. Still gets thanks for offing the organ.
Not very good bounty hunters, eh?
Questioning the skill of the bounty hunters TBH
#monsterdon oh no! Neelix is gone again!
why even have disguises if you are just going to also have laser guns!?!?! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I take it they're atheist
Aww, I was hoping for more Neelix.
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Jeff just taking out everything on little old ladies, CALM DOWN, JEFF
@moira Then they'd be archbishop twosheds jackson? #Monsterdon
I hope the Church service gets wrecked....
So I think at this point it's fair to ask, what was the point of disguising ourselves as humans in the first place? Obviously we SUCK at it, so... #monsterdon