Best line in the entire movie. LOL!

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“FUCK!”

Magnificent!

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#Monsterdon why is Bradley the most competent member of this family by far. I missed the first few minutes but he has been planning for this, hasn't he?

Furry expletives are…cute?

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@jonny Something is Extremely Unique about the color grading on this #monsterdon

just the business end of a shot gun peeking out from around the door to blow that thing's head off. that was looney tunes right there. #monsterdon

Following up on Chekhov's ability-to-climb-out-the-window nicely

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#Monsterdon retroactively trans bowling club represent

Pinbusters, I get it.

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There we have it, a PG-*13* rating! :D #Monsterdon

Haha! The Crites can curse!

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Pinbusters. They were really proud of that

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ok so it is a bowling pin and not a baby, but why did they make the bowling pin so pink and baby looking #monsterdon

Wait, is _this_ the 'War on Christianity in America' that I keep hearing-about?

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oh, it's a /bowling pin/; duh…
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#Monsterdon hahahaha excellent comedic timing

this feels like an excellent example of American gun handling #monsterdon

It's so funny watching these fuzz balls that look like the croquet hedgehogs from Disney's Alice in Wonderland roll along while scary music plays. #monsterdon

"They have weapons"

"So what?"

[gunshot]

"Fuck!"

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"FUCK!"

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"Fuck!" 😂

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FUCK! #Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon I think it's a bit weird that she doesn't know how to shoot. I feel like that's an important self defense thing especially when you don't know how far away help will be.

My mother grew up on a farm and I guaran-damn-tee you she would not be losing her shit like this. Hell, I've seen her run a man out of town with a revolver, hand her a side-by-side like this and you can just go back to bed #monsterdon

@diazona@techhub.social They're a bit better than Daleks that way, but not that much.

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Did these things get into their house and lock the doors?

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Pew Pew in the pews. With lasers, though.
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UGH who locked the door!!!

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I personally did not enjoy the funeral shooting up scene #monsterdon

BRAD has a plan but he needs! those! fireworks! #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Boys that age... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon does the dad known his son's name?

Will there be anything *left* of Dad by the end of this film?

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Menacing diegetic organ sting!
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ma'am, your daughter beat one of those things with a stick until it succumbed to internal explosive damage, surely you can manage to hit it with the butt of the gun. #monsterdon

They just want 2 cuddle

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@RSX9983

This movie IS about family life. Probably not the kind you want though.
Enjoy this special time!!!

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o/~ Driiiiifting along with the tumbling tumblecritters. o/~

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LMBO!! These lil mofos look like tumbleweed with purpose. #monsterdon

Jeff?
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This kid climbs trees like Link in Breath of the Wild.

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Don’t get your Tribbles wet or feed them after midnight.

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#Monsterdon of course they could also be known as those bitey tumbleweeds

Man that shoulder is just not having a good night. #Monsterdon

That's right. Close the gate in your picket fence. That'll stop them!

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Maybe at the end all of the townspeople will be taken to the asteroid prison colony.

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Looks like a base hit to me. #Monsterdon #Critters

FOUR!

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run! RUNNNN from the giant pom-pom! #monsterdon

Rollin Rollin Rollin, keep those cites a rolling.

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Dad has 3 guns on the mantle but never taught either of his kids to shoot so he might as well only have one gun. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon holy shit! Spiky tribbles!

@otheorange_tag Ugh, he's doing it again #monsterdon

tumblin tumblin aliens

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#Monsterdon fuckin sonic the hedgehog

@strangefour Yup, that's the one :D #Monsterdon

Oh, Tribbles. #Monsterdon

oh wow it's been ages since I've seen a movie with a logic-following plot. #monsterdon

@brooke Look, if a civilization can't even bother to learn what a crite is, maybe they deserve to be eaten.

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go, critters! get them!

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@CactuarJoe Oh was that the one with the gremlin looking things attacking a farm house? That was probably just a bunch of owls.
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@diazona They are a lot cuter. #monsterdon

These critters move around like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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reminded of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes with those Critters rolling like that. they just don't have the warbling mutter when they do, hehe

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They would have been FINE if this had been a cybertruck

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#Monsterdon Oh those ones are huge~ Are they like sonic the hedge hog?

"...I see Steve's car. You have Steve's keys. Where's Steve?"
"Yeah, about that ..."

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Critter in the car time to employ that scattergun dad

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I can’t believe I really have never seen any part of this movie #monsterdon

Actually they used to be gremlins before the radioactive zapping

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@xoagray They must have spent a lot of time grinding with clothes on #monsterdon

...Guys they only wrecked the seats, you can still drive the thing. #Monsterdon

Oh, how sensible! They're trying to drive three counties over. Unfortunate that the Crites thought of it first.

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why can't they take Steve's car? #monsterdon

@RSX9983 I suggest #Monsterdon as a middle name, to make up for your absence 🥰

@maple It's his bowling team, I've been assuming. April was gonna watch him bowl before she dragged Steve off to get eaten alive and then chomped by a Crite, remember. #monsterdon

@srol pew! you mean phew! ? ... no #Monsterdon

gophers, everett?

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People look at this man and go, what is he thinking? He's a farmer. This isn't quite Tuesday, but it might be the second week of June. #monsterdon

So this is all based on the Hopkinsville encounter, right? #Monsterdon

@maple pinbusters?
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"...they've cut out our phone, cut out our power. Hell, they even cut out my bowlin' shoulder!"

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But does she have the phone number for the Army? Did they put that in the yellow pages?

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That blowed up real good! Shame about the slingshot.

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I could've done without 20 minutes of puttering around the farm in the first act but all the aliens stuff is awesome

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Dad's not wrong/ he's just an idiot.

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#monsterdon no too much snark for this one, so far it's a really fun film with some great practical effects and some lovely tasmani- I mean creatures.

If it was me, I'd want a pump action for this. #monsterdon

These guys are giving me the men in black from Brother from Another Planet vibes

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ok is dad wearing a knock-off ghostbusters shirt? is that what that is?

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We can rebuilt it. Make it stronger. We have the technology.

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@CactuarJoe Just say "watch this!" #HowTheUnivetseEnds #Monsterdon

oh it took the power of JESUS to get the car out of reverse. #monsterdon

HAH! Billy Zane knocked himself out.
RIP Billy Zane, maybe? He won't be playing piano anymore atleast.
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You know, a disguise doesn't work so well when you change right in front of people.

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@wohali Yes It is clearly wholesome and not Sodom so it is completely incoherent subtext.

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New face new face, everybody move down. #Monsterdon

Oh, okay we got more organ notes I'm satisfied

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#Monsterdon NOW~ he takes the gun. Could have had it earlier

#Monsterdon real subtle guys, just roll in and shoot up places saying you're looking for the crites

maybe try uh saying what a crite is