Hey now Neelix has some prosthetic crap on his face. I feel more at home now.
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Tonight I'm reading from the Gospel according to Matthew, Mark, Luke and... Duck!

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#monsterdon Checkov's homemade explosive killed a critter!!

stupid church-crashers! #monsterdon

#monsterdon what the hell was up with that lady giggling about Sodom and Gamorha?

@paco first bite's the best…
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ONE note on the organ? ONE note? Cmon we need more drama than that smh

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#Monsterdon church?!? Now? YOU'LL MISS THE BOWLING TOURNAMENT!

"...they broke my watch!" #Monsterdon

I know he said "Book of Genesis" but I heard it as "Book of Guinnesses" and that sounds way more interesting

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zat's a spicy meatball #monsterdon

@Louisa They walk it off in rural America

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Guess he won't be using those fingers if ya know what I mean.

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Right, Grover's Neck, KS is Sodom or Gomorrah. Definite hotbed of filth and vile.

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Just your regular Midnight Mass.

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AND THERE AROSE A FIRE OUT OF THE PIT LIKE THE FIRE OF A GREAT FLAME THEN ADD THE RIBS #Monsterdon

Sugar... and WATER.. #Monsterdon #Critters

they're holding church in a... shed?

not even a very large shed?

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Tee hee, Sodom and Gomorrah.

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#Monsterdon So it's a sunday by the looks of the midnight mass

@Zerofactorial he is probably leaking something #Monsterdon

@hollie Yeah I was thinking it was probably for the best that didn't go off.

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SOCIAL COMMENTARY #monsterdon

unabomber kid, to the rescue!
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Oh boy #monsterdon

getting high? #monsterdon

@helianthropy I think we're supposed to assume dead based on how it keeled over

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oh he was just a little guy, so eepy #monsterdon

Well this took a turn #monsterdon

#monsterdon Unrealistic make out session in the barn. Surely she'd have a shirt off by now?! Oh wait. Critters now.

The sound effect made the morphing bounty hunter sound like he was taking a leak #monsterdon

Seems like these critters like to kill people, but not necessarily eat very much of them. #monsterdon

Oh dang they saved him. Wait how big is the body count in this movie? Time to start counting.
1 dead Neelix
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#monsterdon Brad's improvised plan worked! Either that or the explosive just gave the alien a bad tummy ache.

@strangefour This is how I will die someday.

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Ah, the old story, the drunk who cried aliens
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Girl Friday isn't quite nasally enough to be comedic

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...So you're just gonna leave the New York guy up in the loft? #Monsterdon

aw, little fuzzy boy just fell over. poor guy ate something that disagreed with him. #monsterdon

Okay if that's the woman that had to get out of the date to wash her hair, she may not have been lying.

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MY TEETH ARE HERE

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#monsterdon well that should've been a barn fire.

Their one weakness has been discovered… eating fireworks!

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Did it just absorb the blast and survive or did it die?

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@brooke I am always saying this.

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OH YEAH FIREWORKS WHILE THERE'S DRY HAY ALL AROUND SOUNDS LIKE GREAT IDEA

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My stream just crashed and I'm not sure I'm enjoying the movie enough to get out from the blanket to fix it.

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#Monsterdon Just casually eats some dynamite... and goes to sleep. So it really does eat power.

he eepy

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Yeah, this should have an NES tie-in game which is a shameless ripoff of The Goonies game. #Monsterdon

@brooke True in more situations than you'd think #monsterdon

saved! by the firecracker! #monsterdon

If only Pa Kent had told young Clark that he could use his powers to save his own life.

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They were making out, it's almost a given they had to get attacked. It's like the first rule of horror films. :)

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He's lucky he lost a finger and not another body part.

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I like how she saw her brother's firework and didn't, like, run for cover

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SPICY! #Monsterdon #Critters

#monsterdon These mercenaries are pretty incompetent so far.

FIRE?!?! IN A HAY LOFT ?!?!?!

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I wanted to actually join tonight’s #monsterdon but we LITERALLY just got home from hospital from having our first child (I mean literally literally…. Like walked in the door 40 mins ago) so… maybe next week! Hope everyone enjoys a truly horrible but fantastic movie! 🤣

I'd keep running. Why stop at the top of the stairs. That shit bit you, a lot of times. How are you not running still, to get away. #Monsterdon

critters eating chickens oh no egg prices are already bad enough

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what, the teenagers are still dressed?
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RIP hard drinkin dad. That'll learn him to try and pet a wild raccoon in the basement.
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Does the chicken die? Yes. Sadly yes.

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#monsterdon you go, superhero kid!

I did not have April in the Hay Loft with a pitchfork

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@r343l If it is dad, it could alsobe paralyzing farts?! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon nom nom fire

He's going to light something on fire in a hay loft, isn't he.

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oh, bye steve. #monsterdon

@Cherizilla You think? #monsterdon

I remember those cheap Radio Shack tape decks always shorted out.

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His heart won't go on #Monsterdon

These aliens know how to hotwire a car? #monsterdon

press F to pay respects to the Dork from New York

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I love how they can just back the car out of the ditch after it's been in an accident.

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Nooo! Steve! You were too much of a himbo for this world.

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Dad's in the running for a Darwin Award #monsterdon

@moira s'okay, the camera operator is watching out for her

watching her

whatever

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ACAB includes eggman-NELIX hybrids

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get him, critters! get him!

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#Monsterdon Oh here we go the only virgins get to live trope front and center!

I guess he gave the critter the finger

and the other finger

and a couple of other ones

and now some organs

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#Monsterdon worst makeout interruption ever

meanwhile, these two haven't even gotten their clothes off. do they need an instructional manual? #monsterdon

Sure, like 10% of his skin was destroyed, but no reason to take dad to the doctor or anything

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@wohali I mean, it's only growling a little bit. #Monsterdon

And now it's time to punish the young lovers, like a good '80s horror flick should. #Monsterdon

good thing you hadn't taken ur pants off, playa #monsterdon

Shit, that's my turn signal finger!

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Mackin' in an 80's movie. This guy is kebab. #Monsterdon #Critters

Are these horny teens still trying to get it on?

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LOL he copied the wounds on dude's face too!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Dad is a good competent protector. No one expects paralyzing darts!

#Monsterdon waaaaitaminute, the kid's a redhead and none of the parents are! What's that about?

nobody's bothered going looking for the daughter yet?

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@RobynGoodfellow And cutting phone lines! #monsterdon

Oh no, he's transforming into the cop, isn't he

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Aye!! I got bingo!! #monsterdon