#Monsterdon Oh here we go the only virgins get to live trope front and center!

I guess he gave the critter the finger

and the other finger

and a couple of other ones

and now some organs

#monsterdon #critters

#Monsterdon worst makeout interruption ever

meanwhile, these two haven't even gotten their clothes off. do they need an instructional manual? #monsterdon

Sure, like 10% of his skin was destroyed, but no reason to take dad to the doctor or anything

#Monsterdon

@wohali I mean, it's only growling a little bit. #Monsterdon

And now it's time to punish the young lovers, like a good '80s horror flick should. #Monsterdon

good thing you hadn't taken ur pants off, playa #monsterdon

Shit, that's my turn signal finger!

#Monsterdon

Mackin' in an 80's movie. This guy is kebab. #Monsterdon #Critters

Are these horny teens still trying to get it on?

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

LOL he copied the wounds on dude's face too!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Dad is a good competent protector. No one expects paralyzing darts!

nobody's bothered going looking for the daughter yet?

#monsterdon #critters

#Monsterdon waaaaitaminute, the kid's a redhead and none of the parents are! What's that about?

@RobynGoodfellow And cutting phone lines! #monsterdon

Oh no, he's transforming into the cop, isn't he

#Monsterdon

Aye!! I got bingo!! #monsterdon

...so long, kids #monsterdon

"Sugar. In. Water." #Monsterdon

Another movie with those weak-ass flashlights we all used back then #monsterdon

oh hey, is neelix back? nice! #monsterdon

The critters figured out circuit breakers faster than these guys figured out car keys. #Monsterdon #Critters

The lighting in this movie is bumming me out.

#Monsterdon

Yes, kid, that's the pointy end of the dart.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

@arrjay put it in R #monsterdon

oh wait the clothes are their alien clothes

thought the hot rocker guy just wore that as part of his outfit in the video
#monsterdon

Zombie Jeff and the Rockstar - bounty hunters for hire.

#monsterdon

Lol Silly Putty guy jerking off to Neelix's dead body

#Monsterdon

HOW ARE YOU GETTING THE CAR OUT OF THE DITCH. #monsterdon

My parents would often mock cars with "You couldn't haul much hay in that."

I've thought that about wankpanzers, though.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

"But tonight I have to wash my hair," something hair band alien frontman can really relate to.

#Monsterdon

Apparently shapeshifting works best when the source subject is still alive…

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

#monsterdon Yay! Neelix is back.

(I have to wash my hair? 😂🤣

welcome back, neelix

#monsterdon

@plantago #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

@jonny The first few minutes is all about tho the prisoners have escaped and they have enough fuel to cross the galaxy ten times and like a gang of ICE agents go after them...then it is all like random thingies eat people. 🤷‍♀️

#Monsterdon
@tag-monsterdon

Ah, yes. The "I have to wash my hair" excuse.

#Monsterdon

I dig those aliens' clothes... #monsterdon

when you cast a star like Ethan Phillips, you /don't/ let him go to waste…

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon we save some money by doing the second skull transformation offscreen

Rejoice, Neelix fans, your boy is back from the dead!

Kinda.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Critters

Whoops sorry, I cursed the dad 😬

#Monsterdon

Not wasting any time with this one!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

oh eggman is gonna be neelix isn't he #monsterdon

Whaddya figure the odds are on a "You're the man of the family now" scene? #Monsterdon

@bstacey Same. #Monsterdon

If tribbles had teeth

#monsterdon

Dead phone. 😀#Monsterdon

#monsterdon. Now that I've gotten more of a glimpse I deem them carnivorous tribbles with projectile weapons 😳

it's critterin time!!

#monsterdon

I feel like I was expecting the Dad character to be more abusive and/or less competent

#Monsterdon

Porcuballs with razor sharp teeth are terrifying.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

I'm gonna call a shot and say RIP Dad #monsterdon

I adore the critter puppets. fantastic practical effects creatures

#monsterdon

Props to the actor, though, it's hard to make wrestling with a polyester and silicone teddy bear look believable. #Monsterdon

Tubi has so many prescription drug ads #monsterdon

Death awaits, with sharp pointy teeth. What, BEHIND the rabbit? AHHHHHRRGGGG!

#Monsterdon

The critters are not cute enough.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

"What ya pickling down there bro?"

#Monsterdon

ouch!! #monsterdon

Why did he come down here, we've already established that he could have just called down the AC vent

#Monsterdon

It's hungry, I don't see what's wrong

#monsterdon

I. AXED. YOU. A. QUESTION. GODDAMMIT!

#monsterdon #critters

#Monsterdon whaaaat? projectile spines?

ugh i hate that i get so easily distracted by annoying tech issues (not even related to watching the movie!). anyway back to #monsterdon (helps that i've seen this before)

(That's what she said!)

#monsterdon #critters1986

They've already set up dad's character so that he's pretty knowledgable about mechanical and electrical things, and this just completely destroys the willful suspension of disbelief in his character.

#Monsterdon

It ate the copper right off the wall but I'll be FINE, my hands are made of atdamantium

#monsterdon

When muppets attack. #Monsterdon #Critters

#monsterdon I'm impressed. No one has done anything really stupid yet.

Wow, Dad is going down WAY earlier than expected.

#monsterdon #critters1986

I don't expect bowling dad survives for a lot of time
#monsterdon

@jsadow i have no idea about any of that part, that must have been in the first 5 minutes. i just thought they were aliens doing alien stuff #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Okay, did not expect the dad to be attacked. Is he gonna die?

I think he's not gonna make it to the bowling match.

#Monsterdon #Critters

go on, reach right in there with your bare hand

#monsterdon

BADGER! STAY UPSTAIRS!

#monsterdon #critters

Uh oh. Mitt Romney’s not long for this world…

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

Ah man, I didn't want them to kill this guy. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that was *not* the cat

Crite his ass!

#monsterdon

Oh yes, walk TOWARDS the suspicious noise, surely nothing's going to happen

hope you weren't attached to your FACE, farmer brown #Monsterdon

we're almost halfway though the movie by the way

#monsterdon

SUSPICIOUS CANNING SPOTTED #monsterdon

@OliviaVespera 🎵 Power of the Night 🎵

#Monsterdon

We need to find a darker, scarier place than the house to hide. The root cellar! #monsterdon

Uh Oh. They got into the moonshine. #Monsterdon #Critters

Get ready for it.

#monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid Back then there was still a code requirement for your license #monsterdon

Tubi is advertising a pet surveillance system to me, guess it would be useful if crits from an asteroid were coming after my cat

#Monsterdon

@jonny I thought they were running from their jailors so I am confused about why they mangled a cow anyway.

#Monsterdon

ZOINKS #monsterdon

Welp. So long, Good Farmer Dad, we hardly knew ye. #monsterdon

where's that neocat nomming wires emoji when ya need it
#monsterdon

Is the shirt a Ghostbusters reference?

#monsterdon

this is some... unfortunately realistic mishmash of older electrical technologies, I've actually seen shit like that in the field

#monsterdon #critters

Critters: what if a hedgehog was rounder and 50% mouth full of teeth.
#Monsterdon #Critters

I do love how this big ol' farmhouse has ONLY ONE flashlight for everyone #monsterdon