...so long, kids #monsterdon

Another movie with those weak-ass flashlights we all used back then #monsterdon

"Sugar. In. Water." #Monsterdon

oh hey, is neelix back? nice! #monsterdon

The critters figured out circuit breakers faster than these guys figured out car keys. #Monsterdon #Critters

The lighting in this movie is bumming me out.

#Monsterdon

Yes, kid, that's the pointy end of the dart.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

@arrjay put it in R #monsterdon

oh wait the clothes are their alien clothes

thought the hot rocker guy just wore that as part of his outfit in the video
#monsterdon

Zombie Jeff and the Rockstar - bounty hunters for hire.

#monsterdon

Lol Silly Putty guy jerking off to Neelix's dead body

#Monsterdon

HOW ARE YOU GETTING THE CAR OUT OF THE DITCH. #monsterdon

My parents would often mock cars with "You couldn't haul much hay in that."

I've thought that about wankpanzers, though.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

"But tonight I have to wash my hair," something hair band alien frontman can really relate to.

#Monsterdon

Apparently shapeshifting works best when the source subject is still alive…

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

#monsterdon Yay! Neelix is back.

(I have to wash my hair? 😂🤣

welcome back, neelix

#monsterdon

@plantago #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

@jonny The first few minutes is all about tho the prisoners have escaped and they have enough fuel to cross the galaxy ten times and like a gang of ICE agents go after them...then it is all like random thingies eat people. 🤷‍♀️

#Monsterdon
@tag-monsterdon

Ah, yes. The "I have to wash my hair" excuse.

#Monsterdon

I dig those aliens' clothes... #monsterdon

when you cast a star like Ethan Phillips, you /don't/ let him go to waste…

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon we save some money by doing the second skull transformation offscreen

Rejoice, Neelix fans, your boy is back from the dead!

Kinda.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Critters

Whoops sorry, I cursed the dad 😬

#Monsterdon

Not wasting any time with this one!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

oh eggman is gonna be neelix isn't he #monsterdon

Whaddya figure the odds are on a "You're the man of the family now" scene? #Monsterdon

@bstacey Same. #Monsterdon

If tribbles had teeth

#monsterdon

Dead phone. 😀#Monsterdon

#monsterdon. Now that I've gotten more of a glimpse I deem them carnivorous tribbles with projectile weapons 😳

it's critterin time!!

#monsterdon

I feel like I was expecting the Dad character to be more abusive and/or less competent

#Monsterdon

Porcuballs with razor sharp teeth are terrifying.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

I'm gonna call a shot and say RIP Dad #monsterdon

I adore the critter puppets. fantastic practical effects creatures

#monsterdon

Props to the actor, though, it's hard to make wrestling with a polyester and silicone teddy bear look believable. #Monsterdon

Tubi has so many prescription drug ads #monsterdon

Death awaits, with sharp pointy teeth. What, BEHIND the rabbit? AHHHHHRRGGGG!

#Monsterdon

The critters are not cute enough.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

"What ya pickling down there bro?"

#Monsterdon

ouch!! #monsterdon

Why did he come down here, we've already established that he could have just called down the AC vent

#Monsterdon

It's hungry, I don't see what's wrong

#monsterdon

I. AXED. YOU. A. QUESTION. GODDAMMIT!

#monsterdon #critters

#Monsterdon whaaaat? projectile spines?

ugh i hate that i get so easily distracted by annoying tech issues (not even related to watching the movie!). anyway back to #monsterdon (helps that i've seen this before)

(That's what she said!)

#monsterdon #critters1986

They've already set up dad's character so that he's pretty knowledgable about mechanical and electrical things, and this just completely destroys the willful suspension of disbelief in his character.

#Monsterdon

It ate the copper right off the wall but I'll be FINE, my hands are made of atdamantium

#monsterdon

When muppets attack. #Monsterdon #Critters

#monsterdon I'm impressed. No one has done anything really stupid yet.

Wow, Dad is going down WAY earlier than expected.

#monsterdon #critters1986

I don't expect bowling dad survives for a lot of time
#monsterdon

@jsadow i have no idea about any of that part, that must have been in the first 5 minutes. i just thought they were aliens doing alien stuff #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Okay, did not expect the dad to be attacked. Is he gonna die?

I think he's not gonna make it to the bowling match.

#Monsterdon #Critters

I wouldn't have approached a wild animal hands first
#monsterdon

go on, reach right in there with your bare hand

#monsterdon

BADGER! STAY UPSTAIRS!

#monsterdon #critters

Uh oh. Mitt Romney’s not long for this world…

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

Ah man, I didn't want them to kill this guy. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that was *not* the cat

Crite his ass!

#monsterdon

Oh yes, walk TOWARDS the suspicious noise, surely nothing's going to happen

hope you weren't attached to your FACE, farmer brown #Monsterdon

we're almost halfway though the movie by the way

#monsterdon

SUSPICIOUS CANNING SPOTTED #monsterdon

@OliviaVespera 🎵 Power of the Night 🎵

#Monsterdon

We need to find a darker, scarier place than the house to hide. The root cellar! #monsterdon

Uh Oh. They got into the moonshine. #Monsterdon #Critters

Get ready for it.

#monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid Back then there was still a code requirement for your license #monsterdon

Tubi is advertising a pet surveillance system to me, guess it would be useful if crits from an asteroid were coming after my cat

#Monsterdon

@jonny I thought they were running from their jailors so I am confused about why they mangled a cow anyway.

#Monsterdon

ZOINKS #monsterdon

Welp. So long, Good Farmer Dad, we hardly knew ye. #monsterdon

where's that neocat nomming wires emoji when ya need it
#monsterdon

Is the shirt a Ghostbusters reference?

#monsterdon

this is some... unfortunately realistic mishmash of older electrical technologies, I've actually seen shit like that in the field

#monsterdon #critters

Critters: what if a hedgehog was rounder and 50% mouth full of teeth.
#Monsterdon #Critters

I do love how this big ol' farmhouse has ONLY ONE flashlight for everyone #monsterdon

#Monsterdon How did the alien know to go for the breakers? is it attracted to power?

As Dana Gould says in this edition of Harry Medved's "Locationland" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9IBP_1v13M), a bad Bad Movie is boring, and "Plan 9…" is never boring.

This is boring.

#monsterdon
Good cat, though.

Well, the good news is, it's not the circuit breaker...

#Monsterdon

The monsters and the farmers meet at last. #Monsterdon

Couldn't miss this one. :)

#monsterdon #critters

This dad looks a bit like Mitt Romeny to me now.

#Monsterdon #Critters1986

Well there's your problem ...

#Monsterdon #Critters

Dad's gonna trip and fall into a vat of BBQ sauce. #Monsterdon #Critters

the most unrealistic thing is that the dad was ready so early for the bowling championship that they had time to have like an entire movie in between when he was ready to go and when the tournament was. i've never been that early for anything in my life #monsterdon

@Taweret "That's what we've got a cat FOR! Damn thing better do its job, sure do feed it enough"

#monsterdon

Amused by this guy's bowling shirt.

Or is he a waitress? I'm coming in late, so I don't know.

#Monsterdon #critters

@randy_s The pipes in your house, your artificial limb....

#Monsterdon

What do monsters even do now that they can't cut the phone lines?

#monsterdon #critters1986

@moira AAhhhh, thank you! That actually makes sense.

#Monsterdon

it's dead Jim
#monsterdon

Look at that giant D-cell torch. Well done, dad! #Monsterdon

@Louisa

The guy who developed it smashed together Japanese and French. 😬

#Monsterdon #Critters1986 #Critters