Oh great, the cheesy hair brigade has finally arrived.
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Mom's looking very Olivia Newton John here. #Monsterdon #Critters

Phone's dead. Why does NO ONE in these movies have a ham radio for just this situation?

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I mean, they didn't even _finish_ their cow! #monsterdon

I would have had the two bounty hunters shape-shift into musicians from two completely different genres, like one is mullet metal and the other conducts the Philharmonic, and for the rest of the movie all the humans are trying to guess what kind of music they make together

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I would sigh that heavily if I wore that dress doing dishes.
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To be fair, if I were a small, agile alien creature with poison darts and the ability to scare the shit out of people in Kansas, I would ALSO do this. #Monsterdon

The Crites design is still one of my favorite monster designs. Very simple very dangerous looking. And they roll up into a ball that prop guys can huck from off screen to film rolling about.
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"This phone is dead." (loudly) #monsterdon

you see something scary and no even close the door?
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Wow Dad really does look like ol' Mittens Romney

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Oh no, the phone's down!

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The subtitles read "(animalistic panting)" when seeing things from the critters' point of view.

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was there ever a toy-set for this series? because that bounty-hunter /screams/ 80s action figure…

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I love the under car and out of site, death of the cop. Well acted.
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#Monsterdon I'm worried they're going to miss the bowling tournament.

monster POV shot

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@socketwench But just for the head #monsterdon

Wait so hair band frontman is also a gremlin? This is what I get for sleeping through the first twenty minutes.

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"Find something."

Tom Paris is available. #Monsterdon

"Eating start" 😹

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#monsterdon "The brakes on your husband's car... ALL brakes. Yes, where would we be without sulfur?"

@diazona but it's definitely a baby not a ghost!!!? #monsterdon

hot damn that flashlight
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I hope the remaining alien chooses the cat.

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You can tell the bounty hunter's ship is high tech because it looks like a DVD player instead of Betamax. #Monsterdon

TRANSFORM INTO THIS HAIRDO

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the ship animations are pretty good, though! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The bounty hunters ship has fart thrusters. Man, he wasn’t wrong, that ass can fart. :)

#monsterdon a little strange?

Dude, your cow exploded.

"Nothing likes me?" I actually idk. I could end up rooting for these Stylish Guys #monsterdon

The cat is CHEWY!!? #Monsterdon #Critters

#Monsterdon Oh my, alien's hot

@jonny Everyone else is saying Ghostbusters

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I like how the dad's bowling shirt is designed to be like the Ghostbusters logo.

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Oil burning space ship?
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@sean Life was cheap in 1986 #monsterdon

maybe it was chewie. you know, from stars?

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Kitty?!? #monsterdon

@paco @eigen I don't know if I can even watch the rest of the first one.

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@_L1vY_ Better than us in the 70s Kung Fu fighting.

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WHAT A WOOKIEE

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#monsterdon Several great scene transitions so far!

#Monsterdon I'm surprised he didn't take out a gun, it is the midwest right?

is the dad's bowling team the anti-baby brigade? what the hell is that logo on the shirt #monsterdon

Never grab someone by the neck when they’re in the middle of a scare.

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oh nice shot with the eyes in the window

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Oh Neelix, we hardly knew ye. Never got to see you make a serious elf mad with a spicy soup. #monsterdon

Gotta love aliens chittering sounds getting subtitles.
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The largest single expense in making this film? Glass objects to drop on the floor and break.

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you live on a FARM and you've never heard your cat chasing something down outside at night!??!?!

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That second earth meal of theirs really won me over to the aliens' side 😏

Ma Ingalls better go grab her shotgun #monsterdon

Yep, that's a classic midwest cow mutilation

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I was too busy peeling a mandarin to see the Garbage Disposal Horror #monsterdon

i can't exactly tell if they are going for a conspiracist "the aliens bodysnatched the cops and all the popular culture figures" or if they are just opportunists bodysnatching whoever looks cool. i guess if they were bodysnatching on who looks cool they would have snatched that cow instead of mangling it, because cows are pretty cool #monsterdon

glad i got the PGS sound captions this week #monsterdon

oh COME ON you DO NOT use an insinkerator on septic #monsterdon

Hey those aliens just ate a cop. :blobcatmeltthumb: #TeamCritters #Monsterdon

Nice cut from Neelix being eaten to the garbage disposal.

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That’s an nice looking ship, though. (Catching up, joining late.)

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i can't believe they killed off everyone's beloved loser sheriff who can't get a date

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@ricci @alexis We have several at our house. You could carry them around, but they have a cord, so you can only go so far. They're great in the yard at Halloween, though.

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A little car repair at night, nothing else. #monsterdon

Tom Paris: Say, Neelix, what's eating you tonig---.

Oh.

Ooooh, dear.

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Oh no, no more leola root stew! #Monsterdon

Real talk: that shot of stuffing vegetables down the disposal by hand is an anxiety trip

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OPA!

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ah, nevermind. i see that won't be a problem anymore. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Aww, neelix died!

HAH! Movie gets bonus points for the cut to the insinkerator. #Monsterdon #Critters

Do NOT push things into the garbage disposal with your FINGERS!

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OMG that transition to the garbage disposal 😂

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@srol He probably doesn't know how many houses he owns either #monsterdon

INSPIRED cut from Jeff (F) to the garbage disposal

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Is that boy the Young somebody or just looks like he is?

Cattle Mutilations were all the rage back then, weren't they?

A lot of these mysteries are just farmers being weird....

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#Monsterdon it took me a long time to realise americans had garbage disposal in the sink. It's so weird.

gah you live on a FARM and you are garbage disposing food scraps!?!?!??! into your septic tank?!??!?!

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applause in the house for the sink disposal cut xD

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Nice cut to the garbage disposal running!

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neelix, i'mma need you only to speak with your face in full view of this camera, my brain can't handle it otherwise. #monsterdon

Don't mind that cop going down
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Did he just get eaten by his car? #Monsterdon

Time for some roast pig!

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Shouldn't he have his trusty ol' shootin' iron?

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@alexis There's always a downside, isn't there

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Gremlins with BLOW DARTS?

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Neelix is about to get Tribbled which is great.

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"Not tonight, Jim. Not ever." Lol 😂

I guess she knows about the 40%.

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Run off the road by a rolling fuzzball. Who can't relate to that?

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Yeah, that's a total Neelix move right there. #Monsterdon

"And the deputy sheriffs car explodes?" I ask, hopefully

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The evil, hungry muppet beachballs have arrived!

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omg it's Neelix! #monsterdon

the minions chit-chat is more believable
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They look like evil tribbles. #monsterdon

The mist and the score are trying to be ET... just be yourself, Critters, we believe in you. #monsterdon

oh dang, is Neelix the first to go?

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It's like he was already rehearsing for Neelix

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@ricci They make these but you look like a douchebag and get addicted to nicotine if you use one #monsterdon