Brad what are you doing?

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Alright, first big jump scare already, how in the hell did they get Angela Bassett in this?

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I have a feeling that in a few short years, we are all going to live like Charlie. So this film is educational! #Monsterdon

is this the one with the assblasters (kidding) #monsterdon

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This movie is ~1 hr 30 minutes long.

We've already got that 'horror' rattle sound effect. That's a good sign, right?

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Angela Bassett?!?

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angela basset???? i'm sorry?????

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#monsterdon Charlie's our constant

Somewhere in Kansas 1992, with a gun that looks rather like a calico?

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Kansas, 1992. Back when the state government had more to worry about than taking away Trans folks' licenses. #monsterdon

Down to watch Critters 4 with Monsterdon tonight, but not up to the snarking... my abs are doing weird wobbly things that make me think a cramp is coming. :( I don't want to lean forward to type any more than I need to.

(Cramps for me = 15-20 minutes of my muscles trying to tear themselves off my own bones.)

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A big Toothy Welcome to new Monsterdon participants and lurkers! Special welcome to those new on the Fediverse!

Bite off more than you can chew with MonsterdonBingo. Create your card here:

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I don't know what Space Guard is scared of but in my experience you bait guards with food or porno magazines

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OH! I... Oh god why productions!

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A bunch of people you've never heard of and two you have who needed the money.

According to the wikipedia entry, #Critters4 was not supposed to be as funny as the first three.

Which means it's probably going to be hilarious.

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Not so much a recap as killing some time showing the last 15 minutes of the previous flick. #Monsterdon #Critters4

Setting the space cowboy vibes early I see

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oh thank god we start with a recap so people who missed the first three don't feel left out.

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@jeffron@ohai.social @lapis@elekk.xyz sorry, they don't get better
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#monsterdon Charlie! That's how you know it's a _real_ Critters Franchise movie! We got some Kansas City slide guitar* happening too

*I dunno if that's a thing, it probably isn't

Straight outta Kansas #monsterdon

This #monsterdon make sure to wish our beloved @Taweret a happy birthday!

I just assume this will be Alien level movie.
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#monsterdon root post

Somewhere in Kansas 1992!!!! The gall of this caption

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"Previously, on Critters...."

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Except corn. SO MUCH CORN

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The film knows it is 1992 so why doesn't it know where we are in Kansas?

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Oh, New Line; You've shaped my personality in ways that I am not comfortable admitting. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon time mute meeeeee

Aw shit here we go again #monsterdon

somewhere in kanses 1992. this is where we're all going to wish we'd spent the evening.

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"Somewhere in Kansas" there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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1992

A million years ago.

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Aright this is my #monsterdon thread for Critters 4

FINALLY

It's okay. Everyone can relax, I'm here. #Monsterdon #Critters4

Oh! (right) Films! #Monsterdon #Critters4

"Hey guys, remember when we blew up a tenement building?"

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@apLundell

It's @Taweret 's birthday? Happy Birthday!

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oh dang this intro

yeah, you _wanna_ be comedy alien

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#Monsterdon Here we go!

New Line Cinema

No, this is in fact a very old line :/

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Is that Corey Feldman?

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Critters 4 (1992) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

I've got my #monsterdonBingo card ready!
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Go! Go! Go! Critical mass!

Ah, New Line Cinema.

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WE GOT VICIOUS LITTLE TRIBBLES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR CRITES 💡

(even then they're a bit much :/)

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