Saturn... quadrant?

Also, hrm, only 53 years into the future

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Oh, it'll bomb alright.

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I really hate this font and I don't even know why. #Monsterdon #Critters4

Thus endeth the exposition.

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I do love some ✅ Blinky Lights on the bingo card. Oh, and we have ✅ Smoke and ✅ Bounty Hunters right outta the gate!

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#monsterdon It left earth *with a spin*… huh?

good to see Kansas being given the same respect as the Saturn Quadrant or wherever.

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C4 is explosive. Get it?? #monsterdon

The quality of the spaceship effects is astounding!

Jump forward to 2045 (I think, just caught the tail of the caption)

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Oh hey, there's undiscovered credits up here. #Monsterdon

DUH DU DUN

DUH DUN DUN DUN

oooo-WEEEE-ooooooooooo

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Yeah, that's the kind of pod that gets itself chased by a TARDIS

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"Saturn Quadrant" huh

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#monsterdon I was going to screenshot the title to make a joke, but it was only onscreen for about half a second.

They're ashamed of it too!

@apLundell He founds the boot brand

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Martini Shaker in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy... #Monsterdon

My God, who's in charge of safety? #Monsterdon #Critters4 🍿

Say what you will about Critter 3 (bad, terrible, sad, a waste) but at least it set up the sequel and they bad a sequel. So many of the bad movies never follow through and
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And returned Charlie to Earth FIVE HUNDRED YEARS LATER. #Monsterdon #Critters4

#Monsterdon Do not take if allergic to space ship

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Charlie has become our Green Lantern, much to the detriment of the human race.

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"Open the pod bays doors, Ugg."
"I'm sorry, Charlie, I can't do that."

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Totally not semiotic standard keypad

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Not exactly Faberge eggs, are they? #Monsterdon #Critters4

i was impressed at how quick they got that pod here, but i suppose it is intergalactic bureaucracy after all.

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Ahhh, first class collection pod! No need to denature your proteins and transport you as a fine liquid slurry!

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What if compositing, but bad?

who would have imagined he would get locked-in
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Oh... I may be too cynical, but this looks like a "mock environmental laws" movie.

PLACE EGGS IN DISH RACK

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We got Radu. We got Leo Johnson. AND we got Brad Dourif

I can’t wait for this movie to be trash anyway!

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This is, what, the THIRD time they should've written Charlie out of the series and didn't? -_- #Monsterdon

They're gonna put him in the exhibit between the Crites and the Moopsy

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@raederle none - the critters are bad, but also good, but mostly bad. and the intergalactic force that regulates the critters is good, but also bad, but mostly good. the problem in the movie is that there are critters and the goal of the movie is to make it so there are no more critters #monsterdon

this is worse than being trapped in an elevator

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That thing he placed the egg in was 100% a laundry basket.

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Please stop touching the slimy pinecones.
Squick.
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#monsterdon I could build a space pod more convincing than this

this retrieval pod is not osha compliant

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what if critters 4 is just critters 3 but with the scenes run in the reverse order?

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#monsterdon Oh, it's 2001! He's going to the HAL core.

I kind'a like this little bite of the 3rd movie at the start of Critters 4. It's kind of the best part of the 3rd movie again.

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"Shelly! Where are my critters??” #monsterdon

Ugh? Ugh! UGH!

Yeah we get it! we hate it too! #monsterdon

Nice of him to use egg cups. #Monsterdon

Oh he is going to place the eggs into the receptacle.

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@YsengrinWolf

That's 40 minutes in the bain marie, according to Nero Wolfe's recipe

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ooh, gummy buttons

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Just toss them in the pod, I guess?
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On a scale of 1 to 4, how lost am I going to be never having watched any of the other Critters movies? #Monsterdon #Critters4

@jsadow I thought it might be artificial intelligence Bert. AI Bert.

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Then it got Ugg-Lee

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it's po-od, it's po-od, it's big, it's heavy, it...

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@bstacey oh man I thought this looked familiar!

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I wish I had realized Critters had this whole spacey sci-fi angle when I was a teenager.

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Weyland-Yutani would love these hunters. #monsterdon

How can we have a two egg intergalactic grand slam breakfast if you destroy those eggs there? #Monsterdon #Critters4

#monsterdon Ugg turns away and diminishes into the West

@cherizilla 😂

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Charlie is being bamboozled by galactic conservation law

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ANDERS HOVE?!
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#Monsterdon time. Tonight, a fine example of early 90s cinema.

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Crites are now like spotted owls?

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I told ya, Charlie done his job too good!

Them crites didn't stand a chance.

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It's good to know that other races in the galaxy have paragraphs.

We're down to two eggs.

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#monsterdon That guy's name is "Ugg?"

Ug, alien bureaucracy is the worst

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Oh no not mandate E102!

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#monsterdon Help us Charlie-Wan you're our only hope!

And Ug, they should have found a way to brring back Lee, in Lee's Scream Queen Baddie format but hey no movie can be perfect

Eric DaRe? Leo Johnson is in this?

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it's Charlie! #monsterdon

Glad there is a character named Al Bert, that is so clever.

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isn't this just the footage after the credits in critters 3?

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He sounds more like a collection of cheap kitchenware than Ted Raimi's character from Xena.

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You cannot fuck the not!Star Wars hologram

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Oh! Happy Birthday, @Taweret !

Charlie and Ug, back again.

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Cletus the slack-jawed mutant.

it's been 4 movies and we can't stop thinking about Ug. i think Charlie's heart still hasn't healed.

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"Charlie?" "Mister Wonka!"

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In the fine tradition of Doctor Who....they're making us rewatch the ending of the last episode to drag out the runtime.

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I am having some deja vu. Is that on purpose? #Monsterdon

Here to see the sequel to a DiCaprio classic.

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“Toto, I don’t think we’re somewhere in Kansas anymore”
“Wait where did you get a raygun”
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P A N I K

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How is this dude STILL so inept???

EDIT: Oh yeah, this is the ending of the previous movie rehashing.

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Death by pager?

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"OH Films" From "Another Critters film? Oh."

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#monsterdon Eric DaRe is in this?? lol

The lighting crew read an early copy of the script and disappeared, taking their bulbs with them. 😓 #monsterdon

And Brad Dourif as “Al Bert.”

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His name is Al Bert.

That’s as good as this movie gawn get.

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"Da-a-REEEEEEE, follow me! Da-a-REEEEEE, follow me! Come and seeeeeeeeee me - I'm the same crite I used to be-e"

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and brad dourif???? i--- wow.

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While this said Kansas, I can’t help but feel we’re back in the laundry room…
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE FOOD THAT WAS A METAL GEAR SOLID 3 REFERENCE

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Al Bert :F #monsterdon

@jeffron @lapis You're in for a uh... Uh... treat.

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I’m hunting cwitters

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