Shouldn't someone get the mummy his pipe?

#monsterdon

Creature getting handsy

#monsterdon

lol get him

#monsterdon

lol, I think he shot his mate....

#Monsterdon

Underwater MMA is pretty cool actually #Monsterdon

Snot is running down his nose

#monsterdon

Don’t just drop the harpoon! Throw it back and say something cool like “Hey human! Go ‘poon yourself!”

#monsterdon

He reloaded while swimming? #monsterdon

#monsterdon "oh now that I think of it, it would be handy to have someone else working the spear gun."

what motivates monster? #monsterdon

My chest hair is manlier than yours

#monsterdon

BINGO! #Monsterdon

Skipper is the same stereotype as Tuco in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

#monsterdon

"You can smash my face in, but you'll never muss my hair!"

#Monsterdon

Not quite sure on the stock footage, but I think it's likely enough for bingo! (I had a bit of a run the last five minutes or so)

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

the sexual tension in this fight.....ooff

#Monsterdon

@kcarr2015 My first thought would have been "oh fuck. I wonder how many of them there are?" #monsterdon

its a fricken twig fellas
get out and detwig the river pass
#Monsterdon

Oh no! There are some very small sticks in front of our boat!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

BRANCHED!

The boat has been stopped by a rare south american beaver.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

"Not today... not to Gill-man!"

#Monsterdon

A three hour tour…

#Monsterdon

Gillman: "Hahaha, this Gilligan's-Island-ass cage won't hold me!!!"

#Monsterdon

Those lips were made for kissing

#monsterdon

At risk of being overly hetero on main, I appreciate the dad bod aesthetic of the 1950s.

#Monsterdon

"Our prize"?

What makes you guys think there is only one of these things hunting around here?

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Can we get a dead gringo? Jeezus

#monsterdon

"What do you think is taking them so long?"

"David is very thorough."

*Kay looks over knowingly*

audience: _scandalized gasp_

#monsterdon

When the scientists drug the lagoon
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where do you even hire a stunt-creature, this movie is off the hook

#monsterdon

Holy crap -- a rubber suit fire must have been truly dangerous!

#Monsterdon

Girls always fall down

#monsterdon

Zee!

#monsterdon

Creature's face is soo good. Not alot of movement, but still way more than most rubber monsters. A simple look that is a nice mix of almost human and kinda like a very curious fish coming to the surface to stare at you.
#Monsterdon #CreatureFromtheBlackLagoon

Ok i'm glad I caught this

#Monsterdon

I'm going to call holding the creature an "Irresponsible Scientific Experiment"

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

lol I love his face

#monsterdon

lol Pipe Dude is next then...

#Monsterdon

This poor creature has been pursued in its own lagoon, speargunned in the kidney, drugged, chased through the middle of the night... I'm not saying it was right to attack Zee just then, but it's understandable.

And now the poor thing is clubbed and caged, like an unruly and damp adolescent velociraptor!?

#monsterdon

Just don't say ...

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

tbh the boss is right, go put the swamp creature in a good enclosure first and come back to finish the other stuff later. basic animal care #monsterdon

Research experiments gone wild
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Another Kukaburra Bird. LOL. WRONG CONTINENT.

Sorry I jumpscared you but it made for a good jumpscare. #monsterdon

Excellent, the underwater cave is well lit.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Wow! Who knew that underwater at the Black Lagoon at night would be so well lit?

#Monsterdon #CreatureBlackLagoon1954

"I'll chase him, and then I'LL get drugged too!"

#monsterdon

You guys came to Gillman's house, and this is the way you repay his hospitality. You're awful guests.

#monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

"Bring a net!"

Yeah, bring that thing that DEFINITELY didn't work last time! #Monsterdon

@saucerlost The resemblance to Gary Sinise is uncanny at times.

#Monsterdon

@OliviaVespera
Except for that one time she got to go swimming, it's the only thing she has to do.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon We lost a bit player! Shucks!

Great, now the creature is all giggly and high like the captain.

#monsterdon #creatureFromTheBlackLagoon

gil man's allergic to lanterns

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

#monsterdon The boss sure is trying hard to convince us of his evil ideology... That science should prove things.

"We must have the proof" says Mr Scientist holding his gun...

#Monsterdon

Mark is going full Ahab #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌊 🔦🐸🐊🧜‍♂️ 😱

BINGO!

In order, try:

1. Harpoon
2. Fish cocaine
3. Depth charges

If monster persists, call a professional.

#Monsterdon

Where's Gilligan? #monsterdon

Another creature asking for attention #monsterdon #creaturefromtheblacklagoon

"Let's pollute the lagoon to teach them a lesson!"

#Monsterdon

Hey, maybe try lighting the Amazon on fire! Works in Detroit! #Monsterdon

Fish: It's what's for dinner tonight.

#Monsterdon

Gilman's like "SEND MORE DRUGS" #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

Gillman sees you throwing your cigarette butts everywhere.

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

dynamite fishing? not good enough. we need POISON fishion

#Monsterdon

Caution: Seaman

#Monsterdon

After a lot of Orchestral Swimming, the monster appears in a plant explosion, and then the banker boy harpoons it even though it really hasn't done anything that they're aware of (other than be a weird stalker monster). Despite harpooning it, it gets away, and the main boy is mad at the banker boy for shooting a possibly innocent river monster.

#monsterdon

Imagine swimming in the Creature suit

#monsterdon

Devonian Age .... DRINK!

#Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

so we shot it. Very American
#monsterdon

The creature taking a hit and swimming off with the visible harpoon is pretty impressive looking actually.

#Monsterdon #TheCreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

#monsterdon get kelp'd idiot

swim SWIM like you have a man in a rubber suit chasing you!
#Monsterdon

The danger horns keep blowing and all I hear is "look at THAAAAAT! look at THAAAT! #Monsterdon #CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon

music so much more exciting than movie

#monsterdon #BlackLagoon1954

I'm forced to assume that 1954 audiences were very impressed by underwater scenes. #monsterdon

black lagoon underwater asmr 24 hours no talking #monsterdon

Wow! Something ripped a hole in the net and they immediately grabbed the Oxygen Destroyer

#monsterdon

This drags a bit without 3D
#monsterdon

Hey we get to see some neat underwater flora and fauna so that's cool

#monsterdon

the swimming and underwater cinematography in this is pretty amazing tbh

#Monsterdon

This is just Archie and Reggie fighting over Veronica but with a lagoon monster innit? #Monsterdon

Heh, "I PAY YOUR SALARY, MISTER! Now let's go *cocks gun* research marine life." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Miss Lawrence has officially gone tits up. She's buoyant! Oh buoy!

I rescind my previous requests for male shirtlessness in #monsterdon movies if this is what I have to look forward too. I forgot the male standard of fitness used to be so... achievable.

Steven Spielberg just stole like the whole first act of this movie and called it JAWS.

#Monsterdon

Baron von Terror is a great monster too -much uglier - but not iconic

#monsterdon

"Hey, that wasn't a very smart thing to do!"

#Monsterdon #CreatureBlackLagoon1954

Like many guys, he's attracted to females but is afraid to approach them #monsterdon

Hey, something just touched me down there, let's go look. #monsterdon

You have to admit, that suit moves so much better than the Swamp Thing rubber suit #Monsterdon

@kshernandez It's all fun and games on Gilligan's Island, but IRL after about 2 months Lovie Howell would have sliced Gilligan up like a ripe melon. #monsterdon

Synchronized sea monstering

#Monsterdon

Back on the boat, we get a Swimsuit Reveal, as the one girl decides to go swimming, for fun, to romantic music! She just had the swimsuit on under her regular clothes, which is a thing you can do.

Anyway, she does some non-synchronized swimming. Then a monster sees her and the music Suddenly Turns Into Less Romantic and More Ominous Music. Anyway, now the monster is chasing her, oh no!

#monsterdon

If she goes in the water, her make up will make a cloud around her face

#monsterdon

It's the latest synchro-swim duo. They'll clean up at the next olympics.

#Monsterdon

Blondie is angry because he doesn't have a girl along for the trip

#monsterdon