Creature from the Black Lagoon
Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

This poor creature has been pursued in its own lagoon, speargunned in the kidney, drugged, chased through the middle of the night... I'm not saying it was right to attack Zee just then, but it's understandable.

And now the poor thing is clubbed and caged, like an unruly and damp adolescent velociraptor!?

Terencio

"I'll chase him, and then I'LL get drugged too!"

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

After a lot of Orchestral Swimming, the monster appears in a plant explosion, and then the banker boy harpoons it even though it really hasn't done anything that they're aware of (other than be a weird stalker monster). Despite harpooning it, it gets away, and the main boy is mad at the banker boy for shooting a possibly innocent river monster.

Bluedepth

Miss Lawrence has officially gone tits up. She's buoyant! Oh buoy!

Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

I rescind my previous requests for male shirtlessness in movies if this is what I have to look forward too. I forgot the male standard of fitness used to be so... achievable.