What is the purpose of Renfield in this movie so far? Other than eating flies? #monsterdon

“Take this young lady to Renfield. Do as I say.”

WTF, Van Helsing? Is that how you talk to people? #Monsterdon

When you're climbing trees, don't forget to take your oil lamp.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

Eat the Rich, #Monsterdon edition

@berniethewordsmith @apLundell @Taweret

#Monsterdon Pause for Evening Exposition! With crucifixes! (Shouldn’t they be Church of England?)

23 more minutes to go of teeth bad zooms and eyeballs

#Monsterdon
#CountDracula1970

I'm seriously considering playing solitaire right now #monsterdon

DON'T look at the CAMERA

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

So this is when he switches to being a cowboy? Got it.

#monsterdon

hang on so they not only know all about draculas including how to kill them, but they were literally at count dracula's castle doing the killing of the draculas and they just did one and gave up instead of finding the main casket i am now genuinely lost #monsterdon

@wohali It looks kinda like the gas mask Steve Martin wears in Little Shop of Horrors #monsterdon

"Take these! Against them Count Dracula is powerless." *camera pans to a gun*

#monsterdon

HA! I won that staring contest Van Helsing!

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

I'm just going to replace this asylum worker in my mind with Matt Berry.

#monsterdon

Little known fact, Dracula is also powerless against the refreshing taste of Baja Blast. #Monsterdon

"Against these Count Dracula is powerless."

"You've tested that?"

"..."

#Monsterdon

Not a lot happened in this movie and we have like, 15 min left? #monsterdon

"The key to Count Dracula"

what???? Van Helsing is just like "yea sure whatever idc"

#Monsterdon

You know Jonathan, when you put it that way, I agree. Yes, it is your fault. #monsterdon

Ahh yes, necklaces. I guess I'll leave this gun behind then.

#Monsterdon

Wait... Renfield was reaching for the Doctor's neck and DIDN'T bite him???
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

This has nothing to do with the part. It's just Klaus Kinski being himself.

#Monsterdon

Now look your fiance has been wandering around draining people's blood we're going to have to make sure she doesn't get out of the box this time ⚰️ :BongoCatBanHammer:

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

The power of Geezzus
#monsterdon

Oh, big man's gonna SHOOT DRACULA good job #Monsterdon

I genuinely had no idea we had moved countries until now #monsterdon

But like, bad, child murdering Morticia
#Monsterdon

@ricci @tuckerm cringetok POVs of "what it feels like to be bitten by me" #monsterdon

Come on Quincy hit the stake with your shovel. Chops Lucy's head off.

Something ain't right wuth that boy. #Monsterdon

"With these necklaces we will have the power of rizz. we can defeat Dracula with it!"

#monsterdon

Was Lucy that light after losing so much blood? #Monsterdon

Renfield the good news is your sickness has passed. The bad news is you are now paralyzed from the uvula down.

#Monsterdon
#CountDracula1970

#Monsterdon We’re just desecrating a corpse here, nothing to see, happens all the time…

A lot of zooms again in this movie!
#monsterdon

"tell me what you know"
relates his hot romantic date with Dracula.
#monsterdon

BITE 'IM RENFELD

RIGHT IN THE EAR

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Renfield can you hear me? Can you feel me near you? #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

@Taweret
Really like garlic?
Have SAD and need light?
Need to be able to see yourself in a mirror to put in your contacts?
A door to door salesman and want to enter homes without an explicit invitation?

I'm sure there are other reasons...

#Monsterdon

RENFIELD IS ALIVE?! We must witness more Kinski. Oh no.
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

@yatsu Oh they're just dumb. #Monsterdon

@Configures Ah well for the sailors' sake I guess I can let it go, but that was definitely confusing

#Monsterdon

This movie is completely devoid of any emotion aside from some screaming here and there #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe what's the rest of the cast's excuse then. #monsterdon

That chin thing Renfield is wearing looks like a deadly weapon doesn't it...?

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ He almost appeared to be smiling. #Monsterdon

Where was the screaming of your usual vampire staking? #monsterdon

That man has never swung a hammer in his life. #Monsterdon

"...Tommy, can you hear me?"

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

see what i'm saying the blue eyed mutton chop guy is the unfeeling muscle brought in because he is unaffected by big tiddy goth gf #monsterdon

@yatsu Would explain her acting, yeah #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 💞

"You have become not only a nurse but a servant! I shall miss you when you return to London" <--- ugh ugh ugh

Meanwhile, back at the sanitarium... #Monsterdon

@ryan Aha, of course. Thanks!

#monsterdon

Jonathan is taking this killing of an acquaintance surprisingly well

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I wish I could sleep so soundly.

Lucy is now Morticia Addams
#Monsterdon

if anything he seems aroused more than hesitant

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

@aprilfollies

No agreed-upon safeword, either.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I bet when Dracula tasted Lucy after the tranfusion he felt kinda gay afterwards.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 Remember what I told youy. We jump out and yell, "Surprise!"

#Monsterdon I just got an ad on Tubi for a Fingerhut card. What the actual fuck, Capitalism?

So Lucy went to a Sisters of Mercy concert #monsterdon

#monsterdon That whistle is back, witout the train…

"The new hot drug on the street is called Lucy Wednesday. It's fentanyl mixed with charred nostril hair."

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Great goth makeover #monsterdon

Was the zoom lens just invented before this movie was made?
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

#monsterdon This movie must be Alex Jones' favorite one

Oh, good. Can we return the coffin for a refund?

#monsterdon

These guys are all way too happy, just opening up coffins all willy nilly.

#Monsterdon

Dramatic! :ablobglarezoombutfast:

( I hope you have animated gifs turned on)

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

It's fine. She just went out for a smoke. #Monsterdon

@tuckerm we need to talk about draculas (stitch incoming) #monsterdon

@diazona They skipped the whole "Dracula's sea voyage to England" part from the book, which did save us all a lot of time, and saved a whole ship full of sailors, too. #Monsterdon #CountDracula

Lucy always had it in her. Why do you think she had no family? #monsterdon

I think I would time my vampire hunting so it happened during the daytime.

Getting late in the day? "Let's postpone until tomorrow."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Tubi ads are all $$$ specialty drugs. Still astounds me medical advertisements are allowed.

@SnoopJ @north I thought Mina was Jonathan's fiance and Lucy was Mina's friend and also Quincy's fiance

but I dunno I might have mixed them up

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Not just a nurse but a servant.” Could you BE any more condescending, Dr. van Seward?

Oh she won't miss serving as your servant nurse trust me :ablobrollingeyes:

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

@steggy Everyone of them is dramatic hamster. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net I know, isn't it awesome?

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

“It’s just as a feared. A child found dead.”

Van Helsing? Just as you feared? If you feared this, and did nothing to stop it from happening, then you are culpable. You are a servant of Dracula! #Monsterdon

If you did a super cut of all the close in shots in this it would last like ten minutes. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

Double close-up!!

#Monsterdon

Victorian funeral or goth party? #monsterdon

I just joined, but i forwarded to catch up. Those extreme ZOOMS are something else!

#Monsterdon

RFK Jr is one of them....

#monsterdon

is there a go fund me so this movie can afford some different camera tricks. #ZOOOOOOOM #monsterdon

extra zoomies

Things must really be getting dramatic now

#Monsterdon

@wohali at least not nostrils this time!

#monsterdon

honestly this movie would be better if they just cut everything except the shots where christopher lee is barreling the camera

#monsterdon

Everyone was so chipper and happy getting their morning tea and then they saw the newspaper and remembered Dracula killed their friend. #monsterdon

the person i trust the least is that blue eyed mutton chop guy, just look at him, he's up to no good #monsterdon

#Monsterdon So many closeups of Lucy's nostrils. I'm not sure what that's supposed to convey.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 #CoffeeWatch We have a potention sighting. Repeat...potential sighting.

ENOUGH WITH THE ZOOMS JESUS H. CHRIST #Monsterdon

STAY AWAY FROM CHURCHES! #monsterdon

#monsterdon *Looks at Lucy*

Melania this you

Wow, that was a lot of sugar going into that tea.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970