Shoot the dead things! Shoot them! #Monsterdon

oh wait i think it's a deer???

anyway did you know that in the book of the shining it's not a hedge maze it's hedge animals and there's a reason they changed it for the screen. just saying #Monsterdon

Yeah I find terrible taxidermy terrifying too #Monsterdon

I bet that fireball in your hand will work real wonders against Dracula too

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Now they are *all* mad at you

#Monsterdon

god there are so many gifable moments in this taxidermy room #monsterdon

Was that a lightning strike over the sound of a rooster crowing?

#Monsterdon

Count Dooku > Count Dracula there I said it #Monsterdon

@north I was going to joke saying the animals were his pets that came with him in the coffins but now I'm actually pretty sure they are in fact his undead animal pets #monsterdon

#monsterdon oh great, more taxidermy

Years later Sam Raimi would actually make this scene work. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

Dracula's widows peak looking like a widows Himalayas #monsterdon

OWL INTENSIFIES! #monsterdon

lol you could pull so many great gifs out of just this scene

#monsterdon

the goat is my favorite one I think

#Monsterdon

HA HA HA oh man, the stagehand shaking the owl at the camera deserves an Oscar :D #Monsterdon

Kinski went for that lady's neck waaayyyy too happily...

#monsterdon

We’re going to find out Van Helsing was the one playing that damned flute. #Monsterdon

I’ve tracked two changes of color on Van Helsing’s goatee.

#Monsterdon

is that a taxidermy COW #Monsterdon

"...okay, we're going to flash the lights, and you all look surprised ..... never mind, we'll fix it with zooms."

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

Oh no! Taxidermy! #monsterdon

Stuffed animals CC: Wassssup! #monsterdon

Maybe narcolepsy isn't a great disease to have if you're fighting undead ancient evils. #Monsterdon

look, all this dust on the floor. lord this man needs to hire some help. #monsterdon

They're raiding Dracula's crypt and Johnny's got the table lamp from Van Helsing's study. #Monsterdon

This is no human concrete floor. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

Chaos reigns!
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

I'm just laughing at the zooming now.

#Monsterdon
#CountDracula1970

Moonshadow, moonshadow. #Monsterdon

zoooooooomers i am zoooomer. shaking animals! zoooooooom!

#monsterdon

after this i'm going to relisten to the bad taxidermy episode of the magnus archives to get the taste of this movie out #Monsterdon

In terrifying STUFF-O-VISION (crash zooms on taxidermy animals) #monsterdon

Hold on, gonna arm wrestle myself real quick. Damn, passed out. Did I win? #monsterdon

Don't worry, it's just Cobweb Fox.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

That is some *strong* moonlight.

#Monsterdon

At this point, I think Van Helsing is the antagonist, and Dracula is just misunderstood and maybe needs rehab.

#Monsterdon

That was some unforgivable day-for-night.

#monsterdon

@Lazarou And the sound effects guys ... SUPER over-achievers

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ Only two eternities to go....

#Monsterdon

A commercial just showed some generic hero in a pinkish tube and I didn't know if I was looking at a colon or esophagus. I'd almost rather have political ads. #Monsterdon

@wohali #Monsterdon “Fools! No necklace has the rizz power of Christopher Lee!!”

Odd Job scarfin' it up now. You got somethings under that scarf to hide? #monsterdon

Dr. Van Snore-sing.

#monsterdon

The tired eepy strikes again #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 Van Helsing has a moment: You are strong enough. You are good enough, and everybody likes you.

Um Hellsing you okay dude? You constipated or something?
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

What is the purpose of Renfield in this movie so far? Other than eating flies? #monsterdon

“Take this young lady to Renfield. Do as I say.”

WTF, Van Helsing? Is that how you talk to people? #Monsterdon

When you're climbing trees, don't forget to take your oil lamp.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

Eat the Rich, #Monsterdon edition

@berniethewordsmith @apLundell @Taweret

#Monsterdon Pause for Evening Exposition! With crucifixes! (Shouldn’t they be Church of England?)

23 more minutes to go of teeth bad zooms and eyeballs

#Monsterdon
#CountDracula1970

#Monsterdon 🧛🏻 is it wrong of me that #CountDracula1970 makes me want to watch Coppolla's deliriously -- and deliciously -- schizophrenic film?

(I swear every actor was acting in completely different film.)

I'm seriously considering playing solitaire right now #monsterdon

DON'T look at the CAMERA

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

So this is when he switches to being a cowboy? Got it.

#monsterdon

hang on so they not only know all about draculas including how to kill them, but they were literally at count dracula's castle doing the killing of the draculas and they just did one and gave up instead of finding the main casket i am now genuinely lost #monsterdon

He has to say "do as I say" after giving an order because the office help is a bit challenged

#monsterdon

@wohali It looks kinda like the gas mask Steve Martin wears in Little Shop of Horrors #monsterdon

"Take these! Against them Count Dracula is powerless." *camera pans to a gun*

#monsterdon

HA! I won that staring contest Van Helsing!

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

I'm just going to replace this asylum worker in my mind with Matt Berry.

#monsterdon

Little known fact, Dracula is also powerless against the refreshing taste of Baja Blast. #Monsterdon

"Against these Count Dracula is powerless."

"You've tested that?"

"..."

#Monsterdon

Not a lot happened in this movie and we have like, 15 min left? #monsterdon

"The key to Count Dracula"

what???? Van Helsing is just like "yea sure whatever idc"

#Monsterdon

You know Jonathan, when you put it that way, I agree. Yes, it is your fault. #monsterdon

Ahh yes, necklaces. I guess I'll leave this gun behind then.

#Monsterdon

Wait... Renfield was reaching for the Doctor's neck and DIDN'T bite him???
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

This has nothing to do with the part. It's just Klaus Kinski being himself.

#Monsterdon

Now look your fiance has been wandering around draining people's blood we're going to have to make sure she doesn't get out of the box this time ⚰️ :BongoCatBanHammer:

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

The power of Geezzus
#monsterdon

Oh, big man's gonna SHOOT DRACULA good job #Monsterdon

I genuinely had no idea we had moved countries until now #monsterdon

But like, bad, child murdering Morticia
#Monsterdon

@ricci @tuckerm cringetok POVs of "what it feels like to be bitten by me" #monsterdon

Come on Quincy hit the stake with your shovel. Chops Lucy's head off.

Something ain't right wuth that boy. #Monsterdon

"With these necklaces we will have the power of rizz. we can defeat Dracula with it!"

#monsterdon

Was Lucy that light after losing so much blood? #Monsterdon

Renfield the good news is your sickness has passed. The bad news is you are now paralyzed from the uvula down.

#Monsterdon
#CountDracula1970

A lot of zooms again in this movie!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon We’re just desecrating a corpse here, nothing to see, happens all the time…

"tell me what you know"
relates his hot romantic date with Dracula.
#monsterdon

BITE 'IM RENFELD

RIGHT IN THE EAR

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Renfield can you hear me? Can you feel me near you? #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

@Taweret
Really like garlic?
Have SAD and need light?
Need to be able to see yourself in a mirror to put in your contacts?
A door to door salesman and want to enter homes without an explicit invitation?

I'm sure there are other reasons...

#Monsterdon

RENFIELD IS ALIVE?! We must witness more Kinski. Oh no.
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

@yatsu Oh they're just dumb. #Monsterdon

@Configures Ah well for the sailors' sake I guess I can let it go, but that was definitely confusing

#Monsterdon

This movie is completely devoid of any emotion aside from some screaming here and there #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe what's the rest of the cast's excuse then. #monsterdon

That chin thing Renfield is wearing looks like a deadly weapon doesn't it...?

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ He almost appeared to be smiling. #Monsterdon

Where was the screaming of your usual vampire staking? #monsterdon

That man has never swung a hammer in his life. #Monsterdon

"...Tommy, can you hear me?"

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

see what i'm saying the blue eyed mutton chop guy is the unfeeling muscle brought in because he is unaffected by big tiddy goth gf #monsterdon

@yatsu Would explain her acting, yeah #Monsterdon