okay what dime-store baby doll did they use to make those vampire death noises?

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

See? They went during daylight! Like smart people.

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@yatsu goddamn it I was just writing that very toot :P #Monsterdon

@lytta Better movie but less enjoyable viewing experience, I'd say

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We'll just leave Renfield's door open real quick. Sure nothing bad could happen. #monsterdon

his coffin labeled, like one of those beds for 5 year olds that has your name spelled on the headboard. #monsterdon

The bite wounds on her neck looks like they were drawn in with marker pens #monsterdon

One or both of these clowns are going to trip and impale themselves. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

Mina had a certain Pamela Anderson energy in the opera box.
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we've found dracula's bathtub!

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

If Van Helsing continues to be frustrated in his efforts, he's going to get an eye-tic.

#CountDracula1970

A flaming cross?

I know werewolf and vampire narratives are supposed to be anti-other in Europe (Jews, Romani, etc,) but isn't that just a bit too on the nose?

#Monsterdon

Helluva lot of #BadTaxidermy in tonight's #Monsterdon

Meanwhile back at the Wicker Man.
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I wonder if Reinfield will be of any use on this story...
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Those rooms are so big they have a toll booth in the middle of them.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

"You can do nothing!"

Says you, Dracula! Look! I can burn my own house down! #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ and it's actually a good decision for once 😬

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#Monsterdon Renfield being movked by the asylum guy to loud concert was a very weird transition.

#monsterdon did he just set fire to his study?

Lapland? Easter Island? Slovakia?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Out of the shadows comes… Young Dracula!

wait there was a cowboy

i saw that

it's like "we don't dare make him a cowboy but we can show one to say "yes we know." is that it?"

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Wait so He's going to save Mina by burning down the house?
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@lytta no entropy reduced, it is by definition below the maximum of the scale #monsterdon

First the brunette, now the blondie. Dracula is on the move!
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"You have learnt much. You can do nothing"

"Wanna bet?" *lights own floor on fire*

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lmao, the reaction face when he sees the cross

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……I left for a few minutes because Wasabi was angrily demanding butt pats and I come back to…???? this???? #Monsterdon

There was a cowboy, i think? Or was it just a Romani?

#monsterdon

@inquiline
Yup.
#Monsterdon #KlausKinski

The temerity of Quincy telling Harker his eyes are playing tricks after he just BEHEADED A FREAKING VAMPIRE
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#monsterdon He is checking his Wikipedia bio

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Who is 'your excellency'? Are we in some other empire now?

It's a miracle! He walks!

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

#Monsterdon and now, a musical interlude

Attack of the bad taxidermy?! #Monsterdon

they really couldn't have cleaned up poor Ren's cell? just gonna leave all those wasted spaghetti-os on the wall? rude. #monsterdon

Jonathan: “What about Mina?”

Van Helsing: “I shall guard her with my life.”

Jonathan, do not believe him, buddy. Van Helsing is trouble. She’ll be dead before you return.

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“Your eyes are playing tricks.“ Didn’t you just fire a bunch of shots at a stuffed tuna? #Monsterdon

That wood in the fireplace seems stacked ..... badly.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 A small port just below the main port. Only a direct hit will... Sorry, I drifted off to another movie.

@strangefour good one 😂 👏

(especially coming on the heels of someone suggesting this movie would be better with puppets)

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#Monsterdon I have 22 minutes left in this film, and watching a dude just stare into the camera for, like, a minute of that time.

ooh, a curve ball! a zoom OUT!

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for those who are interested, this is approximately the point in the story that we are up to in #DraculaDaily

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I don't care if the honey badger is dead, I'm out. #Monsterdon

Aaaand the movie stops to become a Transylvanian travelogue. #Monsterdon

Ooh so that was supposed to be a stroke. Acting! #monsterdon

@Taweret Filthy blood-sucking fiends from Hell! Non-consensual bloodsuckers! I'm anti-vampire, at least as portrayed in *Dracula* based that closely on Bram Stoker's book. #Monsterdon #CountDracula

Call a doctor? This movie doesn't need a doctor. It needs an autopsy. Ahahahaha!
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

I wouldn't call this opera as much as a really bad a cappella performance #Monsterdon 🧛🏻 #CountDracula1970

Umm is Mina dead? #monsterdon

Padded rooms must be a bitch to clean.
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And featuring Klaus Kinski as, himself #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes, arrest Dracula, damnit! No one is above the law!

Come on, Renfield! Save the day! #Monsterdon

this movie is wasting kinski

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Y'all I am super tired tonight and this movie is not helping me *not* fall asleep on the couch.

#monsterdon

Starting to get a Snidely Whiplash Look to You There count

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@aprilfollies doctor VON scott!

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

#monsterdon The drunk people, Kinski... The good parts of this movie live in the margins

Maybe this is the deal?

#Monsterdon I finally realized- this is the origin story of Dr. Scott!!

Is it me or does the volume on the "background" music keep increasing whenever the choir is on screen? It seems weird since I'm not sure they are the same song? Or if they are not synched up right...

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Do you think the count has a regular coffin and a travel coffin? ⚰️

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#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 You know, this might be more entertaining if it was done with puppets, Gerry Anderson style.

From the stuffed cell to the choir. this movie has everything!
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Universe, I miss Bram Stoker's Dracula at this point.

Why in the hell isn't *that* in my collection?

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Mostly I'm impressed how this movie manages to make a vampire attack look boring. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Dracula going home from the docks to fill his coffin with oreos and pedialyte for the voyage #monsterdon

Other than that how was the opera? #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

OMG #monsterdon I did not realize y'all were watching Klaus Kinski

Somebody put some stake launchers on Van Helsing's wheelchair. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Great Scott! #Monsterdon

Mrs Lincoln, will you have your regular seat? #Monsterdon
Wasn't this lady supposed to be a broke typist supporting Jonathan's law practice?

Did I just see Klaus take a swipe down Mina’s ample bosom?
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@cheribaker
You and your uncultured phrasing.
#monsterdon

dracula killed president lincoln exactly the same way

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

She wasn't the last victim of that performance.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

why is the sound mixing for this movie so TERRIBLE. the choir seems to be breaking something #monsterdon

"Delivering a note or letter" FINALLY #Bingo!

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#monsterdon This movie is all a big character assassination

#Monsterdon heyyyy dracula is younger now :D

Wait what? Did the actor playing Van Hellsing just refuse to walk anymore? Sure being in a chair with a comfy blanket on set sounds nice, but why?
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Having to fight questionable taxidermy should be a staple of vampire stories. And they should be around as animated as these.
#monsterdon #CountDracula1970

abe lincoln in the next box. (too soon?) #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dracula uses Oil of Oy Vey to look younger.

y'know that whole sequence was basically superfirends logic

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damn this concert sucks tho

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OK, so he's now in a wheelchair
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The animal “battle” is still happening? What? #monsterdon

@diazona #Monsterdon … only one leaves! 😜

#Monsterdon that's some serious taxidermy

Only you can prevent bad taxidermy sequences. Only you.
#Monsterdon

We came here to discuss Eddie. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

The limitations of recording microphones of the time is painful :blobcatheadphones:

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

they couldn't afford the rent on his legs anymore so they had to write in a stroke

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@catzilla "happened", that's rich 😛

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@steggy MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

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Quincy has some unexplained shmudges on his capelet they shouldn't have let that go?