Who else could go for some steak right now? #Monsterdon

that's a community college garage you can't convince me otherwise

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

The name is on the box, suckers! #monsterdon

blood sprayed on your face is such a rookie vampire slayer mistake #Monsterdon

That poor actor horse #monsterdon

wait is the movie about to end, did dracula even get a house #monsterdon

Was that a nocturnal slide whistle? #monsterdon

Meena while this movie is still running, time and space have little meaning. We can only pray.

#Monsterdon
#CountDracula1970

Surprise unnecessary Gore

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dracula is a time lord, confirmed

#monsterdon

We can only pray to find your FUCKING NECK

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Klaus Kinsky had the easiest acting job in this film. 1. Pop a shroom or two 2. Look spacey 3. Profit!
#Monsterdon

Ya know changing the book a little so they have to fight the brides here would make this movie slightly interesting. But nope let's just kill some sleeping ladies.
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Everytime the movie cuts back to Van Helsing I feel a big sigh internally.

#Monsterdon

Back to you're really lucky they sleep like the Dead 🧛‍♂️ ⚰️

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#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 Who will sing Dracula's backup vocals now?

#Monsterdon Invading a church with gardening implements and opening up coffins is likely to end in gaol. Or worse, this movie.

Its a miracle! He's healed! By the power of the cross he can walk again! #Monsterdon

Blood in the eye? That is not sanitary.

#Monsterdon

That was the best part of the film so far
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Vampire death sound ADR by Tara Strong. #monsterdon

Varna Varna Varna Varna #monsterdon

Why did they mumble while holding the cross when the vampire wasn't even in the coffin?
#Monsterdon

@jonny YES POPEYE NOISES THAT'S IT xD xD xD

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

“Nailed it!”

#Monsterdon

I think this man may have studied the black arts. I'm not sure what gives me that impression. Its an inkling. A feeling. #Monsterdon

Wow that's a high-stakes game of whack-a-mole

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It was only last year that he took the racing cars off of it, @yatsu @CactuarJoe #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok he's not going for subtle

Wow, juicy.

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the fucking popeye sounds everyone is making while the protagonist smiles while staking them is absolutely fucking bizarre need to clip that too #monsterdon

also, nice of the wives to help each other out. one of em murdered with a stake, and the other two just laying there like, dum dee dum. #monsterdon

"Oooh! Aaahh! Oh jeez, you're killing me ahh oh nooo"

#Monsterdon

Johnny's getting a little too into that whole hammering-a-stake-into-a-lady's-chest thing. #Monsterdon

Aww that's cute. He's got his name on his bed.
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Jonathan really appears to be enjoying staking these vampires. #Monsterdon

If I were Dracula, I'd have put some random humans in the coffins just to keep the hunters on their toes.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Seriously why does it sound like they're pounding on a large door when they drive the stakes through the vampires?

#monsterdon

["death" SFX]

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see right ya if you would have just done this while you were staking lucy the movie would have neen over half an hour ago #monsterdon

okay what dime-store baby doll did they use to make those vampire death noises?

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

See? They went during daylight! Like smart people.

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@yatsu goddamn it I was just writing that very toot :P #Monsterdon

@lytta Better movie but less enjoyable viewing experience, I'd say

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his coffin labeled, like one of those beds for 5 year olds that has your name spelled on the headboard. #monsterdon

We'll just leave Renfield's door open real quick. Sure nothing bad could happen. #monsterdon

The bite wounds on her neck looks like they were drawn in with marker pens #monsterdon

One or both of these clowns are going to trip and impale themselves. #Monsterdon #Dracula1970

we've found dracula's bathtub!

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Mina had a certain Pamela Anderson energy in the opera box.
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🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

If Van Helsing continues to be frustrated in his efforts, he's going to get an eye-tic.

#CountDracula1970

A flaming cross?

I know werewolf and vampire narratives are supposed to be anti-other in Europe (Jews, Romani, etc,) but isn't that just a bit too on the nose?

#Monsterdon

Helluva lot of #BadTaxidermy in tonight's #Monsterdon

Meanwhile back at the Wicker Man.
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I wonder if Reinfield will be of any use on this story...
#monsterdon

Those rooms are so big they have a toll booth in the middle of them.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

@SnoopJ and it's actually a good decision for once 😬

#Monsterdon

"You can do nothing!"

Says you, Dracula! Look! I can burn my own house down! #Monsterdon

Kinski said "Varna" -- did he already have his SAG card? #Monsterdon 🧛🏻 #CountDracula1970

#Monsterdon Renfield being movked by the asylum guy to loud concert was a very weird transition.

#monsterdon did he just set fire to his study?

Lapland? Easter Island? Slovakia?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Out of the shadows comes… Young Dracula!

wait there was a cowboy

i saw that

it's like "we don't dare make him a cowboy but we can show one to say "yes we know." is that it?"

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Wait so He's going to save Mina by burning down the house?
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@lytta no entropy reduced, it is by definition below the maximum of the scale #monsterdon

First the brunette, now the blondie. Dracula is on the move!
#monsterdon

"You have learnt much. You can do nothing"

"Wanna bet?" *lights own floor on fire*

#Monsterdon

lmao, the reaction face when he sees the cross

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……I left for a few minutes because Wasabi was angrily demanding butt pats and I come back to…???? this???? #Monsterdon

There was a cowboy, i think? Or was it just a Romani?

#monsterdon

@inquiline
Yup.
#Monsterdon #KlausKinski

The temerity of Quincy telling Harker his eyes are playing tricks after he just BEHEADED A FREAKING VAMPIRE
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He is checking his Wikipedia bio

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 💞

Who is 'your excellency'? Are we in some other empire now?

@ramsey I was completely wondering that too -- unless Herbert Lom just got very tired.

And who was "Your Excellency"? #Monsterdon 🧛🏻 #CountDracula1970

It's a miracle! He walks!

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

"I'll guard her with my life."

"No, wait, I meant that rhetorically."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and now, a musical interlude

Attack of the bad taxidermy?! #Monsterdon

they really couldn't have cleaned up poor Ren's cell? just gonna leave all those wasted spaghetti-os on the wall? rude. #monsterdon

Jonathan: “What about Mina?”

Van Helsing: “I shall guard her with my life.”

Jonathan, do not believe him, buddy. Van Helsing is trouble. She’ll be dead before you return.

#Monsterdon

“Your eyes are playing tricks.“ Didn’t you just fire a bunch of shots at a stuffed tuna? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 A small port just below the main port. Only a direct hit will... Sorry, I drifted off to another movie.

That wood in the fireplace seems stacked ..... badly.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

@strangefour good one 😂 👏

(especially coming on the heels of someone suggesting this movie would be better with puppets)

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#Monsterdon I have 22 minutes left in this film, and watching a dude just stare into the camera for, like, a minute of that time.

ooh, a curve ball! a zoom OUT!

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for those who are interested, this is approximately the point in the story that we are up to in #DraculaDaily

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I don't care if the honey badger is dead, I'm out. #Monsterdon

Aaaand the movie stops to become a Transylvanian travelogue. #Monsterdon

Ooh so that was supposed to be a stroke. Acting! #monsterdon

@Taweret Filthy blood-sucking fiends from Hell! Non-consensual bloodsuckers! I'm anti-vampire, at least as portrayed in *Dracula* based that closely on Bram Stoker's book. #Monsterdon #CountDracula

Call a doctor? This movie doesn't need a doctor. It needs an autopsy. Ahahahaha!
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

I wouldn't call this opera as much as a really bad a cappella performance #Monsterdon 🧛🏻 #CountDracula1970

Padded rooms must be a bitch to clean.
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Umm is Mina dead? #monsterdon

And featuring Klaus Kinski as, himself #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes, arrest Dracula, damnit! No one is above the law!

Come on, Renfield! Save the day! #Monsterdon