yaaaaay it's over! #monsterdon

Ah, yes, fire. Why burn when you can rapidly age instead? #monsterdon

Hahaha the concluding major chord of the organ at the end. Very fitting.

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some funny bits there, thank you for hosting @Taweret !!

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Worst. Van Helsing. Ever.

Didn't sing a single hell!

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the aging sequence is me any time i hold an extended conversation with a zoomer
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The gonorrhea finally caught up with him. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait so you can just draw a cross? and then the vampire *makes his own cross* when he crosses his hands to try to block it out? does... does that reinforce it?

@diazona Oh yea, it does. Now I wonder if that was a nod to this movie.
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Well, I got defeated by that film. G'nite friends and may next week's @Taweret -hosted #monsterdon be less awful!

Fin.

#Monsterdon #Zoomsterdon

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Merrily merrily merrily

@RamenCatholic Their timing is in fact impeccable #monsterdon

Vampires: Highly flammable

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SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BBQula. #Monsterdon

And then he turned into a muppet and died.

The. End.

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@flowerpot Reminds me of the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark

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CARTOON BOLDER!? WTF IS THIS MOVIE!?
Was that in the book? I really should read Dracula.
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In the old days, vampire killers, not rock stars, threw things off of buildings.

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Heh, as Dracula burns he reverts to a plaster dummy. #Monsterdon

Apparently Dracula has to be aged by the fire before he becomes flammable #monsterdon

@ramsey Definitely real rocks and not foam at all.

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did Christopher Lee briefly turn into Einstein #Monsterdon

GO away or I shall have to taunt you a second time! #monsterdon

THE CLAY FACES PLEASE #Monsterdon

see he's gonna pop like his one wife and put the fire out with all the blood he's sucked

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Umm, yeah right. You two didn't lift those huge stones by yourself #monsterdon

Only one of the vampires was juicy #monsterdon

lol, they dropped an anvil on Dracula. It's Roger Rabbit rules. #monsterdon

NOT THE HORSE YOU SLIME
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@diazona The theater looks so much like the Muppet set. I couldn't resist once they started shouting for the doctor. Statler and Waldorf called out to me. This movie needs all the heckling we can give it.
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"Whoops, that's not Dracula. Looks like we crushed the wrong funeral party. Welp, back to ambush positions, people!" #Monsterdon

Indeed, the dying vampire noises are hilarious #monsterdon

No one told me The Rock and his little brother were going to be in this film.

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2nd AD: "we don't need fake skin burning, just overlay the fire, it'll be fine."

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Fire turns vampires into mannequins, very interesting #monsterdon

"hi boys~"
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Those guys are super strong. #Monsterdon

so he just fucked around and went home...?

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#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 Frau Blucher!

@jonny It's London, nobody gets a house. It's all luxury flats #monsterdon

Those boulders have some bounce to them. #Monsterdon

omg that taxidermy badger pfft #monsterdon

#monsterdon "time and space have little meaning" -- like how the boys got to Transylvania faster than Dracula?

All of the night-for-day shooting in this film, I'm never entirely sure what time it's supposed to be or if this Dracula's even supposed to be constrained by daylight. #monsterdon

Wait is this just turning into Monty Python now? #monsterdon

@aprilfollies@mastodon.online To be fair, they had the teefies and blood on their lips.

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Love these super convincing giant stones.

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@Louisa Everyone except the Count is better dressed in #CountDracula than they should be per the book. Except those people with torches. #Monsterdon

A.....a rock? A fucking rock? ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES? Are yo ufuck—I give up #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero :ohno: #Monsterdon

wait a minute i've seen this roadrunner cartoon

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oh that poor horse :(

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@Crazypedia She was freshly filled with blood. #Monsterdon

Oh, the ol' boulder drop gag!

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It's weird how there's a long tradition of real estate-based drama in vampire fiction. #Monsterdon

You can see light right through the damn box they're hauling. Ahem.

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@diazona @flowerpot Well, thing is Dracula coming back is definitely Christopher Lee lore #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And now, a prayer for the women I may have just murdered because I didn’t check for heartbeats or anything.

It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience to get rid of Count Dracula apparently #monsterdon

Who else could go for some steak right now? #Monsterdon

that's a community college garage you can't convince me otherwise

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The name is on the box, suckers! #monsterdon

blood sprayed on your face is such a rookie vampire slayer mistake #Monsterdon

That poor actor horse #monsterdon

wait is the movie about to end, did dracula even get a house #monsterdon

Was that a nocturnal slide whistle? #monsterdon

Meena while this movie is still running, time and space have little meaning. We can only pray.

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Surprise unnecessary Gore

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dracula is a time lord, confirmed

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We can only pray to find your FUCKING NECK

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Klaus Kinsky had the easiest acting job in this film. 1. Pop a shroom or two 2. Look spacey 3. Profit!
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Ya know changing the book a little so they have to fight the brides here would make this movie slightly interesting. But nope let's just kill some sleeping ladies.
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Everytime the movie cuts back to Van Helsing I feel a big sigh internally.

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Back to you're really lucky they sleep like the Dead 🧛‍♂️ ⚰️

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#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 Who will sing Dracula's backup vocals now?

Its a miracle! He's healed! By the power of the cross he can walk again! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Invading a church with gardening implements and opening up coffins is likely to end in gaol. Or worse, this movie.

Blood in the eye? That is not sanitary.

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Vampire death sound ADR by Tara Strong. #monsterdon

Varna Varna Varna Varna #monsterdon

Why did they mumble while holding the cross when the vampire wasn't even in the coffin?
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@jonny YES POPEYE NOISES THAT'S IT xD xD xD

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“Nailed it!”

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I think this man may have studied the black arts. I'm not sure what gives me that impression. Its an inkling. A feeling. #Monsterdon

Wow that's a high-stakes game of whack-a-mole

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It was only last year that he took the racing cars off of it, @yatsu @CactuarJoe #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok he's not going for subtle

Wow, juicy.

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the fucking popeye sounds everyone is making while the protagonist smiles while staking them is absolutely fucking bizarre need to clip that too #monsterdon

also, nice of the wives to help each other out. one of em murdered with a stake, and the other two just laying there like, dum dee dum. #monsterdon

"Oooh! Aaahh! Oh jeez, you're killing me ahh oh nooo"

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Johnny's getting a little too into that whole hammering-a-stake-into-a-lady's-chest thing. #Monsterdon

Aww that's cute. He's got his name on his bed.
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Jonathan really appears to be enjoying staking these vampires. #Monsterdon

If I were Dracula, I'd have put some random humans in the coffins just to keep the hunters on their toes.

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Seriously why does it sound like they're pounding on a large door when they drive the stakes through the vampires?

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["death" SFX]

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see right ya if you would have just done this while you were staking lucy the movie would have neen over half an hour ago #monsterdon