@jmelesky Yes, same as in the book (Dracula is driver). #CountDracula #Monsterdon

So, that's it? Not a big Dracula vs White boys showdown? What a lame ending!
#monsterdon

Oh god, Tubi just started directly in with Coraline. Not today Satan. I can't deal with eye horror. Too much trauma. #monsterdon.

Well I can't find the toot, but "goth party or funeral" reply: How can we tell?! #monsterdon

Yup that was the guy from Indiana Jones #monsterdon

Oh come on, ending like that? That’s too easy. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 😱 💞

That giant rock bounced off that sweet horse's head! Be careful with your rocks, dudes!

Tubi immediately launches into something called "Dan Curtis' Dracula" #monsterdon

@annathepiper @strangefour if they'd gone through a bunch of other dracula players and ended up on lugosi, that would've honestly been kinda cool

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

@lytta I played a Malkavian in 'Vampire: The Dark Ages' who was basically a 'Dollar Store Disney Princess' & she basically kept trying to do this. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and this reminds me of denethor and the tomato

@srol Donkey Kong logic #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this reminds me of pee-wee hermann's character in the buffy the vampire slayer movie

So we learned something useful: when you're staking vampires, it's best to wear a face shield #monsterdon

FIN. Play us out Mr Octopus.
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

@neia
And a zombie or two.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

I can see the auditions for this film. Like each actor needed to stand absolutely motionless and stare at the camera, then say "Lucy." Only the best got a call-back. #monsterdon

"This was a Dracula indeed!"
#Monsterdon

Thank you fine scary season #Monsterdon
#CountDracula1970

Leather neck gaiters are now on sale at my affiliate link if anyone wants one.

@ShiitakeToast "What's in the boooxxx?!?" no no, "Who's in the booox!" --dad #monsterdon

🎵 "IIIIII've been working on the railroad, allllll the --" 🎵

"For God's sake Harker let's take this seriously."

#Monsterdon

…Well, I'm out of popcorn and Wasabi still wants butt pats. Thanks @Taweret for kicking off #Mastoween!

#Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz I think that is part of the standard lore? Though I think it's that they are flammable in sunlight?

#Monsterdon

worst dracula to date?

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

He turned into a Boris Karloff mask?
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Here’s blood in your eye, Quincy!
#Monsterdon

So this was my first #monsterdon. How would you say the quality of this movie rates vs the average? Do you do this for the taxidermied swordfish?

Gee I wonder when they switched over to the mask

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

@neia A small dental disorder is not grounds for being spiked! #Monsterdon

Fun fact: they got the cast and crew of Fiddler on the Roof to play the Romani. Hey guys, after you finish Rich man, do you mind to come over to Stage 32? We just wanna shoot a quick scene. #Monsterdon

Okay, that was pathetic. That was like 3 storeys. It wasn't even off a cliff.

#Monsterdon

@strangefour absolutely! I really should keep a few Statler and Waldorf screenshots handy myself

#Monsterdon

hang on there are some important moments in this movie that must be preserved #monsterdon

FINE #monsterdon

yaaaaay it's over! #monsterdon

Yeah I guess fires super effective

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Ah, yes, fire. Why burn when you can rapidly age instead? #monsterdon

Hahaha the concluding major chord of the organ at the end. Very fitting.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

some funny bits there, thank you for hosting @Taweret !!

#monsterdon

Worst. Van Helsing. Ever.

Didn't sing a single hell!

#monsterdon

the aging sequence is me any time i hold an extended conversation with a zoomer
#monsterdon

The gonorrhea finally caught up with him. #monsterdon

And they used their FIN to fuck off into the sea

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait so you can just draw a cross? and then the vampire *makes his own cross* when he crosses his hands to try to block it out? does... does that reinforce it?

@diazona Oh yea, it does. Now I wonder if that was a nod to this movie.
#Monsterdon

Well, I got defeated by that film. G'nite friends and may next week's @Taweret -hosted #monsterdon be less awful!

Fin.

#Monsterdon #Zoomsterdon

#monsterdon

Merrily merrily merrily

I think this chant is missing something

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

@RamenCatholic Their timing is in fact impeccable #monsterdon

Vampires: Highly flammable

#Monsterdon

SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#monsterdon

BBQula. #Monsterdon

And then he turned into a muppet and died.

The. End.

#monsterdon

@flowerpot Reminds me of the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Rock from above… bounces off the horse? Is the horse undead too?

CARTOON BOLDER!? WTF IS THIS MOVIE!?
Was that in the book? I really should read Dracula.
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

In the old days, vampire killers, not rock stars, threw things off of buildings.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

Heh, as Dracula burns he reverts to a plaster dummy. #Monsterdon

Apparently Dracula has to be aged by the fire before he becomes flammable #monsterdon

@ramsey Definitely real rocks and not foam at all.

#monsterdon

did Christopher Lee briefly turn into Einstein #Monsterdon

GO away or I shall have to taunt you a second time! #monsterdon

THE CLAY FACES PLEASE #Monsterdon

see he's gonna pop like his one wife and put the fire out with all the blood he's sucked

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

Umm, yeah right. You two didn't lift those huge stones by yourself #monsterdon

Only one of the vampires was juicy #monsterdon

lol, they dropped an anvil on Dracula. It's Roger Rabbit rules. #monsterdon

NOT THE HORSE YOU SLIME
#monsterdon

@diazona The theater looks so much like the Muppet set. I couldn't resist once they started shouting for the doctor. Statler and Waldorf called out to me. This movie needs all the heckling we can give it.
#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

"Whoops, that's not Dracula. Looks like we crushed the wrong funeral party. Welp, back to ambush positions, people!" #Monsterdon

Indeed, the dying vampire noises are hilarious #monsterdon

No one told me The Rock and his little brother were going to be in this film.

#Monsterdon

2nd AD: "we don't need fake skin burning, just overlay the fire, it'll be fine."

#monsterdon

Fire turns vampires into mannequins, very interesting #monsterdon

"hi boys~"
#monsterdon

Those guys are super strong. #Monsterdon

so he just fucked around and went home...?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970 Frau Blucher!

@jonny It's London, nobody gets a house. It's all luxury flats #monsterdon

Those boulders have some bounce to them. #Monsterdon

omg that taxidermy badger pfft #monsterdon

#monsterdon "time and space have little meaning" -- like how the boys got to Transylvania faster than Dracula?

All of the night-for-day shooting in this film, I'm never entirely sure what time it's supposed to be or if this Dracula's even supposed to be constrained by daylight. #monsterdon

Wait is this just turning into Monty Python now? #monsterdon

@aprilfollies@mastodon.online To be fair, they had the teefies and blood on their lips.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

Love these super convincing giant stones.

#monsterdon

@Louisa Everyone except the Count is better dressed in #CountDracula than they should be per the book. Except those people with torches. #Monsterdon

A.....a rock? A fucking rock? ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES? Are yo ufuck—I give up #Monsterdon

lol, Dracula getting burned is pulling the face I do when I have to get up in the morning

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero :ohno: #Monsterdon

oh that poor horse :(

#Monsterdon

wait a minute i've seen this roadrunner cartoon

#Dracula1970 #monsterdon #mastoween

@Crazypedia She was freshly filled with blood. #Monsterdon

Oh, the ol' boulder drop gag!

#Monsterdon #CountDracula

It's weird how there's a long tradition of real estate-based drama in vampire fiction. #Monsterdon

You can see light right through the damn box they're hauling. Ahem.

#Monsterdon #CountDracula1970

@diazona @flowerpot Well, thing is Dracula coming back is definitely Christopher Lee lore #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And now, a prayer for the women I may have just murdered because I didn’t check for heartbeats or anything.

It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience to get rid of Count Dracula apparently #monsterdon