why do the teachers even have these weapons built in

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@paco #monsterdon

I mean, haven't YOU ever wanted to drive a lap in the classroom?

Waiting for the bionic boobs to come in is the hardest part of HRT, tbh.

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lol, cyborg tit skeleton

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"I remember in junior high, man... You kicked ass."

-Things Only Said in Cinema, vol 86

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After both gangs killed 70% of each other, there is an amazing number of them left over
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Actually, I'm surprised Malcolm McDowell wasn't the villain in this.

"Like a vampire giving me a blowjob"

oh that reminds the Vampire Lestat is out tonight!

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The visual effect of the finger holes on the principal's neck was *really* good btw

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This history teacher is like the least believable military cyborg known to man. #Monsterdon

Programmer 1: Should we remove the exterminate function from our military robots before they are deployed as teachers?

Programmer 2: It's Friday, and I only work here for the health insurance.
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If the robots were smart they'd let the humans fight each other then pick off the tired survivors out of ammo...

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"Death to the Opposition"

Teachers confirmed

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Budget for this film was $5.2mil.

Not small!

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love these mad max cars, flowers for VFX, those were probably fun to make

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I'm not sure it was wise to include an "exterminate" function in a series of robot teachers.
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he's making the 2026 techbro llm arguments

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I know I'm supposed to be paying attention to this entire crew of robits

but ahhh *gestures* Pam Grier

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hahaha the PCB earring

an attempt was made

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"Program the robots to say something witty before they die....make that happen would you?"

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Main character ignores Woman's thoughts on other women....is that like a reverse Bechdel?

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@moira polymercule #Monsterdon

ok, the WD-40 was legit funny!

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Why does a robot need a condo?

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"Just another one of my devious criminal acts."

The writing. My god, the writing.

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I've never managed to look cool with my arms crossed. Tough dudes just step to me and are like "do you need a jacket"

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this, but a year later and it's Nirvana doing songs from Nevermind

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He is drinking milk as a reference to Clockwork Orange?

Am I overthinking this trash?

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too much intrigue and not enough cyberpunk fashion

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Candace Cameron Tells You Off #Monsterdon

Pretty sure it just *barely* passes the incredibly low bar of the Bechdel test by Evilyn asking Teela if she wants to leave rather than fight.

Like that's the only line that would qualify.

Just to set expectations.

I think this is the kind of good/bad movie that knows what it is, that will be on #monsterdon in 20 years.

oh holy shit that's Pam Grier :blobfoxsurprised:

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“The Smoot-Hawley Act raised or lowered tariffs? Anyone, anyone?” #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ I wonder how many instances of "terrible dialog" I can stack up on my bingo card

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"did we model this AI on some sociopathic CEOs?"

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trying to understand if having the first 20 minutes of context would help me understand what the fuck is going on in this movie

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that robot teacher was in a lot of 90s shows as a goon or hired killer or something..

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One man's family. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon SO MANY MULLETS!!!

This is gonna get really embarrassing really fast. #Monsterdon

Christie is a robot, play All Along The Watchtower to her...

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ok one question i missed it because i was between tabs - do the kids know the teachers are combat robots? they don't seem to #monsterdon

lol, that's not how computer looked in 1999, where's the translucence?

Loving the "OBEY" signs

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Stacey Keach's Cyperpunk Rattail

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OMG, l am loving these fashions.....

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...So if you come in with a muzzleloader you can keep it? #Monsterdon

somebody paid costumes and props and it shows baby #monsterdon

Love the robot teacher smoking a pipe....

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lol, but isn't this what America schools are like now though?

oh look, a masked cop abusing authority...such wild visions....

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What are you afraid of, these guys make Stormtroopers look accurate. #Monsterdon

THOSE SQUIBS WERE MEANT FOR US! #Monsterdon

This is the era of Malcolm McDowell appearing in every Science Fiction movie, isn't it?

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I’m going to go out on a limb and speculate that the makers of this film may have seen Robocop. #Monsterdon

That is... Not where Cleveland is. #Monsterdon

🤖 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🤖

(where applicable)

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@SnoopJ the robot costume tiddy chest was good not bad is my position on the matter. perfect schlock, just garbage

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#Monsterdon Kids today, am-I-right?

@klu9 #monsterdon @SnoopJ

I think of the nipples in that case more like "gore" rather than the lascivious nudity that Dolemite intended.

@Taweret cheers, it was stupid fun! #Monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe The real horror was the OSHA violations

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@jonny is that not how American High School goes? #Monsterdon

@paco

That is a standard part of the training....

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lol, that was exactly how I imagined it would be, ...well done everyone!

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did Cody learn to drive a fork lift in juvy is that what happened

so much green goo in these robots

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Aliens ending

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"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!"

Hissing

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We can just watch Small Soldiers next time, you know.

Like we don't gotta prove nothing to nobody

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HAHA YES GIVE US THE ROBOT PUPPET

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Conventional weapons are useless, right?

Well… unless you shoot them in the head and say “You’re history”

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I'm really glad we could re-use the chemistry class set, because it was pretty expensive.
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So… the end theme is School's Out by Alice Cooper, right?

… right?

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Chekhov's bus!?

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I wonder how they did the missile arm effect. It's pretty good!

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Also it took me a second to realize the robot had nipples. Why would you do that? #Monsterdon

oh okay maybe bullets were only effective for that one scene so we're back to the expected rules of coming up with some clever not-bullets way to defeat the cyborgs?

whatever

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See, I feel like the teachers becoming less human the longer the film goes on is... The START of a good idea.

Like, you know the way a bad teacher will become more and more dogmatic the more students point out how unfair they're being? I feel like there's a way to use the cyborg teacher as a metaphor for that.

Not that this film is one tenth that interesting, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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grapple hook arm!

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#monsterdon Vampires should be perfectly trustworthy for a blowjob, I mean yeah you _could_ get a lot of blood out of one of them things except the arteries in your neck are still a better drain point... #ClassOf1999

Temu Corey Feldman is not good at giving orders

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move out dude
go thatway dude
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Ann Beattie mentioned

well, okay

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Don't mock libraries you savages

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Honestly, both these gangs could kill each other and who would care?

Genderqueer Angel was the only interesting one

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@cd0 #monsterdon

Back in 1990 Trent was just starting out. They wouldnta had to pay too much for that song.

lol, the robots have gone on a killing spree and killed all the technicians....but please do invest in this stock!

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You can't outrun Pam Grier with your becky hair do...

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"Like a vampire givin' me a blowjob"

Truly you are a painter with words.

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can't be turned off? you're supposed to put a big red self destruct button on all robots, don't you know that?

#monsterdon #Classof1999

"like a vampire giving me a blowjob", eh?

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WOW HOW SURPRISING

>_>

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this movie is really good at making you not care about anyone
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WTF kind of ignorant military robots are these?!?! Let the combatants use up their ammo on each other, and then kill the survivors!!?!!

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Mad Maths: The Recess Warrior

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Why is the robot laughing?!

Weird.

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lol, of course they walked out of the sea, they're robots

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We are finally halfway through this flick, folks! #halfway

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@CactuarJoe it's 1990, *everything* is dripping with this kind of "humorous" delivery

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He doesn't have to use hand signals you frakkin toaster, his bike has turn signals.

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I do like how exited Professor Pipe is about being evil

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