@trixter I mean, didn't that sort of happen in one of the myths?

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WILL SOMEONE GET THAT BLOODY PHONE?

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man this is just like how i feel like when birds get eaten by terrestrial rodents. you are a pegasus, you can FLY AWAY and get water from like a pond at the top of a treacherous mountain peak or something. deep down you must have wanted to be captured. #monsterdon

... got to make it 8 seconds!!
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#monsterdon This is TWA. So much better than Delta. Less nits and lice.

Well, you're choking and endangered species Perseus, That's why it isn't being keen to be tamed
#monsterdon

minecraft says you just have to sit on him until he loves you. there you go. #monsterdon

"...you forgot your helmet!"

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uhhh your helmet?

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steady....steady....

boot to the head

gnite perseus

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That thing must drop manure loads from the sky #monsterdon

Okay, winged horses are just a regular thing here instead of coming from gorgon blood.

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I would mostly use an invisibility helmet to run errands without having to talk to people

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Sadly I don't have "day for night" on my bingo card #monsterdon

@ricci what no that's crazy talk

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less creeping, more stop-motion giant vultures #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

Sooo romantic to creep on a sleeping woman's bedroom #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

You think someone at the castle would notice the big metal pet carrier that's always on the balcony

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That chick is getting carried away #monsterdon

flappity flappity bippity bappy, carry off the queen

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#Monsterdon dude gets invisibility helmet. Waits five whole minutes before creeping on a woman in her room.

Mythology!

okay, so now that's she's in the cage, she should start singing for Godzilla to come destroy the island, yeah? #monsterdon

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WatchVibe™️

Perseus expression concerns⬆️
Sword handling danger ⬆️
Worry about guards being distant ⬇️

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@arisummerland #monsterdon

It's a ringwraith. It's summoned every time he dons the helmet.

uhhh using your invisibility helmet to sneak into a woman's bedroom is not cool dude #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

OH MY GOD the helmet does not fit over his head lmfao

it's a hat

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I love the vulture! Love love love love love

Wait, is it a vulture or something else?

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#monsterdon Here's your Delta flight ma'am. You're in Terra Cotta class. Happy flying with Delta! The sky-lounge is kinda... rustic.

Delivery by vulture drone!

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Ah yes, my Amazon drop

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[LOUDER CAWING]

#monsterdon

@jonny Pretty much.

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The riddle:

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?

WHAT is your favorite color?

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this has been a very helpful...guard? #monsterdon

Wow this guard is like the chattiest NPC from Oblivion.
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@arisummerland #monsterdon

"now you must find 5 palm leaves and bring them to me."

Lucas Exposition is on the job!

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New game: count the number of layers in the optical printer #monsterdon

#monsterdon Calibos came into some radium, and got a little Spock goopy from it, but nobody really wants to look into it too much, lest the goopy spread.

Thank you, exposition guy, that is quite enough.

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#monsterdon That's the Joppa Dental Damn right there. It's a clever sex act, allright. Requires lots of Dent-u-Grip to work.

Welcome to Joppa! Monkeys! Parrots! "We've have it all" #monsterdon

@JoeWynne
"Bill payer" #monsterdon

Oh, right. This movie is recent enough and high budget enough that the music helps carry story beats.

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Him: Darn. I forgot my sword. I suppose I could go back for it. I mean it is a powerful artifact gifted by the gods. They did say I would need it for my epic journey.

Him: nah. Too lazy. Can't be bothered.

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#monsterdon There isn't enough drugs for a shepherd to explain what he saw. Just footsteps in the worlds softest dust. It's fine, like toner. What? What's toner? Uhhh, what year is it?

the footstep effect is VERY COOL

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Perseus you git! You forgot your sword.
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#monsterdon A divine gift, it comes with no cost, except you know, the golden shower your momma got by an old british man pretending to be Zeus.

Obi Wan in the shield #monsterdon

Stories involving sentient military equipment have a great track record, I'm just gonna say

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In Greece, the sword can be used as a jackhammer. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Rub me all over your body, boy! I'm here to protect you! LOL

Yo, I'll put this helmet and you throw a brick at me, it's gonna be super cool dude! #monsterdon

#monsterdon With enough LSD, you too can have magical weapons and armor. MORE BLOTTER LESS WALKIES

Perseus! Slayer of air! #monsterdon

My cat was activated by the grumpy relocated cats

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Cat representation #Monsterdon

"Prince Perseus"

(meow)

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Looking for something more becoming to wear in the litter box, nice #monsterdon

Short sword, just sayin

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Welcome to Joppa, here's your sword

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is this...his father's lightsaber? #monsterdon

Everyone says: "Call no man happy who is not dead!"

And I say "Awwww, shut UP already!"

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GET TO THE JOPPA!

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#monsterdon Hate to say it, but Argos is kinda fuxxored. Ah well.

"...that was your father's lightsaber"

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Well he likes cats

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Jappa dez nuts.
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Joppa. You know, Joppa, near where the big chicken used to be.
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“Hi. I’m a poet. Who are you?”

“I’m the son of a god.”

“Oh, that tracks.”

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon You didn’t feel the goddes carrying you, the wind, perhaps some whooshing? No? Fancy drugs they got there…

This was right around the time Maggie Smith was in Evil Under the Sun as well, she was spending a lot of time making movies set in Greece. #monsterdon

he really does have early 80s hair doesn't he, ahahhaa

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💥 CLASH OF THE TRIVIA 💥

John Barry submitted a 15-minute demo for the score, but Harryhausen did not like it.

#ClashOfTheTitans1981

I keep wanting to sneak in a Dowager quote for Maggie Smith but let's face it, that character is more about snark than it is saying something quoteable

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Zeus has many, many, many, many, many, many, many faults, as a god, but he does seem to genuinely care for his offspring…sometimes.

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Horse tricks. SICKNASTY. #monsterdon

Now there's some horsemanship!

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Maybe this film won't be so bad after all

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*ten minutes of torrential water destroying a city, laying it low and driving off all its inhabitants, very excitedly composited together in post* Roland Emmerich could never

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I'll still take obvious miniature work over middling CGI any time #monsterdon

zeus has no excuse for this kind of collective punishment when he can just send a guided smart lightning bolt straight into the king's heart and stage a miracle so they appoint his new, favored king in his place that thinks murder is bad to do #monsterdon

Just minding my own business WATER going down the stairs WATER running for your life SPLASH IN THE FACE YO #monsterdon

They all deserve it

NOW

The monster please!

#monsterdon

GILL-MAN!!

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IT'S RAY HARRYHAUSEN TIME, BITCHES

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Wow special fx underwater #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

A+ matte paintings, C- composition #monsterdon

If there is one Titan left how will there be a clash of them?

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zeus needs go to like a transformative justice workshop or something #monsterdon

the OG release the Kraken

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#monsterdon I'm sorry, Zeus cares about murder???

#monsterdon Always remember, the Olympian pantheon was all about tit-for-tat. Build us shacks and we'll probably not kill you. Maaaaybe.

With a cast of old semi famous actors even us old folks can't remember. And Rocky's trainer.
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Love that Athena has an owl. As it should be.

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Definitely going to play Hades again after this #monsterdon

"OK let's circle up and do introductions..."

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There's an entire disco going on in his fifth vertebrae.

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