And now the Aegean turns to stone.

PERS-EUS!!!!!

#monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Just fucked over a whole lot of fish there... #monsterdon

Did he accidentally throw the head in the water?

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

In olden times if you cut off a witches head it still had one stoning left in it. So you really had to be sure it was an emergency to use it. #monsterdon

Kraken gets turned to stone

More like STOPPED motion am I right

cough I said more like STOP—

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon my partner: He's *Kraken* up!

"I'll just throw this supernaturally dangerous thing into the ocean. I'm sure it won't come back to harm anyone I know."

Yeah, Boomers definitely made this movie. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon now the fish are gonna get stoned

I would criticize the strength of that knot, but honestly, if I had something that could kill everything around me in a bag, I would tie a fucking good knot as well.

.....would probably a keep a knife handy for cutting the knot though!

#Monsterdon

And now all the fish get stoned.
#Monsterdon

You can stop aiming the head, now, dude.

#Monsterdon

close-up of the kraken's belly button for the freaks

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Again, Bubo for the frikken WIN MAN! Carrying a terrible weapon! Here comes the dehydrator of the gods…

kraken crumble
#Monsterdon

Do the medusa eyes charge with USB A or USB C? #Monsterdon

Behold! The largest seamonkey ever raised

#Monsterdon

Owl-2 goes "christ, do I have to do _everything_ for this guy?"

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Kraken has abs for days.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

MONSTER NAVEL!

#monsterdon

It's okay everyone the owl is fine!

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#monsterdon Just like TWA, they aren't afraid to fly into the face of danger. Oops, now wet. Airplane in the drink. Awwww shit.

It's an aquatic Snowbeast kinda #monsterdon

What's the effective range on a Medusa head?

#Monsterdon

"I should have closed it with velcro" #monsterdon

Mom in law watching, don't fuck it up P'

#Monsterdon

the triangles going mad in the distance tell me this is supposed to be the heroic part? #monsterdon

I do like whatever they've done with Kraken here - auxiliary arms? #monsterdon

So stick with me here, Bubo shrinks, flies up the kraken's asshole, and then becomes huge, killing the kraken. #monsterdon

Impressive crowd for a virgin sacrifice that might end in the destruction of a city-state, I have to say. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ymir looking a little worse for the wear these days

No names, no grief for the slain soldiers?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon What does a Kraken eat inside his cage? Does he feast every twenty years on cities?

Pegasus is so slow!

#Monsterdon

Two-headed dog thing, three-armed Kraken, checks out.

#monsterdon

ARTAX! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Joppa btw is known as Jaffa today, in modern Israel. Port city since ancient times.

Probably doesn't see as much Kraken traffic these days.

Kraken is RIPPED #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

Krackenhands!

The beast from Krull #monsterdon

@gnomon DM THE KRAKEN!!!

#Monsterdon

YEAH BUBO! FUCK HIM UP!

...or not. #Monsterdon

i would watch a Harryhausen Godzilla so hard

#Monsterdon

It’s the Kraken from the black lagoon. #Monsterdon

hey... can we call the owl a "machina ex deus"? (I know that's declined wrong) #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie all greek gods tbf

#Monsterdon

Right, Andromeda's chained to a rock because Hollywood knows that most-everyone will remember that bit.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

So first Perseus shows up with a severed hand and now he's running around with a head in a bag. Andromeda, honey, these are some serious red flags.

#Monsterdon

From all the times I watched this when I was growing up, I don't ever remember Poseidon green-screened in working the crank.
#Monsterdon

wait do the people have to *call* the Kraken too?

geez Poseidon could you be a little less lazy

#Monsterdon

Poseidon is kind of a useless dick.

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
WatchVibe™️

Kraken being released⬆️
Bubo survives ⬆️
Patience with Perseus not keeping God-given tools ⬇️

💥 #ClashOfTheTitans1981

KRAAAAA-KOLA

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon out here #rootingforthemonsters sooo hard yesss #clashofthetitans1981

"Lemme get this straight. I bang the most beautiful woman on planet Earth, get the hell outta Dodge, and all you assholes get eaten by the Kraken? Sounds win-win to me."
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Head down to the beach, gonna get eaten out, a little cake on the sand with what ought to be a really MALE kraken. ;) Waggle Waggle.

I ask you once again...to

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

#Monsterdon

Andromeda is taking this surprisingly well

#Monsterdon

Sacrifice a virgin trope: nailed it.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Calibos stabs the gargon head and it turns scorpions big?! It's possible this gorgon is too powerful.

Also sadly partner looked up the skeleton thing and it's a DIFFERENT movie. Sad face. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I like how Zeus felt he had to be all sneaky about that. Like, what were the other gods gonna do?

Oh nudity. Huh. Well I guess I missed bits of this movie only ever seeing it on Saturday matinee tv a hundred times.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

poseidon: still drowning

#Monsterdon

Zeus and his collection of mortal Funko Pops. They're not dolls they're ACTION FIGURES, CRONUS! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Great Poseidon, protect us from great floods.

Release the Kraken. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

So he was all skiddish about the snake on his sword but fine with holding Medusas snake head. Got it.

Zeus gave Perseus a Monster energy drink #Monsterdon

#monsterdon He said the line!

grape zeus? well, better than orange zeus

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Were catbird sounds common in ancient Greece?

#Monsterdon

getting all dressed up for her date with The Kraken?

#Monsterdon

SIDE BOOB!

#Monsterdon

Audience gets teased. #monsterdon

Someone get that goddamn cat outta here!

* I know it’s a peacock

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, Tits and Ass? This is some high-quality cinema baby!

I _thought_ those two soldiers had red shirt-like garments.

#monsterdon

Bubo: *Futurama Fry squinting meme* not sure if windy or giant scorpions #Monsterdon

Maybe set the flying horse free before you set the swamp castle on fire? Maybe?

#monsterdon

wow this little guy is so full of murder and destruction

#monsterdon

Not enough torches in movies these days #monsterdon

The Sidiest of Sideboobs.

Gotta make sure she looks good before we bring her to her death. #Monsterdon

Owls can use a natural version of napalm, as seen here.

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Perseus is chronically underdressed for the task #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You should oil your owl after every swimmy..

#Monsterdon ok this place was a firetrap waiting to go up

#monsterdon The doom that came to click-a-clack-a-mas. Get them all Bubo! Divine justice with clattery flap flap!

Owltoo Detoo is the best.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Fair play to that guard, I think that'd be my response to seeing a SOLID GOLD OWL fly in through the window. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"His crimes are Unforgivable! Orange-Rumpicus had Every Advantage! The Spoiled Billionaires of the City of Queens have spoiled, patronized him, and indulged him since birth!

You gave him the presidency of The United States... and what has he done? He has hunted and destroyed every vestige of Democracy!

He has corrupted and destroyed every service providing planes... until now only trains remain! He must be punished.

His form is to be melted into that of a Centaur. He will become abhorrent to human sight. He will be shunned and forced to live as an outcast in the swamps and marshes of Florida.

He will be transformed into a mortal mockery; a shameful mark of his vile cruelty!

And he will never get laid except at $130,000.00 a throw..."

"Hello, my wet friend" "Nothin' to do with you, buddy, sorry."

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

But what of the Kraken?

#Monsterdon

"Hello, my wet friend."

😄

#monsterdon

Welp, Pers, congratulations. You lost every gift the gods gave you, got every man under your command killed, and you're stuck miles from anywhere with no horses. Good job, King. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Perseus should wait until rigor mortis sets in, leftover sexytimes ensue. ;)

Perseus would have a much easier time if he didn't just leave his shit lying everywhere #Monsterdon

Perseus' sword has some truly ridiculous damage stats.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Not giving the helpful guard a name until after he's dead seems like a mis-step

#Monsterdon

Choked with a whip by monster daddy... I think I saw that in a dream once. #Monsterdon

Don't fall forward on the... oh.. oh well. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Medusa has acid for blood, like a Xenomorph!

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans