"Who are you?"
"Perseus! And this is my nipple"

#monsterdon

Man, imagine having to go through DOZENS UPON DOZENS of debutant parties. And then your ex kills anyone who approaches you so you have to do the WHOLE THING over again. #Monsterdon

Don't let Bob Pegasus into the Swamps of Sadness

#Monsterdon

I'm very impressed by the blend of choreography and claymation. Really well done

#Monsterdon

claymation / relaguy is an odd combo

#monsterdon

okay, this is some VERY GOOD claymation, I like #monsterdon

@Louisa and as an adult, what disturbs you of Calibos?
#monsterdon

Calibos is fit, and not so bad looking after all. I would like his workout routine. #monsterdon

Anyone else imagining Calibus as Matt Barry? #monsterdon

@ramsey Excuse me. It was a minni series. Also with Colleen Dewhurst and Charles Durning. Now I'm super curious. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Mark and remember you animated fart lady. This is in greek, and it's highly compressed, you'll need extra error bits in that QR code boyo…

Calibos just has a bunch of caveman henchmen?
This guy is supposed to be monsterous? He be the star of so many monster romance novels now.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Oh wow, stop motion Calabos and then actor Calabos, almost seamlessly.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

Calibos has a whole committee dedicated to coming up with riddles

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

awww... Calibos ain't that ugly! #monsterdon

Dude looks like he had a hard night #monsterdon

@ramsey
Mesmerized by the TL again

@davesdogmaggie

#Monsterdon

This is, what. A vulture capturing Andromeda's astral form?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon meanwhile at Shrek's place

yo we back in the bog?? hellll yeah
#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Did they really? I must have missed the part in the story where they discussed that they would try to capture Pegasus.

#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @RamenCatholic @Taweret These days the gods would probably just order from Amazon anyway

#Monsterdon

No, those aren't tire tracks, they're CHARIOT tracks! 😉

#monsterdon

"The most beautiful stallion in the world!"

Yes you are Perseus

#monsterdon

@ramsey they stalked Pegasus at his favorite watering hole. #Monsterdon

I hope he gets altitude sickness

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@trixter I mean, didn't that sort of happen in one of the myths?

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

WILL SOMEONE GET THAT BLOODY PHONE?

#monsterdon

man this is just like how i feel like when birds get eaten by terrestrial rodents. you are a pegasus, you can FLY AWAY and get water from like a pond at the top of a treacherous mountain peak or something. deep down you must have wanted to be captured. #monsterdon

... got to make it 8 seconds!!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This is TWA. So much better than Delta. Less nits and lice.

Well, you're choking and endangered species Perseus, That's why it isn't being keen to be tamed
#monsterdon

minecraft says you just have to sit on him until he loves you. there you go. #monsterdon

"...you forgot your helmet!"

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

uhhh your helmet?

#monsterdon

steady....steady....

boot to the head

gnite perseus

#monsterdon

That thing must drop manure loads from the sky #monsterdon

Okay, winged horses are just a regular thing here instead of coming from gorgon blood.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I would mostly use an invisibility helmet to run errands without having to talk to people

#Monsterdon

Sadly I don't have "day for night" on my bingo card #monsterdon

@ricci what no that's crazy talk

#Monsterdon

Sooo romantic to creep on a sleeping woman's bedroom #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

You think someone at the castle would notice the big metal pet carrier that's always on the balcony

#Monsterdon

That chick is getting carried away #monsterdon

flappity flappity bippity bappy, carry off the queen

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon dude gets invisibility helmet. Waits five whole minutes before creeping on a woman in her room.

Mythology!

okay, so now that's she's in the cage, she should start singing for Godzilla to come destroy the island, yeah? #monsterdon

@arisummerland #monsterdon

It's a ringwraith. It's summoned every time he dons the helmet.

uhhh using your invisibility helmet to sneak into a woman's bedroom is not cool dude #monsterdon #scheduledMonsterdon

OH MY GOD the helmet does not fit over his head lmfao

it's a hat

#Monsterdon

I love the vulture! Love love love love love

Wait, is it a vulture or something else?

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

#monsterdon Here's your Delta flight ma'am. You're in Terra Cotta class. Happy flying with Delta! The sky-lounge is kinda... rustic.

Ah yes, my Amazon drop

#monsterdon

Delivery by vulture drone!

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

[LOUDER CAWING]

#monsterdon

@jonny Pretty much.

#Monsterdon

The riddle:

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?

WHAT is your favorite color?

#monsterdon

this has been a very helpful...guard? #monsterdon

Wow this guard is like the chattiest NPC from Oblivion.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Lucas Exposition is on the job!

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

@arisummerland #monsterdon

"now you must find 5 palm leaves and bring them to me."

New game: count the number of layers in the optical printer #monsterdon

#monsterdon Calibos came into some radium, and got a little Spock goopy from it, but nobody really wants to look into it too much, lest the goopy spread.

Thank you, exposition guy, that is quite enough.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981

#monsterdon That's the Joppa Dental Damn right there. It's a clever sex act, allright. Requires lots of Dent-u-Grip to work.

Welcome to Joppa! Monkeys! Parrots! "We've have it all" #monsterdon

@JoeWynne
"Bill payer" #monsterdon

Oh, right. This movie is recent enough and high budget enough that the music helps carry story beats.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Him: Darn. I forgot my sword. I suppose I could go back for it. I mean it is a powerful artifact gifted by the gods. They did say I would need it for my epic journey.

Him: nah. Too lazy. Can't be bothered.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon There isn't enough drugs for a shepherd to explain what he saw. Just footsteps in the worlds softest dust. It's fine, like toner. What? What's toner? Uhhh, what year is it?

the footstep effect is VERY COOL

#Monsterdon

Perseus you git! You forgot your sword.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

#monsterdon A divine gift, it comes with no cost, except you know, the golden shower your momma got by an old british man pretending to be Zeus.

Obi Wan in the shield #monsterdon

In Greece, the sword can be used as a jackhammer. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Rub me all over your body, boy! I'm here to protect you! LOL

Yo, I'll put this helmet and you throw a brick at me, it's gonna be super cool dude! #monsterdon

#monsterdon With enough LSD, you too can have magical weapons and armor. MORE BLOTTER LESS WALKIES

Perseus! Slayer of air! #monsterdon

My cat was activated by the grumpy relocated cats

#Monsterdon

Cat representation #Monsterdon

"Prince Perseus"

(meow)

#Monsterdon

Short sword, just sayin

#Monsterdon

Looking for something more becoming to wear in the litter box, nice #monsterdon

Welcome to Joppa, here's your sword

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

is this...his father's lightsaber? #monsterdon

Everyone says: "Call no man happy who is not dead!"

And I say "Awwww, shut UP already!"

#monsterdon

GET TO THE JOPPA!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hate to say it, but Argos is kinda fuxxored. Ah well.

"...that was your father's lightsaber"

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Well he likes cats

#monsterdon

Jappa dez nuts.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

“Hi. I’m a poet. Who are you?”

“I’m the son of a god.”

“Oh, that tracks.”

#Monsterdon

Joppa. You know, Joppa, near where the big chicken used to be.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon You didn’t feel the goddes carrying you, the wind, perhaps some whooshing? No? Fancy drugs they got there…

This was right around the time Maggie Smith was in Evil Under the Sun as well, she was spending a lot of time making movies set in Greece. #monsterdon

he really does have early 80s hair doesn't he, ahahhaa

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

💥 CLASH OF THE TRIVIA 💥

John Barry submitted a 15-minute demo for the score, but Harryhausen did not like it.

#ClashOfTheTitans1981

I keep wanting to sneak in a Dowager quote for Maggie Smith but let's face it, that character is more about snark than it is saying something quoteable

#monsterdon

Zeus has many, many, many, many, many, many, many faults, as a god, but he does seem to genuinely care for his offspring…sometimes.

#Monsterdon