Remember, Charon doesn't make change.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

I dream of being alone with Burgess Meredith on a barren Greek island next to a fire. It's my little dream.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Time to go visit my homie Medusa and get stoned

#Monsterdon

They sure did like heavy blush in the 70s, huh. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so one look *from* her turns you to stone or one look *at* her turns you to stone? get this detail right pls old man

That wasn't fair of me to say. Bubo is clearly not a robot owl. It's a clockwork owl that's bringing brains to the potlatch. #Monsterdon

Perseus is a dickhead, the witches were minding their own business with their only eye, he steals it for his own gain to blackmail them, and then doesn't even hand it back. I feel bad for the witches. #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

How the story SHOULD end... #Monsterdon

CW: Statue, Nudity, statue gore

"The sands of time are moving like quicksilver."

Does mercury pour faster than sand?

...

I don't think it does? Did- did he just say that because it has the word "quick" in it??

#Monsterdon

"The sands of time are running like quicksilver" I dunno, we still got 45 min. on this one. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

These witches did NOTHING to him, what an asshole

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

It's like the three sisters have only one shared smartphone among them. They can't go two minutes without it #monsterdon

If they made a Bubo toy I'd buy it #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

That third weird sister must eventually end up talking to Macbeth.

#monsterdon

I bet Mothra could defeat the Kraken.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

An 80's trash classic....#monsterdon

@ohiofi hahahaha nice

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@patioboater yeah seriously!

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LOL thallo be holding Bubo like the husband holding the wife's purse while she is in the fitting room #Monsterdon

Just cookin' up a little Ambassador Stew.

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I love the witches. Three women of good... taste. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Ugh. Pottage :/ #Monsterdon

Three weird sisters = HIAM

#monsterdon

what’s the name of that awful movie that was Clash of the Titans in space?

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

If you want to see more of Calibos, check-out his OniFans.

#monsterdon

Already has a ding in his shield.

#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

#Monsterdon ⚔️⚡🔱🗿🛡️😱

Robo-Owl!

so does that mean the kraken is the death star?

#monsterdon

@blogdiva This came out in 1981, and R2D2 was 1977.

#Monsterdon

Oh my god, it's an astro-owl

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oh god it's R2
why

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dude, don't pick it up! You'll void the warranty! #monsterdon

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP #monsterdon

@r343l everyone talking in Canonical High Fantasy Voice or whatever you call that is a humongous negative to me that is hard to overcome, and aside from the cool monsters there's just nothing i find cool or funny or weird. none of my buttons pressed, but i get why other ppl like this kinda stuff #monsterdon

THEY ADDED A COMEDIC SIDEKICK?

#Monsterdon

the Sir Lawrence Oliviers was the real Liam Neesons

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IT'S A-COMIN' RIGHT AT US!

#monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

As a kid, I loved this mechanical owl.

#Monsterdon

This is perilously close to owl porn #monsterdon

Hephaestus really gets stuck supporting everyone. Also, birb.

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Zeus is just out here giving other people's shit away.
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@hollie I think Thetis just wanted to frustrate Perseus and maybe didn't really think it through

#Monsterdon

Stygian Witches

The band name I was a sub for

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@nev My version says close to an hour and I've already made 3 snacks (I'm not particularly enthralled by the movie), so yes?

#Monsterdon

Wait is that NPC quest giver guard again?
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Grand Theft Pegasus
#monsterdon

Pegasus animation team on call....

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Go find them witches, hoss!

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There he goes again, flexing Pegasus. It’s the private jet of that era. #monsterdon

If she has to be a virgin to be sacrificed... what should Perseus do?

#monsterdon
#ClashOfTheTitans

Aw man blind women should have been on the bingo card

#Monsterdon

You'd think they'd know better than to diss a god in her own temple ffs

#monsterdon

Mawwiage is what bwings us togevvuh today #monsterdon

#monsterdon That dimple caused so many youthful solo adventures for so many GenX gayboys. Mmmmm... Harry's Dimple... just... right there... dead center. Can't miss it, splatter all over the frikken place. Ahem. ;)

"Justice... or revenge?"
Both? Both? Both.
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"You are handsome and fascinating. And I am still young and stupid"

yeah this relationship is going well
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Cause beating his ass was way more fun #monsterdon

She looks like she's 16 now so Calibos must have been hitting on her too early

#monsterdon

@tuckerm you just killed me tucker

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"You ask my daughter's hand in marriage?"

"No thanks, brought my own."

#Monsterdon

“It looks like you’re trying to solve a riddle, would you like a hand with that?” #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Now Perseus has a prototype Starfleet Skant! YAY! It comes full circle! This is a holodeck adventure!!!

@ramsey #monsterdon

the CLAW!

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#monsterdon The ring is gaudy. Sooooo gaudy. Big giant pearls, white and drippy. Mmmm... naughty.

See, THAT is why you have a Dramatic Uncle guiding your heroes. #Monsterdon

Purseuss just demonstrated that he cheated. #monsterdon

dude you could've taken the hand out of it. you're nasty

#Monsterdon

Is this a riddle or a Venn diagram?

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Have courage, Princess. And stare at my nipple!

#monsterdon

“You know him?”

“Only…from…(I can’t tell her I saw him while my soul was captured by a giant vulture and taken to see Calibos)…a dream!”

#Monsterdon

"Who are you?"
"Perseus! And this is my nipple"

#monsterdon

Man, imagine having to go through DOZENS UPON DOZENS of debutant parties. And then your ex kills anyone who approaches you so you have to do the WHOLE THING over again. #Monsterdon

Don't let Bob Pegasus into the Swamps of Sadness

#Monsterdon

I'm very impressed by the blend of choreography and claymation. Really well done

#Monsterdon

claymation / relaguy is an odd combo

#monsterdon

okay, this is some VERY GOOD claymation, I like #monsterdon

@Louisa and as an adult, what disturbs you of Calibos?
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Calibos is fit, and not so bad looking after all. I would like his workout routine. #monsterdon

Anyone else imagining Calibus as Matt Barry? #monsterdon

@ramsey Excuse me. It was a minni series. Also with Colleen Dewhurst and Charles Durning. Now I'm super curious. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Mark and remember you animated fart lady. This is in greek, and it's highly compressed, you'll need extra error bits in that QR code boyo…

Calibos just has a bunch of caveman henchmen?
This guy is supposed to be monsterous? He be the star of so many monster romance novels now.
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Oh wow, stop motion Calabos and then actor Calabos, almost seamlessly.

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"Remember, the reply must be in the form of a question!" #monsterdon

Calibos has a whole committee dedicated to coming up with riddles

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awww... Calibos ain't that ugly! #monsterdon

you'd be amazed what you could do with a little moisturizer, king

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Dude looks like he had a hard night #monsterdon

@ramsey
Mesmerized by the TL again

@davesdogmaggie

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This is, what. A vulture capturing Andromeda's astral form?

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#Monsterdon meanwhile at Shrek's place

yo we back in the bog?? hellll yeah
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@davesdogmaggie Did they really? I must have missed the part in the story where they discussed that they would try to capture Pegasus.

#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @RamenCatholic @Taweret These days the gods would probably just order from Amazon anyway

#Monsterdon

No, those aren't tire tracks, they're CHARIOT tracks! 😉

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Pegasus just be like, "Welp, this is my life now. No mares ever again and now... this guy." #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

"The most beautiful stallion in the world!"

Yes you are Perseus

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@ramsey they stalked Pegasus at his favorite watering hole. #Monsterdon

I hope he gets altitude sickness

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