Use the force, Perseus!

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I hope Skeleton got the credit he deserves in this one.

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Great use of lighting and shadow in this whole scene.
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Ha! She BONKED him! #Monsterdon

'everybody must get stoned'

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A+ Medusa

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#monsterdon That's Aqua Regis! It dissolves everything but gold. Medusa was a chemist! Rock on!

ARROW'D!! #monsterdon

Medusa is hotter than Perseus

fight me

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#Monsterdon while I realize that rattlesnakes are in no way Greek, I love that they gave Medusa a rattle.

it's a nice temple and all, but they must spend a FORTUNE on lamp oil. #monsterdon

I miss @floatybirb's running summaries

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the goggies, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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So it made no sense for Andromeda to be going along on the fetch quests anyway but I guess it's to justify a brief emotional moment when Perseus leaves without her. #monsterdon

Aww. Who's a good boy? Cerberus's brother is. Yes you is. Who wants scritches?
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Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Oh ... wait ... wrong story. Although, he could use the doctor about now. #Monsterdon #Crossover #ClashOfTheTitans1981

I would have tried treats...

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@ohiofi what you get when you order Cerberus on temu

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Oh shit. The dog dies.

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Really looking forward to watching this snake wield the sword

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His anaconda don’t want none

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...It's a boa constrictor, Perseus, just grab the fucking sword. #Monsterdon

see that tail wagging? they're playing!

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#Monsterdon Inside you are two wolves. They are eating you.

Is Medusa a vegan, since everything she looks in the eye turns into stone? #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

HOLY DIVAH

YOU BEEN DOWN TOO LONG ON THE MIDNIGHT SEA

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These guys with Perseus: one or more red shirts, no doubt.

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Ok that's a nice Bocklin homage #monsterdon

Rookie mistake. You need a coin for Charon on the way in, and another for him on the way back.

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The owl has become one of the main characters now. #monsterdon

RI-CO-LA!

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"...did you say fairy man?"

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Don't you have to pay the ferryman TWO coins to cross?

Also, might want a spare two to get back, right?

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"The River Styx. The river of death."

Uh yeah Perseus, we're all from ancient Greece TOO you know

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Remember, Charon doesn't make change.

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I dream of being alone with Burgess Meredith on a barren Greek island next to a fire. It's my little dream.

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They sure did like heavy blush in the 70s, huh. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so one look *from* her turns you to stone or one look *at* her turns you to stone? get this detail right pls old man

That wasn't fair of me to say. Bubo is clearly not a robot owl. It's a clockwork owl that's bringing brains to the potlatch. #Monsterdon

Perseus is a dickhead, the witches were minding their own business with their only eye, he steals it for his own gain to blackmail them, and then doesn't even hand it back. I feel bad for the witches. #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

How the story SHOULD end... #Monsterdon

CW: Statue, Nudity, statue gore

"The sands of time are moving like quicksilver."

Does mercury pour faster than sand?

...

I don't think it does? Did- did he just say that because it has the word "quick" in it??

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"The sands of time are running like quicksilver" I dunno, we still got 45 min. on this one. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

These witches did NOTHING to him, what an asshole

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It's like the three sisters have only one shared smartphone among them. They can't go two minutes without it #monsterdon

If they made a Bubo toy I'd buy it #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

That third weird sister must eventually end up talking to Macbeth.

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I bet Mothra could defeat the Kraken.

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An 80's trash classic....#monsterdon

@ohiofi hahahaha nice

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@patioboater yeah seriously!

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LOL thallo be holding Bubo like the husband holding the wife's purse while she is in the fitting room #Monsterdon

Just cookin' up a little Ambassador Stew.

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I love the witches. Three women of good... taste. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Ugh. Pottage :/ #Monsterdon

Three weird sisters = HIAM

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what’s the name of that awful movie that was Clash of the Titans in space?

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If you want to see more of Calibos, check-out his OniFans.

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Already has a ding in his shield.

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Robo-Owl!

so does that mean the kraken is the death star?

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Oh my god, it's an astro-owl

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oh god it's R2
why

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dude, don't pick it up! You'll void the warranty! #monsterdon

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP #monsterdon

THEY ADDED A COMEDIC SIDEKICK?

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the Sir Lawrence Oliviers was the real Liam Neesons

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IT'S A-COMIN' RIGHT AT US!

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As a kid, I loved this mechanical owl.

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This is perilously close to owl porn #monsterdon

Hephaestus really gets stuck supporting everyone. Also, birb.

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Zeus is just out here giving other people's shit away.
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@hollie I think Thetis just wanted to frustrate Perseus and maybe didn't really think it through

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Stygian Witches

The band name I was a sub for

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@nev My version says close to an hour and I've already made 3 snacks (I'm not particularly enthralled by the movie), so yes?

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Wait is that NPC quest giver guard again?
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Grand Theft Pegasus
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Pegasus animation team on call....

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Go find them witches, hoss!

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There he goes again, flexing Pegasus. It’s the private jet of that era. #monsterdon

Aw man blind women should have been on the bingo card

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You'd think they'd know better than to diss a god in her own temple ffs

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#monsterdon That dimple caused so many youthful solo adventures for so many GenX gayboys. Mmmmm... Harry's Dimple... just... right there... dead center. Can't miss it, splatter all over the frikken place. Ahem. ;)

"Justice... or revenge?"
Both? Both? Both.
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"You are handsome and fascinating. And I am still young and stupid"

yeah this relationship is going well
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Cause beating his ass was way more fun #monsterdon

She looks like she's 16 now so Calibos must have been hitting on her too early

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@tuckerm you just killed me tucker

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"You ask my daughter's hand in marriage?"

"No thanks, brought my own."

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“It looks like you’re trying to solve a riddle, would you like a hand with that?” #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Now Perseus has a prototype Starfleet Skant! YAY! It comes full circle! This is a holodeck adventure!!!

@ramsey #monsterdon

the CLAW!

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#monsterdon The ring is gaudy. Sooooo gaudy. Big giant pearls, white and drippy. Mmmm... naughty.

See, THAT is why you have a Dramatic Uncle guiding your heroes. #Monsterdon

Purseuss just demonstrated that he cheated. #monsterdon

dude you could've taken the hand out of it. you're nasty

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Is this a riddle or a Venn diagram?

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Have courage, Princess. And stare at my nipple!

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“You know him?”

“Only…from…(I can’t tell her I saw him while my soul was captured by a giant vulture and taken to see Calibos)…a dream!”

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