#monsterdon And then Perseus and Andromeda fucked off into each other..

I do love that Perseus saves the day, but Pegasus gets all the real excited cheering. It’s like when a cute dog invades a tiktok. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Uncle Owen! This owl has a bad motivator!

They’re gonna name all the constellations aren’t they?

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#monsterdon The crowd barely reacted when he saved their princess by killing a seamonster, but they go wild for a flying horse.

Ricolaaaaa! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Can we have a moment of silence for the Kraken? 😔

Perseus must working in Japanese restaurants, everyone takes his sushi for granite

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#monsterdon It's like a mystical bottle return! Toss out a Medusa Head, get back your Pegasus!

He’s … kraken up

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Medusa head desklamp

where

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don't forget to harden your Kraken to extra-crispy. the MEDUSA system will automatically shut down when done. #monsterdon

makes sense that a stoned kraken is too big to be self-supporting, im glad this movie is scientifically accurate

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YOU WANNA GET

STONED

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Perseus takes 5 minutes to arrive with fanfare then gets immediately swatted down. 😂 Excellent,

#TeamKraken

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aaaaand he drops everything. again. of course

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"oh, just give me a second here, I tied kind of a weird knot"

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CLOSE YOUR EYES, BYSTANDERS! WE ARE ACTIVATING THE MEDUSA! #monsterdon

You know, I am beginning to think that carrying Medusa's head around in a sack may be unwise.

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Shit I know I left that head around here somewhere...

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What was the Kraken supposed to do with Andromeda? Eat her? Smash her? Drown her? I never quite figured #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

The biggest Harryhausen monster shouts at the smallest.
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Seriously though. Does he have equipment down in that cage? Kraken is _ripped_. #Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans

Kraken is hotter than Perseus

Yeah I got a type so what

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This is where the Japanese Self Defense Force opens up with their MASER cannons

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The NHL francise in Seattle is known as the Kraken. Decent nickname. #monsterdon

Perseus is nowhere near the ocean

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How many hands does a Kraken have?

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@davesdogmaggie #monsterdon

That's prolly why they keep him submerged for the whole movie.

RIIICOLAAAAAA

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Bring back plentiful silver garments

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May the Krakenification commence #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

Like a salmon returning to its ancestral spawning grounds, Perseus returns to the amphitheater

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HE SAID THE THING! #monsterdon

Side boob w/nipple and ass back full. #monsterdon

The Kracken has a more regular release cycle than some mobile phone OSes.

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Hey fam I got the head of Medusa, check it out! #monsterdon

YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH BUDDY

release that kraken

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#monsterdon Lots and lots of untanned thigh, there Perseus... mmmmmm….

I totally forgot about these people

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Oh no. Calibos's one weakness. Edged weapons.
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Glad the little guy is ok,. #monsterdon

Oh no! Oblivion NPC got stabbed in the back with a tiny trident! How will Perseus ever turn in all those quests now?
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Where did calibos get his custom duds with a tailhole #monsterdon

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💥 CLASH OF THE TRIVIA 💥

The graininess of the film behind the clearer stop-motion effect drove Harryhausen crazy. He was not allowed to fix it due to budget restrictions.

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#monsterdon For a guy with a magic sword that can cut through anything, he sure took his time with those scorpions.

When you have just lost Bubo, you must whip it! 🎶

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Perseus, whose name in Greek means "He whose fingers are like butter" #Monsterdon

wait what I thought his right hand was cut off?

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I wonder if they were happy with this. If it looked on screen the way it looked in their minds. #monsterdon

Did our helpful guard just die?

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I'm glad giant scorpions don't actually exist tbh #monsterdon

Scorpion wins!

FATALITY

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#monsterdon What gets me is, why does the scorpion bit have an upper bound? They are growing really quickly. Was it always going to be just this size, or is it have something to do with ambient concentrations of oxygen, like it is for spiders? They just get this big, because any bigger and they'd have a hard time breathing…?

[scorpion noises]

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That's why D&D parties always, always set watches. Don't trust the owl that can't even figure out a branch won't take its weight.

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How does the head still have all that blood?

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#monsterdon Paging Scorpios. Will all Scorpio's please come to the observation lounge. Your presence is requested.

Yes yes, very dramatic pose with Medusa's head, Percy. I can't believe they didn't animate a scene of her playing dead like a hognose. We were ROBBED. #Monsterdon

Oh shit. He showed medusa's face to the moon and now the moon has turned to stone!
#monsterdon

@ricci Definitely no funny bones

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Pretty good death sequence. Perseus probably should have brought a bag, though.

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so if seeing her in a mirror is safe, would looking at her through a video feed be ok? in which case augmented reality type goggles would make this a lot easier

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They're very careful not to give us a glimpse of any snake boobies.

...Snoobies

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Use the force, Perseus!

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I hope Skeleton got the credit he deserves in this one.

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She keeps a lot of braziers burning, for a woman living alone

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Great use of lighting and shadow in this whole scene.
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Ha! She BONKED him! #Monsterdon

'everybody must get stoned'

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A+ Medusa

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#monsterdon That's Aqua Regis! It dissolves everything but gold. Medusa was a chemist! Rock on!

ARROW'D!! #monsterdon

Medusa is hotter than Perseus

fight me

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#Monsterdon while I realize that rattlesnakes are in no way Greek, I love that they gave Medusa a rattle.

it's a nice temple and all, but they must spend a FORTUNE on lamp oil. #monsterdon

I miss @floatybirb's running summaries

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the goggies, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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So it made no sense for Andromeda to be going along on the fetch quests anyway but I guess it's to justify a brief emotional moment when Perseus leaves without her. #monsterdon

Aww. Who's a good boy? Cerberus's brother is. Yes you is. Who wants scritches?
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Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Oh ... wait ... wrong story. Although, he could use the doctor about now. #Monsterdon #Crossover #ClashOfTheTitans1981

And he slew a dog
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I would have tried treats...

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@ohiofi what you get when you order Cerberus on temu

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Oh shit. The dog dies.

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Really looking forward to watching this snake wield the sword

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His anaconda don’t want none

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see that tail wagging? they're playing!

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...It's a boa constrictor, Perseus, just grab the fucking sword. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Inside you are two wolves. They are eating you.

Is Medusa a vegan, since everything she looks in the eye turns into stone? #monsterdon #clashofthetitans

HOLY DIVAH

YOU BEEN DOWN TOO LONG ON THE MIDNIGHT SEA

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These guys with Perseus: one or more red shirts, no doubt.

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Ok that's a nice Bocklin homage #monsterdon

Rookie mistake. You need a coin for Charon on the way in, and another for him on the way back.

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The owl has become one of the main characters now. #monsterdon

RI-CO-LA!

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"...did you say fairy man?"

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Don't you have to pay the ferryman TWO coins to cross?

Also, might want a spare two to get back, right?

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"The River Styx. The river of death."

Uh yeah Perseus, we're all from ancient Greece TOO you know

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